Chapter 415 Pretending to Be Stupid 【Three in One】
"No, it's impossible, I've clearly acquired that forbidden power, it's impossible!!! Absolutely impossible!"
On the training ground, Enilu watched Garp use a booger meteor to break the new move he had worked so hard to develop, and that terrible power, and he became a little bit mad.
"Lei Metallurgy! Mjolnir!"
As he said that, Enilu waved his hand, and a barbell with a barbell plate fell into his hand. The thunder crashed, and the barbell instantly turned into a thunder hammer. Enilu moved the hammer towards Kaka who was walking step by step. Swipe away.
"Boy, you don't even know what possibility is."
"Pa~"
Garp directly reached out to catch the hot, red, thundering hammer, and the armed domineering wrapped between his palms covered the multiple attacks. A Nike smile appeared on the corner of Garp's mouth.
"Boom~"
The warhammer shattered directly under Garp's huge force. Enilo looked at Garp approaching step by step and wanted to struggle, but he couldn't think of any way to stop Garp.
Seeing Karp with a grinning face walking in front of him, if it wasn't for the last trace of God's pride in his heart supporting him, he might have slumped down immediately.
"Not bad, keep going!"
Just when Enilo saw Garp raising his hand, and closed his eyes in despair, ready to meet the last second of his career, Garp's encouraging voice came from his ear.
"Pa~"
Garp's hand did not smash his head to pieces as Enilu expected, but just patted his shoulder, and then let go.
Enilo opened his eyes and saw that Garp had turned around and walked towards Luffy. He asked in disbelief, "You didn't kill me?"
"Kill you? Why? Haven't you already learned how to be armed and domineering?"
Karp turned his head and looked at Enilu with a confused face. The next second, Enilu's face was even more confused than Garp's. Good guy, he almost beat himself to death several times. Now you say it's just to let I learned to be armed and domineering?
Who would believe it! ! !
However, regardless of whether Anilo believes it or not, Karp no longer intends to pay attention to him anymore. After all, a talented person like Anilo hardly needs other people's teaching, he only needs to let him see the possibility of growth.
As long as he knows that he is still weaker than others, he can keep getting stronger. God is his shackles on himself, and in today's battle, Enilu has overthrown the vain arrogance in his heart.
The next Enilo can grow even if it is stocked.
For Garp, Luffy, whose body has already learned the arrogance of knowledge and knowledge, but whose brain is still unable to bring out the arrogance of knowledge and knowledge, is the one he needs to teach.
"Luffy! Feel the iron fist of grandpa's love!"
"Kaka~"
Garp was walking towards Luffy, shaking his fingers and shaking his neck, looking like a Snow Mastiff, Luffy also put his hands on his knees at this time, looked up at his grandfather, and said with a smile:
"Grandpa, this time, I will resist everything!"
"ah?!"
Karp: (O_o)??
"Fist or something, I will never dodge! A head-on victory is the romance of a man!"
As Luffy said, he grinned his mouth wide, the back molars were clearly visible, and at the same time, within his small body, a great aura began to explode. .
"Is it an innate courage? We, the Mengchi family, don't need this kind of thing to prove ourselves!"
Garp clenched his fists when he saw this, and looked at Luffy who was faintly bursting out with vigor, and swung his fists.
"Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola~"
The pair of fists were like two Gatlings, instantly knocking back Luffy's imminent eruption. All the people watching this scene couldn't help trembling.
"Hide! Hide for me!"
Garp was yelling at the same time as Euler, but at this time Luffy's eyes were completely white, and he couldn't hear Garp's shout at all. fist.
"Bang bang bang~"
Under the bombardment of Garp's fists, Luffy's feet gradually left the ground, and he became completely inhuman. He obviously lost consciousness, but he was able to catch Garp's fist firmly with his body every time.
"Bogart, what do you think?"
Nurkic glanced at Bogart beside him, Bogart closed his eyes and said: "You said he would be domineering, he shouldn't be hit so many times.
But if you say he won't. It's impossible for him to get hit so many times. "
"Huh~huh~"
After a round of Gatling came down, Garp also began to pant. At this time, Luffy also hit the domineering barrier formed by Nurkic again, and slowly slid down.
"Ding~"
Luffy, who was slumped on the ground, suddenly raised his right hand, gave a thumbs up, and said with a smile, "Fist. I'll take it all!"
"Ahahaha~ As expected of my grandson!"
Garp straightened up, scratching his head with his big palm-like hands, but suddenly, his laughter stopped, and then he became annoyed, and shouted: "The old man told you to avoid the fist!"
"This kid won't fall in love with iron in the future, will he?"
Skyler also covered his face with his hands at this time, if Luffy went to the evil way of the iron block in the future, the heir in Dorag's fantasy would be gone.
"Obviously there is no way to avoid the fist, why do you have to say it so nicely?"
"Who?! Who said I can't dodge the fist!"
A voice sounded in the training ground, and Lu Fei hurriedly got up and looked in the direction of the voice.
Luo folded the newspaper in his hand and said, "Can you hide? I believe that no one in the sea dares to say that they can escape Lieutenant General Garp's fist, right?"
"Ahahaha~ You little brat said it well!"
Hearing Luo boasting about himself, Garp, who was still furious just now, crossed his waist again and laughed loudly, while Luo looked at Luffy and said:
"But using such a poor excuse to cover up that I can't escape Lieutenant General Garp's fist."
"Ro, don't talk nonsense."
Rocinandi, who was squatting on the ground and secretly smoking a cigarette, plucked Luo's hair. Luo immediately shut up and stopped talking, but still looked at Luffy with weird eyes.
Luffy clenched his fists and gritted his teeth at this time, the pain of being pulled by Kapoor also dissipated unknowingly at this time, the navy who noticed this all looked like a ghost appearance.
This kind of physical talent for sit-ups is not much better than Skyler, right?
"Grandpa! Come again!"
Luffy turned around and looked at Garp very seriously. Garp laughed and said, "You should listen to that brat, you can't escape the old man's fist."
"Come again!"
Seeing that Garp didn't make a move, Luffy actually walked towards Garp. Standing in front of Garp, Luffy closed his eyes and said, "I will avoid all punches!"
Garp smiled and said, "Do you still have to try something you know you can't do? Luffy, you really look like your bastard father."
"ah?"
Lu Fei opened his eyes and asked in confusion, "Grandpa, do you know my father?"
"Duang~"
Garp suddenly got angry, and hit Luffy's head firmly with an iron fist of love, shouting: "Your bastard father, but the old man's bastard son! How could the old man not know him!"
"Damn! This punch doesn't count! You haven't shouted yet!"
What both Garp and Skyler were dumbfounded was that Luffy didn't bother about his father who had never met, but rubbed his forehead and shouted with disbelief.
"Asshole son. Things that asshole dad can't do"
On the branch building, Drago, who was peeping here, suddenly showed a complicated smile, and whispered: "There is nothing impossible, you must always believe in yourself, Luffy."
Following Drago's murmur, a breeze blew past Luffy's body.
"Sorry, I can only hug you like this."
The breeze blew Luffy's hair and made Garp frown. He looked back and seemed to be looking for something with his eyes, but Drago was no longer in the same place.
"Grandpa! This time."
Luffy closed his eyes and said, "Start!"
Garp didn't attack Luffy right away, but looked at Skyler. Skyler shrugged and didn't say anything. Then Garp turned around again, glanced at Luffy who closed his eyes, and said:
"Remember, in the future... don't think that everyone will wait for you to be ready!"
"Ola Ola~"
It was another Gatling-like fist rain attack, which was obviously not Garp's full speed, but if the opponent was just a kid in his early ten years old, this was already too much.
But what is amazing is that Luffy used all kinds of strange postures to twist Garp's attack, and Luffy couldn't tell what it felt like, as if the direction the wind was blowing was Grandpa's fist.
It's just that Drago is not helping Luffy cheat because he has left the branch.
"Grandpa, it's too slow!"
Luffy said suddenly, Garp was taken aback for a moment, then opened his mouth wide, his fists accelerated violently, stronger punching force, faster punching speed, and brought more wind.
Although his eyes are closed, he seems to have another perspective, depicting the direction of the wind for Luffy. Although Garp's fist is faster, Luffy feels it is easier to "see" clearly.
It's just that the body seems to be unable to keep up.
"Boom!"
After dodging hundreds of punches in a row, Luffy's body finally couldn't keep up with his reaction and Garp's fist. Garp hit Luffy's head with an iron fist of love.
"呵~"
The moment Luffy flew upside down, Garp reached out and grabbed his collar. A part of the collar was torn, but it was not completely torn. Luffy, who was about to fly upside down, was caught by Garp. stayed where they were.
Garp held Luffy, who had finally passed out, with one hand, stretched out his other hand, pointed at Luo, smiled, and said, "Little devil! I will teach you something tomorrow."
I don't know why, the moment Luo saw Garp's smile, Luo felt that the pores all over his body shrank. This feeling was like the instinctive fear when he saw a bulldog when he was a child.
Garp was carrying Luffy at this time, and walked towards Skyler step by step. At this time, Skyler kept scolding that bastard Dograg in his heart. Why did he do such a thing at the time just now? What a move!
"That bastard, I haven't called the old man for a long time."
When he came to the reclining chair, Garp threw Luffy on the reclining chair, sat on the seat that Skyler gave up very consciously, and said dissatisfiedly.
"He's been in the New World recently, meeting some very dangerous people. He may be afraid that you will worry, or he may be afraid that you will deny his ideas."
Skyler stood obediently by the side, Garp touched the old dragon's dog's head, and said, "That stinky boy, does he care if the old man is worried about him, whether he will deny him?"
"He has been your son for so many years, don't you know him? If you take the initiative to call him, you don't need to complain to me here. "
Skyler's trembling lasted less than a minute, and he immediately began to complain about Garp, who curled his lips, unwilling to answer.
He did not call Drago, that is because Drago is an enemy of the world government, and he may be preparing for war all the time, if his phone calls interfere with him.
But Garp couldn't say these words, he could only look stubborn.
Skyler looked at Garp, feeling the great harmony of his parents' career, the two fell silent, and other people began to practice on the training ground, but neither of them was interested in watching.
"You just said that he came into contact with some very dangerous people, are they the so-called Four Emperors?"
After a long time, Garp asked, and Skyler nodded, without denying it. After all, according to Dorag, he had also contacted Shanks, but he did not reach a cooperation.
Among the new four emperors, he has been in contact with both of them, and the target can be regarded as the four emperors.
Garp was silent for a while, and said: "There is no good thing among pirates. The higher you climb, the more sins you get on your hands. It's really irrational to cooperate with that kind of person."
"Including your dear friend Gore D. Roger?"
Skyler asked, Karp nodded and said, "Roger is a very special person, but he is also an unreasonable criminal.
The old man has personally experienced the era when he did evil. He could choose to attack the country where a person was because he slandered his crew, and ordered the destruction of all the troops in that country. This was just a stroke of his evil career.
In terms of doing evil, he has surpassed human beings, because human beings still have human nature, and he is simply a devil!
Moreover, it is precisely because the old man has worked with people like him that he knows how dangerous their group of people above all pirates are.
Drago made a mistake, and he will pay the price for it in the future, but...he will never learn to listen to the old man seriously! "
Garp's face was gloomy, without the carefree optimism of the past, and Skyler frowned at this time, because she also couldn't fully understand Garp's words.
In her opinion, Drago chose to cooperate with Katakuri, which can be regarded as a win-win cooperation, but Karp said that the determination of Drago when he made a mistake also convinced Skyler, which caused her to waver now. .
Compared with Kapna's experience of several eras, Skyler's naval career of more than ten years is really too short. Speaking of it, she doesn't understand what kind of people the so-called four emperors are.
She has the memory of her previous life, and probably knows what labels these people have on them, but each person's thoughts will be different at every moment, let alone just some labels affixed through specific events?
Katakuri looks very good now. In order to make up for the wrong things Charlotte Lingling did at the time, he chose to lower his arrogant head and cooperate with others.
But what about later? After Katakuri feels that he has made up for the mistakes made by Charlotte Lingling, how will he view the cooperation that has been reached?
Or, when the other party proposes another deal comparable to this cooperation, what choice will he make?
Everyone is subject to change, and Skyler himself is no exception. If Skyler had the opportunity to kill Katakuri ten years ago, he might not have considered so much, but killed him directly.
Seeing the lingering sorrow on Garp's face, Skyler didn't know how to give an answer that would make Garp feel at ease, so he could only reluctantly say:
"If something really happened that shouldn't happen, wouldn't we still be here?"
After listening to Schuyler's empty comfort, Garp could only nod his head. Schuyler has grown a lot and learned a lot from many generals in the navy.
It's just that she can only see the present, but not the longer-term future.
"The first round of joint training can be over before the new year, and then go back to Marin Fando to see Xiaohe, Zefa, and Sengoku. I don't know if that little bastard Ace can adapt to the headquarters."
Karp rubbed his face, and said vaguely, when he lowered his hands, he had restored his usual smile.
"Um."
Skyler nodded without questioning it.
A week later, the day before the New Year, Zhanye Detachment and Garp Detachment ended the first stage of joint training, and the two warships set off from the port and headed for Marin Fando.
"By the way, haven't we applied for vacation with Marshal Warring States?"
Sitting on the reclining chair on the deck of the dog-headed warship, Skyler suddenly remembered that it seemed that Nurkic had reminded her that if she chose to take a vacation, she had to report to Marshal Warring States in advance.
But as always, Skyler forgot.
Seeing Skyler's questioning gaze, Karp was stunned for a moment, stroked his donut-like stubble, and said, "Didn't you apply? I thought you would help our two detachments apply together." .”
Seeing Karp pretending to be stupid, Skyler immediately shook his head and said, "You said the other day that you would apply for leave for our two detachments."
"Has the old man said that? Why is there no impression?"
Karp scratched his head when he heard that, Skyler nodded firmly, even though this incident didn't happen, it's better to blame Karp than to blame himself.
"Ahaha~ Forget it, let it be a New Year's surprise for that bastard in the Warring States Period!"
After waving his hands, Garp smiled. Anyway, Warring States could only complain to the two of them at most. This time, the two detachments led by the two are not in the New World, and there will be no serious consequences.
After all, Aokiji is on Murloc Island, and most of the pirates can't get through it, and there are three other branches ahead.
As for the return of the New World pirates, there is no way to return. If you want to go to the first half of the great channel that these pirates call paradise, you have to see Aokiji's face.
Wandering within the 219 nautical miles controlled by the Navy? I'm afraid only fools and lunatics in Pirates would do this, and the holiday is only two weeks, so there will be no surprises.
Seeing Garp's appearance, Skyler suddenly became less anxious. Yes, Marshal Sengoku couldn't punish her anyway.
If it doesn't work, I have also completed the task entrusted by Katakuri, the Shichibukai, to the World Government. This task was sent to the Night Emperor's assassination force, which is considered a confidential task.
And Skyler has completed this task, and there is nothing wrong with keeping it confidential during the process of returning to Marin Vanduo to report on his work, right?
Seeing that Skyler instantly felt at ease, Karp also grinned, as expected of his own daughter.
A few hours later, when Marshal Zhan Guo heard from his subordinates that a dog-headed warship and a warship with countless names engraved on it had entered Crescent Harbor, the veins on his forehead instantly emerged and thumped rapidly.
No need to think about it, the two most bastard generals in the navy once again ignored his regulations as the marshal, and they swaggered without any intention of covering up.
"asshole!"
Zhan Guo gritted his teeth and drank in a low voice. The first-class soldier who delivered the message stood shivering in the office. Zhan Guo gasped for a long time by himself before saying:
"Let Staff Officer Crane submit the leave application forms for the Zanye Detachment and the Garp Detachment to me."
"Yes! Marshal!"
The first-class soldier saluted immediately, and was about to leave the office when a person came to the door, it was Lieutenant General He, holding two forms in her hand, and said:
"No need, you go back to duty, hard work."
Crane had an elegant and kind smile, which made the first-class soldier very grateful as a recruit. He saluted and left in a hurry. Crane walked to the desk of the Warring States Period, put down the application form, and said:
"If one day, those two bastards don't make mistakes in front of you, you have to be careful, because they must have made bigger mistakes.
Now, they dare to blatantly make mistakes, which proves that they didn't cause trouble, isn't that good? What's more, it's just a small problem in the order of the program. "
"The old man also knows, but the old man is the marshal! It shouldn't be difficult for them to respect the old man, right?"
Zhan Guo was still muttering, but He impatiently reached out and picked up the seal of the Marshal of Zhan Guo, stamped it directly on the two application forms, and then said:
"Look, the application on the 25th, is it all right now?"
Warring States did not reply, the application form was indeed an application on the 25th, but judging from the handwriting, how could this be an application form submitted five days in advance? Not even five minutes?
"Ahahaha~ Warring States! Are you surprised?!"
At this moment, a muscular body suddenly appeared in the office. It was Karp with a hippie smile. After Karp finished speaking, he suddenly saw two application forms on the desktop.
He stroked his stubble and said, "So the old man has already submitted the application form? I remember that I haven't had a drink in the past few days? Why can't I remember this?"
Skyler was a step behind Karp, and then walked in. She noticed the weird atmosphere in the office, and immediately took out the work report jointly completed by Luo, Rossindi, and Nurkic, and said:
"Marshal of the Warring States Period, I came back to report on my duties. Because it is a confidential mission, I did not report it in advance."
When Zhan Guo saw the report handed over by Skyler, his face looked better, because at least he had found a step. After receiving the report and flipping through it, the displeasure on his face faded a little bit.
After all, Rosinindi got a lot of things from Long Bread through torture.
Seeing that Zhan Guo gradually showed a smile, Skyler breathed a sigh of relief. Zhan Guo briefly looked through the report and said, "Well done, the task is special, I can understand it, after all, I am not a pedantic person."
After finishing speaking, Sengoku looked at Karp and said, "Karp, what special reason did you have for leaving the sea area without applying for leave?"
"Hmm."
Karp scratched his head and said, "I've invited you for dinner! Is it okay?"