Chapter 670 Both Pills and People Are Needed
"Dad, that's Laojun, and the Jade Emperor has to give him 70% of his face..." The golden boy looked at Li Xiaobai secretly, obviously not thinking that he had such a big reputation to protect them in front of Laojun.
Even he could see through his father's cultivation at a glance, so how powerful could the so-called Li family be?
It is simply a fantasy to settle accounts with Laojun.
That is, before his father appeared, Lao Jun suddenly left without warning, which could give them some confidence.
But he was more willing to believe that it was Lao Jun who hid out because he was afraid of trouble.
After all, his father's actions were a bit too much even for a son like him.
In the Tushita Palace, except for Laojun, all the people gasping for breath are his father's children. How thick-skinned must one be to do such a thing!
"Er Lang Shen is your younger brother." Li Mu said.
Yin Tongzi was stunned for a moment and said: "Erlang Shen's master is Master Yuding, and Master Yuding still calls Lao Jun his uncle."
"Marshal Tianpeng is also your brother..." Li Mu glanced at the two tender-faced boys and continued to throw out the chips.
"He was demoted to the mortal world by the Jade Emperor because of his mistakes." Yin Tongzi said.
"My father has a relationship with Nuwa Empress and Yuanshi Tianzun. I also made the wicks of the Lotus Lamp and the Yuxu Glazed Lamp." Li Mu said, "Dad, I was brave and invited two saints. Could it be that I still Are you going to ruin the face of two saints just for a gourd of elixir?"
For a pot of elixir, if you want to disturb the other two saints, you have to invite them!
The gold and silver boy slandered.
But their eyes flickered, and they were obviously interested. This long-lived, thick-skinned dad didn't seem to be so useless.
"Guanyin Bodhisattva is your sister..." Li Mu continued to drop bombshells. He took his filial daughter to the outside world and even imprisoned him in a jade purification bottle, which seriously interfered with his mission. There was no need for him to continue to save face for her. It's time to pull off the fig leaf.
"Impossible." Jintongzi's eyes widened, "She is clearly the daughter of King Miaozhuang Bodhisattva, everyone knows it."
"The real King Miaozhuang is me, and the Bodhisattva King Miaozhuang in Lingshan is fake." Li Mu looked at the alchemy furnace with a smile and said, "The senior officials in Lingshan know this and created a fake King Miaozhuang. Bodhisattva, you are just trying to deceive others. I am able to come to Tushita Palace this time, thanks to the help of your sister Guanyin..."
"Dad, is everything you said true?" Yintongzi swallowed. His father, who was once looked down upon in his heart, suddenly became enigmatic.
"It's absolutely true. Laojun knows everything. You can ask him for confirmation." Li Mu looked at the two boys with a smile, touched his chin, as if twirling his non-existent beard, "As a father, although my cultivation is not good enough, Although he is tall, he is very good to his children. Letting each child become a talented person is a father's lifelong pursuit..."
"Father is righteous."
The golden boy looked at his arrogant father and suddenly didn't know how to evaluate him. After holding back for a long time, he said the four words he said when he first heard that his father spent his blood and essence to help the world's monsters. But this time, he said this After four words, my mood was completely different from before.
"What about the golden elixir?" Li Mu raised his hand.
"..." The golden boy hesitated.
"Dad, why don't you wait for Laojun to come back and ask for a furnace in person?" Silver Boy asked for more. "You have such a great reputation, Laojun will definitely not refuse to give it."
Shit!
What I just said was in vain, these two ungrateful guys never paid attention to him as their biological father!
Nonsense skills...
"If Laojun can give it to me, I will use it to find you, your father and I don't want to lose face?" Li Mu snorted, his face suddenly darkened, and there was a trace of sadness in his eyes, and he hummed, "Under the sage's disciples The seventh-rank official, the golden boy, the silver boy, the two boys under the saint's sect are really so majestic!
I sent you to high positions one by one. I expected you to take care of the younger brothers and sisters below. Unexpectedly, even my own father asked you to do something. In the future, when the incompetent children of my Li family encounter difficulties, won’t it? I will be kicked out by you.
I thought that my Li family's filial piety has been passed down to the world, but in the end, two of your unfilial sons came out. For the sake of glory and wealth, you ignored millions of brothers and sisters. Okay, okay, you two are very good. If I had known this, my blood essence would have been better fed to a dog..."
The gold and silver boys looked at each other, their expressions becoming very ugly, but it was their own father who accused them, and they couldn't even say anything to refute.
The disappointment in Li Mu's eyes became more and more intense. He looked at the two of them and shook his head: "Filial piety comes first. A person's character determines a person's future. That's all. From now on, I will not have you two sons." That's it. Today, when you leave the Tusita Palace, I will remove the two of you from my Li family tree and announce to the world that the relationship between father and son is severed between you and me. There will be no relationship anymore. You can continue to be you in the Tusita Palace. Saint boy, our Li family continues to struggle to survive in the mortal world..."
Plop!
Plop!
The gold and silver boy's expression changed drastically, his legs went weak, and he knelt on the ground.
The two of them kowtow like garlic: "Father, don't remove us. We were blinded by lard and were confused for a moment. Please forgive us once. We give him the elixir..."
What's going on here?
The two boys were completely confused.
My father, who was fine just now, fell out at every turn, and expelled them from the family tree at the slightest disagreement, leaving no room for them to relax...
Even gods want face!
Being endowed with essence and blood, it can be said that Li Xiaobai is their parents. The kindness cannot be erased, and the cause and effect must be repaid.
Back then, after Nezha, the third prince of Santanhaihui, who was fearless and fearless, got into trouble, he cut off the flesh to return to his mother and removed the bones to return to his father, but he was unable to cut off the relationship between him and Li Jing's father.
He went to heaven and earth to pursue Li Jing, but he was still denounced as unfilial by all living beings in the three realms. To this day, even if he no longer wants to see Li Jing, he still respects him as father...
This time.
If their names were removed from the Li family by Li Xiaobai, their reputation would probably spread throughout the three realms!
Even if Laojun wants to keep them, I'm afraid it won't be easy.
At that time, I am afraid that there will be no place for them in the Three Realms, and the consequences will be much more serious than taking a pot of elixir from Lao Jun privately...
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I can't help Guanyin Bodhisattva, and I can't help you two brats.
You refuse to listen to all my good words and insist on forcing me to do a trick.
Li Mu's expression remained cold and he flicked his sleeves: "Now do you know the consequences of being unfaithful and unfilial? It's too late. I don't have selfish children like you..."
"Dad, we were wrong." Jintongzi burst into tears and tightly grabbed Li Mu's sleeves, "Give us another chance, we can find you as many elixirs as you want, brother, go and open the elixir room quickly. , bring a pot of Nine Turns Golden Elixir to our father."
"Okay, okay, brother, stop dad, don't let dad go." Yin Boy nodded repeatedly, got up and stumbled to the alchemy room, and after a while, he came over with a big gourd in his arms.
But before he handed the gourd to Li Mu, a loud noise suddenly erupted inside the alchemy furnace, which had lost the care of two people, and a burning smell filled the entire Tushita Palace.
Golden Boy's face turned pale, and he sat down on the ground with a look of despair: "It's over, this furnace pill is useless, I really can't explain it to Laojun this time."
Yin Tongzi's eyes were blank, and he was stunned as he looked at the still Dan Furnace.
"Come with me!" Li Mu reached out and took the gourd containing the golden elixir from Yin Tongzi's hand, and sighed softly, "When Laojun comes back, you just say that you are going to do things with dad. In this way, the elixir furnace will be useless It has nothing to do with you anymore. All the responsibilities are shouldered by my father. I will send you back after Laojun has calmed down. You two have been practicing elixirs for a long time and are too weak in human relations. It is just a good opportunity to take a walk with your father. , see some of the world.”
Seeing that the alchemy furnace finally exploded, Li Mu breathed a sigh of relief. He had been waiting for this moment. How could he lure these two little guys away without letting them get into trouble.
He is not familiar with the place in Heaven and has no one to guide him. It is really difficult for him to go out. Who knows if Heaven has any restrictions on outsiders?
Moreover, taking Laojun's two boys around the heaven was more convincing and intimidating when accepting his son.