Chapter 1646: Building a Snowman
Fuzi scratched his ears and cheeks, looking very embarrassed: "Your Majesty, the little princess ordered someone to pluck the feathers of N ducks last night. Now there is nothing in the imperial dining room, except that there are many dead ducks. So, these days, hehe—— "
How dare he say, these few days, your majesty can only eat duck first~
He swears, if he said that, the emperor would slap him and send him to the imperial dining room to be with ducks!
General Gao pinched a duck's head and laughed loudly: "Your Majesty, you really spoiled the little princess. If the little princess grows up and gets married, can you, the father, be able to bear it?"
Long Yutian smiled lightly and said nothing, no wonder Duo'er always dislikes Lao Gao, he deserves to be so old and can't find a girl.
Apart from being able to kill enemies and fight wars, he's just a rough guy with no flair at all!
However, this little girl made a fuss in the palace last night, she was indeed a bit willful, wait a while, she still needs to be educated.
After breakfast, Long Yutian went to court with several generals.
Right now everything is ready, only the cotton armor is owed.
Even so, no one in the entire court could think of a way to solve problems for the troops stationed in the frontier.
This little cotton armor has become the key to victory in this expedition!
Long Yutian looked at all the civil and military officials in the court, all of them lowered their heads, with mournful faces as if mourning, his mood became extremely irritable.
"Aren't they all quite capable of croaking normally? Why are you all dumb when you really need to talk?"
The ministers still lowered their heads and shrunk their heads. They would rather be dumb and be scolded by Long Yutian collectively than open their mouths. If they were not careful, their heads would be chopped off!
"Master Hubu, I asked you to find a way yesterday, how is it going?"
The servant of the household department was secretly glad just now that his insignificant existence was finally submerged among all the officials.
Didn't expect the emperor's longan eyes to be so sharp that he saw himself right away? !
The servant of the household department stepped forward with great difficulty, bit the bullet and hesitated: "My minister——I have an idea——"
Long Yutian's eyes lit up: "Say it quickly!"
The minister of household department raised his head, raised his chest, retracted his abdomen and raised his buttocks, and clamped the chrysanthemum: "Pray for rain!"
Pointing his paw at the roof, he said carefully, "Your Majesty, I have been thinking about it all night, and I think that the Fourteenth Master should ask the old man Tianji to go out of the mountain, and then do the same in the frontier to pay tribute. A spell, begging the Jade Emperor to stop the snowfall and return the frontier to a bright sunny day!"
"Hehe——" Long Yutian snorted, with indifferent disdain in his eyes: "Should I let the old man of Tianji use his magical power of spreading beans and forming soldiers again, so that Pan Yu's army can be destroyed without attack!"
The servant of the Ministry of Finance quickly knelt down and flattered: "The emperor is wise——!"
Unexpectedly, before his praises were over, Long Yutian waved his sleeves, and an internal force hit his mouth: "I asked you to make cotton armor for the border army, and you are here to deceive the people, since you propose Offer tribute to God, that's good, I'll chop you up into eight pieces and put them on the altar!"
"Come on, let me take him to the border, build a snowman, if he freezes to death, it's God's will, if he doesn't freeze to death, it's not a crime!"
The servant of the household department trembled, and before he had time to kneel down and beg for mercy, he was dragged down by several guards.