Chapter 1179 Salted Egg Heaven and Man

There is a river in Meiyu Canyon, named Tianhe, and any stone picked up by the river is Lingyu. As soon as the sky shines, the ground is full of brilliance, beautiful and beautiful. Meiyu Castle is located at the source of the Tianhe River, on the hillside of Baiyu Mountain. The mountain is covered with ice and snow all year round, crystal clear, even the rocks are white spiritual jade, it is a veritable White Jade Mountain.

In the culture of heaven and man, Meiyu Canyon is the most beautiful place in the entire fairyland, and the scenery there is all painted by the supreme god with a brush. And the beautiful jade castle is a bright pearl on the white jade mountain. Even the bricks used to build the walls are all hewn from spiritual jade mined from the white jade mountain. It is known as the most beautiful castle in the heaven.

In the Kingdom of Heaven, no nobleman would dare to compare his wealth with the Duke of Shanpu, because no one has as much money as him.

Shanpu has a lot of money, but his son is pitifully small. There is only one son named Ovi Shanpu.

The Duke of Sanpu regarded his only son as the treasure in his palm, the flesh and blood of his heart, and even made a will before the expedition, leaving everything to Ovi Sanpu.

But he had no other choice.

Overseas Pu has a very special hobby, he likes to eat eggs.

What he likes to eat is not the eggs laid by chickens and ducks, but picked from Xiannu.

He is the only son of the Duke of Samp. He was spoiled and spoiled since he was a child, and he did whatever he wanted. He ate the forbidden fruit since he was very young. As a result, he was out of control and went farther and farther on the road of indulgence. As a result, it is very imaginary at a very young age, and when it is the most serious, it can't even act. Later, I don't know where he got a folk prescription, which is to eat eggs to supplement the body.

Facts have proved that there is such a thing. After eating for a while, he regained some abilities. Since then, he has fallen in love with eating eggs. For this reason, he also researched and invented several different eating methods, such as grilling, stewing, braised, dipping sauce and steaming, etc.

In the past few days, he has always wanted to give Lao Shanpu a surprise, that is, when Lao Shanpu returns triumphantly, he will pull a noble celestial woman, point to the woman's belly and tell Lao Shanpu: Father, you I'm going to be a grandpa!

Happy or not?

Happy or not?

Thinking of beautiful things in his heart, Ovishanpu suddenly trembled a few times.

The celestial woman who was with him made a very loud voice, and that voice seemed to penetrate the roof of the castle and fly straight to the sky beyond the clouds.

"Young master is really powerful, you have completely conquered her." The celestial girl had a flattering smile on her face, and the expression on her face looked exhausted but satisfied.

Although this expression is very contradictory, but the contradiction is just right, making people fantasize and have a special sense of conquest.

Overseas Pu laughed: "Really?"

"Of course it's true." The heavenly woman turned her head shyly, and when she turned her face away, there was a disgusted expression on her pretty face.

Nima, you're ga over when someone counts to thirty-six, you still have the guts to ask if it's true, don't you have any compulsion in your mind?

Overseas Pu felt very good, and smiled happily: "I said, I will completely conquer you."

The face of the celestial woman turned into a toothache expression again. Although women are naturally good at acting, sometimes they act so embarrassingly, it's too fake, and they have no soul at all.

At this moment, a servant's voice came from outside the door: "Young master, we have captured that fairy and are about to take him to the dungeon."

Ovishanpu said: "Let's take him to the dungeon first, take him to the kitchen."

"Yes, I'll go right away." The attendant left.

Overseas Pu climbed off the bed, put on his clothes and walked towards the door. When he reached the door, he stopped and looked back at the celestial woman, with a wicked smile on his face: " My baby, you stay here and don't go, I will be back soon."

The celestial woman said coquettishly: "Young master, I can't even walk, where else can I go?"

"Hahaha..." Ovishanpu smiled happily, and went out in high spirits.

When the door closed, the woman lying on the bed pursed her lips: "Bah!"

The kitchen is on the far left of Meiyu Castle, a certain distance from the main body of the castle. After all, it is a place for cooking, and there are cooking fumes, uncomfortable ingredients and food waste. Both Lao Shanpu and Xiao Shanpu are fastidious people, so naturally they would not build their kitchens next to their residences.

There is a warehouse for stacking ingredients next to the kitchen, and there is an open space in front of the door. The open space was covered with pieces of spiritual jade and a wooden cross.

This cross has nothing to do with God, but only with ingredients.

When Overshamp came to the open space in front of the kitchen, a person was already tied to the cross. The man's hair was disheveled and his body was covered with injuries. He looked very tired, but his eyes were shining with a fierce light. I'm afraid, if he hadn't been tied to a wooden frame, he would have jumped on him and bit someone to death with his teeth.

A large group of celestial beings, immortals and immortals armed to the teeth knelt on one knee, and respectfully called out: "Young master!"

Ovishanpu waved his hand, and went straight to the cross, carefully looked at the man tied to the wooden frame, and then asked, "Are you the pink thief?"

The man on the wooden frame blew the hair in front of his eyes, revealing a bloody young face, and a sinister smile emerged from the corner of his mouth: "My surname is Liu Mingjun, and my Taoist name is Huajianzi. Thief, it is your grandpa!"

Overseas Pu frowned, and suddenly punched Liu Jun's lower abdomen.

There was a muffled sound.

Huajianzi Liu Jun smiled ferociously: "Hahaha... You haven't eaten for a few days, the fuck is this all you have?"

A celestial being next to him came up, and hit Liu Jun's head with the handle of a gun. Liu Jun's head suddenly tilted, and there was a cut on his head, and blood dripped down his cheek.

"Damn it, if you dare to be powerless to our young master, if you dare to curse again, you will be killed immediately!" Xianwu said viciously that day.

Liu Jun breathed a sigh of relief, but a series of sly laughter came out of his mouth again: "Hehehe... I have never been a person who is afraid of death. Killing, snatching, and insulting mortal women, I just can't understand you heavenly beings, so I came to your heavenly kingdom to play with your heavenly women, I will count them for you... As of last night, the one... I play Thirty-six celestial and human women, maybe there is your sister or your mother, hahaha!"

This is why he is called the "Pink Bandit". He roams around in the kingdom of heaven and commits crimes. When many heavenly and human women talk about Pink Bandit, Chrysanthemum will be nervous.

"You fucking court death!" That day, Xianwu hit Liu Jun's head with another gun handle.

Liu Jun accepted it and didn't care at all.

"Back off." Ovishanpu said.

That day Ren Xianwu gave Liu Jun a bitter look, and then retreated.

Oversham snapped his fingers.

A fairy slave in white clothes came out of the kitchen, holding a box made of Lingyu in his hand. The box was carved with many patterns, which was very exquisite.

In the kingdom of heaven, most of the rich and noble families have fairy slave chefs from the celestial lands. Heaven and humans are not good at cooking, so fairy slaves who can cook are far more valuable and in demand than young and beautiful fairy women in the slave market. The fairy slave chef is also the only slave category that will not be abused by heaven and man, and of course it is limited to the master's home.

Chef Xiannu knelt in front of Aoweishanpu, and lifted the lid of the Lingyu box for Aoweishanpu.

Inside the Lingyu box were several exquisite knives, spoons, bowls and dishes made of top-quality Lingyu, dipping plates and the like.

These are the tools used by Ovieshanpu to fetch and eat eggs.

It is said that just this set of tools and tableware for picking and eating eggs is worth 10,000 cents, which is extremely luxurious.

Another attendant came up to tie an apron on Ovishanpu, put on leather gloves for him, and finally handed him the offending knife carefully into his hand. The whole process is full of ritual and very particular.

When Aoweishanpu stood in front of Liu Jun again, he was no longer Aoweishanpu, he was an egg-eating expert Oweishanpu.

"No one has ever dared to be rude to me. I will castrate you, and then chop you up and feed you to the dogs." Ovishanpu said flatly.

"Speech!" Liu Jun spat out a mouthful of blood.

It's a pity that heaven and man are too tall. Even Ovishanpu, who is only of medium stature, is at least 2.5 meters tall. All his blood spit out on Ovishanpu's gold-rimmed apron.

Ovishanpu stretched out his right hand holding the knife to Liu Jun's trouser waist.

Liu Jun suddenly became tense, and his breathing was obviously much faster than before. He is not afraid of death, but this is not the way he wants to die. What he likes most is to die lying on the belly of a celestial woman, not the way of being castrated and then chopped up to feed the dogs.

But……

He has no choice.

"Ah—" he roared angrily.

Ovishanpu sneered: "Call, the more you scream, the more excited you will be, your eggs will be filled with blood and male substances, and your eggs will have higher quality. My favorite is you The egg of a fairy, if you improve the quality a little bit, it will be more perfect."

Liu Jun couldn't call out.

Overseas Pu stretched out the exquisite knife...

Boom!

Suddenly there was a muffled sound.

All eyes were focused on the direction of the sound.

That's the warehouse next to the kitchen.

It's weird, the warehouse that was fine just now is emitting ink smoke.

Beep...beep...beep...

Suddenly, a strange sound came from the originally quiet warehouse.

Ovishanpu retracted the exquisite knife: "What's the matter, go and see!"

Several celestial beings, immortals and immortals immediately walked towards the warehouse.

At this moment, the door of the warehouse suddenly opened automatically, and a cloud of ink smoke gushed out from the door.

Several Celestial Immortals and Immortal Warriors who went up to check stopped vigilantly, and there was even Celestial Immortal and Immortal General Aowei Shanpu surrounded here.

Indistinctly, someone came in the smoke of ink painting.

ps: I went to Hangzhou in a meat shot, this is a regular update.