Chapter 252 Super Bull...Notes 183·185

Dear fellow earthlings, how are you doing now?

It's been a long time since I wrote to you, and I feel like my body is going to die recently. This last ghost coin may be my last words.

I should have written a lot of last words to you before (strike out), Mingbi, but this one may be the last one. I have traveled to this world for more than a hundred years, and my body feels more and more old, just Like a Wuling van that has been driven for more than 100 years and 3 million kilometers, it makes noises, creaks everywhere, shakes hard, and parts will fall off.

Has Wuling fallen?

I can’t see it anymore. Unfortunately, I miss my Wuling van. Except that it is a little noisy, slow, and unsafe, everything else is good. I don’t know who is cheaper after I come here.

Some time ago, I actually forgot to write the function of Mingbi, so I haven’t written it for more than ten years. There are a lot of things in the past ten years, but in summary, I occupied a village here and became a village tyrant , I don’t give money for eating, I don’t give money for taking things, I even print money, they still call me Dad, and I live out the appearance that you only envy in the novels.

Maybe I’m really old. When I said this, it was a bit like when I was a child showing off a new toy gun to the kids next door. I even had the same mood. I’m just a stinky person.

Where will I go when I die?

Namo Ami Niu Lanfo, just don’t go to the world with Frieza, bless me to travel to the starting point Xianxia world, the girls there are amazing, as long as there is no problem with the eyes and no color blindness, those who wear shirts Fairies will not be regarded as ghosts, but when the lights are off at night, they must be changed into modern pajamas or swimsuits. Otherwise, when they wake up at night and see a ghost next to them, their life span will be cut in half at least, and they can hold back shit and urine.

The big fool Pete actually brought me back a god: the legendary Thor, the son of Odin. His luck even envies me.

After I learned magic, I disguised myself as a god. So far, no one has been able to see through it. You don't know that magic can actually be programmed, and you don't know if it will work on the original earth.

There are real gods here. Their lifespan is really super long. It’s not that their planets or worlds have a short day, but the actual difference is almost the same. They really have lived for thousands of years. I have a superpower that can view and modify other people’s brains. I don't know if I told you before, so those memories can't be faked.

Looking at the women in Asgard in Thor's mind, they are dressed in a slightly ancient European style, and I don't know how they will sleep.

Thor will not be able to do it for a long time to help Thor to the god of Taoyuan, because Odin cannot allow him to do so. The wheel of history is rolling forward, and my old bone may be run over in front of me.

Let him take the lead first, after Odin is killed, Thor will be the new god king in the future, and when I get old, he will always take care of him in Taoyuan Town, learning the routine of the honor XX on our earth .

Another deeper reason is that I am a mortal, and the modified god body does not have a matching soul, so it is useless. Thor is a genuine god with a long life, and he is more experienced in resisting beatings. The extraordinary power of Taoyuan Town It gradually became clear to the public that I did not control the thoughts of these bastards. If any of them lost their minds and committed genocide, it would be blamed on me, and I would definitely die suddenly.

So let Thor be the peach god first, and see how the situation is. He is the god of thunder, and he is not afraid of thunder. No one is more suitable than him.

Although he is dying, the remaining happy old age is not enough.

I saw that Gu passed a time gem to his apprentice, so I plan to go back to China to find the gem that I hid after the handover. If I really die, this gem will be taken care of by Thor The salaries of the dogs in Taoyuan Town are definitely not for comparison with Gu Yi.

Strange thing, why when I was writing Mingbi, many memories that I can't usually remember suddenly surfaced?

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After writing the last Ming letter, I feel that I can live for a while...

Fuck! what's the situation?

I used to feel like I was going to die, is it because I haven't written this damn coin for more than ten years?

Or... Burning ghost coins to the folks on earth is the way to prolong life?

Burn a blank to try...

invalid……

Burn this one and try...

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Following the last one, I feel a little bit, is the number of words written too few?

Then I write longer?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I wrote a small composition-style meditation letter and burned it to you. I hope you can order it when you receive the letter. Otherwise, it will be shit in your crotch. If it is not mud, it must be mud. I'm a serious person, so I don't know how to write that kind of small essays, unlike the one who wrote the dream of "Red Mansion Spring", who actually traveled through the previous life without finishing it, so why don't you burn a few chapters for me to read?

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Continuing from the previous one, "Happy Days of Being a Landlord with Eighteen Wives"

No way, I can’t write such small compositions as it won’t work. Or is it... my education level is not enough?

No, when I was writing a small composition in my previous life, no matter how I changed my vest, the starting point seemed to know which network cable my house was in. Why did "The Secret I Can't Tell Seven Fairies", "My Beautiful Wife" and "Garden of Girlfriends" "Entertainment Flower Rooster"...no matter what channel it is posted on...if you find one, they will all be locked in a small dark room and never see the light of day. This proves that Qidian attaches great importance to me and pays special attention to me! Assos forced the old man to be so poor that he couldn't pay the electricity bill, so he had to change from a good one to a program dog.

I can't control me now, so I'm going to start with the headline party. The title of this ghost coin is... Look at the above.

I have to write something related to the topic, right?

This kind of small composition should be full of passion when writing, but this is what the old man lacks now!

No, let me take a peek at Natalie's training routine! Natalie was not raised since she was a child, and she will not have psychological problems, just take a look.

They are closed today...

look where she is...

By the way, my current superpower combined with magic can open a pinhole to see everywhere. If it weren't for the fear of long needles, believe it or not, I have already reached the pinnacle of life that you envy... Cross it out and change it to: the terminal of happiness!

She was sleeping, and she was sleeping badly enough! Still drooling...

Bad reviews 999.

Shall I take a picture of her now and attach it to Mingbi and burn it to see? Have I ever done this before?

Where's the camera? Where's the old man's camera? Where's the old man's precious camera? Where is the old man's precious camera for taking private pictures of his girlfriend?

I rummaged through boxes and cabinets for several hours but couldn't find it. The person ran away early. Forget it, maybe today is not an auspicious day.

Can't stand it anymore, burn this one first to see the effect.

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Small composition: "My Beautiful Maid"

The personal test is effective, and the life span of the soul is at least five years longer! Be sure to post a moving photo next time to enhance the effect.

What is the scientific principle? Oh no, what kind of magic principle is this?

Did someone like it?

Or did someone use my Ming letter to write a book?

Fuck!

Don't let me know, or I will make you look good when I go back, the old man is not easy to mess with!

I have to move to another place. If I go in and out of Old Blue’s house with my current image, I will be discovered one day. It must be difficult to explain. Fortunately, I have a space ring now, so moving is not so troublesome.

Shall I arrange for Peach God to die? I plan to go on a trip. AlphaGo has been inviting me to live in her Guanghan Palace.