Chapter 673: Choosing to Remain Confused Is Also a Sign of Not Being Confused!

At this time, Jiang Zi and Yue Xiong were walking slowly on their way back to Yoshihara.

"Really," Jiang Zi (Jiang Cheng♀) rubbed the back of his head and kept mumbling, "What are you doing? I am a weak girl now, and I do such rude things to girls. ,cut!"

Yue Xiong, who was following Jiang Zi, said disdainfully: "What kind of girl are you? Even if you look like this, I don't feel that you look like a girl at all."

"Really?" Jiang Zi held his chin and murmured with a solemn brow, "Is it really the problem with Oppai? Indeed, there is no such thing as something that moves up and down when running, so it really can't be called a woman."

"That's not what I'm talking about!" Yue Xiong shouted, "By the way, is this how you treat women?!"

"What else?" Jiang Zi turned around and blinked his big, pure eyes like glass beads to look at Yue Xiong.

Seeing Jiang Zi's appearance, Yue Xiong said silently: "Ah...that's right, you bastard is a very pure scum, and...as always."

"You actually call such a cute girl a scumbag. You are a real scumbag, right? And...as always." Jiang Zi pouted and said in displeasure.

"I'm sorry." Yuexiong suddenly apologized.

"Huh?" Jiang Zi was stunned for a moment, then stopped and turned back to Yue Xiong and said, "Hey, what nonsense did you suddenly say?"

Yue Xiong stopped, took a puff from the pipe and slowly exhaled it, saying calmly: "I'm sorry, I seem to be too excited today. I obviously haven't accomplished anything, but I actually feel that I can accomplish anything."

After hearing this, Jiang Zi chuckled softly, then turned around and took the lead.

"Sa, I'm back. And... I'm not the one you should apologize to, right?" Jiang Zi waved his hand and replied in a calm tone.

Looking at Jiang Zi's small back, for some reason, Yue Xiong suddenly had the illusion of seeing Jiang Cheng's original back. After being stunned for a long time, he chuckled and shook his head.

"That's right. The one I should apologize to should be myself who was betrayed by me. Whether this idiot is a man or a woman, there is really no difference at all. He is still an idiot as always."

After Yue Xiong muttered to himself softly, he started slowly and followed Jiang Zi.

[Sure enough, this feeling is the most reassuring...the feeling of following this fool.

] Yue Xiong thought so in his heart.

"Hey, hey, if you stare at a girl like that, you'll be considered a pervert." Jiang Zi shook his shoulders and said without looking back.

"No...I was just thinking," Yue Xiong murmured, "What do you think of a Western-style mini dress?"

"I'll really kill you, stinky woman." After saying this lightly, Jiang Zi waved his hand again, "Hurry up and stop it. I've had enough of those idiots, so don't do it to me too. It became like that. Having said that, now is not the time to think about these things. Do you want to stay like that?"

"It's not... unacceptable."

"You are really an incredible woman..." Jiang Zi twitched the corners of his mouth and complained with black lines on his head. Then he stopped and raised his head to look at the sky, his expression gradually becoming fierce.

"It doesn't matter whether you're a man or a woman, but after being teased like this, it's not my style not to take revenge..."

"Hmph!" Yue Xiong snorted, "Don't worry, we've sent people to check, and the results should be available soon. And... I'm not the kind of person who ignores what happened after being teased."

"That's good."

…

Night, Yoshiwara.

Just like in the past, Jiang Zi, who played games until late at night, put down the game controller in his hand with satisfaction.

But just when Jiang Zi was about to wash up and go to bed, he suddenly got into trouble and stood motionless at the door of the bathroom for several minutes.

Maybe it’s because I’m worried about inadvertently crossing that line whether it’s PTA or ethics.

But... Jiang Zi finally stepped into the bathroom door.

…

In the mist-filled bathroom, something shocking was happening.

Click, click, click! !

With the holy light shining on his body, Jiang Zi's body kept making sounds similar to clicking sounds, and his body also changed little by little along with the sounds.

Not only is the height increasing little by little, but also...

A few seconds later, a woman with fair skin, beautiful face, outstanding figure, and long hair with a shawl similar to the shrunken Jiangzi appeared in the bathroom.

"It's been a long time since I've used this trick~" Jiang Zi propped up his chin and looked at himself in the mirror, murmuring: "But I'm really powerful. Even I think this body is amazing. Yo. Xi! Now it’s OK! If loli can’t do it, this look will definitely be OK!”

But just when Jiang Zi was praising his wit, the bathroom door was suddenly opened by someone, and someone's voice came in at the same time.

"If you can't do it alone..." Yuexiong said as he opened the door, but before he could finish speaking, he suddenly froze when he saw the grown-up version of Jiang Zi in front of him.

Then, not only because of something, but also because of male instinct, a warm current with a slightly fishy smell came out of Yuexiong's nose.

And Jiang Zi looked at Yue Xiong, whose eyes were wide open and whose nosebleeds couldn't stop, as several black lines slowly appeared on his forehead.

[Really or not...] Jiang Zi complained silently in his heart.

"You..." Yuexiong just started to speak, but the next moment his eyes suddenly went dark, and his consciousness fell into a coma.

…

When Yuexiong woke up again, it was already completely bright.

Yue Xiong lifted the quilt, rubbed his neck and sat up. He looked at the quilt under him, then at his room, and then murmured: "That...could it be a dream? I dreamed about that guy. The terrible dream of becoming such a woman..."

…

In the restaurant.

"Hey, hey," Jiang Zi put down the bowls and chopsticks in his hands and looked at Yue Xiong who was staring at him with strange eyes, "What are you doing? Do you want to expose your shameful XP so early in the morning? ?You actually stared at such a cute little girl like me for so long."

"Who is a pervert?" Yue Xiong retorted instantly.

Jiang Zi covered his chest, made a very weak look, and said coyly: "No, staring at the girl's body with that kind of eyes is definitely a complete perversion. I hate it~ You are so good at this. A bite? Loli or something, underage or something, it’s really incredible~Uncle police~help me~There is a pervert here~"

"It's okay," Tsukio replied coldly, "Because I am Yoshiwara. So from now on, you should learn how to become a qualified wandering girl. Hiwa, I'm sorry to bother you."

"Hi~" Hinawa said with a smile as he narrowed his eyes, "I will definitely train you bit by bit to become the future oiran of Yoshiwara."

"I didn't expect that I would be targeted by a sinful adult at such a young age...and the target was my body." Jiang Zi sighed and said with a melancholy look on his face, "Haru Tai-kun~save me~"

Haruta:......

…

Nearly half a month has passed since the day the satellite was destroyed. In this half month, which can be said to be long or short, the lives of Jiang Cheng and others who have changed their gender do not know what to say. Either it has changed or it has not changed, or it may be both.

The first is Jiang Zi. Although her appearance has indeed changed into a cute little loli, her personality and living habits have not changed at all. It is worth mentioning that for some reason, the number of people expecting to be scolded by Jiang Zi began to gradually increase.

Next, there are the former members of Baihua who are closest to Jiangzi. They have changed from idiots to...in a sense, even more incredible idiots. If there were no Edo Youth Protection Regulations, Jiangzi felt that he might have been brutally murdered.

Yue Xiong, I don't know whether to say that he has changed or not. It seems that he has not changed, but he has a strange habit that no one else knows about. That is the honeyed attention to Jiang Zi. The reason is either a dream or not. No one else will know except me.

On the other hand, other people whose personalities have changed, first of all the Shinsengumi, have basically got their lives back on track now. The miniskirt police shop is working and business is booming day by day.

It is worth mentioning that, thanks to a certain ugly female control ninja, X Zi’s customer base is also very stable, and it’s not just Quanzang, X Zi also has two unknown people who have never met each other and don’t know what they look like. of guests.

The two customers, one tall and one short, would always come to the store with their faces covered, and then name Mr.

By the way, there is also Mr. Zi. Souko went out on his own to practice with a perverted consultant (Togio) and formed an SM club in Kabukicho. Under the ruthless S aura, Souko has become the oiran of Kabukicho, and he is the kind of oiran who can make a lot of money without even touching his hands.

The only ones left are the three members of the Master's House. Ginko... left the words "Going on a journey to pursue myself" and never appeared in the Master's House again.

Kagura Dun and Red Rabbit Ma Chun also left together, embarking on a journey to find Cao Cao and serve for them.

Xin Baji, who was left alone, began to focus on the swordsmanship teaching in his own dojo, and even prepared to go out to practice for his own dojo.

To describe the above people in a simple sentence: What changes is people, what does not change is life.

But there is another person who is not like the above people, but... is still confused.

…

In the streets of Kabukicho where Xiaoyu was watching non-stop, Jubei was walking absentmindedly with his head lowered while holding the love-related movie tickets that Akiko had given him a few days ago for Ami to watch together.

[This is the world I hope for, everything should be as I wish, but... why is the mood so gloomy? I know it's not just the weather. 】

Thinking of this, Jubei raised the wet movie ticket in front of his eyes and looked at it.

[I also know that the reason why the movie tickets given by others are wet is not just because of rain. 】

At this moment, a female voice on the roadside called Jubei to stop.

"Mr. Samurai, if you don't mind, can you let me tell your fortune for you?"

Jubei stopped and said without looking back: "I'm sorry, I've had enough of divination, I'd better find someone else."

"Do you want to be a man or a woman?" A woman wearing a hat and sitting in front of a divination table in the rain lowered her head and continued: "It seems that you have made up your mind, but why do you look so gloomy? It's hard to imagine You’re going on a date soon.”

Jubei was slightly startled, then lowered his head and spoke slowly, while his fists gradually clenched.

"I don't know who you are... but I am not a man, let alone a woman. I planted the root of the disaster myself, involved everyone around me, pretended to give up for my own desires, and enjoyed it very much. Everyone I don't know this, but you still care about me so much. What do you mean by "don't let her cry"? Aren't you the one crying?

Even in a man's body, I have neither masculinity nor femininity. I am just a despicable scumbag. I was confused all the time, but in the end I got the answer like this. So there is no need for me to tell fortunes anymore. "

"The answers you get may not all be the same. Maybe you are lost on a more complicated road." As she said, the woman took out a ticket from her arms and put it on the table, "But here is another ticket. , unfortunately, this is not for dating, but a ticket to the next target planet of the Cult of Concave and Concave."

It wasn't until he heard this that Jubei suddenly turned his head and looked at the woman in surprise.

"Mr. Yagyu Kyubei, let me ask you again, do you choose the money in your hand to be a man for the rest of your life, or do you choose the money in my hand to take back your daughter's body?"

"You...who are you?!"

The woman continued minding her own business: "No matter which ticket you choose, you will always be confused, right? But this is good. Whether it is masculinity or femininity, this kind of value thought up by unknown people is your goal. Really? If we sum it up with this kind of values, whether it is a man or a woman, and you..."

With that said, the woman...no, it should be said that Ginzi took off her hat and looked at Jubei and then said: "And I don't need to live so hard anymore. Everyone is the same, Jiubei. Confused. You’re not the only one caught, I don’t know those complicated things, but we’re not the kind of bad guys who don’t fight back even after suffering a loss!”

…

The Milky Way, Chris Planet, as the name suggests, is the planet where everyone is Chris.

Today's Chris star is as full of Chris as ever, and life is very Chris, in short, very Chris.

But...a purple ball of light suddenly fell from the sky and changed Chris's life.

boom! ! !

The moment the purple light ball exploded, the burst of purple light made all Chris choose to close their eyes.

"What was that light just now?"

Chris asked such a question, but then, all Chris suddenly noticed something and panicked for an instant.

"What?! A man becomes a woman, and a woman becomes a man!!"

Looking at the panicked Chriss on the side, Jiang Cheng spoke silently and complained: "Hey, is it true or not? Is this reaction true? In the end, isn't it all Chris?"

With that said, Jiang Cheng looked at Gintoki and the others who were standing aside and had recovered, "By the way, what's wrong with you guys? Why are you all looking at me? Didn't you say you want revenge?"

After being silent for a long time, Xin Baji said silently: "Then what...Jiang Chengsang, have you been involved in the time machine?"

"What?" Jiang Cheng asked.

"What the hell!" Xin Baji pointed at Jiang Cheng, who looked like a child, and complained loudly, "You should also pay attention to your own appearance! The gender has been changed, but the age has not changed at all!"

"Ah! Really!" Jiang Cheng finally came to his senses and panicked looking at his body, "Hey, hey! What's going on?! Why is it like this! Doesn't this kind of body also have this and that? Then you can’t do anything that you can’t write about?!”

Seeing Jiang Cheng who was even more panicked than the other Chriss on the side, everyone was speechless.

"Calm down! Jiang Chengsama!" A certain Baihua lady quickly comforted, "Even if it doesn't work now! But it will be okay in a few years! Before then, just be patient! If it really doesn't work, I will use it at night Try every possible means to alleviate Jiangcheng-sama’s pain!”

"What do you want to do to the children!" Xin Bajiu on the side complained with all his strength, "That's enough for you!"

"Hey, don't be stunned," Gintoki flicked the booger off his little finger, and then said to Kubei beside him, "I'll leave that to you."

Only then did Jiubei come to his senses, turned around and rushed to the side.

But at this moment, Jiang Cheng's original voice sounded behind him.

"Are you... not confused anymore?"

After hearing Jiang Cheng's voice, Jiubingwei paused and then shook his head.

"No, no matter before or in the future, I have decided to remain confused. I am... Yagyu who has always been confused... Jiubey!"

After snorting softly, Jiang Cheng, who somehow returned to his original shape, continued: "Really? That's good."

"Huh?" Xin Bajiu on the side took off his glasses and wiped his eyes, "Recovered? Huh? What's going on? Why did you suddenly recover? How did you do it?"

Kagura shouted excitedly: "Aru is so awesome! Uncle! I also want to learn this move Aru!"

"It's not a big deal," Jiang Cheng said casually, "It's just what I learned on other planets after defeating Foosa on Planet Nami O and escaping in an aircraft. For details, you can read the Dragon Ball booklet... "

Shinpachi complained: "No, Kakarot doesn't know this kind of skill, it's the teleportation he learned there, right?"

"Really?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, and then suddenly thought of something, "Ah, that is, after sparring with the black-skinned boy in the temple, Pilaf used strange beads to turn him into a child."

"Do you think it's Dragon Ball GT?!"

"It was hard work after that," Jiang Cheng spread his hands and sighed, "The evil dragon and all that..."

"It has nothing to do with you! It's Kakarot who's doing the hard work, right?"

"Anyway, Kyuubei..." Jiang Cheng looked at Kyuubei who was gradually going away, "There is one last thing..."

Jiubei slowed down when he heard the sound.

"That archbishop of the Concave and Concave Cult, if possible..." Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and smiled as always, "I hope you can spare her life."

"Why?" Xin Baji asked doubtfully.

Jiang Cheng supported his chin, frowned slightly and continued, "Although she is the woman I dumped, I still feel a little bit sorry."

After hearing this, everyone present's expressions darkened at the same time.

"Then what..." Xin Bajia asked silently with a dark face, "At that time...how did Jiang Chengsang dump her? Please explain this point carefully."

"I just casually said "I don't like women who are not feminine" or something like that, but it's actually because Oppai is too young. "Jiang Cheng replied casually, then showed a look of emotion on his face and sighed: "But I really don't know how I managed to end up like this. By the way, what's wrong with you? Why are they pointing their weapons at me? "

"What did you say!!"×n

"Ahhhhhhhhh!!!" Jiang Cheng screamed.

"Um..." Looking at the noisy crowd, Mr. Woolen cloth."

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng and Sougo raised their lips slightly in secret...

A few days later, Earth.

In Edo, the light rain that lasted for several days finally stopped, and what also disappeared was... the gloomy "clouds".

In the cinema, Jiang Cheng was snoring softly while holding popcorn in his arms, while Kagura on the side continued to naturally grab popcorn from Jiang Cheng's popcorn bucket and put it into his mouth.

Yue Yong, who was sitting on the other side of Jiang Cheng, lowered her head and looked at a part of herself that had always been in the way, thoughtfully.

On the side, Kyuubei and A Miao were smiling happily as usual.

All the saliva from the sleeping Gintoki dripped onto the head of the little ape who leaned over excitedly, but the latter didn't care at all.

The orangutan, Dou S and the pig in the back row were dressed in casual clothes as always.

The picture freezes...

"Huh?" Xin Baji suddenly discovered something, lowered his head and picked up a purple glass ball, wondering: "What is this?"

"That's the Aru that the woman who was dumped by my uncle gave to my uncle." Kagura said vaguely while puffing her cheeks and eating popcorn.

"Huh? You've been dumped so much and you still give me a gift?" Xin Baji said in surprise, but then he suddenly discovered something, "Wait a minute, why is there a crack in this bead? Did it just fall on the ground? Is that okay?"

Snapped! Snapped! Snapped!

Looking at the broken beads bit by bit and the purple light coming out from the gaps, Xin Bajiu was stunned for a moment, and then drops of cold sweat began to appear on his face, and the corners of his eyes couldn't stop twitching.

"Huh? Could it be that... could it be that..."

boom! ! !

"No way——!!!"

(Sex transfer, end.)

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"Three Years Group Z, Jiang Cheng San San" I forgot which episode it was, ACT! !

"Ahem, anyway..." Jiang Cheng, who looked like a lolita, looked at the students in the classroom expressionlessly, "Don't expect me to scold you, I won't scold you. And... the wig, How many times have I told you to take off your wig?"

"Teacher~!" Katsura, who was wearing heavy makeup, raised her hands, then stood up and said coquettishly, "It's really too much! I've been waiting outside Kabukicho for a long time! I didn't even let them come out! It's really too much! "

"That's right! It's very excessive!" Elizabeth, who was also wearing heavy makeup, stood up and raised the sign, "We have been working hard to cooperate with the theme of this article for our entire lives!"

"Well..." Jiang Cheng pondered for a moment before speaking expressionlessly again, "That means you didn't work hard enough. Please trouble me next time and pick the gold and wait for it. Then... get out of class is over."

CUT! !