Chapter 827: The Poison Master Wants to Be a Professor

Because Linyin wanted to smoke and was going to be on duty in Sea of ​​Hillis, so she took a step ahead.

Xu Yang checked the homework of Xu Cheng and Pao Pao, and found that it was not good.

"It's not okay to go on like this." Xu Yang shared his worries with Baby Lila.

"They have at least 200 years to live, and they can't get a college degree until they are 60 years old." Baby Lila comforted Xu Yang.

"Then she will be a fool for a long time, that's not okay." Xu Yang was worried, he couldn't let Xu Cheng be looked down upon.

"Then give it a proper reminder, but most children of this age won't listen to it." Baby Lila said.

"The grades are so bad that I can't even go to middle school." Xu Yang warned them after class.

"Woooo..." Bubble was sad.

"It's no big deal! Elder sister Linyin has left me several million." Xu Cheng's morale was in full swing.

Xu Yang thought that Linyin had prepared a large-capacity account for Xu Cheng back then, because he saw that Xu Cheng was a little fool and worried that the little fool would not be able to support himself, so he set it up. Unexpectedly, now it just happened to be Xu Cheng's reason for not working hard.

"Although all the general education courses are taught in the school, you still have to try your best to master them." Xu Yang said.

"But for mathematics and so on, it would be good to let Zhi Xingniang answer it. And the memorization, why do I have to memorize it? They are all things that can be found in a search, why bother to put them in my mind? It’s enough for Zhixing Niang to recite it.” Xu Cheng patted himself on the head.

"I'm happy to answer your questions! Provide all-round support!" Zhixing Niang was very satisfied when she heard that they wanted to consult artificial intelligence.

"There is no way to live in this way, and everything can be handled by artificial intelligence." Xu Yang said.

"Isn't that the case?" Xu Cheng was puzzled, "Everyone is using robots, so let the robots think and work."

"Then don't you want to be a pilot? From now on, AI will be driving, so you won't have the chance to fly a plane." Xu Yang reminded.

"That's out of my control. Isn't sister Zhixingniang running the Shenhui now?" Xu Cheng didn't care, and argued hard with his father.

Xu Yang was somewhat drawn in by Xu Cheng.

Xu Cheng has faced a highly developed world since he was born, and Xu Yang has sheltered him from the wind and rain. When Xu Yang was growing up, the technology was not as advanced as it is today, and he had no parents since he was a child, so the concepts of the two generations were very different.

"But all of this, including the existence of Weaving Star Girl, other AIs, and other robots, is not all to make yourself better? They are not the reason for you to stay where you are." Xu Yang reminded.

"The test given by the virtual school is too stupid. The test should be opened. Let us see what we can't, and then copy it from the book. This way, the score will be good. I also know what to study. It's the best of both worlds. If I open a school, I will I will do that." Xu Cheng said happily.

"Yes, as long as a brain-computer interface and a memory storage unit are installed in the brain, the knowledge accumulated over the years can be learned in a few hours." Zhixing Niang added fuel to the flames.

"Then all human beings are lazy." Xu Yang felt helpless about this lazy future. Many people became increasingly decadent in the support of machines and advanced AI, and lost their enterprising spirit and pioneering spirit.

"Maybe you should study hard? You shouldn't read those articles anymore." Pao Pao weakly persuaded Xu Cheng.

"What article?" Xu Yang was curious.

Xu Cheng took his father to read a series of articles on education written by a witch named Poison Master.

Poison Master emphasized how unfortunate it is for ordinary people to study hard. They spend their precious ten years of life in their long school careers, while rich kids can download compressed knowledge files in just a few minutes, and the efficiency of absorbing knowledge is almost as good as that of normal people. more than a thousand times.

Therefore, the best way is to lie flat, give up competition, and have nothing to do with the world. The world has always been a playground for the rich, and ordinary people just need to make do with it and spend their lives leisurely.

"Her self-rescue association was bankrupt by herself, because everyone was sitting on the mountain, so it collapsed." Xu Yang didn't think so.

"Ah, but Sister Poison Master is my idol!" Xu Cheng clasped his hands together, his eyes sparkled, "I don't want to study anymore! Studying is so hard!"

"The bad influence on young people is immeasurable..." For Xu Cheng to work hard, Xu Yang opened the poison master's box and went to find her.

Poison Master lived in a luxury apartment on the coast of Shangjing. She opened the door to greet her in her pajamas. The dark purple nightgown wrapped around her bold body looked extraordinarily charming. Although she was not tall, she had a very top-notch figure. , very texture, people can't wait to pinch.

"What wind brought you here." The poisoner said with a smile while holding a cup of coffee.

"This kid said that he would have a bright future if he didn't study, and that he was inspired by you." Xu Yang hugged Xu Cheng.

Xu Cheng giggled, and Pao Pao stood behind Xu Yang and pulled the corner of his clothes.

"Books must be read," Poison Master said disapprovingly, "otherwise how would you make money?"

"Quack? Money?" Xu Cheng opened his eyes wide.

"Can Nistor also lower the price of the yacht, I bought this apartment and bought a yacht, and the money is almost gone. I can only write some harsh articles to make ends meet." Poison Master laughed.

"Gah...the cruel reality of society!" Xu Cheng studied humbly.

"Yes, little fool, you have to be very smart, and then package your radical views to disturb the public's psychology and capture their emotions." The poison master twirled his fingers on the top of Xu Cheng's little nose, "Finally? , A child like you who doesn't like studying will love what I write."

"Crap!" Xu Cheng lightly bit the poison master's finger.

"I'm afraid writing articles is not enough to maintain the current life." Xu Yang felt that the poison master had never done a serious job.

"Yes, so I hope Mr. Xu can help me a bit." The poison master turned his eyes around Xu Yang.

"It depends." Xu Yang put Xu Cheng down.

She walked around the Poison Master's exquisite living room, which was in a new island style, with modern lanterns and a wooden synthetic table in the middle, all of which were expensive.

Xu Cheng took off his shoes, and felt the itchy touch of the new tatami with his little feet.

"It's the distribution system in the information center of Nisto Company - I want to find a job, I want to find a job as a teacher in Witch Academia, but every time I visit the information center, it pops up an interface to persuade me to work in the scientific research department, Of course I know that the scientific research department is the most 'suitable' for me, but I still want to go to the academy, how can I let the machine send me to the academy?" Poison Master frowned.

"The purpose of the design of the information center is to let people go to the most suitable place, the place that is most in line with their nature. If you go to the academy, it will drive a large group of little witches to stop studying. I think the information system is quite right. Yes." Xu Yang said.

"Please, just check the background records for me, how can I find a job in the academy?" Poison Master was looking forward to it.

"Can't you directly apply for a job with the Witch Department? Although Nistor's information center can directly give you a letter of introduction and a quota, the Witch Department and the Academy Council are also very convenient." Xu Yang said.

"I've always maintained a relatively distant relationship with the Witch Department, so it's really embarrassing to suddenly ask them for help," said the poisoner.

"Where's the witch's dream?" Xu Yang suddenly thought of Faroza's mechanism.

"It's too troublesome, I haven't moved since I've been sleeping." The poison master didn't think so.

"Then you can also lie down in reality."

"No way, the apartment still has 25 installments of the loan, and the yacht owes a lot. I have to find a way to fill the hole. Otherwise, I can only sell the poison to the black market." The poisoner said innocently.

"I remember you were not like this before." Xu Yang said.

"I want to bring down the company, but Nisto Corporation is on top of me. Tell me, do you want me to defeat Nisto Corporation? Forget it, I am no longer as reckless as before. In Nisto The most important thing is to live well under the protection of the company." Poison Master sighed.

To live within the order of the company, one has to live like a company member——!

"...It seems that the information center wants you to write some papers on toxicology, poison magic teaching, and pedagogy. After submission, the multi-eyed demon branch will review, and then you may be 'assigned' to the academy by the information center Go." Xu Yang checked the internal mechanism.

"Ah, I also saw this reminder the other day, and I thought it was just kidding me." The poison master laughed dumbfoundedly.

"You have to work hard, there are many other witches in the poison sequence. Let's start writing now." Xu Yang said.

Just do it, Poison Master started the liver thesis in her luxurious apartment.

Xu Cheng volunteered to stay and help with simple tasks such as printing materials.

"Quack? Are you studying hard just to make money?" Xu Cheng stood on tiptoe to watch the poison master work hard, collecting information and writing papers.

"Yeah, money is very important." Poison Master raised her hand to her chest, with the palm facing up, and bent her thumb and index finger into a circle, which was a gesture for money.

"Money, money, money, money, money~" Xu Cheng also imitated the gesture of money and compared his hand to the shape of a coin.

"Without money, it is difficult to move forward." The poisoner said meaningfully.

"I have millions." Xu Cheng was happy.

"What's that? Really great technology and exclusive fun cost more money. Don't you want your own luxury shuttle? You've always lived in Dad's machine, and you'd like to have your own machine." The poison master wrote furiously.

"My own shuttle..." Xu Cheng's eyes lit up, excited by the idea.

"Yes, you have to have your own luxury shuttle. In that case, wow, millions of dollars will be gone. Then the subsequent engine maintenance, charging and fuel costs are about the same as buying a new shuttle. Ah! This world is It’s so exciting that people can’t help but want to spend it. Imported luxury goods, clothes and jewelry, and mobile phones that are updated every three weeks. It’s too expensive to spend money. The underlying logic is to tell you to spend your last penny." Poison Master said.

"Quack." Xu Cheng felt quite strange, it was best to be a rich man.

Poison masters write papers during the day, and continue to write articles criticizing education at night, and contact members of the self-help association in the past to raise some funds.

"Didn't you tell the children to study hard? Why are you still writing these articles to persuade everyone not to study?" Xu Cheng stood on a stool and helped the poison master massage his shoulders.

"Huh..." Poison Master closed his eyes and rested his mind, "What you write to make money may not necessarily conform to your true thoughts, or the true thoughts you express often cannot make money."

"You are too dishonest." Xu Cheng said.

"This is reality." Poison Master nodded disapprovingly.

"Quack, the real world." Xu Cheng studied hard.

The poison master was silent for a while.

"I didn't tell your father about many things. In fact, it was the association of self-help people. Many people asked me to refund the membership fee. I tried to return it to them. As a result, there was indeed a problem with the capital chain. Now the bank is in a hurry to pursue it. So ah No matter what, you can’t get a loan. Banks are bastards who borrow umbrellas on sunny days and take them away on rainy days. You must pay attention to managing your own wealth. No matter how powerful artificial intelligence is, it can’t save human irrationality.” Poison Master told Xu Cheng.

"Gah!" Xu Cheng humbly learned, the bank is too bad, blow up the bank.

The poison master wrote a thesis and submitted it, and then gave a bottle of poison to Xu Yang's family as a gift. As for whether he can successfully join the Witch Academy as a witch professor, it depends on the follow-up quality inspection.

Strangely, Xu Cheng began to study hard from then on, and took the initiative to find opportunities to make up lessons, and his grades improved greatly. It seems that there is hope for entering junior high school.

"Are you studying for money?" Xu Yang chatted with Xu Cheng, "In that case, you will go astray."

Xu Cheng put his feet together and raised his right hand to salute Xu Yang.

"It's tiring to study for money, and dishonest to study for the harsh reality. But I want to be a child that my dad will be proud of! So, I'm going to middle school! Quack!" she said.