Chapter 3 The Flying Grasshopper

With sleepy eyes, I turned around and saw that this is a very handsome young man, 24 years old, my good brother in the game, called Song Han, nicknamed Little Wolf, who specializes in assassins, and is also the best player in our group. good person!

Sword brows were furrowed, thinking that I, Li Xiaoyao, was a hero all my life, and now I was kicked out of the house, so that I slept under the dew all night. How could my good brother know about this kind of shame? !

I whispered: "Recently I am practicing an advanced martial art, and I need to absorb the essence of heaven and earth, wind, frost, rain and dew, so I slept outside last night, you know... how did you come here, little wolf?"

Song Han looked at the toothbrush and instant noodle bowl beside me, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "How do I look, you have been kicked out... How long has it been since you paid the rent?"

I shook my head: "It's all an illusion. You and I are both adults. You have to see the essence through the surface. Didn't your political teacher teach you?"

Song Han grinned: "Brother Xiaoyao, don't lie to yourself, did your mean landlord embarrass you?"

I shook my head: "Why, you think too much..."

...

At this moment, the door of a room on the right opened, and the landlady poked her head out to have a look, but she pretended not to see me and the little wolf, and just cursed and said, "Hmph, that kid Li Xiaoyao didn't come back last night, no It’s fine to pay the rent, not even the water and electricity bills, and what’s the matter with a few days of grace, bah! What’s wrong with the young people nowadays, if they don’t do serious things, they can’t even pay the rent, really A person who is worthless, just like this, deserves to have no girlfriend for the rest of his life and be a bachelor for the rest of his life!"

I'm silent, you can call me poor, but you can't curse me for not having a girlfriend all my life, it's too vicious! !

The corner of Song Han's mouth raised: "Hmph, that's really mean. Brother Xiaoyao, you have endured her for so long. It's really hard for you. How about I go in and screw her head off?"

Me: "Put down the butcher knife, young hero..."

Song Han: "Then you wait for me for half an hour!"

"what?"

"You'll know in a while!"

I tidied up my quilt luggage and packed them into bundles so that I would have no problem going anywhere. After waiting for a while, Song Han came back with a stinky bucket full of yellow feces in his hand. I couldn’t help but Frowning: "Little wolf, what is going on here?"

Song Han smiled, and took out a convenience bag from his pocket, which was filled with green grasshoppers and other small insects, and said with a smile: "I specially went to Uncle Liu's yard to get some fresh hot spices, and I bought them from Mrs. Wang's yard. Grabbed a lot of grasshoppers and crickets, hehe, your landlady is so shameless, so I brought her a long-lost style—dung hoppers!"

I was trembling all over, looking forward to the next plot.

"Brother Xiaoyao, stay away!"

"Um!"

I carried the quilt and ran away for more than ten meters. Song Han put the feces bucket next to the wall of the landlady's house, opened the convenience bag, and threw a lot of grasshoppers into it with a clatter. As a result, the grasshoppers were wrapped in The golden stuff jumps from the dung bucket to the walls and window sills, leaving poetic traces, which cannot be washed clean.

Taking a deep breath, I suddenly patted Song Han's shoulder with one hand: "Little wolf, you are indeed a good buddy from my third generation of cultivation!"

Song Han chuckled: "Go, get out of this place!"

"good!"

Behind him, the landlady's mother cursed hysterically, but it doesn't matter, I don't plan to see her again in this life.

...

On the street, I was carrying my luggage, and Song Han helped me carry the dishes.

"Brother Xiaoyao, I'm looking for you this time because I have something to do." He said holding a porcelain bowl.

I nodded: "I know, tell me, what's the matter?"

Song Han stopped, clenched his fists, his eyes were full of fighting spirit, and he said with a smile: "I want to find you, as well as Old K and Fox, to reorganize Zhanlong Studio. We want to create a heroic career in Destiny, how about it?"

I glanced at him: "Do you have money to buy a helmet?"

"Not yet!"

"That's terrible, wait a little longer, make money first!"

"Brother Xiaoyao, you have already been kicked out, what should you do next, where is the problem?" Song Han looked at me worriedly.

I smiled casually: "Hmph, are you trying to embarrass me? I'm going to the company to apply for the night shift. From now on, I'll lay a quilt and sleep in the company hall at night. Anyway, there's a water dispenser, a toilet, and everything is ready!"

Song Han nodded: "Okay, that's the only way to go. I'll find you again when I gather enough money to reorganize Zhanlong!"

"No problem, go get busy, where have you been hanging out lately?"

"Oh, I applied for a priest's license to officiate weddings in an auditorium..."

"Okay, there is a future..." I gave a thumbs up: "Go to the license holder to help me get a priest qualification certificate, and we will help people officiate weddings together!"

"good!!"

...

company.

The security director, Lao Yu, slapped the table and chair, pointed at my nose: "No way! Night shift is not something you can get if you want it. There are so many security guards in our department. Everyone wants to work night shift. If you want to monopolize it, there is no door. And , you come to the company with a quilt, what do you want to do, do you want to rebel?"

I smiled gently: "Leader, how dare I have that courage!"

"Hmph, you're smart, you're working in the afternoon today, so take away your rotten bedding first!"

"Yes, leader!"

Carrying the bedclothes and walking out of the company gate, um, I was rejected again. The method of sleeping in the company is no longer feasible, but the world has rejected me thousands of times. I treat the world like first love, and I must have a good attitude, because attitude determines everything. Other methods are fine.

At this time, suddenly a police car stopped me by the side of the road, the door opened, and a familiar figure appeared. It was the captain of the criminal police detachment——Wang Xin, who was also my immediate boss!

"Get in the car!" Wang Xin said lightly.

I nodded, threw the bedding into the car, sat in the back, and said, "Captain Wang, don't you want to invite me to drink tea? It's been two years since I left the criminal police team. Is there anything that hasn't been wiped clean?"

Wang Xin smiled: "You boy! Hmph, from a special police officer to a criminal police officer, from a criminal police officer to a traffic police officer, from a traffic police officer to an auxiliary police officer, and from an auxiliary police officer to a security guard, you have risen step by step, you are not taking the usual path ?"

I was a little embarrassed and said, "It's nothing..."

Wang Xin took a deep look at me and said: "When you were kicked out of the criminal police team, I knew it was not your fault, but you were too straightforward. No one dared to investigate the case. You insisted on investigating it alone. The murderer was found out, but you also saw it in the end, they had a lot of ways to attack a small policeman... I really wanted to protect you at the time, but unfortunately, I couldn't do what I wanted, you don't blame Uncle, do you?"

I shook my head and smiled: "Don't mention the past, I forgot..."

"snort!"

Wang Xin folded his arms before his chest, and said lightly: "I'm looking for you this time, because I want to give you a task, a very serious task, I hope you can think about it!"

"What mission?" I asked.

Wang Dao: "Tianxin Group, you know, right? It is currently the largest supplier of ordnance technology in southeast China, and it is also a leader in cutting-edge technology."

I nodded: "I know, what's wrong?"

Wang Xin smiled: "The powerful strength of Tianxin Group is coveted by many parties, and even foreign forces have infiltrated it, but the chairman of Tianxin Group is a soldier, and he is not afraid of him. His only weakness is his daughter , hired a lot of bodyguards, but almost none of them are competent, so I thought of you..."

I sneered: "Don't, I won't accept these so-called missions anymore, and I will end up being blamed in the end, I've had enough!"

"No, it's different this time. You just need to protect the eldest lady from any harm, and the commission is very expensive."

My eyes lit up: "How much commission?"

"8000 yuan per month!"

"Well……"

I weighed it over and over again, and shook my head resolutely: "Forget it, I refuse! Uncle Wang, I don't want to do those jobs anymore. I think it's good to be a security guard. I've been here for two months and encountered the most dangerous things. It's just a water dispenser turned over..."

Wang Xin: "..."

After a while, he looked at me: "Okay, then I will raise the price privately and give you a monthly salary of 10,000 yuan, is that okay? In this business, there is no better treatment except for killers..."

Huge temptation!

I was almost suffocated, and my heart was at war with heaven and man, and I said: "For 1W, uh, I need to think about it again, I don't want to sign another contract of sale..."

Team Wang glanced at the luggage next to me and said, "Then...then besides the monthly salary of 1W, I will add an air-conditioning quilt for you, down!"

"What?!"

My body trembled, and I clenched my fists: "The air-conditioning quilt is still down... Humans can't refuse the down air-conditioning quilt...I...well, I did it!"

Wang Xin smiled: "OK!"

I thought for a while, and then said: "However, you have to return my old buddy to me. I don't want to rely on a pair of fists to protect a young lady who is worth over 100 million..."

Wang Xin nodded: "Well, your guy is in the trunk of the car, go and get it yourself! After getting it, I will take you to see the employer. If there is no problem, the agreement will be formally established!"

"good!"

...

Get out of the car, open the trunk, a long black box is placed there, it is very kind, open the box, a slightly quaint long sword is placed inside, I reach out to touch the long sword, a familiar sense of honesty spreads Palm couldn't help laughing and said, "Xiao Hei, we haven't seen each other for two years!"

Wang Xin stood aside and said: "I used my old life as a guarantee before I took out this murder weapon. Hmph, Li Xiaoyao, you are too kind. You used such a sword to kill the former city bureau committee member. The eldest son chopped off both hands, hey, there is nothing you dare not do!"

I said lightly: "There are some things that no one will do, I will do them."

"Let's go and see the employer!"

"good!"

...

Ten minutes later, the car slowly stopped next to a magnificent gymnasium, wrapped the long sword Xiaohei in a black cloth, hugged it in his arms, and followed Wang Xin into the venue, the sound of fencing could be heard from a distance, Well, there are masters!

(Today, I plan to explode with enough VIP tickets. So far, there are only a few thousand votes, which is not enough. You have to give me a reason to explode. In this case, it is tantamount to saving manuscripts for Ye Zi, everyone!)