Chapter 1702: Year-End Tour
I was really bored, so I started to wash my cotton nails and dry my underwear/pants—it was the first time to disinfect it in several years!
Fanyu Country's morale has plummeted since General Gao killed the three vanguard officials last time. Even if Shengchen Country was so leisurely cooking fire, they did not dare to act rashly.
He was just staring at every move in the Shengchen Kingdom's barracks with trepidation, for fear that they would make a sudden attack
However, facing such a leisurely and contented life, Lao Gao couldn't sit still.
"Damn it, labor and capital are strange. Didn't we fight very vigorously in the previous battle? Seeing that the army is so powerful now, according to this form, it will take less than a month to destroy him. Pan Yu, your majesty, you suddenly issued an order , the army is not allowed to go to fight, I am puzzled, what kind of medicine are you selling in this gourd?"
Lao Gao had a rough voice and was reckless, and when he was with Long Muchen, he was used to being wild, and would howl if he saw something that didn't please him, so if he didn't pay attention, he would swear.
Long Yutian was sitting on the soft couch, teaching Rong'er to write, when he suddenly heard the word "fucking—laozi", holding the brush, he paused for a moment.
Fuzi is so shrewd. Seeing that the emperor was a little displeased, he quickly coughed twice and reminded: "General Gao be careful, don't frighten the princess—"
Even though he was pointing at the princess, it was really saving face for Long Yutian - after all, no matter how good-tempered the emperor is, no matter how strong his relationship with the general is, he can't tolerate being a courtier and swearing in front of him!
Lao Gao is not completely brainless, Fuzi rolled his eyes, he immediately covered his mouth, and explained: "Don't be angry, Your Majesty, Lao Gao, I'm used to being rude—"
As he spoke, he slapped himself a few big mouths, and then seeing Long Yutian's expression improve slightly, he began to mutter again: "However, Lao Gao, I really don't understand, Your Majesty, you are stationed here. I have been here for several days, and I have not retreated or attacked. Is it because of the New Year's benefits and taking the soldiers to the border to see the snow scenery?!"
Not to mention, after playing with Qian Duoduo for several years, the amount of words used has increased!
A vague smile flashed across the corner of Long Yutian's lips, and he practiced Tai Chi: "Occasional trips are not bad, besides, what's so good about fighting and killing, how rude, our fluffy son You don't like it, do you?"
Rong'er raised her forehead, smiled foolishly, lowered her head again, and drew a cat's tail on the paper with a brush.
He said that he was going to destroy Pan Yu, and he swore to be the one who led the conquest; now that the battle is halfway through, he pretends to be a donkey monk to play mercy, and blame him for beating and killing, how rude?
It's really shameless for the emperor to do it for his sake!
General Gao was sullen, and was just about to go out to eat two mouthfuls of snow to quench the fire, when suddenly, a voice of ecstasy came from outside the battalion commander.
"Your Majesty—a great event, a great joy—"
General Gao glanced at the guard who rushed in, thinking to himself, the chrysanthemum of labor and capital was almost exploded, and it was a happy event, another shameless one!
When Long Yutian heard the happy event, he didn't have much surprise on his face, he just leaned lazily on the soft couch, and asked lightly: "Is it true that Pan Yu can't hold on anymore and is ready to surrender?"
The guard who was in charge of spying on the military situation before the war was slightly taken aback, and immediately knelt on the ground and flattered him: "Your Majesty, you are really clever, you are a prophet!"
(PS: The sixth update is over, Merry Christmas!)