Chapter 449 Extra Episode 13: Landman Observation Diary

"It's an interesting creature, I call it: a 'couple', and it's a very common creature on the ground, usually we see it in colleges and universities.

Couples are very beautiful, the male is called a boyfriend, and the female is called a girlfriend.

The creatures like lovers like to live in a place called 'network'. They move to the 'network' through a tool called 'mobile phone', and communicate with a tool called 'chat machine'.

This creature is most commonly found in dark and damp places such as small woods, libraries, deserted grasslands, and damaged street lights.

Peace-loving creatures like lovers usually don't fight for territory, but once a creature called "Little Three" intervenes, one of the lovers will become aggressive. And when a couple is separated by a creature called mistress, the one who stays will form a new couple with mistress, and the person who left will also form a new couple with a creature called 'spare tire'. Of course, it is also possible to completely change into a strange creature called a 'singleton'.

A small number of lovers will evolve into a creature called a "husband and wife" after experiencing various hardships such as "house", "car" and "betrothal gifts". These creatures are completely different from lovers. They need to live in a kind of "husband and wife". In the nest of the family, a creature called a "baby" is born in the nest. Under the nurturing of the husband and wife, the baby will eventually go through four stages of transformation: "infant", "children", "youth", and "adulthood". , and form a new couple with another person. "

This is a man from the sea who is using knowledge vending to learn new knowledge, but with the sound of "click!", his learning is stopped.

He frowned: "What are you doing? You are wasting my money!"

The one who interrupted the male seaman was a female seaman. The female seaman said: "I'm going to land soon, what's wrong with wasting some sea currency? When we come back, we can get a lot of money!"

The two kept talking, constantly consuming air, so they kept paying the currency of the sea people.

The male seaman asked, "What do you want me for?"

The female underwater man said, "Three hundred years have passed since the incident on the ground. We are going to replace the other two observers, but I have not been able to contact them!"

"Boring!" The man said angrily, "Just because of this kind of thing bothers me, it's fine if we can't get in touch, we don't need to get in touch with them, it doesn't matter to us whether they are dead or they don't plan to go back to the bottom of the sea, we We just need to complete our mission and return to the bottom of the sea!"

The female underwater man glared at the male underwater man: "What are you talking about? We need the previous observer to provide us with housing and popularize human common sense, otherwise how would we survive on the ground?"

The male seaman also seemed to understand the seriousness of the problem. He said, "I remember that the names of the two observers are Wei Tong and Li Xiu, right? I can't get in touch with traditional methods, so I need to use that epic prop." ?"

The female seaman shook her head: "Let's go to the surface first, there may be less interference there."

"Cut!" The male underwater man cursed in a low voice, and then went to the surface of the sea with the female underwater man.

The female sea person asked, "What were you studying just now?"

The male underwater man replied: ""Landman Observation Diary" is about to go to the surface, so I want to check the information."

The female underwater person reacted: "Oh, that, isn't that a book written by a professor of anthropology, but he left the sea for only five days, did he really see the whole picture of the people on land?"

The male seaman said: "The changes in the land environment are not suitable for us to survive. I am really unlucky to have to stay in such a place for a hundred years!"

"puff!"

The two underwater people left the sea in some kind of underwater vehicle, and they began to fly to the nearest continent. The current earth has not been stopped by time, and Wei Huo is only in the sixth grade of elementary school.

"Contact the observer!" the male seaman urged.

The female seaman frowned: "I still can't get in touch! It's strange, did they encounter any accidents?"

The male seaman sneered and said, "If you encounter an accident in a place like land, you deserve it if you die!"

The female underwater person said dissatisfiedly: "They are also our compatriots, how can you say that? Oh, wait, we got in touch, and we still have to leave the sea!"

The vehicles of the two of them flew into the sky, and then flew towards a certain direction. Soon, they landed on a small island, which was only a few hundred square meters, and it was bare with nothing on it. , but at last there was only one person standing on the island.

The two seamen got off the vehicle, and the female seaman said, "Senior, we are here to replace your observers!"

The man was a middle-aged man, he turned around, and then said: "It shouldn't be time yet."

The female seaman said: "Because we haven't been able to contact you, we plan to come up to check the situation. After all, we need to exchange information. If we can't find you, we will be in trouble!"

The middle-aged man handed out a note: "Take this."

"What is this?" asked the female sea-dweller.

The middle-aged man said: "An address, you can go there when the time is up, where you can find the information you need."

The male seaman said coldly: "What is your attitude? The handover procedure is originally a rule among observers. If you are so perfunctory and careful, I will tell the Observer Association."

The middle-aged man said: "Whatever, I won't go back to the bottom of the sea."

The two seamen were taken aback, and the male seaman even asked, "Do you know what you're talking about?"

The middle-aged man said: "I know very well."

The male seaman sneered: "Ah, that's the way it is, it doesn't matter anymore, since you don't fulfill your duties as observers, then we can take over for you as soon as possible, right, come to land earlier, finish the 300 years earlier, and then return to my seabed, I won't stay in a ghostly place like the land!"

Unlike the male underwater people, the female underwater people noticed something wrong, and she asked, "Why? Why don't you go back to the bottom of the sea?"

The middle-aged man said: "I won't tell you the specific reason, Li Xiu and I are going to the starry sky!"

The male seaman said, "Wait, what do you mean?"

The middle-aged man said: "I will not go back to the bottom of the sea. Although I can get a huge sum of money as an observer for three hundred years, it is meaningless to me. I can't live in a world where I have to pay for breathing." Survive, I'm a loser in that world anyway, but I prefer it here on land."

The man at the bottom of the sea seemed to want to say something, but the middle-aged man's cell phone rang suddenly, and when he answered the phone, a naive Zhengtai voice rang out: "Dad, the teacher wants us to bring school uniform money and vaccine fees; Dad, teacher They want us to prepare a handmade product; Dad, the teacher wants us to make an ecological ball; Dad, the teacher said that I can’t remember my last name, can I have my mother’s last name?"

Middle-aged man: "."

The two sea people looked surprised and confused, they said: "Father? Wei Tong, you."

The middle-aged man said: "The situation is like this, you all understand, I am very busy now, so I will go first, goodbye!"

After speaking, the middle-aged man soared into the sky and flew into the distance.