Chapter 387 Pan An 【Subscription】

Fangzheng rolled his eyes and replied: "If the poor monk knew, would he still use this mountain to become a monk? If he really wants to listen to the poor monk's advice, the poor monk can only tell him that there is another place on the opposite mountain, and he can go and see .”

Red Boy sent it immediately.

Zhao Datong was taken aback for a moment, then came back to his senses, and said bitterly: "Master, didn't you say that you can also seek marriage if you pray for Buddha? Why do you still let me become a monk?"

"The poor monk is not a Buddha, you are asking for wrong." Fangzheng replied.

Zhao Datong also thought about it, and asked: "Master, is there really nothing to do?"

Fangzheng shook his head. Seeing that Fangzheng was silent, the red boy rolled his big eyes, and there was a ghostly idea. He smiled and imitated Fangzheng's tone and said, "Yes, people are shameless and invincible in the world. If you want face, the scenery on the opposite mountain is also worth it." good."

Although Hong Hai'er has never been in a relationship, she has never been in love. But after looking at the mobile phone for so long, I can somewhat understand the truth. Patience is important when chasing a girl, but face is especially important. Otherwise, if you work hard for a thousand years and wait silently, what you wait for will be nothing more than an invitation to get married. That's all. Only show your attitude with a cheeky face, no matter whether the other party refuses or not, at least what you do, she will see it in her eyes, remember it in her heart, understand what you mean, and not be ignored or misunderstood. This can also increase the chance of water dripping through stone, otherwise... Hehehe.

Although Hong Hai'er has never been in a relationship, she thinks it's fun to help others fall in love, so she doesn't tell Fang Zheng, and secretly gives Zhao Datong advice.

Hearing what "Fangzheng" said, Zhao Datong frowned, always feeling that something was wrong. But if you think about it carefully, it seems that this is indeed the case, why not try it?

At night, when Fangzheng was about to go to bed, he put his phone back, lay on the bed, and casually browsed the latest news.

At this moment, Fangzheng suddenly received a message from Zhao Datong. It was a photo, and there was an additional message below: "Master, it turns out that my skin is not thick enough, and it swells up with a slap..."

Fangzheng was taken aback, what does this mean, and scrolled up the chat history...

"Purify your heart!" A roar came from Fangzheng's meditation room.

Not long after, the clear and sweet sound of a big slap and spanking resounded through the sky, accompanied by the cry of a certain brat...

After Fangzheng finished beating, there was a thunderstorm, and Hong Boy squatted aside pitifully, covering his buttocks, looking at Fangzheng.

The lone wolf, monkey, and squirrel were so frightened that they squatted obediently by the side without saying a word.

Fangzheng snorted, "Jingxin, do you know your mistake?"

Hong Haier said: "Master, I also learned it from the Internet, do I want to help him too?"

"Have you ever been in love?" Fang Zheng asked, rolling his eyes.

Hong Haier wrung his fingers, one by one, and said: "If it's a female partner, I have had more than a hundred. If it's a child, I don't have any. If it's serving tea and water, eating and serving If so, I have dozens of them, and there are dozens more for dancing...Master, what kind of eyes do you have? Why do I feel chilly all over?"

Like a big bad wolf looking at a little white rabbit, Fangzheng said to the monkey viciously: "Jingzhen go get the broom of the Sajia, today the Sajia will kill!"

Not long after, a cry came from the yard: "Master, what's wrong with me? Stop chasing me..."

"Stop! How dare you bully a single dog? Have you ever been bitten?"

"Master, I told the truth, didn't I lie?"

"So master just hit once, don't run away!"

"Killer, help..."

...

After playing around for a while, Fangzheng returned to the meditation room, opened WeChat, and was dumbfounded.

"Master, you are so awesome! This slap is not in vain, it's done!" Zhao Datong's words were followed by an extremely excited expression.

Fangzheng was completely speechless, is this okay?

Fangzheng replied, "It's really done?"

"It's done, the goddess just asked me if it hurts, and asked me to go downstairs. I went, and she said she agreed to me...Because I was too nervous before, subconsciously. Haha... I'm out of order, and there is a woman Friends, la la la la..." Zhao Datong sent a message with great excitement. As a result, when I posted the second post, I was shocked to find that it was blocked!

"What's the situation?" Zhao Datong scratched his head in confusion and said to himself.

At this moment, Fangzheng looked out of the window with a bitter face: "Is today the Dog Cruelty Day? Hey... when will I be able to return to vulgarity?"

While talking, Fangzheng fell asleep.

There was nothing to say all night, and the next day, with the words of the big rooster at the foot of the mountain: "Start!"

Everyone on the mountain got up, cleaned, cooked, one-stop, and after finishing the work with ease, Honghaier and Squirrel were struggling. One carried two large buckets, the other carried a temporarily modified water bowl, and went down the mountain. . The punishment that should be given is absolutely indispensable!

Fangzheng was sitting under the Bodhi tree, looking at the scriptures with peace of mind. Pilgrims kept coming in, and they didn't disturb Fangzheng when they saw Fang was reading the scriptures. After so long, everyone has gotten used to the rules of One Finger Temple. The rule of One Finger Temple is that everyone can do whatever they want. There are no fortune-tellers here, no one who sells magic charms or Buddhist beads. The only thing to do is burn incense, make a wish, and leave. If you want to burn high incense, you only need to take the high incense and stuff two hundred yuan into the merit box by yourself, no one cares about this.

For this kind of thing, no one would secretly take Gao Xiang without giving money. If you want to make a wish, it will work if you sincerely ask for it. Secretly taking Gao Xiang without giving money, it is still under the nose of the Bodhisattva, and there is a ghost if the wish comes true.

There were a lot of pilgrims today, but after a while in the morning, they gradually decreased, and finally there was no one left.

Fangzheng didn't care, at this moment, a young man ran in, looking very anxious, entered the Buddhist hall, burned incense, then knelt down there and started talking. That's right, others were praying silently in their hearts, but this guy opened his mouth and said it directly. The monkey looked at Fangzheng, meaning whether to stop it.

Fangzheng shook his head. He was also curious as to what this guy was going to say.

The man knelt there and said, "Hello, Bodhisattva, my name is Pan An, um, that ancient beautiful man, the talented Pan An. My name is good, and I am not bad in appearance, but I don't know why, I’m just too lazy to go to work. My family introduced me to a few jobs a while ago, and I went there. I was so tired that it was unreal. Did you know? The factory even made me work for ten hours, with only half a day in between. Hours of rest time, is that done by people?

Hey, I asked myself that there are still talents, but why are they so poor? Bodhisattva, I don't seek great wealth, but please show me the way. I'm not afraid of being tired, but I just want to find a job that pays in direct proportion to the reward. They all say that the Bodhisattva spirit of One Finger Temple, so I came here specially to beg the Bodhisattva to introduce me to a good job. It’s best to be the one who does less work, makes more money, and has no pressure to be promoted all the way..."

PS: I currently owe Brother Dafei 3 chapters, Miss Haidilaoxue 5 chapters, and I owe a total of 8 chapters. At the end of the month, I will blow up all at once, and I am frantically saving manuscripts. :