Chapter 1506: Great Director, Big Star
With Bai Xuzi's calm and smiling appearance, Ning Tao really couldn't help but want to pounce on him and blow his head off again.
But he didn't do that.
He also didn't believe that this old man was God. In fact, he didn't believe even a hair on this old man's body was real.
"The old man understands." Bai Xuzi said with a smile: "You want to kill this goddess, you came here to kill her, is the old man right?"
"Yes." Ning Tao said.
"So that's the case, you really are a pair of enemies." Bai Xuzi laughed and said: "I was originally a person next to my pillow, but God played tricks, the two live as one, before zero is one, destiny is useless, everything is nothingness, nothing There is nothing in nothing, and there is nothing in nothing.”
Ning Tao took half of the box before he said a word: "What the hell are you talking about?"
Bai Xuzi stroked his beard: "Ghosts are not things, and things are not things."
Ning Tao: "..."
Is this kind of dialogue still necessary to continue?
If the Door of Convenience works, he would already be digging his ears in the temple right now.
But the door of convenience cannot be used.
What's even weirder is that he couldn't even find the reason.
Bai Xuzi said again: "Fellow Daoist Ning, you are a natural middleman between good and evil, and it is your duty to act for the heavens, but this heaven is no longer what it used to be. This world also has its laws and destiny. Then It’s not something you can change if you want to. If you want a result, then this old man will show you a clear way.”
After speaking, he raised his hand and drew a circle in the void.
There was nothing in the circle, but when his hand was put down, a piece of golden light suddenly shot out, and a circular energy portal appeared in the void.
The golden light was shining brightly, and the runes flowed, giving it a sense of sacredness and mystery.
Bai Xuzi said: "Go, there is a clear road behind this door, the confusion in your heart will find the answer at the end of the road, and the problem you want to solve will also be solved at the end of the road."
Ning Tao didn't move.
Bai Xuzi frowned slightly: "If you are not a born middleman between good and evil,
Guardian of the way of heaven, will I, God, show you the way? The old man tells you that there is only one chance, after this village, there will be no such shop. "
Ning Tao said: "God pointed out the way, fools don't go, but before I go in, I want to ask, is there WiFi on the road? I am not used to not having WiFi."
A kind smile appeared on Bai Xuzi's face: "There is everything on Ming Road, if you want WiFi, it has WiFi, you can even connect your women and children to Ming Road, Go to the end of the road to find the answer, solve all the problems you want to solve, and get Dzogchen."
Ning Tao suddenly laughed: "Hahaha..."
"why are you laughing?"
Ning Tao said: "I once told my believers and people that there is WiFi in my Hall of Valor, as well as fine wine and beautiful women, but I know that there is nothing in my Hall of Valor. What you say now is against me. The words of my believers and people are exactly the same, you have to be more thoughtful when you deceive people, and you plagiarized my words but came to lie to me, how shameless are you?"
The smile on Bai Xuzi's face disappeared, and his face was not kind at all, replaced by a cold face.
Ning Tao's eyes also turned cold: "I don't care who you are, as long as I'm alive, your schemes won't succeed!"
"It's a pity that you are stubborn." Bai Xuzi shook his head and sighed.
Ning Tao suddenly stepped forward and punched Bai Xuzi in the chest.
Boom!
Baixuzi's entire body exploded under Ning Tao's fist, and minced flesh, blood, and bones rained out, and there was not a single piece on his body larger than the size of a fingernail.
Can't kill you with one punch?
Then I'll give you two punches!
If you can't die with two punches, I will punch you three times!
I want to see how many times you can be reborn!
Ning Tao waited for Baixuzi to be reborn, but this time Baixuzi did not reunite his flesh and blood. His flesh and blood were lying on the ground like fried sauce, so bright.
Really killed with three punches?
Ning Tao spat on the ground: "Just like you, you still want to fool me into jumping into a trap? Pooh!"
Bai Xuzi was still a puddle of fried sauce, without any response.
Ning Tao looked at the energy portal in the void. The energy portal was still there, and it didn't disappear because he punched Baixuzi.
This situation made him slightly taken aback.
If Baixuzi is really dead, then the energy portal he painted should lose its mana support and disappear, but the gate has not disappeared, so that means...
Suddenly footsteps came from behind.
Ning Tao hurriedly turned around.
A tall divine guard walked in, holding a long-handled machete in his hand, without any expression on his face.
But Ning Tao knew that this divine guard was not himself.
The divine guard suddenly grinned: "Haha, Fellow Daoist Ning, the old man is back!"
Nima!
You are so haunted!
"I told you that I am God. I am the biggest man in the sky and on earth. I am omnipotent, omnipresent, and lifeless. Do you think you can kill this old man who is God with a few small punches?" Bai Xuzi laughed and said: "You are really naive, but the old man is still willing to give you another chance, you see that the door of the Ming Road is still open, you still have time to go in now, but you have to understand that after passing this village This store is no longer there."
Then you wait for me in the next village?
go to hell!
Ning Tao's figure flickered, and he kicked the divine guard's chest.
God blocks and kills God with this kick, Buddha blocks and kills Buddha!
Shenwei's body exploded on the spot, blood, bones, and pieces of internal organs splashed all over the ground.
Ning Tao took another look at the so-called Minglu door.
The energy gate is still there.
Another divine guard came in from the gate of the temple, with a smile on his face: "Fellow Daoist Ning, look, I'm back again."
Ning Tao was about to collapse.
Bai Xuzi came striding forward, the long-handled machete in his hand was shining brightly, and the cold air was overwhelming.
Ning Tao suddenly wanted Bai Xuzi to pick up the machete and slash him, and then he would have a big fight with this guy.
To win is to win vigorously, and to die is to die clearly!
But in the current situation, he felt like being played by a fool.
He definitely wouldn't be fooled, but the idiot had a great time playing it, and it was the feeling of being played by the idiot that was the most uncomfortable.
But Bai Xuzi threw the machete on the ground casually, and then stepped into the so-called door of enlightenment that he opened, and disappeared in the golden light inside the door in a blink of an eye.
What is this operation?
Ning Tao stared wide-eyed, and suddenly the golden light surging in the door dissipated like a mist, and a person's back appeared in his sight.
It was the divine guard who had just walked in.
At the foot of the divine guard is a flat golden avenue, both sides of the avenue are full of sunflowers, and the golden sunflowers are blooming brilliantly, like thousands of sun fathers smiling at the same time.
The road is long, with no end in sight.
The sky is blue and white, and a red sun is rising.
This picture, this artistic conception, beautiful!
The divine guard turned around with a smile on his face: "Friend Daoist Ning, what are you waiting for? Come with me, and I will take you to witness the true way of heaven."
Baixuzi's voice came out from the door, a little changed, ethereal, distant and near, still muffled, seemed to have a bit of mana, to make people obedient and obedient.
Ning Tao couldn't help walking towards the so-called door of enlightenment.
"Come on, come on, come with me, there is nothing in this world to confuse you, you will get the real way of heaven, yes, you heard it right, the way of heaven belongs to you, it must belong to you!" Bai Xuzi's voice excited .
It's fine if he doesn't say that, Ning Tao stopped walking when he said that.
Bai Xuzi frowned slightly, and stopped in his tracks: "Fellow Daoist Ning, what's wrong with you?"
Ning Tao said: "I don't know who you are, I don't know what you are, but I know you are an idiot. You have to believe me, you can fool me if you try harder. Keep talking, keep acting, medicine Can't stop."
Bai Xuzi grinned: "Do you think I'm lying to you? You're wrong, take a closer look."
He waved his hand.
The scene in the so-called Gate of Bright Way became blurred, but became clear again in a blink of an eye.
The avenue is still the golden avenue, and the sunflowers on both sides of the avenue have not changed.
People have changed.
The divine guard disappeared, replaced by familiar and friendly faces. Nanmen Xunxian, Tang Zixian, Qing Zhui, Bai Jing, Ruan Tianyin, Xi'er, Immortal Fire Phoenix, A Shibo, Shimu Runhua, Lin Qingyu, Zhao Wushuang, Hu Ji, Hu Mei, Song Qingyin, And his children, a whole family stood on the golden and confused avenue, smiling at him and waving at him one by one.
"Husband, what are you still standing there waiting for?"
"Husband, come quickly."
"This world is going to be in chaos, won't you come and reunite with us?"
"Husband, the child is still young, you should stay with the child."
"Husband..."
The women chattered.
"Daddy, I want a hug."
"Dad, I want to hold it high."
"Dad, I want some candy."
"Dad, don't you want me?"
The children are also noisy.
Ning Tao knew that this was an illusion, but there was an irresistible urge in his heart to go in to reunite with his wife and children.
At this moment, a golden divine cloud appeared in the sky above the door.
Bai Xuzi sat on the cloud head, cross-legged, with a white whisk leaning on his elbow. He exudes golden light all over his body, with a golden halo of god on his head.
Is this what he looks like?
And this is just the beginning.
Gods appeared behind him one by one, those who rode donkeys, those who rode oxen, those who rode dragons, those who stepped on flying swords, those who played flute, those who played pipa, those who held pagodas in their hands, those who walked dogs, and so on. What kind of gods, each of them is sacred and mighty, with dignified treasures, and the golden light emitted by the densely packed crowd of gods can blind people's eyes.
The wives and children waved to Ning Tao again.
"Husband, look at the sky full of gods, let's go and be with the gods."
"This is a rare opportunity, husband, don't hesitate any longer, come in quickly."
"Dad, come here quickly."
"Father, I want to learn from that god who walks the dog."
"Dad, that goddess is smiling at me, I want him to feed me."
This is undoubtedly a big production, the leading role is a top traffic star, one person can take 80% of a play's budget, and even the group actors are first-line famous stars, willing to be green leaves to complement the red flower.
However, the director is an idiot.
The special effects are only worth fifty cents.
The only audience laughed: "I see, hahaha..."
PS: There is one more change, please update the code.