Chapter 782 Chaos
"Have you heard? The Bull Demon King was killed, his head was abandoned in the wilderness, and his body was missing."
"It is said that in order to hold a peach banquet, the Queen Mother ordered the God of Cookery to descend to earth to study new dishes. The Bull Demon King was brutally slaughtered, and after selecting the recipe, he was taken away by the God of Cookery and disappeared without a trace."
"How can it be false? I saw it with my own eyes. The God of Cookery is a woman who is more beautiful than Chang'e. She is wearing a neat white short skirt. The kitchen knife in her hand is made by Lao Jun himself using Nine Heavens Black Iron. It weighs 9,600 kilograms. She is wearing a Her cultivation level reaches heaven and earth, and she is as good as Erlang Shen. That day, she just came down to earth, and she met the Bull Demon King. She was so happy to see that he was hunting, and she yelled, "Hey, what a good head."
After that, he stepped forward with a kitchen knife in his hand, and the kitchen knife flew up and down. The Bull Demon King was killed, his hands were weak and his muscles were numb, and he retreated step by step. In the end, he had to show his true form and fight hard. Unexpectedly, this was the moment the God of Cookery was waiting for, when the Bull Demon King appeared. The moment he revealed his true form, he raised the knife and dropped it, and a huge bull's head was chopped off like a melon or a vegetable..."
"Smell, the meat skewers are really fragrant. After the God of Cookery and his team used the Cow Demon King to test the dishes, they threw away a lot of the grilled meat skewers, and I snatched a bunch. I have to say, it is really a rare delicacy in the Three Realms. After one bite, it is so delicious Meat skewers, your soul is flying away, as if there are many calves licking you, the taste, even the Jade Emperor wouldn't change it!"
"It is said that when the God of Cookery is cooking, colorful lights rise into the sky, and the aroma reaches to the nine heavens. The gods in the sky are really blessed..."
"Dragon liver and phoenix marrow, chicken tongue, bear paws, donkey blood, wolf heart, snake soup...these are all ingredients that have been included in the God of Cookery's menu. If you have these relatives and friends at home, you should hide as soon as possible, otherwise, if you encounter the God of Cookery, you will be in trouble. Escape from the knife..."
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Li Mu led everyone to build the Jingtan Temple and cultivate teamwork in these days.
The murder of the Bull Demon King finally spread in the demon world.
The buzz around Makino Ice Grilled Beef Head is so great that I can’t hide it even if I want to.
What's more, they didn't clean up the cow head they left behind, and they also left a lot of uneaten meat skewers at the scene.
The goblins did not see the truth and heard vague stories from the mouth of the mountain god Tutu, plus the fragrant kebabs as evidence.
In this way, a fictional god of food was created in a stylish way.
The rumors were spreading with seriousness, and each one added fuel to the fire, making it more and more intense.
In a short period of time, a storm was set off in the demon world.
The monsters are all in danger.
During the Buddhist Journey to the West, a large number of monsters in the mortal world were eliminated. The big monsters with names and surnames were either taken away by the gods in the sky or killed by Sun Wukong. There were not many big monsters left.
In just a thousand years, the monsters that have grown up again have become insignificant.
Now looking at the Queen Mother's intentions, it seems that she plans to use the name of the God of Cookery to clean up again...
For a while.
The monsters who heard the rumors found places to hide in seclusion, fearing that the God of Cookery would come to their door and send them to heaven to prepare dishes for people.
Also like the Jiao Demon King and the Peng Demon King who first sworn sworn vows to Sun Wukong, they first escaped Yang Jian's governance of the weak water, and then escaped the great monsters from Buddhism's journey to the west. They couldn't bear it anymore, so they rose up and raised a banner to order the monsters to deal with the God of Cookery and resist this damn thing. fate.
For a peach party, the God of Cookery was specially sent to collect ingredients. The Queen Mother was simply too deceptive...
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Cuiyun Mountain, Bajiao Cave.
Shocked to hear the bad news.
Princess Iron Fan accidentally broke the tea cup on the table. She turned pale and clenched her fists hard: "Uncle Jiao Demon King, what are you talking about? Old Niu...Old Niu was really captured by the God of Cookery?"
"Sister-in-law, the mountain god of Tuluo Mountain has seen it with his own eyes." The Jiao Demon King looked sad. He clapped his hands, and the two little demons carried a tree trunk and placed it in the banana cave. On the trunk were skewers of meat that were crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. , now there are only two pieces left, because the pieces of meat have been a little black after being stored for these days, but the moment they were brought in, the banana cave was still instantly covered with fragrance.
The moment she saw the piece of meat, Princess Iron Fan's emotions collapsed. When she stood up, she couldn't help shaking: "Uncle Jiao Demon King, this is..."
"Kebabs made from Brother Niu's meat." The Jiao Demon King lowered his head to prevent Princess Iron Fan from seeing his rolling throat, and sighed, "I went there late that day, and Brother Niu's meat had already been carved up. , I killed a jackal demon who was sharing food, and then snatched this bunch from their mouth. I also brought Brother Niu’s skull back and placed it outside the cave. Sister-in-law, Brother Niu was indeed captured by the God of Cookery. ”
"I haven't come back for hundreds of years, and as soon as I show up, I will be involved in such a disaster, killing a thousand people..." Princess Iron Fan looked straight at the piece of meat, tears rolling down her cheeks uncontrollably, "Uncle, Old Niu...is he still alive?"
"Alive." The Demon King nodded, "The Mountain God saw him being taken away by the God of Cookery. We have been searching for traces of the God of Cookery these days, and Brother Niu should have been taken to the Jingtan Temple by them."
"Jingtan Temple?" Princess Iron Fan was stunned, "Zhu Bajie's dojo?"
"Yes." The Jiao Demon King said, "They entered the Jingtan Temple and never came out again. The little demons who were exploring did not dare to approach because they were afraid of disturbing the grass and startling snakes. However, they could smell the aroma coming from the direction of the Jingtan Temple from time to time. It’s really cooking.”
"Damn monkey, mother and son were separated from each other, and we couldn't see each other for a hundred years. The Flame Mountain also forced me to borrow a banana fan, and the fan destroyed the eight hundred miles of Flame Mountain and cut off my worship. Now there is actually colluding with the God of Cookery, Harm my husband." Princess Iron Fan was furious, "Come on, come on, come on, today I will fight to the death with him and turn him upside down..."
"Sister-in-law, please be patient." Looking at the impulsive Princess Iron Fan, Demon King Jiao felt happy and said, "Monkey Sun entered Buddhism and studied Buddhism in Mount Emei. He has not appeared in the world for hundreds of years. I am afraid he will have to deal with this matter. It doesn't matter, although it is rumored that the God of Cookery was ordered by the Queen Mother to prepare dishes for the Peach Fair.
But Demon King Peng and I felt that there was another hidden meaning in this matter. The Pantao Society had never used spirits to cook food, and there had never been a God of Cookery in Heaven. Moreover, if someone could defeat Brother Niu, the Jade Emperor would let him become a Cook? Everything about Brother Niu is weird..."
"What do you say?" Princess Iron Fan asked.
"Sister-in-law, we believe that the God of Cookery is not from heaven." The Demon King lowered his voice.
Princess Iron Fan was stunned.
The Jiao Demon King said sternly: "This time, I came to see my sister-in-law. Firstly, I want to bring a message from Brother Niu for my sister-in-law. Secondly, I want to borrow the help of my sister-in-law to borrow the good fortune boy to go to the Jingtan Temple to investigate and find out who the God of Cookery is." What kind of person is he? Red Boy is now a sitting boy of Guanyin, even the God of Cookery would not dare not give him face..."
After the impulse, Princess Iron Fan gradually calmed down. She took a deep look at the Jiao Demon King and sat back on the stone bench: "Uncle, please come back. Let me think about this matter again."
"Sister-in-law, take care." The Jiao Demon King achieved his goal and said no more nonsense. After bidding farewell to Princess Iron Fan, he turned around and left the Banana Cave.
Watching the Bull Demon King leave, Princess Iron Fan stood up suddenly, paced back and forth in the cave, and said angrily: "Ox Demon King, you really made a group of good brothers. After your accident, you not only didn't want to rescue, but also used it. We children were the first to take the lead. We are blind and deserve to be roasted into meat skewers. It is better to let me eat it than to be eaten by others. I will bite you to death, you bastard who abandoned his wife and children..."
Walking to the piece of meat, Princess Iron Fan paused, then suddenly grabbed the black piece of meat and bit it down hard.
Um! ?
A sound that had not been made in hundreds of years came out of her nose unconsciously.
She couldn't help but hugged the piece of meat, buried her head in it, and murmured: "Old Niu, this is your meat... Damn you, what the hell... I really want to bite you to death in one bite..."
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The same scene also happened in Jilei Mountain, the cave of the jade-faced fox.
The jade-faced fox was more impulsive than Princess Iron Fan, and he fainted the moment he saw the Bull Demon King's meat skewers.
After waking up, she resolutely closed the cave, carried a piece of fragrant beef on her back, and embarked on a journey to save her husband. The moment she went out.
In the clouds, countless eyes were fixed on her, making sure that she would not make any mistakes along the way, and in the end she would not be able to find the Jingtan Temple...
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A large piece of roasted beef was placed on Jade Emperor's desk.
In the Lingxiao Palace, the immortals couldn't help but swallow their saliva to resist the aroma that hit their faces.
They are high-altitude gods who have tasted all the delicacies and delicacies, but they did not expect to lose their composure on this piece of barbecue of unknown origin. Why in the world is there such a delicacy? The aroma alone shook their Taoist hearts.
"Li Jing, where did this thing come from?" The Jade Emperor twirled his long beard and took the opportunity to lick his lips and asked.
"Back to Your Majesty, I came from the lower realm." Li Jing said.
"Of course I know that I came from the lower world. How could I not know that there is such delicious food in heaven?" The Jade Emperor faithfully played the pedantic role and glared at Li Jing angrily, "I want to know how this barbecue is made. What happened? Who did it?"
Yang Jian's fist hidden behind his back tightened and loosened. He sealed the mouths of all the guards in the heaven and forcibly suppressed the incident of the seven-color light penetrating the Nantianmen. He thought it would delay it for a while.
But as soon as he entered the Lingxiao Palace, the meat of the Bull Demon King was already placed in front of the Jade Emperor, catching him off guard in an instant.
"Empress, don't you know?" Li Jing looked at the Queen Mother in confusion and asked in surprise.
"Just say what you are told." The Queen Mother slapped the table, "What do you mean by hesitating?"
"Your Majesty, Empress." Li Jing was stunned for a moment and said seriously, "This piece of meat is roasted from the head of the Bull Demon King and is made by the God of Cookery. It is said that the God of Cookery is sent by the Queen Mother to the lower world to collect ingredients for the Pantao Society. Enjoy…”
"The God of Cookery?" The Jade Emperor frowned and looked at the Queen Mother, "When did heaven gain a God of Cookery?"
"Your Majesty, I don't know either," said the Queen Mother. She slammed the table and shouted, "Li Jing, since when did the God of Cookery appear in Heaven? Tell me quickly what's going on?"
"The empress doesn't know, and I don't know even more." Li Jing said, "Your Majesty, Liu Ding Liujia found the piece of meat during his inspection and sent it to heaven..."
"Then declare Six Ding Liujia." The Queen Mother said angrily, "I want to see who is pretending to be my will to do evil in the lower world, and even proclaiming himself the God of Cookery. This is simply outrageous."
moment.
Jiazi God sent Wang Wenqing into the palace, and after understanding the situation, he told the story of the Bull Demon King who was killed by the God of Cookery and made into meat skewers, and told all the rumors in the demon world.
"How could such a thing happen?" After hearing this, the Jade Emperor burst out laughing, "My Lady, I'm afraid there is some misunderstanding about this matter. You captured the Bull Demon King alive and even roasted him and ate him. This God of Cookery is also a wonderful person. I heard that This piece of meat is really delicious, and my glutton is aroused. Why don't we just make the mistake, pass on a decree, call the God of Cookery to heaven, perform a fake show, give him a cooking god, and let your flat peaches know how to do it. Change the tricks and give the immortal world a different flat peach club..."
"What your Majesty said is true." The Queen Mother smiled and said, "If his craftsmanship is good enough, it is not impossible to give him the God of Cookery. However, if the God of Cookery can capture the Bull Demon King alive, I am afraid he will not be willing to be a cook, my concubine. I think this matter needs to be discussed in the long run..."
"Your Majesty, you are too careful. If your fighting power is as exaggerated as the legend says, I will just give you a separate reward." The Jade Emperor shook his head disapprovingly, and stretched out his hand, "How about letting me try his craftsmanship first?"
As he said that, he tore off a piece of barbecue and handed it to the Queen Mother first, "My Lady, you can try it too."
The Jade Emperor didn't take the God of Cookery seriously, and Yang Jian also put his heart in his stomach. But when he turned around and saw that the Jade Emperor was about to eat barbecue in front of all the ministers in heaven, he was shocked and turned pale, and hurriedly stopped him: " Your Majesty, no."
"What's wrong?" Jade Emperor frowned.
"Your Majesty, the origin of the barbecue is unknown. It would be bad if something happens to you after eating it." Yang Jian came to his senses in a hurry, "I think it is safer to find someone to try the dishes first."
"What the God of Justice said is true. I am willing to try the dishes for Your Majesty." Nezha's eyes lit up and he immediately stood up, looking at the barbecued meats eager to try.
"I am also willing to try the dishes for Your Majesty." Taibai Jinxing Old God said calmly.
"I kindly ask you to try the dishes for your Majesty." Xu Tianshi also stood up. It had to be said that the aroma was so tempting that they couldn't bear it anymore.
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"What dish are you trying?" the Jade Emperor snorted coldly, "Don't think that I don't know what you are thinking. Yang Jian, you are so meddlesome. This barbecue was not specially given to me. How can you poison it? What's more, I am How can a body of ten thousand tribulations be afraid of poison and make people laugh at it? It’s just a piece of meat, you try a bite, he tries a bite, what’s left is not allowed to be eaten by me, but I want to eat it for you to see..."
Finished.
The Jade Emperor tore off a piece of meat without hesitation and stuffed it into his mouth.
then.
In full view of everyone, the Jade Emperor suddenly floated up, touching and scratching with a happy face: "...cows...many, many cows flying in the sky...I want to ride a bull..."
The Queen Mother's expression changed greatly, and she threw the beef aside as if she was flying.
The immortals who were competing to try the dishes just now were stunned. Looking at the floating Jade Emperor, they were all dumbfounded. No way, it's really poisonous!
Yang Jian closed his eyes in pain, it's over, Li Xiaobai, I can't protect you anymore!
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Jingtan Temple.
The side hall was sorted out by everyone and turned into a scientific research room.
When Li Mu and Li Mu returned to the side hall, everyone stood up to greet them. Master Feng's tough words and actions reestablished their status.
At that time.
Chenxiang was observing his own saliva with a microscope under the guidance of Dr. Banner. When he heard the noise, he raised his head, his eyes were blank, and his face was not pretty. Obviously, the substance contained in the saliva greatly stimulated him. Listening to others and witnessing it with his own eyes are two different concepts.