Chapter 1784: On the Art of Swearing

boom!

Li Zian's back hit the stone wall of the tomb, Shanpu hit him again, and he and Shanpu fell to the ground together. He kicked Shanpu away, turned over and got up from the ground.

The entire tomb was shrouded in strong blue light, but at the moment when he got up, the blue light in his eyes suddenly gathered into a ball and poured into the sarcophagus. At that moment, the bamboo slip flew into the sky with a speed of Comparable to bullets.

"Where are you going!" Ning Tao roared, and jumped to catch up.

But the speed of the bamboo slip was too fast, when he just jumped out of the hole, he could no longer see the bamboo slip.

A sentence came from the void: "Fool, come and chase me! Let me tell you, don't try to seal me again, don't ever think about it again! You are so stupid, you still want to crack the secret of this day, I am! Shit go you!"

Ning Tao: "..."

This is probably the worst time he has been scolded since his debut, but he still has nothing to do with the other party. He didn't bother to chase it anymore, with the speed of Lan Shenyun, even if he chased it, he probably wouldn't even be able to see the buttocks of the bamboo slip.

But just letting that bamboo slip go away, he was not reconciled and felt very depressed.

Fortunately, the bamboo slip didn't provoke any more, just cursed and disappeared without a trace.

Ning Tao was stunned for a moment, and jumped down from the tomb.

The sarcophagus was open, but the inside of the coffin was empty.

When he cracked the magic circle on the sarcophagus just now, Ning Tao didn't think much about it. Looking back now, the magic circle was actually a seal, and the bamboo slip was also sealed in the sarcophagus instead of buried. This is not the tomb of some god, including the inverted pyramid on it, it is also to seal the bamboo slip.

No pagoda is not sealed, and the white snake and white lady in the folktale were sealed under the Leifeng Pagoda, which is also the focus. It's just that the god who sealed the bamboo slip here took a lot of effort. Instead of building a pagoda casually, he dug a living inverted pyramid in the belly of the mountain. He must have been afraid that the bamboo slip would cause harm to the world. It was well-intentioned.

Ning Tao looked at the certain coffin, and said secretly in his heart: "The words it said are so strange. Although I broke in here unintentionally, I finally unlocked its seal, and I was the one who gave it freedom. Why did it Have so much resentment against me? It's as if I killed its father."

what has happened,

It feels like a dream.

He even felt that he was always in a dream and never woke up.

This feels really weird.

"Ahem..." A cough came from behind.

Ning Tao put away his thoughts and looked away, quite surprised.

Shan Pu is still alive.

A hole the size of a bowl was blown out of his chest, and his back could be seen from the front of his chest. He survived such a terrifying injury!

But it's not far from death.

If the relationship between him and death is to be measured by distance, then most of his body has been shut in the gate of hell, and now only two soles of his feet are left.

Ning Tao walked over to Shan Pu: "Do you have anything else to say?"

"Ahem..." Shanpu opened his mouth to speak, but blood kept pouring out of his throat.

Ning Tao comforted: "Don't worry, take your time."

It was fine if he didn't say that, but as soon as he said that, Shan Pu spit out a big mouthful with a "poof".

Ning Tao said with concern: "Mr. President, what makes you so persistent?"

"You...you...didn't you say you won't kill me?" Shan Pu finally said a relatively complete sentence.

Ning Tao spread his hands, with an innocent expression on his face: "I didn't do it on purpose, the weapon spirit in your body is awakened, I'm fighting it, not you. But it's controlling your body again, I won't hit you , who shall I hit?"

"My... day... Nima..." When the words fell, there was a "cough" sound from Shan Pu's throat. It was the sound of dying, and right after that, his pupils began to slacken and he lost his breath.

Ning Tao originally wanted to ask him a few questions, and use the waste, but he didn't expect this guy to persist until now, just to scold him, and died after scolding him. He neither hit nor scolded, the depression in his heart had nowhere to vent.

It's true, people are dead, do you still care about your beating and scolding?

Ning Tao took Shanpu's body out of the inverted pyramid space, and then flew in the same direction as the blue divine cloud.

Along the way, he paid attention to the whereabouts of the bamboo slip, but that guy was not a person, there was no smell left in the air, and he came and went without a trace, and he never found any trace left by the bamboo slip.

In the forest, the few women didn't speak, Chao Chao and Ling'er walked up and down in the small open space, like two ants in a hot pot. Agni looked at the direction Ning Tao was leaving from time to time, and his face was full of anxiety and worry.

Ning Tao's body is tied with the hope of the entire human race, and his every move is holding her heartstrings tightly.

Bi Mingzhu looked at Lie Huo, with an intriguing smile on the corner of her mouth: "Miss Lie Huo, Chao Chao and Ling'er are understandably worried, after all, they are old wives, so why are you so anxious? "

Li Huo's face blushed a little, and he said in embarrassment: "I'm not in a hurry, why am I in a hurry? Brother Ning is a sword fairy, and he can easily kill Shanpu. I'm not worried at all."

Such duplicity can't be hidden from Bi Mingzhu's eyes.

Bi Mingzhu saw it in her eyes and was happy in her heart. She waved to Li Huo: "Sister Li Huo, come here."

"What are you doing?" Li Huo didn't move, she was a majestic God of War, she could be summoned by anyone, no matter what, the grand master's airs had to be maintained.

"Okay, I'll come over and tell you." Bi Mingzhu lowered her posture and came to Lihuo's side.

Lie Huo looked at Bi Mingzhu, wondering what Bi Mingzhu wanted to say to her, but she didn't ask.

Bi Mingzhu moved close to Li Huo's ear and whispered, "Sister Li Huo, what do you think of sending that person off?"

Lie Huo is not the first time to hear Bi Mingzhu call Ning Tao "Old Song". Who is the old song in Bi Mingzhu's mouth? sense of justice."

Bi Mingzhu asked again: "Then do you like him?"

Li Huo froze on the spot, embarrassed to death.

She didn't even think about this question herself, but Bi Mingzhu asked her in front of her face. It would be better if Bi Mingzhu is not Ning Tao's wife, but Bi Mingzhu is Ning Tao's wife, what does it mean to ask her like this?

Bi Mingzhu said in a persuasive manner: "Don't be embarrassed, if you like Laosong, you can tell it. You see, this is not the first time I have been a matchmaker for Laosong. I am the matchmaker of Chao Chao, and I am also the matchmaker of Linger." Matchmaker, now that they are all married to Lao Song, they will probably become mothers in a while. You are not young anymore, and it is time to think about your life's major events, you will not be the god of war all your life, will you?"

Agni: "..."

She never dreamed that Bi Mingzhu would say such a thing to her, her face blushed suddenly without preparation, and she didn't know what to say for a while.

You dead matchmaker...

How can you match your man like this!

Seeing the blush on Lie Huo's face, Bi Mingzhu was happy: "Look, you are blushing, you must like it in your heart, right? Leave this on me."

Li Huo hurriedly said: "No, no, I didn't say anything, and I won't agree."

Bi Mingzhu said with a smile: "Everyone is a woman, I understand, not wanting means wanting, not agreeing means agreeing, right?"

Agni said angrily, "Then I agree!"

A smile bloomed on Bi Mingzhu's face: "Sure enough, the sons and daughters of the world are informal. Since you agreed, then it's a deal. I'll tell him when I send him back."

Agni: "..."

Can you explain clearly to such a person?

"Brother Ning is back!" Chao Chao said excitedly.

Lie Huo and Bi Mingzhu moved their eyes, and saw a blue divine cloud flying towards this side. When they saw it, it was still a few hundred meters away, and it arrived on this hillside in a blink of an eye.

"Sister Mingzhu, don't talk nonsense, I... I don't mean that." Lie Huo warned, she was afraid that Bi Mingzhu would go to propose marriage when Ning Tao came down, and said that she had agreed to it, which was simply absurd. Ugly.

Bi Mingzhu chuckled: "Then when I sleep with him at night, I will tell him, don't worry, I will take care of this matter."

Lie Huo looked at Bi Mingzhu's big bald head, and suddenly wanted to punch her bald head with his fist.

Ning Tao lowered the blue divine cloud, then retracted it, and Shanpu's body was also revealed.

"Yes...it's Shan Pu, the president of the Great Ape Empire!" Chao Chao said excitedly.

"Brother Ning, you killed Shan Pu! Wow!" Ling'er burst into tears with excitement, "I, I must tell my father the news! He will be very happy if he knows something."

Liehuo was still annoyed at Bi Mingzhu's messing around with her, but when she saw Shanpu's body, the anger in her heart disappeared in an instant, replaced by admiration and gratitude to Ning Tao.

What woman doesn't love heroes?

Not to mention the Sword Immortal.

However, what she doesn't know is that Ning Tao is not only a sword fairy, but Ning Tao is a god.

Although she said she didn't agree just now, but she asked herself if she wanted to, she actually thought about it in her heart, but she didn't want to show it or admit it.

After all, she is the God of War, how can she just fall in love with a man so casually and marry her, she has to maintain the God of War's reserve, the air of the God of War.

Where did Ning Tao know what Bi Mingzhu said to Lie Huo just now? He just glanced at Lie Huo lightly and then talked about the business: "At first I wanted to catch alive, but something happened and I had to kill Shanpu. Shanpu He is dead, let's take his body to the camp of the Great Ape Empire, and let those apes see it. If they retreat, I will let them live. If they want to avenge Shanpu, then I will destroy them .”

Bi Mingzhu said: "Okay, let's take Shanpu's body to the camp."

Li Huo secretly breathed a sigh of relief, Bi Mingzhu didn't tell Ning Tao about being a matchmaker, but for some reason, Bi Mingzhu didn't say anything, but she felt a little sense of loss in her heart.

A woman's heart, a sea needle.

A blue divine cloud flew up from the hillside and headed straight for the camp of the Great Ape Empire.