Chapter 1126: The Most Chaotic Relationship in History
On the hillside, the grass is a mess. Pieces of turf disappeared, the originally flat ground became potholes, and grass roots and blades of grass were everywhere on the ground.
The little vixen stood on the lawn, looking hopeless. She wanted to chase after him to have a look, but Ning Tao asked her to stay here, and she dared not go against Ning Tao's wishes. Just wait, she was anxious again.
Blame the scout!
Don't come early, don't come late, but come at the most critical moment!
I'm going to kill him!
Ahhh!
Another ball of turf flew up.
A cloud of ink mist suddenly flew over.
"Brother-in-law!" Hu Mei became agitated when she saw the cloud, but she was stunned for a while, because there were two heavenly beings on the ink cloud.
The ink mist cloud descended, and Ning Tao collected the cloud.
Ye Guigen and Ye Fanxian were still staring at Ning Tao's feet. The siblings were obviously curious about how the cloud came out and disappeared.
But at this moment, Hu Mei let out a roar, jumped up and kicked Ye Fanxian.
Dare to ruin the good deeds of this fairy!
This fairy kicked you to death!
Ning Tao's figure flickered, and he stretched out his big hand, hugging Humei's small waist, and stopped her. Hu Mei stubbornly kicked twice, but the kicks were all air.
"Brother-in-law, why are you stopping me?" Hu Mei said angrily, "I want to teach these two scouts a lesson!"
Ning Tao said, "They are not scouts, nor are they ordinary celestial beings. Their father is an immortal from Mortal Immortal Land."
Hu Mei was stunned for a moment, feeling angry in her heart but couldn't find a place to vent it.
Ning Tao let go of Humei, "Humei, this is Ye Fanxian, this is Ye Guigen, they are all very hard-working people, I want to take them to Hanxing City together, let's get to know each other."
Ye Fanxian and Ye Guigen bowed slightly to Hu Mei, and said politely, "The fox way is friendly."
Hu Mei is not easy to put on airs, so she bowed slightly, "The two Ye Dao are friendly.
"
Then there was nothing to say, after all, it was the first time we met, and we had nothing to talk about.
Humei pulled Ning Tao aside, leaned close to Ning Tao's ear, and whispered, "Brother-in-law, these two black-haired heavenly beings are indeed somewhat different, but there is no guarantee that they are not scouts or spies from the kingdom of heaven. Aren't they more convenient? If you don't have the heart to do it, sister-in-law, I'll do it for you. "
"You still know that you are sister-in-law?" Ning Tao said angrily.
A charming smile emerged from the corner of Humei's mouth, "I also know that you are a godfather.
Ning Tao "..."
His mind was originally clean, but once he returned to the little vixen, her words, smiles, actions, and even her unique smell would lead him to the wrong place. He couldn't control his mind at all, and had to recall what happened before.
He almost became Tao Yuanming.
"Brother-in-law, you have to get rid of the roots when weeds are cut. In order to prevent future troubles, you can let me kill those two heavenly beings." Hu Mei muttered again.
Ning Tao put on a serious face, "Your brother-in-law, I am a natural middleman between good and evil. Punishing evil and promoting good is my bounden duty. You follow me. You can kill bad people at will, but you can only help but not punish good people, let alone kill them." , do you remember?"
"Oh." Hu Mei obediently responded, not daring to say any more murderous words.
Ning Tao said again, "They are mixed-race heavenly beings. They can help us better understand heavenly beings, know ourselves and the enemy, and be victorious in all battles. Therefore, you should treat them better in the future and don't let others look at you. They are originally It's bitter enough, you have to give others a little more warmth, remember?"
Jade is not cut, not a device.
A vixen will not behave unless he is taught.
"Then...brother-in-law, when will we..." The little vixen stammered, but also reservedly.
Ning Tao also understood what she wanted to say and what it meant, but it was difficult to answer, and such words fell into his ears, and his heart felt like a cat's paw was gently scratching his Be careful, itching quietly, it can't stop.
There is only one medicine that can cure this kind of itch, but once you take this medicine, you can't stop it. You have to take it for a lifetime, how dare you take it indiscriminately?
"Brother-in-law..." The little vixen bumped Ning Tao's waist, and became disobedient again.
Ning Tao had a headache, and said angrily, "Well... go to your sister and let her arrange it."
"Yeah!" The little fox laughed.
Beside, the Ye family brothers and sisters looked at Ning Tao and Hu Mei helplessly, their eyes were a little confused.
"Aren't you brother-in-law? I look like a sister." Ye Guigen said in a low voice.
Ye Fanxian asked curiously, "You have never seen that woman's sister, how do you know that she looks like her sister?"
Ye Guigen said angrily, "I can't explain it to you, stupid head."
Ye Fanxian frowned, but didn't say anything.
The elder brother always yields to the younger sister.
Ye Guigen whispered again, "Brother, I can feel that this Immortal King is a very nice person, we can no longer call him Fellow Daoist."
"What's your name if you don't call it Fellow Daoist?" Ye Fanxian asked.
"It has to be called Immortal King or Lord." Ye Guigen said.
"Oh, I see." Ye Fanxian said, he is actually not a stupid mind, but he doesn't understand some things, and his reaction is slower.
This is Ning Tao and Hu Mei walking over.
But without waiting for Ning Tao to say anything, Ye Guigen bowed down, "Meet His Majesty the Immortal King."
Ye Fanxian also bowed down, "Meet His Majesty the Immortal King, my brother and sister are willing to follow His Majesty the late King, and willing to listen to His Majesty the Immortal King."
Ning Tao was overjoyed, and he really wanted to accept these two people, but after all, this was the first time they met, so it was difficult to speak, so he didn't say it. Now that the two brothers and sisters can contribute by themselves, it couldn't be better.
Ning Tao smiled, and stretched out his hand to support Ye Fanxian, "Okay, okay, then you brothers and sisters will follow me in the future. I lack a housekeeper by my side, so why don't you, Fanxian, take over."
"Yes." Ye Fanxian replied respectfully, with an excited expression. This is the first time we met, the Immortal King actually entrusted him with the important task of being a housekeeper!
But he didn't know that if in the mortal world the king's housekeepers were all eunuchs.
But Ning Tao is not that particular, he just lacks a person who usually helps with chores, such as arranging for some people to clean up, and he will send whatever expenses are needed to the palaces. With such a job, he would definitely not cut up other people's birds.
Ning Tao helped Ye Guigen up again, with a smile on his face, "Guigen, I lack a teacher, why don't you come and be my teacher."
"Teacher? I..." Ye Guigen suddenly became nervous, "Xiaomin has little talent and low cultivation, how can he be the teacher of His Majesty the Immortal King? This is absolutely unacceptable, unacceptable."
Ning Tao smiled and said, "I don't want you to teach me cultivation, I want you to teach me the characters of heaven and man, and some cultural knowledge related to heaven and man. I think this is okay?"
"This..." Ye Guigen didn't know whether to agree or not, he looked embarrassed and nervous for a moment.
Ye Fanxian said, "Sister, why are you still hesitating? This is a gift from His Majesty the late king. My mother is the only female bachelor in Hanxing City. She has taught you so many things, which can just come in handy."
Ning Tao was even happier, and said with a smile, "It's actually like this, then I will definitely be your teacher, please be respected by the students."
After speaking, he bowed deeply to Ye Guigen.
Ye Guigen hurriedly supported Ning Tao's arm, looking very nervous, "I, I promise, Your Majesty the late king, don't do this, Xiaomin can't bear it."
Ning Tao smiled and said, "Immortal Kings also have teachers, so why not bear it, I will call you Teacher Xiaoye from now on."
"This..." Ye Guigen still didn't know what to do.
Ye Fanxian really wanted to slap his sister on the back of the head, but after thinking about it, he held back.
He also said that I was a wooden head.
I think you're the dumb head.
Ning Tao couldn't help but take a closer look at her Teacher Xiaoye. She was 2.23 meters tall and had legs below her waist. Her long legs were a little bit longer than the undead Fire Phoenix. The long, yellow legs are strong and well-proportioned, and they are absolutely unique. With a delicate face, blue eyes shining like jewels, and a head of black hair that is soft and natural, she is actually an exotic beauty.
Ye Guigen and Ning Tao looked a little embarrassed, and lowered his head slightly. But her height, Ning Tao is also at the height of her chest, and she can see it even if she lowers her head.
Ning Tao was also embarrassed to keep staring at him, and then changed the subject, "I'll take you back to the camp, but there is one thing I want to tell you first."
The brothers and sisters of the Ye family said in unison, "Please give orders from His Majesty the late king."
Ning Tao glanced at Hu Mei beside him, and it was difficult to say something, but he still had to say, "Well... what did you hear her call me just now?"
"Brother-in-law." Ye Guigen rushed to answer the question.
Ning Tao looked embarrassed, "Well, it's like this... After you go back, if you hear her calling me godfather, you just pretend you didn't hear anything, okay?"
The siblings were immediately taken aback.
Hu Mei giggled, then stretched out her hand to hold Ning Tao's arm, and called "Godfather" affectionately.
Ning Tao "..."
The brothers and sisters of the Ye family were even more confused.
It was brother-in-law before.
Now godfather.
The goddaughter didn't avoid suspicion at all and took her godfather's arm. The godfather who yelled sweetly, how could she treat His Majesty the late king as a godfather?
What kind of complicated relationship is this?
However, Ye Fanxian's reaction was also quick, and he bowed down, "So it's Her Royal Highness."
Hu Mei hurriedly pulled Ye Fan up first, "I don't want to be a princess, so please don't call me your highness in the future."
Ye Fanxian "..."
"Okay, let's go. I'll introduce a few more people to you brothers and sisters when we get back." Ning Tao said.
Hu Mei added, "After you go back, you met my elder sister. Her name is Hu Ji, and she is also my godfather's goddaughter. If you hear her called godfather, you also pretend that you don't know anything, remember?"
so complicated!
Both brothers and sisters of the Ye family nodded.
No matter what kind of messy and complicated relationship it is, we mountain people should just pretend not to know it!