Chapter 1951 Such a Father and Son
Bai Yutian was like a huge bear king at this moment, sitting on the throne, looking down from a high position, looking at his son below, originally full of admiration, but after such a glance, he was not angry at all!
His son Bai Chen did not come to the audience alone. Surprisingly, there were two women beside him!
"Bastard!" The Emperor slapped the table: "Bai Chen! You little bastard! What the hell are you going to do? What the hell do you want to do! Do you really want to piss me off to death? !”
"Cough cough cough..." Dongtian Prime Minister Dongfang Youmeng and General Ximen Wusheng on the other side coughed repeatedly: "Your Majesty, please leave."
I have to retreat.
He calls his son a little bastard, but he calls himself Lao Tzu.
Does that mean you are a bastard or a bastard? ?
Even old foxes like Dongfang Youmeng and Ximen Wusheng, who have survived for hundreds of thousands of years, feel that their hearts can't bear it anymore.
His Majesty is not so irritable on weekdays. What's going on?
Forget it, this is always His Majesty's housework, let's not get involved. At this juncture, if you do more, you will make more mistakes, if you do less, you will make fewer mistakes. If you don't do it, it's good. If you leave quickly, it's serious!
"Why retreat? Where do you two old guys want to go? Don't you two know what those damn guys have pushed me to?" Emperor Dongtian glared: "Why don't you hurry up and help me? Teach this traitor a lesson!"
"Ahem..." The Prime Minister and the General rolled their eyes hard: "It is really inconvenient for us and the subordinates to participate in His Majesty's family affairs!"
"You all stand there for me and are not allowed to leave!" Emperor Dongtian was furious: "My son is disobedient, my wife is disobedient, why, now you don't even listen to me!? This is to collectively create this emperor. What's wrong!"
"Ahem, cough...I obey..." The prime minister and the general lowered their heads. The Emperor Dongtian had already said so. Besides, resigning was just to make it clear that he would not give the emperor face, which was not a good idea.
"Tell me, why are you here?" Emperor Dongtian calmed down and asked with a stern face.
There is nothing better than a father who knows his son. Emperor Dongtian is very familiar with his son's urinary properties. He is a typical master who does not go to the Three Treasures Hall for anything!
"My son has not seen his father for a long time, but he misses him so much. I came here specifically to see him today," Bai Chen said.
"Fuck your mother!" Emperor Dongtian was so angry that he blew his beard and glared. He slapped the table, making both the prime minister and the general tremble.
Is this a conversation between father and son? And it was also a conversation between a great emperor and a prince?
Isn’t this a bit too low-priced? !
Your Majesty is usually very well-behaved, but why is it that every time he sees the Fourth Prince, he is easily aroused and becomes so angry that he becomes very angry?
"You little bastard, little bastard!" Emperor Dongtian gasped, his eyes as wide as a bell: "You actually dare to say with red lips and white teeth that you missed me? You really farted seventeen or eight times in a row! It's been a long time! See you? It’s really been a long time, you little bastard, it’s been a long time since you left home? Why did you miss me?”
He slapped the table, and his anger surged like a mountain: "Tell me, tell me, do you still have your father in your eyes! Do you still have your mother?"
"My child is really thinking about me all the time. I burn incense sticks three times in the morning and evening, kowtow three times in the morning and evening, and wish my father, queen and mother eternal life and longevity as long as the sky." Bai Chen said quietly.
"Wow..." Emperor Dongtian almost fainted from anger: "You rebellious and unfilial son! You still burn incense three times in the morning and evening, and kowtow three times in the morning and evening... You, you, you... you are treating me as a spiritual throne. Did you pay tribute? You bastard! Are you trying to piss me off?"
"Father really thinks too much, how dare a child have such thoughts." Bai Chen lowered his head and said: "Also, father is also extremely angry..."
"boom!"
Finally, he couldn't hold it back anymore. The angry Emperor Dongtian slapped him again. This time, the white jade table case in front of him was not as lucky as the previous two times. I’ve been mad at you for a long time, right?”
"How dare you have such rebellious thoughts, kid?"
"Where do you dare? I think you dare to go anywhere! Very brave! How dare you!"
Emperor Dongtian was like an enraged lion, striding back and forth. His manic aura made the prime minister and general standing aside feel chills in their hearts. They shrank back desperately, trying to calm it down. Sense of one's own existence.
"Hurry up and get serious, why are you here today?" Emperor Dongtian rolled his eyes and tried hard to calm down the anger surging in his heart: "Don't say anything about missing me anymore, I feel like vomiting after hearing this!"
"This..." Bai Chen hesitated to speak.
"What are you doing?!" His Majesty the Emperor of Dongtian couldn't help but get angry and wanted to rush forward again: "If you have something to say, just say it! If you have something to say, just let it go! Can you please be more relaxed?!"
"In front of the father, the child only dares to talk and dare not fart." Bai Chen lowered his head.
"Let your mother go..." Emperor Dongtian held his breath in his throat and almost couldn't come up. His eyes almost protruded from his sockets. He stared at Bai Chen as if he wanted to eat someone. After a long while, he exhaled fiercely, and then he reacted with anger. Laughing: "Okay, okay...Bai Chen, Lord Bai, you are so promising and awesome now...You don't take me seriously now, do you?"
"Father, I praise you so much, how dare you, kid!"
"I..." The Great Emperor of Dongtian finally couldn't help but rushed down, shook his hand and slapped Bai Chen, "slap" and hit him dozens of feet away, "bang" and hit the pillar.
The Great Emperor rushed up again and started to attack him: "You use this kind of breath again! If you give me this half-dead bastard look again, you will give me..."
Pa pa pa pa, all the sounds of flesh hitting each other...
"I will beat you to death today! Just pretend that I never gave birth to you, a little bastard! You you you..."
The Great Emperor of Dongtian was really mad at this son...
For a long time, the ravaged Bai Chen, Mr. Bai, had his clothes torn and bruised. His handsome face had turned into a pig head, and blood was flowing from the corner of his mouth. He looked extremely miserable.
After venting his anger, the Emperor of East Heaven came back with his hands behind his back, and said coldly: "If you don't say anything, get out!"
When he turned around, he saw Wan'er and Xiu'er staring at Bai Chen with concern and heartache, and he couldn't help but feel a surge of anger, wishing to have another round of sex with his son.
"I heard that your two girls..." The sharp eyes of the Emperor of East Heaven looked at Wan'er and Xiu'er fiercely like a vulture in the desert: "What are called Wan in the Clouds, what is called Tianshang Zhixiu?"
Bai Chen wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth quietly, and responded slowly: "Yes, these are the two names, the names of my son are not bad, right?!"