Naruto: This Uchiha Is Too Serious

Chapter 279 Getting Closer to the Original Work Step by Step

"Feng Nan!"

With a loud roar, the 'white-haired boy' rushed into the Hokage's office.

Feng Nan had a black line on his face and gritted his teeth and said: "Jiraiya, you'd better give me a good explanation, otherwise, I will let you go to the hospital to stay for a few months."

"And the person who will take care of you weighs more than 200 pounds. You can choose a man or a woman."

Jiraiya shivered and said sarcastically: "I'm not, no, I heard that Orochimaru is back..."

His voice was a little cautious.

"right!"

Feng Nan said expressionlessly: "He is back and preparing to destroy Konoha. What? You want to provide him with some help?"

"impossible!"

Jiraiya blurted out.

Feng Nan glanced at him and didn't bother to speak at all.

Jiraiya however closed his mouth.

impossible?

What's impossible?

How is it impossible!

If Orochimaru comes back, he must be ready to destroy Konoha.

Otherwise, what would he do when he came back?

Jiraiya looked complicated and said, "Then what are you going to do?"

"I won't do anything. Someone has already taken over the matter, so Orochimaru's matter has nothing to do with me."

"Someone is taking over? Who?"

Jiraiya asked quickly.

Feng Nan glanced at him with a sharp look.

"Please, Feng Nan!" Jiraiya said helplessly: "I am a ninja of Konoha. I promise that I will fight for Konoha. If Orochimaru really wants to destroy Konoha, I will kill him with my own hands. "

Feng Nan shook his head and said helplessly: "You are just an idiot, so what if I tell you? You...Okay, Tsunade, Tsunade has accepted this task, and she will deal with Orochimaru herself."

Hearing Tsunade's name, Jiraiya suddenly became quiet.

a long time.

Jiraiya smiled bitterly and said, "It's really like her style."

"Then what's your style?"

Feng Nan looked at Jiraiya coldly, threw out a few pieces of paper, and said: "This is a complaint against you, Jiraiya. Yes, you have grown up. If you did that kind of thing, that's it. You don't even have the money." If you don’t give it to me, are you a human being?”

"My little sister, the sheets are about to be ripped apart. All you earn is hard-earned money, you piece of shit!"

"boom!!!"

Jiraiya's old face suddenly turned red.

"me……"

After stammering for a long time, Jiraiya finally finished his sentence.

"I was so eager to hear the news about Orochimaru that I forgot about it."

"pull!"

Feng Nan sneered and said, "You did it on purpose, what? No money?"

Jiraiya said sarcastically: "The expenses have been a bit high recently."

Feng Nan's brows twitched.

It takes a little thought and you will understand.

Jiraiya has been teaching Naruto in Konoha for the past few years, and he is not at ease with him as the Uchiha Hokage.

He didn't go out to do the mission at all.

So, where did he get the money?

only.

How dare you play like this without money?

Where is the courage?

Are you really not afraid of being caught and paraded through the streets?

Jiraiya noticed Feng Nan's eyes and couldn't help but mumbled: "You can't blame me. Who asked you to run Konoha so well?"

Porn, gambling!

In Konoha, these two things are allowed to operate.

Feng Nan, who has experienced two lives, understands that you simply can't resist this thing.

Konoha is a village of hundreds of thousands of people.

In this case, it is better to put everything on the table and manage it in an orderly manner.

Therefore, when Jiraiya was high, he was desperate when it came to playing.

Let yourself go completely!

certainly!

Tsunade was also high. She lost her house and lived in the hospital office every day.

Fortunately, she was just betting!

Jiraiya was betting on Hutchison and was involved in everything.

Sometimes, Feng Nan wondered if Jiraiya would be even more lawless if he developed poison.

Feng Nan gritted his teeth and said, "You bitch, you actually have the nerve to blame me? Okay, I'll send all those young ladies away, okay?"

"don't want!"

Jiraiya screamed and looked at Feng Nan in horror, with pleading eyes.

Feng Nan responded coldly.

"Okay, I get it!" Jiraiya whispered: "I'll find an opportunity another day to go out and take on a few tasks and make some money. This time, you give me the money first and treat it as a loan. Okay?"

"Snapped!"

He faced Feng Nan, clasped his hands and said, "Please, please don't let me separate from the ladies."

Feng Nan couldn't help but ask: "Where's the money for Kissing Heaven? The royalties for your novel should be quite a lot, right?"

Jiraiya, an unorthodox writer, is said to have written novels that are quite popular, and every copy is a big seller.

He actually has no money?

Although he gambles, his gambling addiction is not as big as Tsunade's!

Jiraiya's eyes were wandering for a while, and he said nonchalantly: "I forgot to write this time..."

have to!

This is really fun.

I guess he wouldn't even leave Konoha now.

I can't even drive him away.

Konoha now, to him, is paradise!

He wants to be here, continuing to make out!

Of course, he forgot to write the non-serious novels, but Jiraiya did not forget to write the serious novels and still found time to write them.

only!

Those works, not many people are willing to read them.

Feng Nan's face was dark and a little weak.

Finally, he stared at Jiraiya and said: "In that case, Jiraiya, then I will give you a task. After completing it, I will repay all the debts you owe and give you another one million taels. "

Jiraiya's brows twitched: "Is this an S-level mission?"

"right!"

"you say!"

Feng Nan stood up, came to the window, looked out the window, and said: "Orochimaru is now in Konoha. I don't know what he is going to do. However, it is conceivable that Konoha will definitely experience a period of chaos, but it will happen soon. For the Five Kage talks, the Raikage and the others have chosen Konoha as the location this time.”

"Five Kage talks in Konoha?"

Jiraiya screamed strangely.

"right!"

Jiraiya walked back and forth anxiously: "Are you crazy? At this time, what did the Five Kage and the others think? They actually decided to hold the Five Kage Talks in Konoha."

Feng Nan said calmly: "You can tell with your toes that there must be something wrong. This is someone else's suggestion. We can't refuse it."

The Raikage and the others were brave enough to hold the Five Kage Conference in Konoha.

Are you, Konoha, too timid to respond?

Then you will lose an adult in the entire ninja world.

Not to mention the Hokage during the Uchiha period, even during the reign of Sarutobi Hiruzen, he would never refuse when faced with such a thing.

catch!

And, boom!

Jiraiya frowned deeply and said in a deep voice, "I don't understand. Aren't Raikage and the others worried that you will kill them all in one fell swoop?"

Feng Nan spread his hands: "I'm also worried that I'll catch them all."

Not only did Jiraiya have a headache, he also felt like he had a toothache.

It's really possible to do this.

"Don't mess around. If one of you escapes, the ninja war will break out again, and it will be more intense than ever."

"Then let none of them escape."

"laugh."

Jiraiya scoffed.

"Do you think those Kage are fools? Do you think they will come to Konoha without any preparation? Then they are not Kage, they are idiots!"

Feng Nan said casually: "This is my business and your mission. Once there is a riot in Konoha, don't leave me a hand. As long as it is an enemy, I will kill every one I find."

"In one sentence, I want you to reduce the number of enemies as quickly as possible."

"Don't have any scruples!"

"That's it?"

Jiraiya looked surprised.

He thought Feng Nan would arrange some difficult tasks for him.

This task is almost like picking up money.

Feng Nan's expression was solemn: "Don't think this task is easy. Once chaos breaks out in Konoha, you must give me all your strength to fight against it. You should understand that there are too many existences that ordinary ninjas cannot deal with."

Jiraiya asked tentatively: "For example..."

Feng Nan thought for a moment and said: "For example, Orochimaru has arrived in Konoha. Will he use the art of channeling? What price do you have to pay for ordinary ninjas to win over the big snakes he channeled?"

"Another example is Granny Chiyo in Sunagakure. Her secret white skill once destroyed a city single-handedly."

"I understand." Jiraiya's expression also turned cold: "I am a ninja of Konoha. I will destroy all enemies of Konoha."

Feng Nan nodded gently: "Go down."

Jiraiya looked a little hesitant: "Don't I need to pay attention to Orochimaru and Tsunade?"

"No need." Feng Nan said casually, "Both of them probably can't do anything to each other. They are most likely dragging each other down."

Jiraiya frowned and said, "If this is the case, we will be at a loss. Tsunade is the best medical ninja."

Feng Nan smiled slightly and said: "If it really comes to that level, I will channel the slug and let it treat the wounded."

Jiraiya muttered and turned away: "Why did I forget you?"

At this moment, Tsunade was walking on the streets of Konoha with heavy steps.

Looking at the endless stream of enthusiastic people, the corners of her lips were slightly raised.

Konoha now makes her feel very comfortable!

This is a happy village.

Grandpa's ideal village did not expect to be realized in the hands of an Uchiha.

Uchiha Madara and Second Grandpa will probably have very interesting expressions if they know this.

Break...

Rope tree…

It's a pity that you don't have the chance to see it.

Tsunade closed her eyes in pain.

She would never bear the pain of this loss again.

Tsunade opened her eyes suddenly, her eyes were cold and emotionless.

Dawei, if you want to destroy Konoha like this, then I will kill you!

only.

Where is Orochimaru?

Tsunade looked around as she walked.

It is said that Orochimaru has the art of erasing facial expressions.

He can become anyone!

So……

A glint flashed in Tsunade's eyes.

Her steps also stopped!

"That's it!"

A huge wooden door with a huge word 'Gamble' written on it.

Tsunade smiled slightly and murmured: "Because the opponent is Orochimaru, there is a high possibility that I will die in the battle. Before I die, it is not too much to play two games!"

"Besides, who said Orochimaru wouldn't be hiding here?"

"Well, yes, Orochimaru doesn't like gambling at all, so he is most likely hiding here."

"Orochimaru, you can't run away!"

"Suffer death!"

Tsunade rolled up her sleeves and strode into the casino aggressively.

In an instant, the casino was in a sensation.

Everyone is rushing to promote it!

The big fat sheep is coming!

Everyone, hurry up and get your money!

In the room, Anko put on her clothes.

"Thank you, Hokage-sama!"

Anko's pretty face turned slightly red.

This Hokage's hobbies are known to everyone in Konoha.

She had acted very seriously just now, but she felt strange.

"What I love most is helping others!"

Feng Nan waved his hand and said: "By the way, I can only seal this curse seal to alleviate your pain, but I can't completely remove it."

“It’s already very comfortable!”

Hongdou touched her neck: "Excuse me, is there any news about him?"

"You have the nerve to ask!" Feng Nan raised his eyebrows, looked at Hongdou, and said, "Are you crazy? You actually went into the forest of death alone. Even if you met him, what could you do? Send yourself to death?"

Hongdou didn't say a word and just kept arranging her clothes.

Feng Nan suddenly said: "Want to die with him? Or simply die in his hands?"

Anko trembled and said nothing.

"Childish!" Feng Nan cursed and sighed: "As a ninja of Konoha, you don't think about how to serve the Ninja Village. You think about death all day long. What can you get from death? Nothing, it's so meaningless. 's dead."

Feng Nan stared at Anko and said, "Does Konoha under my leadership make you so sad?"

"No, Konoha is very good!" Anko said immediately: "Konoha now is the best Konoha."

"and you……"

"Lord Hokage!" Hong Ohdu said with a serious expression: "I promise, I will never do such a thing again in the future."

"Alas!" Feng Nan sighed softly and looked at the wall.

There, hung the Fourth Hokage.

Oh, his picture!

Although the dialogue was different from the original work, Feng Nan remembered that at the end of the episode, Hiruzen Sarutobi was looking at the photo of the Fourth Hokage.

"Anko, even if we die, we must die for Konoha and our home."

"Right, the Fourth Hokage!"

Well, Feng Nan said, I definitely look like Hokage now.

Feng Nan stood at the position belonging to the Hokage and looked calmly at the ninjas below.

These genin, they successfully passed through the forest of death and stood here.

They were the ones who got two scrolls.

"Oh, there are more than expected."

Feng Nan glanced at it and smiled slightly.

Twelve Xiaoqiang, all in place.

In addition, Gaara and the other three also came.

Kurotsuchi of Iwagakure and others.

Moreover, this appearance is very similar to the original work.

The three of Gaara walked out of the forest of death in record time.

Naruto and the others arrived at the last moment.

"Hokage-sama!"

A chuunin knelt on one knee in front of Feng Nan and respectfully handed over the plan.

Feng Nan watched silently.

He already knew that there was still a selection.

Genin and genin fight alone!

The winner advances!

The plan was handed over by Naoto. Feng Nan looked calm on the surface, but secretly complained in his heart.

Exactly the same as the original.

This is too obvious.

Or, the person who caused all this did not know the original work and was just following instinct.

"let's start!"

"yes!"

Moonlight Blast appears.

He looked at Feng Nan with a complicated expression.

Damn it, my childhood sweetheart was taken away, but the person who took it away was the Hokage.

No matter how you look at it, you have no chance of winning.

Hayate coughed vigorously several times.

"Hey, are you okay?" Naruto looked at this 'fragile man' worriedly.

He was so sick that he looked like he would die in the next moment.

Hayate glanced at him and shouted: "Stand still!"

"What's so bad about it?"

Naruto pouted and was pulled back into retirement by Sakura.

"Okay, everyone, I have told you the rules. I announce that the third exam has officially begun."

While coughing violently, Gao Feng said: "Let's start the first round."

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