Chapter 746 Unequal Treaty [Second Update! ]
Immediately, a realization came to a certain cat's mind: This guy, he didn't mean that, did he? ! !
"I'm a cat, at least that's what it looks like! Have you ever seen a cat eating steamed buns?" The second-rate guy really wanted to slap the plate of steamed buns on Ye Xiao's face.
Who is the second-rate person?
Actually feeding a newborn cat steamed buns...
Only the purest idiots can do this.
"Secret!" Ye Xiao said.
The idiot lowered his ears and ignored him, pretending he didn't hear it.
"Secret!" Ye Xiao shouted again.
Still ignored.
Ye Xiao seemed to be half addicted and kept shouting.
"Second goods!" "Second goods!" "Second goods!"...
This is the name I gave you, your master. If you dare not agree, I will keep calling you.
Until you say yes.
Let’s see who is more stubborn than whom? !
When Ye Xiao finally called seventy-nine times, the second-rate guy finally raised his head, and let out a "meow" sound with all his strength and helplessness. It finally figured out that if he didn't agree, this guy would not say anything to him and just call him by his name until the end of time!
That's all, I'm afraid of you...you're a stubborn person!
"Secret!" Ye Xiao shouted again.
"Meow." The idiot quickly agreed with his head downcast.
Master, please stop shouting. Even if you don’t mind it, I will collapse...
"You idiot, are you hungry? Do you want to eat steamed buns? You don't eat steamed buns? Is it because you're not hungry or you don't eat steamed buns?" Ye Xiao asked.
"Meow……"
"You can't just meow. You have to make it clear whether you want to eat or not. If you don't tell me clearly, how can I know whether you are eating or not? Only when you tell me clearly can I know who you are. To eat or not to eat…”
Damn it, how can this girl be so verbose? Do you dare to be more verbose? I can’t stand it!
"Meow meow!"
"Well, I know, you don't eat steamed buns, then you eat beef?"
"Meow?!"
"Eat mutton?"
"Meow?!"
"Eating pork?"
"Meow..." The second-rate guy was completely speechless.
I'm going crazy, I'm going crazy, why would I have such a master?
God, please open your eyes and let down a lightning bolt of annihilation to kill this bastard!
Ye Xiaowu kept asking with great interest: "How about eating horse meat?"
"Meow~~~~" Erguo covered his face with his two paws and turned his stomach in pain. My belly is bulging; I really don’t know what to say.
Besides meat... can you say anything else? Can Mu Neng? !
"Eat donkey meat?" Ye Xiao asked enthusiastically.
"Meow~ow~"
"Holy crap, why are you so difficult to take care of? You won't eat this or that. What on earth do you eat? Human flesh?" Ye Xiao asked seemingly crazy.
The idiot finally couldn't stand it any longer, and suddenly a grunt stood up, staring at Ye Xiao with very humane eyes full of disdain, and said softly: "Idiot! I eat fish! Eat fish meat!"
Ye Xiao immediately slapped him: "You know how to talk but didn't say it earlier? Meow, meow, meow! Are you trying to show off your personality with me?!"
The idiot was caught off guard and was slapped to the ground. He rolled several times with a grunt. He was stunned for a moment, and then all the hair on his body exploded.
"Meow~~~" The idiot's anger arose from his heart and turned to his courage, and his fury was soaring to the sky!
You dare to hit me.
Just when he was about to get angry, Ye Xiao slapped him again: "What are you meowing for? You still refuse to obey when I hit you? You dare to show your teeth to me, don't you? Can't you talk normally? You have to meow... who can Do you understand your meowing? Believe it or not, I changed your name to cat shit!"
Hearing this, Mr. Erhuo became even more furious. He jumped up and waved his two little paws, showing his indignation. He also meowed with excitement; however, he was immediately grabbed by Ye Xiao. The fur on the back of his head was pulled all over.
As a result, a certain cat suddenly turned into an empty sack, hanging limply in the air, with all four claws hanging down, like a prisoner who had committed a crime and was waiting for trial.
This is the most vulnerable part of a cat's body. Once someone grabs the piece of fur on the back of the neck, it's extremely powerful and impossible to use.
The bastard was picked up by Ye Xiao, and the arrogance of his teeth and claws that was about to explode suddenly turned into a pitiful and cute little one. He lowered his little head, but kept turning his eyes upward, wanting to see Ye Xiao's face and express his feelings. Willingness to beg for mercy.
I am really too careless...
Ye Xiao held Erguo in his hand and dangled it, and tapped Erguo's wet little nose with one finger again and again: "Are you still meowing? Tell me, are you convinced? Are you convinced? How dare you get angry with the owner! Are you going to change your name to Cat Shit?”
The idiot's limbs were drooping and his head was drooping. His vitals were being held. Not only was he unable to struggle at all, he was pitifully unable to move at all, just like a salted fish that had been dried and hung up...
Huh... I think of salted fish;
The second-rate guy was suddenly being carried like this and was drooling.
"Meow meow... I want to eat fish... I will eat fish meat..."
Erhuo was already bursting into tears at this moment.
"Tell me, are you convinced yet?" Ye Xiao asked.
"Meow~~" A certain cat said pitifully.
"Are you convinced? Still not convinced?"
"Meow……"
Under the strong coercion of Marshal Ye, the idiot signed the treaty humbly.
For example, he must be obedient, for example, he must obey his master; for example, when there is no one around, he can speak with his mind even if he does not open his mouth, but he must not meow!
On the contrary, when there are people around, he must meow! He cannot speak!
There are also several other clauses like this, many unequal jumps...
Ye Xiaoyi used his remaining courage to pursue the enemy, and took advantage of the victory to sign all the conditions he could think of into a treaty.
Later, even the unbelievable and completely unpresentable conditions such as "give the delicious food to the master first! Give the fun things to the master first..." were forced to be agreed by the idiot...
Even after being put down by Ye Xiao, the idiot was still listless, curled up on the ground and pretended to be dead.
I regret it, meow...
How could someone treat the lovely me like this? !
This guy is so hateful, meow...
Ye Xiao didn't care about the little guy pretending to be dead, and casually held him in his hands and stroked him. No matter how he teased him, the idiot just didn't raise his head or open his eyes. Humph, you offended me so badly, I don't want to pay attention to you!
This meow is also a dignified meow!
It shrank in Ye Xiao's arms with lifeless eyes, and a snow-white paw unconsciously combed its whiskers; it looked sick and motionless, but in its heart it was thinking: What should I use, what means should I use, to take back my sovereignty?
Is it possible?
Is there any hope?
Meow...I am so worried...