Chapter 1009 Mosquitoes Can Spread Diseases!
How dare you say that this king doesn't want his head anymore? I think you are the one who is tired of life!
If it weren't for this memory loss, the king would have slapped you in the latrine long ago, even if you dig it, you won't be able to dig it out!
Are you still allowed to show off your power here, pointing fingers and jumping around?
Long Muchen cursed a few times in his heart, curled his lips in a strange way, but had to put on a frightened look.
"The emperor's redemption, this servant didn't intend to disturb you to invade the queen, but just now, this servant accidentally saw a mosquito flying on your face, and I was afraid that the mosquito would hang around your face for a while and suck your blood. Dragon blood, if another big red envelope is thrown out, which will affect your handsome appearance, and if you are rejected by the empress, will it not hinder your perfect and majestic image in her heart?"
Long Muchen's flattering words poured out like beans pouring out.
Even he himself couldn't help the goosebumps all over the floor, and shivered.
Qian Duoduo was so surprised that she couldn't help giving Mulan a thumbs up.
This little girl liar, she didn't expect to turn right and wrong, and her fallacies and heresies are even worse than her own!
I don't know what kind of parents who are scolded by thousands of people and beaten by thousands of people can raise such a wonderful girl?
(Long Muchen: Little heartless, didn't he learn from you? Thousands of people scold and thousands of people beat him up? Eh?)
Qian Duoduo just short-circuited his mind just now, so he didn't react to Tuoba Sheng's actions.
If it was her, she would have already started working left and right and had a mixed doubles.
Unexpectedly, Mulan reacted faster than her, but she was a loyal girl who protected her lord.
Enen, it is worth cultivating and becoming your own personal anti-wolf ambassador!
However, looking at the beaten emperor still looking sullen and angry, Qian Duoduo stood up to protect his shortcomings.
"Tuoba Sheng, Mulan is right, just now I also saw a mosquito crawling on your face, it seems to be a female, and the face facing you is constantly flirting~"
"Not only that, but mosquitoes can also spread a lot of germs. Think about it, it has bitten a dog's mouth and a pig's buttocks, and has nothing to do in the hut to have intimate contact with Yoneda, and now it is loving and loving with you as a family. "
"In case someone who is so excited bites you on the face, it doesn't matter if it affects your appearance, the most important thing is that it will cause mad cow disease, rabies, Alzheimer's disease, polio, infertility, **** It’s not worth the loss~ So Mulan’s actions just now are saving you from fire and water, not only can you not blame her, but also praise her for her dedication!”
Tuoba Sheng looked at Qian Duoduo dancing and grinning, he couldn't help the corners of his mouth twitching, as if he was choking on poop, his face was extremely ugly.
He has never heard of dementia or polio, but this impotence/failure/premature/ejaculation? ?
He knew that the little thing was deliberately talking nonsense with him, but he couldn't say a word of rebuttal.
He could only let out a breath of foul air secretly, thinking he was unlucky.
Who told you to be cheap and want to steal it?
"Okay, you go down, don't stand here, and make me upset."
Tuoba Sheng waved his arm impatiently.
Long Muchen rolled his eyeballs twice, picked up a candle casually, and showed his hospitality.
"My Majesty, I saw that there are still many mosquitoes in the bedroom just now, so for the safety of the empress, I should help drive away the mosquitoes~"
"Don't worry, this servant will definitely be careful and won't repeat the mistake I made just now!"
(Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, the chapter of Tuoba Sheng will be over, and Duoer will leave Nanzhao Kingdom with Fourteen)