Chapter 427 "Happiness List"
Today is June 4th, only 4 days have passed since the "Trick List" update, and 6 days have passed since the normal update time.
According to Annan’s statistics, the gospel has always been a sufferer of severe procrastination. For example, the “Art List” and “Family List” have a normal update cycle – they are delayed until the last second of the deadline.
There have been five times in the history of the Knitting Festival that the Knitting Festival was not updated until eight o'clock the next day. Each time, it caused panic in the whole gospel. Countless people could not sleep because they thought the gospel was broken and the Knitting Festival could not go on. This shows that the gospel has been delayed. It will also bring serious psychological shadow to the readers.
However, in contrast, the addition of the gospel has never happened once in history.
Not once.
At least among the ten knitting festivals counted by Annan, none of them have happened. At most, it will be updated on time at 0:00 on the same day. For the gospel people who are waiting for the update, this is already the mercy of God and the gift of fate. .
Therefore, when An Nan and Ban Ji saw the gospel popping up, their first reaction was not surprise, but panic!
Over the past few hundred years, we have tried mountains collapsing, rivers drying up, winter thunder crackling, summer blizzards, and even heaven and earth merging, virtual realms opening, and foreign lands invading, but we have never tried the gospel update!
Especially people like An Nan who work in offices. They are the ones who know the gospel best and know that the gospel must be followed according to the rules. Once the gospel breaks the rules, it means that this is an order from a higher level - an angel, or the Lord of God?
Although many thoughts passed through their minds, everyone opened the Gospels without hesitation and watched the latest masterpiece of the Gospel.
"Happiness List".
Ya Xiu and others looked at An Nan with admiration - although the eldest lady had shown her abilities many times, she was able to obtain accurate inside information every time. It really made people wonder whether An Nan was the gospel. illegitimate daughter.
"No. 10 on the "Happiness List": The happiest wedding"
"Introduction: Daphne Bonaba and Carlos Bonaba have been lovers for ten years. In the past ten years, after countless joys and sorrows, separations and hardships in life, the lovers finally got married. The day they got married in the Sky Garden, it was The end of their suffering is also the starting point of their happiness. Will they stay together forever, never be separated, and overcome countless difficulties... hurdles... with love? "
The fonts on the gospel suddenly became blurry, and there were even traces of smearing, as if someone was crudely modifying the history of the gospel weaving, and the more he smeared, the crazier he became, not only the introduction and list introduction, but even the entire page. Paint it a deep black, and then the red ink blends into the black, turning it into a very familiar name.
"Ash Hiss".
"Huh?" Ya Xiu greeted everyone's question with a blank look on his face, "Why are you looking at me? Look at Miss! Miss, why does my name appear on it? Is it a surprise you prepared!?"
"If I could do this, then your name should appear in the groom's place." An Nan said angrily: "Maybe it's because the gospel is updated halfway, and I think your wedding is happier... huh?"
The list suddenly transitioned to video material. The picture showed a sky garden in a second-story city. The sky was bright but not dazzling. Below was a magnificent and prosperous city. In the distance were snow-capped mountains. The landscape was as beautiful as a fairy tale world. Guests in the garden were dressed up, and the children were cute and well-behaved. As the band played, the colorful flowers rippled with rainbow colors, and the joy almost jumped out of the image and infected the audience.
"It looks so boring." Harvey said, "If it were my wedding..."
Ash felt that he had gradually caught up with the necromancer's thinking: "The location will be set in the cemetery?"
"How is that possible? I also have some common sense. The wedding must be held in a lively, passionate place with a lot of people." Harvey said seriously: "For example, on the battlefield after the war, corpses were everywhere, rivers of blood flowed, and the soil was soaked with blood. , the air is filled with obsession, it’s like the gap between life and death. It would definitely be very romantic if we could get married on the battlefield.”
Although Ash wanted to refute it, he thought about it carefully and found that getting married on a bloody battlefield seemed quite romantic...
"Dad, wake up!" Liz rushed over and shook him: "Don't listen, don't feel, don't think, or you will imitate the Necromancer faction!"
Hearing that he was about to study, Ash immediately woke up and quickly rubbed Liz's dog head twice to anchor his aesthetics. As expected of a necromancer who can control gods in the future, Harvey has become more and more arrogant recently, almost seducing Ash into the world of the dead with just a few words.
"The place is nice, but there are too many people." Igulla said calmly: "How many of those guests sincerely wish you well? What role do those children play besides causing trouble? The band is too noisy, so let's switch to piano playing It’s a nice home…”
"Are you planning your wedding with Anfil now?" Ashus asked, "Remember to send me an invitation."
Igulla glanced at him: "Don't worry, I will never let you appear on my guest list."
Liz asked: "Dad, what kind of wedding do you want?"
"To be honest, I don't like this lively ceremony. I feel like a sacrifice. If it were me, I would just skip it..."
"This is not possible!" An Nan and Liz unanimously rejected Ya Xiu's rebellious idea.
"Weddings are a very, very important moment. Most fairy tales end with weddings as a happy ending!" Liz said seriously.
"That's right!" An Nan said: "This is a once-in-a-lifetime event. If you miss it, you can't make up for it!"
"It may not be once in a lifetime..." Ya Xiu muttered.
At this time, the video data finally entered the wedding ceremony, and the couple wearing a princess wedding dress and a magician's dress entered the scene. The wedding ceremony in the gospel kingdom is also full of the influence of the gospel: both parties write their names on the cover of each other's gospel, and the names are preserved forever.
This step has no practical significance, and the gospel will not give the newlyweds a 20% discount on their consumption. However, in the gospel tradition, this is the highest level of trust. To give an analogy, that is, you use a couple's avatar in your friend circle, wear a wedding ring on your ring finger, have your lover's name tattooed on your back, and stamp "Quarantine Passed" on the qualified pig... In short, you can let everyone know about you by showing the gospel. We formed a team in the game of life.
When the newlyweds, who were stamped by the gospel and certified as the 'happiest', appeared in the video, everyone showed expressions of realization - although the man is handsome and the woman is beautiful, their facial features look very similar.
To put it simply, they are siblings who can be seen by anyone with a discerning eye.
Even in a gospel country with an open society, sibling love is a very sensitive area. Unless the family is rich enough to use miracles to adjust genes, even the gospel does not recommend reproduction.
From this point on, everyone understands that this wedding is indeed worthy of the description of 'the happiest' - not just others, but even the gospel will use various ingenious arrangements to break them up as much as possible, such as letting the sister meet a more suitable person. The target, let the younger brother be pursued by a more suitable girl, because in the original plan of the gospel, this is their 'better life'.
Their sufferings stem from their desire to break away from the shackles of the gospel. As long as they listen to the guidance of the gospel and obey the arrangements of the gospel, all the suffering will disappear and happiness will become readily available in an instant.
But they didn’t, so the gospel surrendered, and this future was the gospel’s advance payment of compensation.
The groom and the bride looked at each other. There was not the kind of love and sweetness in their eyes that could burn everything and melt everything, but it was not the calmness of looking at their family, but the only thing in the world in their eyes was each other, and everything else was dust - -If I have to say it, Harvey only has this look when he talks about the undead faction, and no one else can match it.
They are two unforgettable pieces of madness. When they can respond to each other, they become a happiness that even the gospel cannot help.
When the newlyweds sat on the stone table to exchange gospel books and picked up a pen to sign the cover of the book, the image data suddenly flashed past.
The next second, a sword suddenly split open the stone table in the hanging garden, and everyone was startled.
"To be honest, I don't like this lively ceremony. I feel like a sacrifice. If it were me, I would skip it directly and fast-forward to the intimate and intimate part of the ceremony. ""
Familiar voices, even familiar words, everyone subconsciously glanced at Ash.
Ya Xiu was still very calm: "It's true, I will give you a real-time review of the book."
"The hilt of the long sword was held by someone, and at some point a young man wearing a dark red windbreaker had appeared in the center of the garden. He looked around, but before he could speak, the guests around him screamed in panic. "Ash... Heath! "Immortal demon Hiss!" "The Lord of Disaster!" "The source of trouble!" "He is really resurrected!" ? ""
Hearing this speech, Ya Xiu and others felt a very subtle feeling in their hearts. However, before they could discuss it, the image changed dramatically again——
"A white mist-like ghost enveloped the entire wedding scene, and even the sunlight lost its warmth. A mist spirit came to Ash and turned into a homeless man wearing a cloak."
""Harvey, King of the Undead! "The guests were in chaos: "Even him coming, that means -" "
"A well-dressed guest suddenly walked up to Ash, took off his hat and glasses, revealing his smooth blond hair and dazzling handsome face. The moment he showed his face, a quarter of the guests suddenly took out their weapons and changed the door. , they raised the crow feather gloves on their left hands and guarded the other guests."
""Rusty Crow! The voices of the guests were trembling: "Why, why do the three giants of the doomsday appear here?" ""
Hey, what are the three giants of the apocalypse? Yaxiu can't hold back at all.
I, Ash, a good man, have done nothing, how come I am as famous as Igura and Harvey! ?