Chapter 1414 Traffic Accidents on the Ancient Silk Road

The cave in the Black Horn Tribe is quiet, at night in Huaguo, and in the afternoon here, there is still a ray of sunlight shining down in the cave, and the light is not bad.

In front of a few huts, one person and one dog are practicing. To be precise, the person is guiding and the dog is practicing.

This person is Chen Pingdao, and this dog is Xiaotiangou.

"Okay, let's stop here today." Chen Pingdao said, "I'm a little hungry, I should make lunch."

Xiao Tiangou said: "Master, I killed a wild boar yesterday, can I eat meat? I want to eat barbecue."

Chen Pingdao frowned immediately: "I know that eating meat, we cultivators had better avoid meat, not only kill, but also eat meat, do you want to become a dog fairy?"

Xiao Tiangou muttered: "I'm a dog, if I don't eat meat, do I eat grass?"

Chen Pingdao scolded: "You still dare to talk back?"

The Xiaotian dog didn't dare to talk back anymore, its ears moved suddenly, and then turned its head to look in the direction of the entrance. A golden auspicious cloud suddenly entered its line of sight, and it was stunned immediately, and said excitedly: "Master, what kind of cloud is that?"

Chen Pingdao also looked over and saw that cloud, he was also stunned: "That, that...that's Shenyun!"

After all, he is a cultivator who has lived for more than 2,000 years, far more knowledgeable than Xiaotiangou, a dog who has become a monk halfway. When he saw the golden cloud, he immediately thought of it.

The god cloud came slowly, the cloud was very big, and the surroundings were surging, and there was no god standing on it.

Chen Pingdao knelt down and shouted: "Disciple Chen Pingdao pays homage to the Great God, may I ask who the Great God is?"

No one on the cloud responded.

Chen Pingdao suddenly remembered something, and slapped Xiaotiangou on the dog's head with his palm, knelt down while pressing it, and urged: "Say goodbye to the Great God!"

Xiaotiangou also shouted: "Disciple Xiaotiangou pays homage to the Great God!"

Its nose moved, and it seemed to smell a familiar smell, but it was not sure, and the dog's face was confused.

The golden god cloud descended, and Chen Pingdao and Xiao Tiangou finally saw the god standing there. It was an old fairy with silver-white hair and beard, a thin face, and hale eyes. He was wearing a sky-blue Taoist robe, with a gourd around his waist, and the word "Dan" was engraved on the gourd.

"Ah!" Chen Pingdao exclaimed, kowtowed his head on the ground, and said, "It turns out that the Supreme Lord came to the humble house, and the disciple Chen Pingdao really cultivated for several lifetimes to achieve today's blessing!"

Xiaotiangou also followed Chen Pingdao's example and kowtowed down, but from the corner of his eyes, he was looking at the Taishang Laojun standing by the cloud. It feels that the smell is a bit familiar, but dare not say it. If it wasn't the person it imagined, it would be an offense to the gods.

The old fairy on the cloud coughed and said aloud, "Chen Pingdao, I know that I have cultivated for more than two thousand years, but I haven't become an immortal after more than two thousand years. What kind of immortal do you want to cultivate? I am observing in the sky. , see walking the dog all day, making tea, lying on the rocking chair and taking a nap, so lazy but stealing more than two thousand years of time from the sky, is it a crime?"

Chen Pingdao suddenly became nervous: "Disciple..."

The old fairy on the cloud said: "Now, if you say you are a dog, you can get away with it three times. Say it."

Chen Pingdao let out a long sigh of relief, and then said: "I am a dog, I am a dog, I am a dog."

"The crime is eliminated." The old fairy on the cloud said.

Chen Pingdao raised his head to look at the old fairy on the cloud, and was so moved that he burst into tears: "Thank you, Old Master Taishang, for your guidance.

Click on the maze to help disciples eliminate their crimes. The disciple was not talented, so he boldly asked the Taishang Laojun to accept his disciple as a disciple. The disciple was willing to guard the alchemy room for the Taishang Laojun and be a guard dog. "

Suddenly a golden light flashed, and the old fairy on the cloud disappeared, and then a man appeared again. The man was very young, dressed in modern clothes, and the key was that his face was still familiar.

When Chen Pingdao saw the face that suddenly appeared, his jaw fell to the ground with a bang, and a sentence came out of his mouth: "My day...is a kid!"

"Master!" Roaring Sky Dog also saw Ning Tao's face, cheered, stomped on all fours, and swished at Ning Tao on the Shenyun.

It smelled Ning Tao's scent just now, but it didn't dare to confirm it. Now that it saw Ning Tao's face, there was no doubt about it.

Ning Tao hugged Xiao Tiangou and said with a smile, "Oh, this dog is so heavy."

Xiaotiangou's tongue kept greeting Ning Tao's face.

For it, the closest person in the world is actually either Chen Pingdao or Ning Tao. If Ning Tao wasn't there, it would have been beaten to death by the dog-beating team long ago. How could it be where it is today.

Chen Pingdao stood up from the ground, blowing his beard and staring with anger: "Ning Tao! You are too much, you pretended to be a fairy to lie to me, and even tricked me into saying that I am a dog. Why are you so bad!"

Ning Tao accepted Shenyun, hugged Xiaotiangou and fell in front of Chen Pingdao, and said indifferently: "I am a god, why should I pretend to be, look, I am what I am now."

He put down the roaring dog, and with a flash of golden light, he really changed into Chen Pingdao's appearance.

Chen Pingdao was stunned again, he had never picked up the jaw that fell on the ground before.

"I'll show you another goddess." Ning Tao said.

With a flash of golden light, he turned into the appearance of the goddess of wisdom, Shemea, scantily clad and sexy. He stretched out his hand to hold Chen Pingdao's hand, but Chen Pingdao hurriedly retreated: "Don't, don't, don't, my boy body of more than two thousand years must not be harmed."

Ning Tao: "..."

He originally wanted to tease Chen Pingdao, but unexpectedly this guy thought that he wanted to take his virgin body. An old ass of more than two thousand years, who the hell wants a virgin body! No one wants to give away for nothing!

Ning Tao changed back: "Do you believe that I am a god now?"

Chen Pingdao said: "It's just a blindfold, at most it's a fairy, how can it be a god?"

Ning Tao smiled: "I don't know much, I'll show you another method."

He reached out, and a golden seal appeared in the palm of his hand, which was the seal of wind. With a wave of his hand, the seal of the wind flew to the ground, shining brightly. In an instant, there was a storm in the cave, the trees were blown off one after another, and several thatched huts of Chen Pingdao were also torn down.

Chen Pingdao jumped and shouted: "Stop it, stop it, don't you believe me? This is going to demolish my house!"

The wind is gone.

The home is gone.

Chen Pingdao looked at the hut that had been blown to pieces, with tears in his eyes.

Ning Tao probed and took another seal, and the seal also fell to the ground, and the ground shook in an instant, the sand turned into stone, and the stone wall was built, and a majestic stone house was built in a blink of an eye.

Chen Pingdao laughed again: "I understand, because Xiaotiangou and I didn't live well, so we demolished the hut and built this stone house for us, right?"

With a light wave of Ning Tao's hand, the stone house was flattened, the ground was bare, not a single stone brick was left.

"..." Chen Pingdao's smile suddenly froze on his face.

Ning Tao is smiling

Said: "This guy is too lazy to die, and he is content with health and pleasure. I am here this time to give Xiaotiangou and Xiaotian a great fortune. I created a new world on Mars, where there is a palace residence, full of aura, and Xiaotian. Go to Mars and guard the gate for me."

If he didn't blow up Chen Pingdao's comfort zone, this guy definitely didn't want to go to Mars, that's why he came out just now. Of course, molesting Chen Pingdao was also one of his goals, who let this guy cheat him so badly back then.

Only then did Chen Pingdao come back to his senses: "What are you doing to open up a new world on Mars?"

Ning Tao said: "This earth is a mortal prison. Only when you go out will you know how good it is outside. You will be satisfied after living for more than two thousand years. I have seen traffickers in the fairy world who have lived for seven or eight hundred years. I don't want to Live another ten thousand years?"

"I...I'll think about it." Chen Pingdao seemed hesitant.

Ning Tao said to Xiaotiangou: "Xiaotiangou, come with me, go to Mars and guard the gate for me."

Xiaotiangou said without hesitation: "Good master, I will follow to Mars."

Ning Tao smiled: "Then let's go now, and leave Master here alone to enjoy the happiness."

Chen Pingdao was in a hurry: "Destroyed my cave, I still wanted to be a fart of Qingfu, took Xiaotian away, and I followed. Didn't you mean to give me and Xiaotian a great fortune? Yes, yes. .”

Ning Tao took out a small porcelain bottle from the big sun gourd and threw it to Chen Pingdao.

Chen Pingdao took the small porcelain bottle, opened it impatiently and took a look.

There are two golden elixirs in the small porcelain bottle, which are golden and full of divinity.

"God-level... Xunzu Pill?" Chen Pingdao was stunned on the spot.

Ning Tao said: "I took the time to refine it, one, one Xiaotiangou, don't eat it at once, it's too weak, I can't stand it, put it away now."

Chen Pingdao hastily put the cork on the bottle, and without hesitation this time, he gave Ning Tao a deep bow: "That... thank you, this is indeed a great fortune, if Xiaotian refines this god-level ancestor-seeking pill I guess I can cultivate a human form."

"Wow, woof!" Xiao Tiangou was very excited.

Ning Tao called out the golden god cloud: "Come with me, I will take us to the new world of Mars."

Chen Pingdao and Xiaotiangou jumped onto Shenyun.

"Wait!" Chen Pingdao suddenly remembered something, "I still have some spiritual materials that were blown away by the wind, I have to take them, wait for me."

But Ning Tao held him back, and said with a smile: "Don't let those scumbag spiritual materials go. I brought a lot of spiritual materials from Shenshan and Immortal Realm, and I have a share with Xiaotiangou."

"Wow, woof, woof!" Xiao Tiangou circled Ning Tao excitedly.

Chen Pingdao sighed, with a look of shame on his face: "At the beginning when I handed over the clinic, I wanted to get away, but I didn't expect to create a god to come out. It's good fortune to make fun of people, good fortune to make fun of people."

It's also fortunate that it was Ning Tao who cheated him. Instead of holding grudges, Ning Tao gave him such a great fortune. If it were someone else, he might have brought a knife to kill people.

Over Africa, a golden divine cloud flew to the east. When passing the ancient Silk Road, a stealth bomber with a star flag suddenly appeared on the road ahead, and the golden cloud couldn't dodge it, so it bumped into it.

Boom!

There was a raging fire in the sky, and debris rained down like raindrops.

Ning Tao looked guilty and said to himself: "I'm sorry, I don't set up a red light or a green light..."