Chapter 959 Handjob Crashed~

Like a group of headless chickens, they scurry around without any rules.

Especially Anyuan, who was protected by a few loyal soldiers, fled to the corner of the city wall to prevent himself from being bombed.

Qian Duoduo stood on the bamboo basket, looked at the chaos in the city, and sneered: "As expected, not only their equipment was blown up this time, but even the city walls were probably destroyed. It's self-defeating!"

The two soldiers next to them, who didn't expect things to go so smoothly, also started to dance excitedly.

Like two snake spirits who had taken the wrong medicine, they twisted their waists and tails, waved the sword in their hands, and shouted in the direction of their own barracks in the distance.

"General Yuan, we succeeded. We blew up the gates of Muyuan Kingdom to pieces."

"That's right, that stinky An Yuan is already like a shrimp, peeing his pants tremblingly, hurry up and call Princess Zhaoyang out, and kill your enemies with your hands!"

General Yuan, who was standing in the distance, watched the two guys whose brain waves were twitched by the stimulation, jumping vigorously on the bamboo basket.

That pitiful bamboo basket was shaking from left to right, so unsteady~

General Yuan broke out in a cold sweat from fright, and hastily shouted into the air.

"You two stop jumping, be careful with your swords, your swords are about to cut through the rope~"

The two soldiers stood in the air, their ears were filled with the wails of the Muyuan soldiers below, they couldn't hear General Yuan's words very clearly.

Shaking his ears, he yelled, "General Yuan, who are you calling cheap?"

As a result—only a sting—

Qian Duoduo swayed on the hot air balloon for a while, then turned her head and asked for some unknown reason: "What's wrong, can there be earthquakes in the sky?"

One of the soldiers carried the two hemp ropes that he had just cut off, and replied with a smile: "Princess, don't worry, it's not an earthquake, it's just that I was too excited~ I accidentally cut the rope."

"Oh~ that's good!"

Qian Duoduo replied stupidly, and in the next second, her whole body seemed to have suffered some serious trauma, and her facial expression suddenly became stiff.

After digesting the phrase 'the bird with the rope broken~', it was all digested.

Like a wooden man, he raised his eyelids mechanically and looked up.

Sure enough, the hot air balloon, which was still majestic and vigorous, suddenly blew twice like a suffocated stomach.

Then he lost his center of gravity, twisted outwards and fell towards the tower of Muyuan Kingdom.

Damn, at this life-threatening time, this second idiot still had the nerve to tell her not to worry!

Qian Duoduo covered her face with her hands, couldn't bear to look directly, but secretly showed a gap between her fingers.

Seeing that the hot air balloon was about to hit the city wall, she couldn't hold back her excitement anymore, and yelled.

"The handgun crashed, and it's about to collide~ Who will be my meat pad!"

The two soldiers were so frightened that they pulled the remaining two ropes, each holding Qian Duoduo's skirt with one hand, to prevent her from falling off.

"Princess, don't worry, if we fall, at most, you will lose your arms and legs, and your life will not be in danger. Moreover, we will try our best to preserve your beautiful appearance, and we will not let your face touch the ground!"

Qian Duoduo covered her face and cried~

The two of them deserved to be the outstanding mentally handicapped patients selected by General Gao.

It's already at this time, and you still use such thunderous words to stimulate her?