Naruto: This Uchiha Is Too Serious

Chapter 144 The Cause of Cerebral Hemorrhage

"This guest!"

Otsutsuki Shou said in a low voice, "There is one thing, I hope you can understand."

"Please say!"

Otsutsuki Tatezai said with a serious expression: "Today's ramen event, only the first 100 bowls of ramen are discounted. You, the 101st bowl, there is no discount!"

Feng Nan's expression suddenly condensed, and he said in a deep voice: "Why? Because of this one step difference?"

"As a ramen lover, you must give me a discount today, otherwise..."

Feng Nan sat down on the chair and said indifferently: "I won't leave today."

Shandai sneered and said, "Are you threatening me?"

"For ramen, I'm threatening you today!" Feng Nan raised his head slightly, looking proud.

The two looked at each other coldly.

Naruto swallowed carefully, a little scared.

Sudden!

"Hahaha!"

"Feng Nan, you haven't been here for a long time!"

"Yeah, I've been a little busy lately, hand typing, don't you think I have it!?"

The two laughed, and the atmosphere became extremely relaxed.

Tejida sneered: "Miss you? Do you think you're angry with me? I've upgraded my ramen several times, but you haven't even been here once. How dare you say you're a ramen lover?"

"Stop talking nonsense and make me a bowl of ramen quickly. Increase the amount. I've been so busy lately that I haven't even eaten on time."

"Hold on!"

His hands crackled and he began to work.

Naruto looked on with envy and whispered, "Your relationship is really good."

Feng Nan glanced at him and said, "If he didn't charge me any money, my relationship with him would be better."

"You have a beautiful idea!" He was busy with his hands and sneered, "I eat at least three bowls every time, come here every day, and you still want me to give you free money, you are just dreaming!"

The relationship between the two has been going on for several years.

When Feng Nan was Naruto's age, Feng Nan often ate ramen here.

Otsutsuki's hand-made ramen is quite good, and Feng Nan likes it very much.

also!

Otsutsuki!

Ichiraku Ramen is known as one of the most mysterious places in the ninja world.

No matter how many twists and turns it goes through, Ichiraku Ramen will always remain prosperous.

Everyone named him Otsutsuki and suspected that he was related to Otsutsuki.

Facing such a legendary figure, how could Feng Nan not be curious.

What's more, such a person may become his enemy in the future, so there is no harm in getting to know him early.

So, there was the scene just now.

However, after the contact, Feng Nan looked and felt that he was just an ordinary person.

Is he really that strong?

brush!

Several masked ninjas appeared at Ichiraku Ramen.

"Huh?"

Shou Da looked at the incoming person, let out a cry of surprise, and looked at Feng Nan without any trace.

Finding that he was in front of him as usual, he couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief and continued to make his own ramen.

"Lord Feng Nan!" A man came to Feng Nan and whispered: "Why are you here?"

"What?" Feng Nan sneered and said, "Where am I going and I have to report to you? Then I will take people from the Konoha security force to report to you every day."

"No, it's not!" The man was so frightened that he almost fell down. Just thinking about this scene was scary enough. He was a small ANBU, but he still obeyed the orders of the ANBU on both sides of Sarutobi Hiruzen and Akimichi Tifu, but He couldn't afford to offend Fengnan Uchiha.

He quickly said: "Master Fengnan, Master Hokage invites you."

"Wait!"

Feng Nan scolded in displeasure.

"Isn't it good to let Hokage-sama wait?"

A rough voice sounded.

Jiraiya strode into the ramen shop.

Recently, he has been following Naruto, teaching him, and when he heard that Feng Nan appeared next to Naruto, he rushed over as soon as possible.

Feng Nan curled his lips and said, "As an agent."

"...That's Hokage too!"

Jiraiya said: "Go and meet the Hokage-sama."

"No, I want to eat noodles!" Feng Nan sneered: "What? Jiraiya, do you still want to play strong with me? Do you believe I will beat the shit out of you?"

"Ahem!" Jiraiya couldn't help coughing.

Fengnan had also worked under Jiraiya, and the two knew each other quite well.

Jiraiya naturally knew Feng Nan's terrifying strength.

Although his strength has improved greatly over the years, at Feng Nan's age, he is truly in a period of expansion.

Especially Feng Nan's recent record.

Whether inside or outside the village, everything he heard made him tremble with fear.

"Hey, lustful sage, are you coming to eat ramen too?" Naruto jumped up and greeted Jiraiya with a heartfelt smile on his face.

Jiraiya looked at little Naruto with a smile.

Feng Nan glanced at little Naruto and said, "You like him very much?"

"No!" Little Naruto curled his lips and said, "He is just a big pervert!"

"It's okay if you don't like it!" Feng Nan sneered and said, "Some people may seem to be nice to you, but who knows if they have another side? Maybe they have ulterior secrets. It is said that this thing is passed down from generation to generation. Come down."

Naruto was startled.

What's the meaning?

Jiraiya said helplessly: "Feng Nan!"

Feng Nan sneered and was too lazy to speak.

The Third Hokage has always prohibited others from contacting Jinchuuriki, not just Uchiha, but everyone.

They silently watched the Jinchuuriki being bullied, why?

Why not be a good person yourself!

The only one who turns himself into a lonely and helpless Jinchuuriki!

As for Jiraiya, this piece of shit has been gone for so many years.

Even though he trusts the Third Hokage, Naruto is the son of his disciple, and he got his name. After so many years, shouldn't you come back and take a look?

No matter how much you believe in Sarutobi Hiruzen, shouldn't you personally see the child who loves your disciple the most?

When the Uchiha took action, Sarutobi Hiruzen screamed a few times, and you ran back like crazy.

At this time, you discovered Naruto's problem, and you began to care about him. Why did he do it earlier?

That is to say, Naruto has Asura's chakra, which has always affected him. Otherwise, this little guy's heart will be twisted, who knows.

Anyway, Feng Nan believed that if it were him, he would be the first to destroy Konoha.

My parents died to protect you, but you have made me hungry, eating expired food most of the time, and being insulted and ostracized by you every day.

I'll make you eat shit!

Seeing Feng Nan's gloomy face, Jiraiya stopped talking and waved his hand to the ANBU.

The ANBU retreated and waited silently.

I have to say that Asura's chakra is indeed powerful.

After Naruto was briefly confused, he immediately became cheerful again, shouting in front of Jiraiya.

With that look, it was obvious that he regarded Jiraiya as the person closest to him.

Jiraiya originally wanted to interact with Naruto, but because Feng Nan was nearby, it was awkward no matter what.

Seeing this, Feng Nan sarcastically said: "Are you guilty?"

Damn it!

Jiraiya had a black streak on his head and stared at Feng Nan.

You're done, aren't you?

No matter what, I am your old superior, can't you give me some face?

At this time, the ramen came.

Three bowls!

One bowl for three people.

All are enhanced versions.

"Snapped!"

The three of them neatly broke their chopsticks and ate noodles together.

This scene looks very warm.

Naruto felt something.

Not only because of Jiraiya, he also has a good impression of Feng Nan.

He didn't know why, but he just thought that Feng Nan had no ill intentions towards him.

Feng Nan treats him differently.

He wants to get close to him!

"how is it going?"

Naruto looked at Feng Nan excitedly and said, "Isn't it great to make uncle's ramen with your hands?"

Feng Nan glanced at him and said, "When I ate his ramen, you weren't even born yet."

"Forehead!"

"Haha!" Shouda laughed loudly and said: "Little Naruto, Feng Nan is right. When he was your age, he often came to my place to eat noodles, and he would come every two days."

Naruto asked curiously: "Then why haven't I seen him?"

Shandai said nonchalantly: "Some time before you were born, he suddenly stopped coming."

"Why is this?"

Naruto was still very curious and couldn't help but subconsciously asked Feng Nan.

I obviously love ramen, but I haven’t come here for a long time. This is so strange.

Feng Nan glanced at Jiraiya and said mockingly: "Ask your master, how dare I come to eat noodles!"

"Huh?" Naruto was confused and looked at Jiraiya.

"Okay, okay!" Jiraiya said impatiently: "Hurry up and eat the noodles."

He had information about everything Feng Nan had in Konoha.

He naturally knew that Feng Nan had indeed liked hand-made ramen very early on.

A ninja war broke out later, and Feng Nan rushed to the battlefield.

After that, Feng Nan fell into the whirlpool of public opinion and almost never left the Uchiha clan. How could he find the time to come here to eat noodles.

People almost turned into noodles and were eaten by others.

How should I say this to Naruto?

Jiraiya felt so embarrassed!

"What attitude? You scared me!"

Naruto curled his lips in dissatisfaction.

A bowl of ramen, finished quickly.

The three of them ordered another bowl in unison.

Then comes the third bowl.

Feng Nan's food intake is three bowls.

Jiraiya had more than him.

Naruto left Feng Nan in a daze.

This kid can actually eat five bowls!

A kid who is only four years old today can actually eat so much?

Where did you eat?

Finally, Jiraiya paid the money.

Feng Nan looked at him with disdain and said, "Don't think you can bribe me with just a few bowls of ramen! Bah!"

Damn it!

The corners of Jiraiya's mouth twitched.

Why do I feel like I invited the wrong person!

Feng Nan looked at Shou Da again and said, "Didn't you say that only the 100th bowl is free? You liar, you actually gave a discount to other men!"

His face collapsed with the hand slap.

Don’t know how to answer this?

Feng Nan looked at the ANBU on the side again and said: "Didn't you just want to fight me? Why don't you move? I've been waiting for you for so long, and you come here! Come and fight me!"

ANBU: "..."

Jiraiya said with a headache: "Feng Nan, are you very angry today? Did you eat gunpowder, no, did you eat explosives?"

"Humph!" Feng Nan snorted coldly, turned around proudly, and left here.

As for the Hokage's office?

Damn it, who has time to see that old thing?

If I have this time, I will look for beautiful women with beautiful faces, beautiful women with white leaves...etc.!

Don't they smell good?

At this moment, in the Hokage's office, Akimichi Tifeng had just taken medicine, drank a large glass of water, and was breathing heavily!

When he heard that Feng Nan and the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki were eating noodles together, he felt like his heart was going to explode.

Hezi was very discerning and quickly called the medical ninja.

Fortunately, it didn't take long for Jiraiya to go and forcefully insert himself between Naruto and Fengnan.

As for Feng Nan scorning the Anbu, what could he say?

He is definitely the most aggrieved Hokage in history.

Quit!

Absolutely no more!

If you keep doing this, your life will be gone!

"Now, immediately, immediately, get Tsunade back to me and tell Jiraiya that if Tsunade can't come back, he will step in for me!"

Qiudao Qifeng roared viciously;

"yes!"

Several people in the office looked at each other.

The acting Hokage is really crazy, look at those eyes, they are red.

"Tuk-tuk-tuk!"

Hearing this voice, Qiu Daofeng's scalp went numb.

really!

Shimura Danzo and Sarutobi Hiruzen came hand in hand, standing in front of Akimichi Tifu like two door gods.

"Stop saying anything!" Akimichi Tifeng raised his palms and said, "Whatever you want to say, tell Uchiha Fengnan. If it doesn't work, just have a fight! I promise not to care!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen stagnated.

Danzo Shimura said angrily: "Torifeng, do you still look like a Hokage now?"

"No!" Akimichi Tifeng said simply: "Can you replace me? What bastard wants to be this Hokage?"

Danzo Shimura was almost choked to death again.

I want to be one!

I dream of becoming Hokage!

In the end, it was settled!

What can be done?

You can't do anything to Feng Nan just because he went to eat a bowl of ramen with a jinchuriki, right?

The time for people to go there to eat noodles is much earlier than the jinchūriki.

You said that if the Jinchuuriki goes, Fengnan can't go?

hehe!

Is Feng Nan such a good-tempered person?

The most likely possibility is that when you were about to accuse him, he punched you in the face, knocking one of your teeth out!

Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo did not dare to force Akimichi too hard.

The old fat man's state looked very wrong.

Don't be pushed into asking questions.

However, the plan to deal with Feng Nan has to be advanced.

Moreover, it was clearly agreed that Fengnan was the commander-in-chief of Iwagakure this time, but he was still staying in Konoha, which was problematic in itself.

If something goes wrong on the front lines, who is responsible?

Shimura Danzo and Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at each other and understood each other's plan.

"Be careful!" Sarutobi Hiruzen said calmly: "Don't let others catch you."

Danzo was about to nod when he suddenly came back to his senses and said coldly: "Why should I go? You are not the Hokage now!"

Are you still leaving this dirty work to me now?

It's become a habit for you kid now, right?

I, Danzo Shimura, will not be accustomed to listening to you.

"you……"

Sarutobi Hiruzen said angrily: "Do you still care about this? Don't forget who our enemy is?"

"Why don't you care?" Danzo said coldly: "I will not forget who the enemy is, but even if I say it a thousand times, you are no longer Hokage!"

Madan, I still want to be like before, I am the Hokage who opens and shuts my mouth!

I'll make you Hokage!

No more Hokage now!

Sarutobi Hiruzen's veins were throbbing with anger.

There is no shortage of tricks and strategies!

Sarutobi Hiruzen left with a dark face.

You don't want to do it?

Okay, he will come in person!

He felt more at ease doing things by himself.

You bastard, it's not the Hokage who opens and shuts his mouth.

You have to stab me in the lung tube, right?

Grass!

Shimura Danzo, you boy, wait for me too!

One day, I will tell you again that I am the Hokage!

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