Chapter 21 Teaching Naruto to Pick Up Girls

When the darkness receded like a tide, Yang Ming gradually woke up from his lethargy.

In Yang Ming's ears, at this moment, the sound of the system kept echoing.

"The anti-virus function is activated, and the toxins in the host are being eliminated."

"The elimination progress is 20%... 100%, the elimination is complete."

Yang Ming stroked his dizzy head, and the memory before falling asleep suddenly emerged.

Yang Ming was startled suddenly: "Where is that thief!"

Regardless of his weakness, Yang Ming suddenly turned over, only to see a short figure lying in front of him, and the fat man had been guarding him like a door god.

At this time, the blood that flowed from the thief's body had solidified and darkened, indicating that a long time had passed.

Yang Ming didn't dare to be careless, and ordered the fat man to go over to check on the other party.

After all, what happened today seems a bit too weird, it's always good to be careful.

The chubby puppet faithfully obeyed the order and turned the thief's body over to reveal his full body.

But when Yang Ming saw the appearance of the thief, his scalp went numb and his stomach twitched.

The picture he saw was really disgusting!

The thief's face alone revealed countless small black holes like a honeycomb, and small insects as thick as rice grains could be seen wriggling from inside.

Let alone a patient with intensive phobia, even Yang Ming, a normal person, couldn't stand it and retched directly.

Yang Ming had no choice but to turn to the system for help: "System, what do you think about this corpse?"

"An unknown organism containing a trace amount of chakra was detected, and the system can recover it for research."

The system said seriously and seriously.

"Then hurry up!"

Yang Ming really didn't want to see this corpse for a moment!

As soon as the words came, a beam of light shot out from Yang Ming's body and shone on the corpse.

As if by magic, the entire body and the bugs inside disappeared suddenly like the world evaporated, and even the dried blood on the ground disappeared, as if they didn't exist in the first place.

"Host, the materials you provided are of great research value, and I will give you Laoganma hot sauce, please go to the store to check."

The system said seriously and seriously.

"Old Godmother?" Yang Ming's thoughtful expression flashed across his eyes, and he said, "System, what's going on?"

"It is detected that the host level is too low, and I have no right to know for the time being."

The system said seriously and seriously.

The corner of Yang Ming's mouth twitched slightly, and he said, "Then you have to introduce this old godmother hot sauce?"

"Laoganma chili sauce has been carefully brewed using traditional techniques. It has the characteristics of elegance and delicateness, outstanding spiciness, and long aftertaste. It is a must-have at home and a good gift for relatives and friends."

The system said seriously and seriously.

After listening to the system's explanation, Yang Ming felt a little hungry.

Moreover, Yang Ming is very curious, is this Laoganma hot sauce similar to the brand he used on Earth in his previous life.

Or, simply the same product?

If this is the case, then what kind of connection does the system have with the earth? Could it be the reason why Yang Ming traveled to the world of Naruto?

With all kinds of thoughts in mind, Yang Ming didn't want to stay at home for a moment. After a quick meal, he rushed to the small shop.

At this time, it was already the second day, and the sky was bright.

Today is an important day for the Ninja School to assign classes. Naruto left full of joy, but came out depressed.

Naruto was walking on the street, with his hands in his trouser pockets, his head lowered, and "I'm very upset" was almost written on his face, and he exuded an air of not being close to anyone.

"Tch, what's so great about that Sasuke, isn't it just that he looks more attractive!"

"Why Sakura keeps looking at that little boy, but just refuses to look at me more, it's really nerve-wracking!"

"And, the most damning thing is, that bastard Sasuke actually took away my first kiss. I, Uzumaki Naruto, will never let you go, just wait and see!"

When Naruto thought of what happened this morning, his heart was filled with anger.

In particular, he was actually assigned to the same class as Sasuke, that annoying guy!

This is simply a nightmare!

"Since this is the case, why don't you ask my elder brother for advice and see if he can help me?"

Suddenly, such a thought flashed through Naruto's mind.

Think and do it!

Naruto has always been vigorous and resolute, so he quickly turned around and rushed all the way to Yang Ming's shop.

Not long after Yang Ming opened the store, he saw Naruto rushing over, with sweat and dust on his face, looking a bit embarrassed.

Yang Ming asked strangely: "Naruto, are you here for dinner today?"

The corner of Naruto's mouth twitched, he shook his head vigorously like a wave, and said, "No!"

"Brother, I want to ask you a question!"

“Teach me how to pick up girls! Please!”

Hearing Naruto's words, Yang Ming was instantly stunned.

Nima! I don't even have a girlfriend, how can I teach you how to pick up girls!

Naruto looked at Yang Ming's silent face, his heart pounded, he was afraid that Yang Ming would not teach him, so he became anxious.

Ever since, Naruto looked at Yang Ming with teary eyes, put his hands together in front of his chest, and said in a sincere tone: "Brother, I beg you!"

And at this time, the system jumped out unwilling to be lonely.

"Congratulations to the host for triggering the hidden mission: Little Brother's request."

"Mission description: As a big brother, you should look like a big brother, how can you ignore the little brother? Ask the host to fulfill Naruto's wish."

"Task reward: How to make meat buns."

Well, since the system is out of missions, Yang Ming has no reason to refuse!

However, having said that, how to pick up girls is a problem.

Well, this is a question that has plagued singles for countless years.

Yang Ming only felt that one head was two big. Countless thoughts flew through his mind, and he went through all the movies, TV shows and animations he had watched in the past.

Finally, he found a solution that was not a solution.

Yang Ming gently patted Naruto's shoulder, with a confident expression on Brother Xin's face, and said: "Bring the girl you like over here, treat her to a cup of ice cream, and she will fall in love with you."

"Brother, are you joking?"

Naruto obviously didn't believe it, and he almost said "Don't bully me for reading less" on his face.

"When did Big Brother lie to you?" Yang Ming patted Naruto's shoulder again, looking like Big Brother was absolutely right.

However, Yang Ming complained in his heart: "I just didn't have the chance to fool you in the past!"

Sure enough, the young Naruto didn't know that many people in the city knew how to play, and he was soon fooled by Yang Ming's confident expression.

Afterwards, Yang Ming whispered a few more words in his ear, and for a moment, Naruto was as excited as a commoner meeting Hokage, and rushed to ask Sakura out.

Looking at Naruto's back, Yang Ming could only sigh with emotion: "Little kids are easy to deceive."

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The author went to the buffet today, sorry for the late update