Chapter 522: Scumbag Licks Dogs (Two in One)

Late at night, boats sailing in the middle of the river, rice dumplings flying outside the sky...

When the above three words came together in his mind, Ye Weiming immediately thought of some content he had seen in the two guides before.

This doesn't mean how rich Ye Weiming's associations are, it's because he just watched these passages a few hours ago, and he has read two versions of the records in succession, the memory is too fresh and clear up.

Turning around, Ye Weiming immediately asked Shanshui: "Shanshui, you just said that there are two high-level NPCs in the cabin who are practicing kung fu and becoming obsessed. Who are they?"

Shan who met said helplessly: "One is an elder of the Shimen, and the other is also a key figure in the Shimen, but it is inconvenient for me to disclose their identities to Brother Ye."

Just when Ye Weiming was puzzled, he received an invitation from the other party to form a team.

After Ye Weiming entered the team, the other party immediately sent the following message on the team channel to answer Ye Weiming's question: "In the cabin is our head's wife, but for some reason we broke up with our head Bai Zizai, now He ran out and created a Golden Crow Sect, which is the head of the current Scholar Sect.”

"Actually, the current Golden Crow Sect doesn't even have a single NPC disciple, and the player is only a foodie. There are fewer successors than those who rely on the family to inherit the martial arts family."

After a message was sent out, it might be that the topic was getting a bit far-fetched, Shan Shui met and then added: "The other person in the cabin is Bai Axiu, the granddaughter of Bai Zizai, the head of our Snow Mountain School, did you meet before?" The daughter of the former Bai Wanjian is now in a state of feigned death because of certain things."

"So, now both of them don't want to reveal their real identities, but they didn't give themselves any weird names. The head wife directly used her own surname, calling herself Granny Shi, and Bai Axiu They are simply referred to as Axiu, and generally no one would doubt their identities."

"However, until their bodies recover, both of them are unwilling to see outsiders."

"By the way, let me share with you the mission I said before..."

Ding! The player Shanshui YouMei shared with you the special mission "Contest of Martial Arts".

Tournament

Granny Shi was entangled by her enemies. In order to face the powerful enemy Ding Busi, she practiced kung fu forcibly, but at the same time she and her granddaughter Axiu went mad, her meridians were blocked and she couldn't move. I hope to use your strength to repel the enemy's entanglement.

Task level: five-star

Task reward: 200,000 experience points, 20,000 repair points.

Mission penalty: Granny Shi's favorability decreases

Mission deadline: Granny Shi's enemies are likely to come to her soon

...

Do you accept the task?

whether

Because this was something that had been promised before, and it did not contradict Ye Weiming's own plan, so he accepted the task without much thought.

Then, he sent a flying pigeon letter to Daomei at the first time. Tell her that she has already got on Granny Shi's boat by accident, so she doesn't need to worry about the coordinates of Ziyan Island, and everyone will keep in touch, and join hands to do it when they arrive on Ziyan Island Big vote!

At this time, the three of them suddenly heard an exclamation of "Ah!" from the cabin, and Ye Weiming, who had already made a preconceived guess, immediately recognized that it was Ah Zhong's voice.

Immediately afterwards, another woman's voice asked weakly: "Who is it? You...how did you...how did you get into our boat?"

Ah Zhong's weak defense: "I didn't get in by myself, someone threw me in."

The woman: "You...you...you go out quickly, why are you crawling under my...quilt?"

Ah Zhong said with great aggrievedness: "I can't move. Please, move me out, push me out, or kick me out."

At this time, an old voice suddenly appeared, and said in a tone of murderous intent, weakly: "What nonsense is this bastard talking about? Kill him quickly."

Hearing the conversation in the cabin, Shanshui Youxiang frowned slightly, and then sent a message: "The two NPCs in the cabin are both female, and Axiu is lying under the quilt. Brother Ye and I are not convenient to go in. Foodies, are you Girls should be fine, go in and see what's going on."

Ye Weiming was startled when he heard the words, and before the little foodie fairy could do something, she immediately sent a message to stop her: "If you don't want to be unlucky, don't go in."

Seeing this news, Shanshui and Chihua couldn't help but focus on Ye Weiming at the same time, and he explained helplessly: "This task is a trap."

Then he added: "Of course, the so-called traps in the game are not necessarily bad things. After all, the coexistence of danger and opportunity has always been one of the main themes of "Chivalry Eternal". And the so-called traps are in a In a very ordinary task, a seemingly harmless branch line suddenly appeared, but it was actually extremely difficult."

"If you can complete it, the reward will definitely exceed your imagination. If you can't complete it, you will definitely be in bad luck!"

Seeing that the two of them still didn't quite understand, Ye Weiming could only continue to say: "Although I am not an original book party, before I came here, I have already obtained information about "Xia Ke Xing" from two original book parties, which is what we are experiencing now. Some information about the plot mission."

"According to the data, the boy who fell into the cabin now is the male lead of the whole story, the protagonist!"

"As for Axiu, although I don't know if she is the heroine or not, she is the only true love and final partner in the hero's life. It's just that the number of appearances is too few, so I don't know exactly what the female role is."

Hearing this, the two seemed to understand something, but they couldn't figure out why they couldn't go in.

At this time, Ye Weiming continued: "The current situation is that Shi Potian is tied up and can't move, and the old lady can't move, so the old lady can't do anything if she wants to kill him. Axiu can barely move, but she can't bear the pain." Killer. Guess what kind of mission will be triggered if the foodie rushes in at this time?"

This question doesn't seem to require a careful analysis. If you think about it logically, it must be Granny Shi who asked her to kill the protagonist of the plot!

When the time comes, will the task be accepted or not?

If you answer, will you really kill the protagonist of the plot?

You must know that the system's protection for any protagonist in the plot is absolutely thoughtful and outrageous.

As for Ah Zhong's character design, there is no need for Xie Yanke to suddenly jump out to help him. As long as he is allowed to explode "Arhat's Fu Mo Gong" at a critical moment, I am afraid that few players can bear it. !

It is mentioned in Yin Bukui's strategy that a fragrance master named Zhan Fei from the Changle Gang, because he was greened by Shi Zhongyu, transferred his hatred to Shi Potian, who looks exactly like Shi Zhongyu.

And his strength, even if not as good as Bai Wanjian, the force calculation unit in the world of "Xia Ke Xing", should at least be similar to Ding Dang, a big boss of more than 60 levels!

It was such a big boss who slapped Ah Zhong's body, but Ah Zhong was fine, but Zhan Fei was directly cut off with an arm!

This is still the case for a big boss with more than 60 levels. If the foodie fairy rashly stabs A Zhong without knowing the truth, one can imagine the consequences.

But is it okay not to accept it?

Disobeying the teacher's order obviously has no good fruit to eat!

Therefore, the best way to do it is not to go in and trigger this side mission, and it should be fine.

Although the designer of the game is pitted, he will not force the player to jump into the pit of fire.

They prefer to use various ingenious designs, so that players can't help but drill into the sleeve. When you are really unlucky and die, when you look back, you find that your unlucky luck is entirely due to your own cleverness.

Then feel remorse.

And this kind of plot is where the real bad taste of game designers lies!

On the one hand, it can push the player to the bottom of the pit, and at the same time, it can also put on a high posture of a wisher taking the bait, and elevate one's compulsion as much as possible.

The end is extremely insidious.

Just like this time, the foodie fairy didn't take the initiative to break into the cabin, and Granny Shi inside didn't call the player in to help kill people. It was just arguing with Axiu in the cabin about whether Azhong should be killed, plus Azhong was begging for mercy in various ways in order to survive and frightened Axiu by saying that he would become a zombie after death. Individual group crosstalk.

Because Axiu, the only one in the cabin who has the ability to operate a knife, can't do it, so this group crosstalk can only be a group crosstalk, and there is no conclusion at all.

At this time, an old but very humble voice suddenly came from a distance: "Xiao Cui, I have been waiting for you all day and night! How did you arrive?"

Turning around following the sound, he saw a small boat sailing on the river, and an old man was standing on the bow of the boat. It was from him that the lowly voice was called out before.

And behind the old man, there were three other people standing. Looking from a distance, we could only confirm that they were two men and one woman. But it is clear that the relationship between these three people does not seem to be very harmonious. In the already narrow bow position, there is still a distance of about one meter between each other. A man and a woman on both sides are already close to the edge of the ship. On the other hand, he leaned back a little, as if he had already leaned against the cabin.

Although it was impossible to see the faces of the four people clearly because of the light at night, but something could be seen just from their positions.

There is a feeling of mutual distrust between these few people, which is very obvious!

Seeing this, Ye Weiming couldn't help laughing and said: "Is this the enemy you mentioned? It seems that the other party has also brought players to join in the fun."

"Isn't this the consistent operation of the system?" Shanshui Youxiang shrugged and said, "In a mission scenario, let players on both sides masturbate each other, so as to increase the player's sense of participation and game experience."

Speaking of this, his face suddenly became serious: "Although the opponent found three players at once, it was beyond our expectations. But the two of us are sure to win the battle with the combination of swords and swords."

"After all, it's just a five-star mission, so we can't help it if we think about it."

"Although I don't know what Granny Shi has to deal with Ding Busi, but according to the five-star mission standard, as long as we can defeat the three players on the opposite side, our mission can be regarded as completed."

Of course, Ye Weiming knew that the real trump card that could turn the world around in this mission was Ah Zhong, but he was not in a hurry to point out this point, but took the other party's words with a smile and said: "However, if you want to make money from this mission To get more benefits, we must solve the big trouble of losing Ding Busi before our hole cards appear."

"And this is why you asked me for help."

Just as the three of them were talking, Granny Shi's voice suddenly came from the cabin: "Shanshui, Chihuo, and that little brother who came here to help. Please block the enemy this time. I Right now, I am using my kung fu to hit the acupoints, try to hold that old monster Ding Busi for a while, if I can't stop it, I will immediately throw myself into the river, even if I die, I won't be insulted by that old monster!"

Hearing the old lady's words, Ye Weiming couldn't help but feel a little funny.

They are a lot of age, but they played the tricks of young men and women's love and hatred.

At first glance, Na Ding Busi looked like a mangy dog ​​with a dead skin and shame, but Granny Shi seemed to be a chaste and strong woman.

The problem is... If this kind of plot is performed by handsome men and beautiful women, it will be a bit pleasing to the eye, but if it is placed on these two old people who can be grandparents, the only impression they will give the audience is entertainment. ?

Hearing Granny Shi's words, Shanshui Youfeng and Foodie Fairy had already drawn out their swords and put on a look of being ready for battle.

Ye Weiming said calmly, "Don't worry, the old lady. Although the enemy is strong, if the three of us work together, it shouldn't be a big problem to solve it."

This is where Ye Weiming can be a human being. In front of the NPC of the opponent's division, he can be said to have given the two teammates enough face, instead of blindly boasting.

While speaking, there was a sound of clothes being ripped by the wind. It turned out that when the distance between the two boats was pulled to about five feet, the old man even directly performed lightness kung fu and jumped towards them.

Judging from the opponent's movement skills, it seems that there is no difficulty in crossing the five zhang river.

But the problem is...

You old man is so confident in himself, are you really not afraid of being slapped in the face?

Ye Weiming wants to try it!

He thought so, and he did so.

Just when Shanshui and Chihuo had already set up the postures of "Snow Mountain Swordsmanship" and "Golden Crow Swordsmanship", one left and one right guarded the door of the cabin, ready to wait for the old monster to board the ship before giving it a go.

Ye Weiming, however, stepped forward unhurriedly, sat on the horse with his waist down very steadily, and gently drew a circle in front of him with his left hand, and then pushed in the direction that the old man was flying towards, just like that ...

There is another chapter in the back, which is being proofread, and should be updated before 1:00.