Chapter 452: Fish Demon's Friendship Rules
The north is icy and snowy, but Hainan is sunny and the temperature is pleasant. The beach in Demon Village is empty, only a few attractive women are weaving fishing nets. There are several wooden boats moored on the simple pier, which is also the most primitive kind that requires people to paddle.
Ning Tao is no stranger to this kind of scene, and it was also like this when he came with Zhang Chengdong, the imperial physician of the Qing Dynasty last time.
A woman spotted Ning Tao and said hello, and the eyes of several women weaving nets all focused on Ning Tao.
Ning Tao pulled up the hood of Tianbao's cassock, then raised one hand high and waved it twice: "How are you beauties, is your village chief at home?"
A female fish demon suddenly opened her throat and screamed, the sound was like the cry of a dolphin.
In a blink of an eye, a large group of fish monsters rushed out from the palm olive forest behind the beach. Some had harpoons in their hands, some had fish-shooting water crossbows, some had sticks and kitchen knives, and still others had barbecue grills and seasoning bottles.
Ning Tao is no stranger to this scene, he also experienced it himself last time. If he hadn't experienced it himself, he might think that this is a certain crew filming "Mermaid 3" or something. But it is precisely because of his personal experience that this humorous and joyful scene also made him full of vigilance and vigilance, because he knew that these fish demons came out with sharp knives and grills for killing fish, and they really wanted to roast him Come and eat.
"I didn't expect you to dare to come back!" A deep voice came from behind a large group of fish demons.
The fish monsters dispersed automatically, giving way to a path.
The tall, strong and fit shark spirit Yang Sheng stepped out from the group of fish demons. He was accompanied by several of his wives, including Bao Zhimei. The girl Ruan Tianyin from the Peng family who performed dances for Ning Tao and wanted to charm him was also among them. She was still so pretty, with bells hanging all over her body, and she jingled every step of the way, giving her a seductive air.
After a glance, Ning Tao greeted with a smile: "Brother Yang, what do you mean? Have you always entertained guests like this here?"
Yang Sheng snorted coldly: "You left without saying goodbye last time,
If you dare to come this time, do you really think that this demon village is a place where you can come and go whenever you want? "
Ning Tao said: "Last time I came, I repaired your magical artifact, the Sea Soul Fork, but you wanted to take away my refining cauldron, and your people still wanted to eat my meat. I was just begging for a few bunches of plantains. Are you so cruel?"
Yang Sheng's face became gloomy. He wanted to kill people and seize treasures, but Ning Tao said it in front of him, but he felt insulted.
Bao Zhimei stood up: "Ning, last time you ran away, do you know how sad our girl Ruan Tianyin was crying? She gave you her heart, but you failed her, you A man without a conscience, he doesn’t recognize anyone when he lifts his pants! You still blame us for arresting you, isn’t it because you failed our soft girl?”
Ning Tao was a little speechless, but he didn't want to argue with Bao Zhimei either. He glanced at Ruan Tianyin, and the clam spirit was also looking at her, a pair of black colored contact lenses seemed to be shining stars at him.
Bao Zhimei suddenly raised her finger and pointed in the direction behind Ning Tao, and exclaimed, "Damn it! You even brought a helper!"
Ning Tao turned to look.
Whoosh whoosh!
At the moment Ning Tao turned around, with the sea soul fork as the leader, there was a large wave of fish-killing knives, forks, kitchen knives, sticks, javelins, arrows, crossbows, etc., and some things that were not even considered weapons. The sons flew over like a swarm of bees, and stabbed him on the back with a splash.
If it was an ordinary person, he would definitely have turned into a humanoid hedgehog in just this second.
But the person that the fish monsters attacked was Ning Tao, a practitioner who had been trained to suffer casually, and who was protected by Tianbao vestments.
All the weapons, including Yang Sheng's sea soul fork, bounced off Ning Tao's body and fell on the beach.
Ning Tao turned around slowly, and looked at a large group of fish monsters opposite him expressionlessly.
The chins of the fish monsters were all over the beach, and there were stunned faces.
Especially Bao Zhimei, her lipsticked mouth is big enough to stuff an adult's head in.
She is an abalone essence.
Ning Tao shrugged his shoulders: "Although you crossed the river and demolished the bridge last time, and wanted to plot against me and steal my refining cauldron, I still forgave you and treated you as friends, so I specially brought an incomparable Precious gift, but I didn't expect you to treat me like this, forget it, I have seen through you guys, so farewell!"
Ning Tao left as soon as he said.
"Wait!" Yang Sheng suddenly stopped.
Ning Tao stopped and turned to look at Yang Sheng: "What else do you want to do? We can't be friends, do you want to be enemies?"
"Hahaha..." Yang Sheng laughed strangely, and in the laughter, he suddenly waved his hand and slapped Bao Zhimei's face.
Bao Zhimei's mouth finally closed, and there was a slap mark on her face, but there was no anger on her face, but a charming smile. Then, she brought the half of her face that was not drawn closer.
Snapped!
Yang Sheng slapped him again, and said, "Brother Ning, this is all my wife's idea. I'm paying you back. What do you think?"
Ning Tao said, "What do you mean?"
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nbsp; Yang Sheng said: "My meaning is very simple, we are still friends, I guarantee that no one will dare to throw you away from now on, and whoever throws you, I will kill him!"
Ning Tao looked a little hesitant.
Yang Sheng couldn't wait to say: "Well, brother Ning, you said you brought me a precious gift. What is it? Show it out for me to see."
Shit friendship.
Ning Tao didn't bother to continue acting anymore, so he said straight to the point: "Brother Yang, I believe you have seen the power of this cassock on me. It is invulnerable to swords and guns, water and fire, and it is the only one in the entire world."
Yang Sheng's eyes lit up immediately: "You mean you want to give me the cassock on your body? Haha, that's really great, you are really my good brother!"
Ning Tao slowly opened the small medicine box, took out a paper bag from it, and opened the paper bag again.
Lying quietly in the paper bag was a pair of briefs, made of Tianbao cloth.
This is the Tianbao underwear that he spent several hours weaving in Chen Pingdao's cave, and knocked on the door of Hainan Demon Village with it.
Seeing that it was a pair of underwear, the smile on Yang Sheng's face froze immediately. Ideal is full, the reality is very skinny. This is how he feels now, he thought the gift was Ning Tao's cassock, but he didn't expect it to be a pair of underwear.
Ning Tao picked up Tianbao's underwear, unfolded it to show the front and back, then wrapped it in paper and put it back in the small medicine box.
Only then did Yang Sheng come back to his senses, and said a little annoyedly: "What are you pretending to do again, don't you want to give it to me? Give it to me, and I'll try it on."
Ning Tao said slowly: "Of course I have to give it away, but as a friend, what will you give me?"
Yang Sheng frowned: "It turns out that you came to exchange for spiritual materials. You have already picked all the iron plantains. What else do you want?"
Ning Tao said, "True ambergris."
"Are you kidding? You want to exchange a pair of underwear for real ambergris?" Yang Sheng was showing signs of getting angry.
Ning Tao still said calmly: "This Tianbao underwear is tailor-made for you. If you go into the sea, you will know its beauty. It can repel water. No matter how long you soak in the sea, your... um, Always dry. It also protects you from attacks on your vitals, like I just ignored you and threw that garbage at me. Plus, it makes you dance in the fire, no problem at all. "
Yang Sheng and Bao Zhimei looked at each other, and the couple exchanged a look.
Ning Tao pretended not to see it: "Change it or not, you decide for yourself."
Yang Sheng said: "You said that this heavenly treasure vestment is protected from fire and water, and I don't bother to light a fire. You enter the water with me, and I will see if it can prevent water. If it can, I will take you to find the real ambergris. "
Ning Tao tentatively said, "Don't you have any stock in hand?"
Yang Sheng said: "It's a relic of the real dragon. How dare we murlocs, we will be cursed. I won't touch it. I'll just take you there. Just take a little."
Ning Tao thought for a while: "Okay, let's go into the water, you take me there, get the ambergris, and I will give you Tianbao underwear."
There was an imperceptible smile on the corners of Yang Sheng and Bao Zhimei's mouths.
Crash!
Holding the sea soul fork, Yang Sheng plunged into the sea from the simple pier of Yaocun.
Ning Tao followed closely behind and also plunged into the sea water.
A large group of fish monsters crowded on the pier and watched, each and every one of them had a bit of gloating on their faces.
"Sister Bao, are you really going to kill that comprehension doctor?" Ruan Tianyin was probably the only fish demon who didn't gloat.
Bao Zhimei looked at Ruan Tianyin beside her, and her tone was teasing: "Oh, is it possible that you really like that cultivator doctor?"
Ruan Tianyin avoided Bao Zhimei's eyes, and said a little hesitantly: "Where is it... I just think...he can make alchemy, mend magic weapons, and weave cloth to make clothes. Such a comprehension doctor is rare in a thousand years, It's a pity to kill it, wouldn't it be better to keep it as a friend?"
Bao Zhimei said: "If he can survive Yang Sheng's hands, let's talk about it. If Yang Sheng can't kill him underwater, then we can't kill him anyway. It seems that we have no other choice except to be friends." oh."
This is the fish monster's friend making rule, only if you can't kill you, you are qualified to be friends.
Ruan Tianyin's lips trembled, as if she wanted to say something, but she didn't say it.
Under the water, Yang Sheng, holding the sea soul fork, swam faster than the fish.
Ning Tao was in a different situation. The Tianbao cassock had a water-proof function on his body. After he plunged into the sea, he fell to the bottom of the sea like a stone. The sea water surged around him, he could see it, but he couldn't touch it, and he couldn't feel the pressure of the sea water.
Yang Sheng was swimming in the sea, and he ran wildly on the bottom of the sea. Although he was underwater, he couldn't slow down much with the ladder under his feet.
Yang Sheng turned his head to look at Ning Tao who was running wildly on the bottom of the sea, his eyes burst out with a greedy light. If he gets such a treasure, he can go to the seas of the whole earth if he wants, even the Heroic Trench, where even the fish demons have been talking about it, is not a problem!
One fish and one person, going farther and farther, diving deeper...
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