Chapter 393: When Making a Plan, the Characters' Personalities Must Also Be Taken Into Account!
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Although he said so, and the expression on his face was exaggerated and angry enough, but a smile flashed in Jiang Cheng's eyes, with a cold smile, and it disappeared in a flash.
【Satisfied? 】Jiang Cheng looked at the paper and the smirk on the face of the fourteenth son, and thought in his heart: 【Follow you and say that you are deliberately provoked by you and you are led by the nose, are you satisfied? You two idiots have already fallen into my trap! Next, it's my job... let you see it...]
"Ah, don't~" Juanzi twitched, "Don't leave so early~ I still want to follow producer Jiang Cheng for the rest of my life~"
"It's the same~" The fourteenth son studied the paper with style.
"But I really don't want to see you two anymore..." Jiang Cheng held his forehead with a depressed expression on his face, "Go back, and never show up in my office again..."
"No~ Jiang Cheng's producer hasn't directed him yet~" Juan Zi put his index finger on his lips and said pretentiously.
"I also want to be guided by the producer of Jiang Zhen~" Fourteenth son echoed.
"No, I'm not interested right now, absolutely." Jiang Cheng squatted in the corner, hugging his legs and lowering his head, his whole body was in the shadows.
Seeing Jiang Cheng's appearance, Juanzi and Shisizi looked at each other, and raised the corners of their mouths at the same time.
Fourteen: Success! In short, the plot can no longer go on here!
Gintoki: In that case... this guy is doomed!
Fourteen: But I always feel that it is too simple, this guy should not give up so easily, right?
Gintoki: Don't worry! In short, the two of us can stay in this room! This guy can't do anything! Just hold on for time!
Fourteen: Yoshi! I see!
"Well, the guidance just mentioned..." Juanzi looked at Jiang Cheng again and said, "I also want to learn from Jiang Cheng's producer~ pillow business, acting skills~ all...all of them I want to learn it again~”
"It's the same~" Fourteenth nodded in agreement.
"Hey? Really? Do you really want to learn that much?" Jiang Cheng asked in a low voice without raising his head.
"Yeah, yes!" Juanzi and Shisizi nodded at the same time.
"Then come on," Jiang Cheng raised his head slowly, with a half-smile, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly, and a cold light flickered in his eyes, "Are you ready?"
【That look...! That expression...! ! 】Fourteen sensed something was wrong,【Haven't given up yet! This man hasn't given up yet! 】
[No...don't panic! 】Yin Shi glanced at Fourteen, 【We just need to stay here, don't worry about other things at all! Just keep going according to your own personality! 】
"Well," Jiang Cheng stood up, raised his fist and cleared his throat slightly, and made a serious expression, "First of all, let's start with your personality, hobbies, etc., so that the audience and fans can understand you. For idols, this is a very, very important thing, it can effectively shorten the distance between you and your fans, that is, the intimacy, understand? Also, you should..."
Listening to Jiang Cheng's chatter, Yinshi glanced at Fourteen with some doubts: 【Hey! Why do you feel so serious all of a sudden? Completely turned into an ordinary producer teaching idols in an ordinary way? 】
[Did you give up? 】Fourteen glances, 【Because there is no hope of success, so I can only give up, should it be like this? 】
"...So, do you understand?" Jiang Cheng stopped and looked at the two of them seriously, "You must have the drive to become famous at all costs, and you must have the awareness to throw your life away, understand Yet?"
"Yeah, I get it." Juan Zi and Fourteen Chickens nodded as if they were pecking at rice.
"That's great, I thought it would take a lot of time to explain clearly to you..." Jiang Cheng breathed a sigh of relief, then raised an index finger, and continued with a smile: "Then let's practice for a while. Zhou's trick show, after all, you two have already agreed."
"A tricky show?" Juanzi and Fourteen asked in confusion at the same time.
"That's right, that's right, a variety show that can shorten the distance between you and your fans..." As he spoke, Jiang Cheng had already come behind the paper, holding up a beer bottle he found somewhere, "Ready OK? "
"That... that, I want to ask, what is that in your hand?" The paper asked tentatively in a low voice with sweat dripping down his face.
"Don't worry, it's just a prop." Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and said with a smile on his face, "It's just a prop in the most common tricky show. Next, I will gently knock it on your head. Make surprised gestures and facial expressions! Do you understand?"
"No...that..."
Yinshi just wanted to refuse, but Jiang Cheng waved the beer bottle down the back of Yinshi's head without the slightest hesitation...
"Wow!" Yinshi screamed, spat out a mouthful of blood and flew out towards the office window like a cannonball...
clang! The glass was smashed by the scroll, and the scroll fell directly from the window... A few seconds later, there was the sound of something heavy falling to the ground and the siren of the smashed car...
Looking at the undamaged beer bottle in Jiang Cheng's hand and Jiang Cheng's refreshing smile, Shisi's entire face was completely darkened, his mouth was half open, and he couldn't react for a long time...
"It seems that it's still far from enough," Jiang Cheng shook his head, and sighed softly, "The test paper is far from enough... we need to practice more in the future, even this simple steel beer bottle can't be broken How can it be?"
[How can a human head smash that kind of thing! ] Fourteen complained crazily in his heart, 【It collided with that kind of thing, it should be a human head that was broken, right! After all, is it that kind of trick show? ! It's too messy! 】
[It's a tricky show to send you to hell, scumbags. 】Jiang Cheng raised his head, glanced at Fourteen without any expression, and then said with a smile on his face again, "Next time it's Fourteen's turn~ Are you ready?"
"Wait... wait!" Fourteen hastily raised his hand to stop him.
"Don't worry," Jiang Cheng said with a smile, and then threw the beer bottle in his hand aside, "You are different from the test paper, the test paper is a prank on a beer bottle, you got up to play tricks."
"What's a trick to get up?" Fourteen asked with the corners of his mouth twitching, and at the same time thought to himself: 【Who will believe it! How could it be possible to simply get up and play tricks! 】
"Don't you know?" Jiang Cheng was puzzled, and then he began to explain to himself, "It's the kind, the kind of plot where the photographer barges in with a camera while you are sleeping and is startled."
"Is...really?" Fourteen's face began to sweat continuously.
"Yes, it's that kind of simple prank," Jiang Cheng always had a faint smile on his face, "But the reaction must be exaggerated, even if you are not frightened, you have to pretend to be exaggerated, you know?"
"I know...I know..."
"Then, please." Jiang Cheng looked at the bed beside him and made a gesture of invitation.
[Can't refuse! Because of the problem of human design, I can't refuse! 】While walking towards the bed, Shisi thought to himself: 【Oops! It is absolutely impossible to be a simple trick of getting up! This super shaking S...]
Suddenly, Fourteen inadvertently caught Jiang Cheng and picked up a stack of explosives (detonators), and his whole body was not well!
"That... that, can I ask a little bit?" Fourteen stopped, turned his head and asked in a low voice with sweat on his face, "Will you use the thing in your hand?"
"Of course," Jiang Cheng replied with a smile, "but don't worry, it's just a common explosive in prank shows, and it won't kill anyone."
【No no no! No matter how you look at it, it's real explosives! 】Fourteen shook his head frantically in his heart, 【He will definitely die! I have to figure it out quickly! 】
"Don't you believe it?" Jiang Cheng wondered, then sighed, picked up a piece of explosives and lit the fuse...
Snapped! With a bang, the explosives exploded into fireworks all over the place.
"Look, there's nothing wrong with it, it's just props." Jiang Cheng explained.
"Oh...oh." Fourteen breathed a sigh of relief, then came to the bed and lay down.
"Close your eyes." Jiang Cheng reminded.
"Oh... oh" After a reply, Fourteen slowly closed his eyes.
A full minute later, Fourteen opened his eyes amidst a trifling sound, but at this moment, Fourteen realized that he had been tied up with a rope, and standing beside the bed was Jiang Cheng and his wife, who were full of dark smiles. Total enlightenment.
"Well, I'm sorry, because it's a little troublesome to be alone, so I invited your manager." Jiang Cheng explained.
"The artists under my management are really troublesome to the producer." Sougo spread his hands and replied.
"It's not troublesome at all." Jiang Cheng slowly shook his head, "This is also my responsibility. After all, there are many things newcomers don't understand."
"Woooooo!" Fourteen wanted to say something, but only then did Fourteen realize that his mouth had been blocked by explosives!
"Then it's time to start, get up and play tricks..." Jiang Cheng handed the explosives in his hand to Zongwu with a half-smile, "You must be full of explosives, don't even put them in the chrysanthemums." However, the tricky effect is very important."
"As expected of the company's number one producer," Sougo praised, "He's really serious... let's get started, Fourteen..."
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"
boom! ! !
Seeing Shisi lying on the bed who was dying from the explosion, Sougo frowned and looked at Jiang Cheng: "Well, I always feel that the reaction is not surprising enough, the producer should have noticed this problem, right?"
"Yes, it's really not enough. This kind of reaction can't be regarded as a qualified artist..." Jiang Cheng folded his chest with one hand, and nodded with his chin in the other hand.
"Then, how about a hundred sticks together? How about a hundred sticks at a time and a hundred times to exercise?" Sougo raised an index finger and suggested, "If you train a hundred times, maybe fourteen can find the feeling. "
"It's a really good way~" Jiang Cheng praised, then looked down at Shisi who had just woken up, "Then...let's continue..."
"Woooooooooooooooooooo!!!"
boom! boom! boom! ...
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