Chapter 1588 Can't Wait

"What the hell, it's scary here in the middle of the night?"

I muttered to myself, and said in relief: "Grandpa Zhang, Mi Luer, don't be afraid, it's okay, I'll be there when it's over, nothing can hurt you."

Saying that, I raised my cloak and walked straight to the door.

"Lu Li!"

The old hunter picked up a hunter's dagger in a fur bag from the bed and threw it over, saying: "Take it for business, although most of those ghosts don't hurt people, they can make people sick, or Infecting the plague, you do it when the opportunity is not good."

"Um."

I pulled out the dagger, then grabbed a hatchet from the side of the door, and then moved to the door, looked out through the gap in the wooden door, only to see a black eye staring at me from outside the door.

"Oh~~"

She was so scared that she took a few steps back, and then took a closer look. The other party was a female ghost in white, holding a wooden baby in her arms, crying tenderly in front of the door: "My child is very hungry, can he stutter? Eat steamed buns but not rice, just love a mouthful of human blood essence, give it to someone who stutters, good-hearted people, give it to someone who stutters..."

As she spoke, she opened her pitch-black mouth and spit out a long black tongue to frantically lick the door gods pasted outside the door. It's a pity that these two door gods are old and mottled, even the faces of the door gods I can't see clearly, let alone guarding the house, and was licked by the female ghost.

I was holding the hatchet all the time, and looked at this female ghost with a faint smile. The aura was so weak that it was so weak that she could blow away her remaining soul in one breath, but it seemed... this was not before death. A woman who can't keep her child is actually a poor person. Now she is driven here to scare people, and she is not guilty of death.

...

"Brother, give me something to eat, let me bite your arm..."

The female ghost in white stared at me from outside.

On the other hand, I smiled slightly, and the aura of the Ascension Realm circulated, and a pair of eyes suddenly glowed with gold. Taking a few steps back, holding the wooden baby in his arms and flying away, running like a gallop while muttering: "I was wrong, I was wrong..."

"snort……"

I couldn't help laughing, dare to come out to scare people with this little knowledge?

However, at this moment, when I squinted my eyes and looked outside, there was a line of people walking on the small path in the village. Then there are ghost soldiers with long guns and scorched faces. Behind them is a black coffin carried by dozens of people, and on top of the coffin is a sedan chair.

"Red and white clash?"

I frowned and smiled secretly. The scene I had only seen in novels was now in front of my eyes. The things in this wilderness village seemed to have become more interesting.

Raising his head, his eyes looked towards the distant mountain, where there was a string of annoying breaths moving, and the top of the mountain was densely packed, full of lifeless troops.

...

"Every household, open the door immediately!"

Outside the door, there were ghosts beating the gong, followed by the sound of iron hooves passing by, and among the villages, ghostly cavalrymen with sharp knives and faces covered with fish-like corrosion spots galloped by, among them, the one at the front stood out. It was a ghost general holding a blue long knife, and said in a very low voice: "Everyone in this village, get out of the house immediately, otherwise, the only thing that will greet you is death!"

"Brother Lu Li."

Behind him, the old hunter held a longbow in his hand, frowned and said: "The ghosts that came this time are very different. In the past, they just harassed the people, but this time there is an entire army. If it doesn't work, I have to fight hard. I just pity me." My elk, she's still young..."

As he said that, the old man stepped forward and grabbed my wrist, with a pair of slightly muddy eyes full of anger, he said, "If the militiamen and hunters in Lu Li's village really fight with them, I will cover you. Run away, the elk, the farther the better, you are a ranger who has traveled the world, the tutorial is fast, you will be able to get out..."

"Big brother……"

The elk also stepped forward, grabbed my hand and shook it vigorously: "Let's not go, let's not leave grandpa behind, okay? Please, big brother, don't leave grandpa behind..."

"Will not."

I nodded and smiled: "I will not abandon anyone, you all can rest assured."

"Oh, you..."

The old hunter sighed: "Young people love to use their emotions, but now everyone can't leave, what should we do?"

"..."

I'm speechless, it's true to say that in their shoes, the only problem is that they don't know that I'm an Ascendant, and they don't even know what an Ascendant is.

...

In the village, more and more hunters walked out of their houses. Facing a whole army of undead, they had no choice but to go out of their houses and come to the flat square in the center of the village, where there was an old banyan tree, Under the banyan tree hangs a lantern that is always bright at night, and outside, it is illuminated by ghosts carrying lanterns.

But under the light of the lanterns, the terrifying faces of these ghosts scared many children to cry, and then they were hugged by their parents, covering their mouths and noses to prevent them from making a sound.

The old hunter took me, and I took the elk to the square together.

"Hehehe~~~"

In the distance, when the breeze blew, the curtain of the sedan chair sitting on the coffin was blown open, revealing a charming face, under the eyes of Feishengjing, everything was understood, it was a painted skin ghost, although it looked good-looking With at least nine points, he could compete with Shen Mingxuan and Ruyi, but the beautiful face was painted, and the one wearing the skin was an old woman full of holes and ghosts.

Painted Skin Ghost lifted the curtain of the flower bridge, and said with a smile: "Sir, there are not many people in this village, it seems... that they can't gather much popularity, tsk tsk..."

"snort!"

The ghost general holding a long knife looked cold, and said: "It counts as much as you have, just don't delay the big business of your lord."

"yes!"

Painted Skin Ghost giggled, flew out of the sedan chair, and landed in front of a young and robust militiaman. She was graceful and swaying. She breathed at the young man and said with a smile, "I'll give you a chance. Will you marry me?"

The young man looked dazed, let alone unconscious, even if he was sober, he couldn't resist such a temptation, he was dazzled for a moment, and said: "I...I am willing..."

"Okay, then follow me."

Painted Skin Ghost backed away, and a pair of long red sleeves fluttered in front of him, turning into a blood-red ring, and said with a smile, "Put your head in, and you will be able to see our future."

The young man watched obsessively. He saw marriages and groups of children in the ring, but he didn't see that the ring was covered with bloody jagged teeth. As long as he stretched his head over, It will soon be the end of a head on the ground.

"etc!"

I suddenly raised my hand and said with a smile: "Since there are such good things, why do you want to take advantage of this poor boy in the mountains?"

"oh?"

Painted Skin Ghost is as beautiful as a flower, turned to look at me, his eyes lit up immediately, and he smiled happily, saying: "This little brother looks handsome, if he can marry you, it must be a wonderful thing in this life."

"Okay, nothing to do with you."

Painted Skin Ghost flicked his sleeves lightly, and the young militiamen who had been fascinated by it drifted back.

"Brother Lu Li!"

The old hunter hurriedly grabbed my arm and said, "You... are you crazy? That ghost is clearly trying to harm people, why do you want to kill yourself!?"

I smiled helplessly: "No way, if I don't go to die, do I want someone else to die?"

"Big brother……"

Mi Luer hugged my arm: "That big sister... doesn't look like a good person, she wants to harm you, big brother must not go to die..."

"It's fine."

I withdrew my hand, touched Mi Lu'er's head, and said with a smile, "She still wants to kill me because of her rudimentary skills? Go ahead and dream..."

"Oh heh heh heh~~~"

Painted Skin Ghost raised his head and chuckled lightly, all charming.

"Yo!"

Among Orion's crowd, a woman said: "Isn't that a ranger named Lu Li who lives at Old Zhang's house? Everyone hides, why did he go up to him? What kind of decent woman is that married woman sitting on a coffin? The girl? Can't... After this trip, I will definitely die and come back!"

"Young hero Lu Li!"

Among the crowd, an old man on crutches stepped forward and said, "I am the village head of this village, don't go to die... Since our village is facing a catastrophe, everyone should have the consciousness to fight to the death, how can we let You, a foreigner, will die for us?"

"The village chief is at ease."

I smiled slightly: "This beautiful girl is not only good-looking, but also has a slender figure. She is the type I like. A poor boy like me who travels around the world has never suffered. He eats and sleeps in the open, and fights with wild animals. Being despised by teachers, these are common things, after a lifetime of suffering, and now there is a beautiful woman who is willing to marry me, does this mean that you have sharpened your head and drilled into it?"

"you……"

The old village head was furious.

...

"snort!"

Not far away, in front of a group of ghost soldiers, the ghost general holding the blue saber snorted coldly, and said with a smile: "Humans can't resist the temptation of this kind of pink skull after all. Since they can't see through it, they deserve to be slaves for the rest of their lives." .”

"Um?"

I tilted my head to look at the ghost general, and said with a smile: "After I marry my beautiful wife, I will beat you into meatloaf!"

"oh?"

The ghost general couldn't help laughing: "Since you are so confident, I will wait and see."

I went straight forward and came to Painted Skin Ghost. I narrowed my eyes and said with a smile, "What should I say next? Kiss your wife?"

"Hehehe~~~"

She smiled softly, gently hooked my chin with her frail and boneless hand, and immediately retreated, with her long sleeves fluttering, condensing a circle that can confuse people's hearts. Inside the circle is the illusion created by her, the circle Outside the ring is a series of jagged teeth that can be turned inward at any time, and they are covered with bloodstains, which should have killed someone not long ago.

"Put your head in, and Nujia will show you the most gentle side of Nujia."

"okay!"

I immediately kicked my legs and stretched my neck to put my head in, then looked up and said, "Hurry up, behead if you want to, I'm so tired, get up!"

"you wanna die?!"

Painted Skin Ghost's expression instantly became extremely ferocious, the ring tightened rapidly, and the ring turned inside out, and began to spin rapidly, making the buzzing sound very ear-piercing.

"ah……"

The children in the village, such as the elk, were so frightened that they covered their eyes and dared not open them.

...

"Ring ring ring~~~"

Amidst the rushing sounds of gold and stones intersecting, my neck was already coated with a layer of golden ascension-level protective aura, and those sawtooths fell on the aura and shattered one after another.

I stretched my neck and stared at her: "Hurry up and kill me, I can't wait!"