Chapter 1217 Silly Roe Deer
Wei Shengli rolled his eyes at her directly, and said, "This stupid girl, what is on your mind all day long?"
While talking, the black bear had already run in front of the two of them. Wei Xiaolin closed her eyes and muttered, "The blind man is blind, he can't see me, he can't see me..."
Wei Shengli was really helpless with his daughter.
The black bear, Old Hei, stopped in front of Wei Shengli. Wei Shengli greeted him with a smile, and threw the meat in his backpack to Old Hei.
Old Hei smelled it, approached Wei Shengli and licked Wei Shengli's hand, then ran away with a big piece of meat in his mouth.
Hearing the sound of footsteps going away, Wei Xiaolin opened her eyes and saw Big Bear running away, she asked wonderingly, "Is he really blind?"
Wei Shengli tapped Wei Xiaolin's brain and said, "You stupid girl... what are you thinking about all day long? Hei is not blind. He took the takeaway and signed the order. Of course, he went back and ate it while it was hot."
Wei Xiaolin: "..."
After leaving the territory of the black bear, Wei Xiaolin began to think again: "Dad, you should resign. In this mountain, even a bear is male. You are here, don't you miss my mother?"
Wei Shengli: "..."
Wei Xiaolin: "Dad, in fact, after you resign, you can still patrol the mountains."
Wei Shengli: "What mountain to visit?"
Wei Xiaolin: "The rockery in our bathtub."
Wei Shengli: "..."
Wei Shengli finally couldn't hold back the daughter's broken mouth, and said, "Girl, can we talk about something else?"
Wei Xiaolin thought for a while: "Okay, let's talk about my mother. Do you think my mother is lonely at home alone? Do you know the name of the neighbor who lives next door to us?"
Wei Shengli shook his head and said, "You must be lonely, I really don't know the neighbor's last name."
Wei Xiaolin: "You are too careless. As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of thieves stealing, you are afraid of thieves thinking about it. If there is a surnamed Wang next door, can you still go up the mountain with peace of mind?"
Wei Shengli: "..."
Wei Shengli finally understood that it was a lie for his girl to shout to enter the mountain today, and it was true to want to grind him down the mountain!
It seems impossible to expect Wei Xiaolin to give up this trouble on her own initiative.
So Wei Shengli took the initiative and asked, "Girl, do you know what a roe deer looks like?"
Wei Xiaolin thought for a while and said, "I don't know, maybe it's about the same as a big mouse? Or maybe it's about the same as a badger? It won't look like Erha, right?"
Wei Shengli shook his head and said, "They're all different, you can guess."
Wei Xiaolin said: "I heard people say that the roe deer is stupid and cute. It is said that there are grass mud horses in foreign countries and snow mud horses in the northeast. The two second-hand goods go hand in hand. Does it look like a grass mud horse?"
Wei Shengli smiled bitterly and said, "Daughter, let's go out in the future, let alone the daughter of a forest ranger in the Northeast."
Wei Xiaolin asked cutely, "Why?"
Wei Shengli: "Shame."
Wei Xiaolin said, "Don't say it's your daughter, whose daughter is that?"
Wei Shengli said: "The roe deer's daughter."
Wei Xiaolin said: "It turns out that my father is a roe deer spirit! No wonder he has been guarding the mountain so stupidly for so many years, and he refuses to go down the mountain."
Wei Shengli shook his head, too lazy to discuss this with his daughter, and continued: "The roe deer is not a badger, nor is it a mud horse, but... Hey, say Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here, look, there is one!"
Wei Xiaolin looked in the direction Wei Shengli was pointing at, and saw a tremor in the bushes, and a silly face appeared. The fur of the little thing was taupe, and it looked a bit like an elk, but much smaller than the elk , the eyes are big, the nose is black, and the big black eyes look a little cute.
A pair of ears kept shaking, as if trying to shake off a snowflake on it, but the snowflake couldn't shake off, and it didn't give up, it just kept shaking like crazy.
"This is the roe deer?" Wei Xiaolin never thought that the roe deer would look like this: "But it's really cute, why doesn't he run away?"
Wei Shengli said: "The roe deer is naturally curious, and he will only run away when he is sure that the other party is in danger. I have been on the mountain for so many years, and I have never touched a roe deer. Naturally, he is not afraid of me."
Wei Xiaolin pointed at herself and said, "But I haven't been here before, he doesn't seem to be afraid of me."
Wei Shengli said: "Using the logic of the roe deer to explain it, he doesn't know what kind of thing you are and whether you are in danger, so he puts you in the ranks of no danger."
Wei Xiaolin said: "Then if I have a little bit of heart to hurt the roe deer, wouldn't he be dead?"
Wei Shengli smiled and said: "We used to have a forest farm here, and it was not easy to eat meat in those days. But in the forest farm, the most indispensable thing is meat. Guess what it is?"
Wei Xiaolin subconsciously said, "It can't be a roe deer, can it?"
Wei Shengli nodded and said, "That's right, at that time we were cutting logs in the forest farm, and the cut logs rolled down the mountain... Oh, yes, there was a joke back then.
Roe deer A: What's so loud over there, go and have a look?
Roe deer B: Standing on the side is not spectacular, let's go to the front.
So the two roe deer stood on the mountain path of rolling logs and looked up.
The log rolled down...
Roe deer A: "Wow, it's spectacular. They rolled down. Do you think they will hit us?"
Roe Deer B: "I don't know, we'll find out after looking."
Roe deer A, roe deer B pawn.
Forest farm workers: "Let's make dumplings tomorrow, stuffed with roe deer."
Roe deer C: "Roe deer A and B, it's very loud over there, let's go and have a look tomorrow."
Roe Deer Ding: "Okay."
Forest farm workers: "There is too much meat, what should I do if I can't eat it?"
Wei Xiaolin was dumbfounded when she heard this, and said, "How did such a stupid animal survive to this day?"
Wei Shengli laughed and said: "Indeed, many people think so. I remember that there used to be a road under the mountain. Every time I drove past it at night, other animals would hide and run. The roe deer likes to run in front of the car, and then... "
Wei Xiaolin said: "Don't think about it, it must be making dumplings."
Wei Xiaolin looked at the cute one, and was still looking at them, not knowing that they were discussing the silly roe deer stuffed with dumplings, and couldn't help but said: "Such a cute and silly roe deer, probably survives because of being cute."
Wei Shengli shook his head and said, "The main reason is that roe deer are widely distributed and have strong adaptability. They can survive tenaciously in places where other animals cannot live."
While talking, the roe deer not only didn't run away, but moved closer, as if to confirm what kind of thing these two two-legged fools were and whether they were in danger.
Wei Xiaolin didn't move, she wondered if she would touch the roe deer for a while, and feel the cuteness of this guy.
The roe deer was getting closer and closer, and at last it was only one meter away. He raised his head and moved forward. The moment Wei Xiaolin met Wei Xiaolin, Wei Xiaolin saw that the roe deer's Yaning suddenly widened, and then screamed, as if he had found a big monster. As if, the moment she turned around, Wei Xiaolin saw that the hairs on the roe deer's buttocks were blown up, revealing a white buttocks, which looked very funny. But the speed at which he ran was not slow, and he disappeared with a whoosh.