Chapter 1156 Interlude
Today’s camp is the Beyond Building, the former stronghold of the Beyond Sect. Because the Beyond Building was hidden deep under the earth, it luckily escaped the Doomsday of Sun Luo. Although all the internal measures were damaged and many floors collapsed, at least the floors near the ground were still intact and could be inhabited.
Ash briefly searched the Beyond Building before entering Hell yesterday, and planned to go deep into the collapsed floors in the afternoon to continue looking for traces of Igura and Harvey. The traces he had accumulated in the past two months had been exhausted in last night's exploration. Even if Ash wanted to immediately go to Fantasy Hell to find those two bastards, he had to be patient and save up the quota to explore Hell again.
It took three minutes to finish taking a shower. Ash wiped his hair with a towel and came to the hall. He saw Felix conducting experiments with several triangular conical flasks. Some of the liquids in the flasks were bubbling with pink bubbles, and some were emitting odor. Lemon-like yellow luster, some look like orange juice.
Ash approached curiously and asked, "Are you making potions?"
"yes."
He picked up an Erlenmeyer flask that looked like it contained juice and was about to go over to smell it: "What kind of potion is this? Does it taste good?"
"A potion that forces people to excrete madly and die." Felix said, "It shouldn't taste very good. I added urea."
As soon as she finished speaking, Ash retreated ten meters away, covered his mouth with a towel, and said nervously: "I think it is best not to conduct high-risk productions like yours in the hall."
"You're just kidding." Felix smiled: "I make real poisons in the wild. What you just took was an orange-flavored drink. Haven't you been complaining about running out of drinks these days? I'm trying to figure out how to make lemon tea. and orange juice.”
"Your joke succeeded in destroying my thirst for orange juice."
"Your love life has destroyed my beautiful imagination of love. I didn't say anything, so stop complaining." Felix said, "Come here, drink the orange juice, and give me some comments."
"You didn't say anything? I've been told by you several times that I've broken my defense, and you actually said you didn't say anything?!"
"Okay, okay, don't hold grudges like a child, come here and try the taste."
Seeing Ash's hesitant expression, Felix picked up the Erlenmeyer flask angrily and took a sip himself before putting it into Ash's hand. Ash looked at the mouth of the bottle and hesitated, "Why don't you give me a cup to avoid indirect kissing..."
Then Ash saw Felix's super disgusted expression of "I don't care what the hell you do", and felt that his majesty in her heart had been reduced a bit. He took a sip and commented: "It would be alright if it were iced."
"Try this lemon tea."
"It's a little bitter, I like it sweeter."
"Then I'll try black tea instead..."
Ash glanced at the conical flask with pink bubbles, took it over and smelled it: "What kind of drink is in this? It smells like flowers."
"Love potion."
"Oh, it turns out to be...ah!?" Ash was so frightened that he quickly put it down and blew out the breath he had just inhaled, "Why are you making a love potion?"
"Someone needs it."
"I don't need it!" Ash was angry: "You look down on me too much! I can still please them without love potions!"
Felix looked at him, wanting to speak but stopping, stopping talking but wanting to.
Ya Xiu was startled, and an unbelievable thought came to his mind: "This bottle of love potion...was ordered by someone else from you?"
"I advise you not to go into details." Felix said calmly: "A life without knowing anything will be much happier. But I can assure you that the love potion I made is healthy and positive. Even if you drink it all, you will not If you have any uncomfortable symptoms, if you use it in small amounts, it can effectively improve the quality of your relationship life.”
Ash put down the Erlenmeyer flask depressedly and asked, "How can I help you?"
"You haven't given me your report yet." Felix added various powders into the test tube: "Don't you like yesterday's photos?"
"It's not like you didn't see what was going on in my tent early this morning." Ya Xiu said angrily: "How can I comment on your photos?"
"Yeah, it's really hard to forget what happened this morning." Felix said quietly: "The impact on an ignorant girl like me is simply immeasurable. It's not that I don't know what happened to you last night, but I'm wrong The mistake was just a fluke, I thought you would be over after one night, but I didn't expect that your indulgence was far beyond my imagination. Even if Silver Lantern is your god, I still think you went a little too far, and you did it so early in the morning-- "
"I will comment on your photos now." Ash immediately turned on the light screen of the Miracle Bracelet: "I really regret talking to you about my love life. I am so embarrassed that I can dig out three bedrooms and one living room with my toes."
"How was it?" Felix asked.
Ya Xiu's expression was a little complicated. Two photos were displayed on his light screen. One showed a pure white saint wearing an eyepatch, lying on the ground covered in mud. The other looked like a seriously injured female warrior fleeing, with all her clothes damaged. Seven or seventy-eight, their skin is also stained with mud spots and stains.
It can be seen that the themes of both pictures are "dirty" and "battle damage", placing beautiful things in dirty places. Ash swore that he had never had this kind of interest before, but when he saw the selfie sent by Felix, he felt as if an area in his mind was activated, and his heart started pounding.
"……very nice."
"I know it looks good, but that's me." Felix said matter-of-factly: "The important thing is, do you have desires?"
"……have."
"According to the level of light, normal, and strong, what is it?"
"... Strong."
"Hmm." Felix opened his miracle bracelet to record, and said casually: "You have been giving strong more and more frequently recently."
That's because you are developing my interests more and more accurately!
Ash felt like a guinea pig in an experiment. Felix had figured out his physiological mechanism through the pornographic pictures, which was inexplicably embarrassing. In the past two months, Felix made him realize that he actually had so many hidden interests and hobbies. He didn't know that he was a pervert, but now he can't confidently refute it next time he is scolded.
In fact, after that long night, Ash thought that Sword Princess and the others would go to Felix to talk about selfies. Although Felix's original intention was good, his method was really weird. However, I don't know if Sword Princess and the others forgot or for other reasons, Felix's selfie plan went on as usual, and sent him various selfies of different styles every day.
Ash also sternly refused, saying that he and the operators already had a complete reward and punishment mechanism and did not need additional spellcasting materials. But Felix said, "You don't get bonus time every day, and every time you use my photo, it means they will suffer one less painful price of brain water" - she really knows how to seize every opportunity to be sarcastic to Ash.
"Do you want to customize the costume pose?" Felix asked, "I guess you might like me to act as the Supreme Star..."
"I beg you not to." Ash asked sincerely, "Is there any housework that needs me to do? If not, I will go to the ruins below."
"Mop the floor." Felix pointed to the mop: "I don't know how many days you will stay here, it's better to keep the floor clean."
"Okay."
"Wait, come here."
When Ash came over, Felix looked around to make sure there was no one, unzipped his coat, and showed Ash the inside of his lace underwear. Even if Ash looked away immediately, Felix got the reaction she wanted, zipped up slowly, and said cheerfully: "Okay, I understand, you go mop the floor."
Ash glanced at her unhappily and went to clean with the mop. He never stopped Felix. He wanted to watch only for a minor reason. The real reason was that he found that Felix seemed to enjoy this hobby.
She was obsessed with studying various clothing combinations, environmental decorations, light postures, and liked to capture her most amazing moments. Her selfie skills also improved rapidly. Since she had the hobby of taking selfies, Felix's mood has always been healthy and cheerful. Compared with the melancholy little animal in the previous period, she was a completely different person.
Traitorous to the country, hostile to the stars, and running around in a destroyed world for many days, even Ash had accumulated a lot of pressure in this situation, let alone Felix, a sanctuary magician? Since she found a hobby that could relieve her stress, Ash had no reason to destroy her little fun, even if she always used the reason of "it's all for the audience to watch", Ash also accepted it.
But today, Ash did begin to look forward to what surprises she would give him.
After mopping the floor all the way to the kitchen, Ash pushed the door in and saw the back of the pink-haired maid at first sight. Vichy was cutting vegetables and preparing ingredients on the kitchen counter. When she heard the voice, she glanced at him and continued to prepare lunch for today.
The team now had Vichy, Felix, and Deda Rose taking turns to cook. Everyone had different cooking preferences, so rotating every day could keep things fresh. Vichy was wearing a backless maid dress as usual, with pink curly ponytails hanging on both sides, and her straight legs in black stockings over the knees were pressed together without any gap.
Ash looked at her for a while, then went to mop the kitchen floor. While he was mopping, he suddenly turned Vichy around, put down the kitchen knife in her hand, and carried her to the kitchen counter in her blank eyes, so that her chest was naturally facing Ash's face, and Ash could enjoy her soft beauty as long as he buried his head in it.
Under Vichy's slightly nervous gaze, Ash went back to pick up the mop and mopped the floor where she had just stood.
"..." Vichy bit her lower lip in anger, wishing she could kick the bastard's head off.
"Wait, don't come down yet, it's not ready yet." Yaxiu reminded him, and after he mopped the kitchen floor, he put the mop aside and closed the door.
He put his hands on the edge of the kitchen counter and looked at Vichy who was sitting on the counter: "You were watching last night."
"I'm not in love," Vichy pouted, "I'm not interested in competing for your favor."
"But why do I feel like you are being excluded by them and can't even find a chance to trade." Ash sighed: "It's been two months, why haven't you, a ghost prophet, established a good relationship with them?"
"If you die immediately, I will definitely be able to establish a good relationship with them." Vichy crossed his legs and said unhappily: "Or you can untie my restraints and let me use some soul miracles to improve interpersonal relationships on them..."
"Don't even think about it." Ash said unhappily: "You are a demigod of soul prophecy, but you can't even see through other people's minds. I think you should just be a maid."
"Who said I can't see through other people's minds?"
"Really? Then why did I carry you to the kitchen counter?"
Isn't it to tease me... Vichy blinked and saw Ash looking at him with a smile on his face, his lips pursed tightly, looking a little embarrassed and a little compensatory.
"…Lunch time is in 45 minutes."
"Depending on your cooking speed," Ash said casually, "I'll decide how much time I'll add to celebrate the transaction."
"It'll take about 30 minutes." Vichy leaned close to his ear and said, "But if you're in a good mood, 15 minutes might be enough."