Chapter 1868 The First Young Master of Jiuyou
The little red thing trembled all over and couldn't speak: "You, you, you...Tata, he, he, he..."
"What the hell!" The young man in plain clothes shouted, and in an instant his plain clothes turned into black robes. He said angrily: "Tell me quickly, what is going on? I gave that woman eternal blessings. You led her into the heaven beyond the sky; you even taught her the way to immortality, the Qitian method; just to sacrifice his soul and form an alliance with me from now on... But you didn't do anything and just let that kid in. ? Wouldn’t it make my plan fail before it even started! You bastard, are you going to piss me off?”
The little red thing's face became increasingly ugly, and he no longer even dared to cry loudly. He could only whimper and tremble.
"Say!" The young man in Su Yi... well, now in black clothes shouted; a sinister and terrifying aura appeared on his body.
As soon as this gloomy aura appeared, the entire world immediately changed. The originally normal world was instantly dyed with a layer of gray and white!
"No, no, no..." the little red thing cried again: "God, please forgive me... I have no choice but to do it... That damn pretty boy can't do anything to me. He doesn't want to discuss it with me. Wait. I made a request, but first he insulted and slandered me, and then peed on me... I was so angry... he, he, he... and even more than that, he threatened me... when he finished. You have to urinate and poop on me... You are so despicable and shameless, you are so mean, you really have no good intentions... Oh oh... I can't help it either..."
"Poop...pee?" The young man in black staggered, almost fainted, and his voice changed: "What you said is true...this guy really dares to pee on you...and also poops on you. ?...Well, that's not right, just for this reason...you put him in!"
Even though this young man in black has an extremely high level of cultivation that is hard to find any rival in the universe, he couldn't help but be instantly confused when he heard this reason!
At this moment, he even felt a long-lost dizziness!
What's the reason for this?
Is this also a reason?
But what is the reason? !
Isn't this too weird?
The little red thing cried out in deep grievance: "I really can't help it, Great God, I...I, I, I...ever since I got that world, I have been a clean, pure existence. Unexpectedly, To be so defiled and humiliated by that nasty and sleazy pretty boy... Such shame and humiliation made me...let me..."
"What a disgrace and humiliation..." The young man in black immediately staggered again, rolled his eyes, and was dumbfounded. After a long time, he came back to his senses and started to yell: "You're so clean! You're so clean! You're so clean, your sister! You're as clean as a hammer! You're as clean as a wool..."
All kinds of curse words flowed out of the mouth of the young man in black like the Yangtze River in an endless stream; for two or three hours, there was no pause at all, and even the sentences were composed of words. There is no duplicate!
With such a powerful scolding skill, I believe that even if Mr. Ye is in front of him, he will definitely bow down and be amazed!
"You the hell dare to talk to me about shame? About humiliation? You the hell think you look like a rock and you can be so smelly and hard? Aren't you just a piece of grass?" The young man in black He was furious: "What does it mean to urinate on you? Shitting on you is obviously adding fertilizer to you! Is that good for you? You bastard, do you know that you ruined my good deeds?" …”
The little red thing had its head drooped, but it still had a resigned expression on its face, not daring to speak out if it had any grievances.
"Damn it, all you know now is that you're wronged and angry! You're such a bastard! Do you know that you ruined my big plan like a waste of money? You, you, you... do you know? Let me add a huge opponent! Originally, I had planned it, and his fate cannot be changed, but as long as the soul is sacrificed and the blood is poured out, I will have a super strong brother from now on... This concerns me endlessly. The joy of life...but you, you...you bastard!"
The young man in black was extremely sad and angry: "Originally, an evil monarch came to trouble me every day, but more than a dozen monsters came one after another... Bastards, I can't do anything alone, you know? You know? As long as my plan succeeds this time. Now, not only is there a good show to watch, but this future master also has to become my natural helper, do you understand? In the end, just because of your slight discomfort, it will be gone as soon as you pee, it will all be gone... "
"I'm going crazy!"
The young man in black shouted and suddenly waved his hand.
Then...then thousands of shining stars in the surrounding sky were wiped out at the same time!
"The plan that has been laid out for so long was gone just because I took a pee..." The young man in black was speechless: "I'm really angry to death..."
The young man in black was indeed depressed to death.
According to his arrangement, even if Ye Xiao can finally open this space, the corresponding method he uses must require the blood of his soul, and as long as Ye Xiao takes the initiative to do so, it is equivalent to establishing a relationship with the young man in black. , then, even the ten people who have been paying attention to all this, there is nothing they can do about it.
It is a given, but variables change with people. The young man in black added a layer of variables. He did not force Ye Xiao, but if Ye Xiao gave in, it would have established a mutual affinity. This method is fundamentally related to a certain god. There is not much difference between the Wanyaoshan formation formed by the stick. At most, they are just arriving at the same destination from a different journey!
But who could have imagined that this guy would break the situation in such a direct, pure, and understated disgusting way?
I originally planned this step, but I spent a lot of effort to create the current alien space, and even taught Ye Xiao's daughter-in-law the art of reaching the sky; everything was just to establish a karma when this guy came to find his wife, and this was also that The only chance the guy gave me involved a bet...
Now, not only is everything in vain, but also, the bet has been lost!
The most typical thing is losing his wife and losing his troops.
"What the hell, this is no longer a matter of carelessness and the whole game is lost, okay? This blah blah is clearly a matter of sneaking into the trap..." The young man in black roared, and the sun and the moon dimmed and the sky and the earth changed color. : "I didn't expect...I didn't expect that this kind of thing would be done by my Jiuyou No. 1 Young Master..."
The young man in black became furious, and the little red thing was almost frightened out of his wits.
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