Chapter 1282 Are You a Man? [3rd Update]

If it is a super sect, the rules at the mountain gate are the most stringent, so there will naturally be no such laxity. However, in a place like the Tianya Ice Palace that is almost isolated from the world, except for the disciples of the sect, they can go in and out on their own, or perhaps The middle and senior leaders of the sect have returned from recruiting apprentices for training; no outsiders have come for many years; therefore, the task of "guarding the mountain gate" is actually the most boring and easiest task in the sect. Even if they are so lazy, they can pass the time by fighting each other. , and no one will comment.

The two little girls were fighting with each other in a lively and joyful manner; it is difficult to say that they were fighting each other, because the two of them used their swords in all kinds of strange ways, and they still laughed out loud from time to time. Rather than saying it is sword practice, it is better to say it is playing with treasures, which is more in line with the current situation.

Suddenly, a very gentle and clear voice came: "Excuse me, is this the Tianya Ice Palace?"

It turned out to be a man's voice!

The two girls screamed when they heard the sound, and jumped back into the gate like frightened quails. After a while, they stretched their heads furtively and looked out, their dark eyes moving smoothly.

When Ye Xiao saw this, he couldn't even laugh or cry.

This...is this the gatekeeper?

Are you really not here to show off your cuteness? !

Fortunately, it was me who came. If a ferocious beast or something really came... these two little girls would probably be frightened and fainted on the spot. Unknowingly, it turned into a meal, and they died inexplicably.

"You, you, you...are you a man?" The two little girls stared at Ye Xiao with extremely pure eyes, looking at Ye Xiao with some anxiety and curiosity, and asked a shocking question that even Ye Xiao could not imagine to death. .

"..." Ye Xiao had a black line on his head.

Do I look like a woman?

However, Ye Xiao really didn't know how to answer this straightforward question, so he could only nod.

"Wow, it's a man!" The two little girls actually jumped up, high-fived each other, and jumped for joy: "So this is the legendary man..."

Immediately, he rushed out, looked around Ye Xiao, and exclaimed: "So this is the so-called man... Let's take a look, let's take a look, how is it different from us?"

The two little girls looked at Ye Xiao longingly for a while, then asked weakly, "Man? Can we... touch you?"

Touch me?

Ye Xiao collapsed on the spot.

Touch? Can I touch it casually?

Where do you want to touch? What do you want to touch? Don’t you know whether men and women are intimate or not?

Seeing the two little girls opening their hands eagerly, obviously about to try Tantan's upper hand, Ye Xiao almost wanted to shout for help.

Heaven and earth, never would I have thought that I, the Laughing Monarch, and all the heroes in the world would be forced to do this by two little girls today. God’s will is unpredictable, and fate plays tricks on people!

With all sorts of emotions and desperation, he simply shouted: "Jun Yinglian! Come out quickly!"

This shout was not only extremely sudden, but also louder than thunder. The roaring sound only caused the snow from the surrounding mountains hundreds of miles away to crash down, like an avalanche coming suddenly.

The two little girls were startled when they saw such power. They jumped back a few steps with the word "hu", bit their ears and whispered: "The man's voice is really loud. I have heard that men are naturally stronger than women. It turns out that not only is he strong, he also has a loud voice..."

"No, look, when he raised his head and screamed, there was a lump popping up under his neck. We didn't have any. It's really ugly." Another little girl raised her head and touched her throat with her hand.

"Really... we really don't have one, luckily not!" Another one shouted as if he had discovered a new world.

"That's not all, his chest is so flat, it looks so awkward..." The little girl from before looked at herself proudly.

"That's right, how can I be so flat? Even the weakest among our sisters is taller than him. How can I outline my body curves when I'm so flat? Fortunately, I'm not a man. Otherwise, I would have hanged myself long ago. I wouldn't be able to live anymore!" "The other little girl curled her lips in disdain.

"But his skin is still good, smooth and delicate, and quite white..." One of the little girls quietly opened his clothes and looked at it, and breathed a sigh of relief: "But it's still not as white as me."

These words are really domineering. I don’t know if I am praising Ye Xiao or praising herself!

"Even you are whiter than him, so naturally you are not fairer than me." The other one also looked at her quietly.

Obviously, there is a mountain higher than the mountain, and they boast that they are more powerful. They are worthy of guarding the door together, and they have the same mentality.

"Hey, his waist is so thick. It's not as slender as ours, and it's so full that you can hold it." One comment was made.

"No, why does it have to be so rough? What can it be used for?" Another said with disdain.

"Hey, his butt is quite straight and upturned. I don't know how it feels to the touch. Does it feel good..."

"Really, it's really good. I really want to touch it..."

…

Ye Xiao couldn't listen anymore.

Is there any point in all this criticism? It seems that I didn’t get too excited, but my butt was already discussed...

I still want to touch it and see how it feels. !

What's wrong with my thick waist? Aren't men supposed to be strong and strong?

Help!

Fortunately, a moment later, countless figures flew over among the continuous pavilions and palaces in the palace.

I don’t know how many years it’s been since anyone dared to yell like this in the Tianya Ice Palace?

Let’s see who is so bold!

Only the figure in the front, with a face full of power and excitement, crossed hundreds of feet like a meteor chasing the moon, and landed in front of the gate of the Ice Palace in a flash.

It was also in front of Ye Xiao.

For a moment, Ye Xiao's eyes showed confusion and trance.

It seemed that at this moment, he returned to the scene in his memory...

Thousands of miles of ice and snow, thousands of miles of frost; a beautiful woman, white clothes white, hair like a waterfall, flew from afar, stood in front of him, and stared at him infatuatedly.

Ye Xiao's mind was inexplicably trance, and he couldn't tell the past from the present.

Jun Yinglian was standing quietly in front of him at this moment, watching his current appearance, with affection in his eyes; there was also a little surprise and surprise.

Brush, brush, brush, another seventeen or eighteen figures appeared in the scene, and everyone's eyes were fixed on Ye Xiao's face.

Suddenly, a series of exclamations rang out.

"Laughing Monarch?!"

"Ye Xiao?!"

"Oh my god..."

"Isn't he dead?"

"What's going on? Is he really resurrected?"

"Oh my god... am I dreaming..."

Everyone's eyes almost popped out, with panic, fear, terror, horror...all kinds of surprises.