People Are in Konoha, This Naruto Is Lying Flat

Chapter 338 Even Though My Heart Feels Like an Ocean, My Words Are Gentle and Gentle.

He returned home and saw Kyuubi lying on the sofa melancholy, looking listless. I ignored it and went into the kitchen to get water.

A one-month ban on alcohol means that Naruto will no longer provide Kyuubi with any alcohol, but it does not restrict it from finding ways to drink on its own.

But no matter what, the wine I got was just enough to satisfy my craving.

The next day.

When Naruto woke up and washed up, he passed by the living room and saw Kyuubi squirming uneasily. He glanced at himself a few times when nothing happened, but immediately retracted when he was discovered.

"You bitch is in heat!" Naruto cursed.

"You're just in heat!" Jiuwei lost all airs and pointed at him with his paw. "I have a proposal, about banning alcohol for a month. Are you interested in hearing it?"

"Not interested." Naruto raised his eyebrows and touched his hair that was not yet dry. "Do I seem like the kind of person without principles? There is nothing to say."

"I plan to let you meet that stupid owner. I have a way to let you." Kyuubi was stunned for a moment, "Okay, if that's the case, forget it."

"Wait a minute, I think principles can be flexible. Rules should be strict with oneself and lenient with others." Naruto coughed.

At noon, the sun rises three poles high.

"So, are you clear?" Naruto was clearly explaining the pros and cons of various evil god altars to Kurama Yakumo, and there was nothing to avoid.

Kurama Yakumo nodded and hummed.

This was her own choice, and she didn't pay attention to what Naruto said about suffering a little physical pain. No matter what, she wants to be a ninja.

This is the meaning of her life and the biggest motivation for her to live.

"Now that you understand everything, I won't talk nonsense." Naruto stretched out his hand to hold the tea cup and drank it all in one breath, making Kurama Yakumo's eyelids jump.

This man is ruthless in everything he does, and Kurama Yakumo is still afraid of Naruto.

"Let's begin." He said, directly bringing Kurama Yakumo into the sealed space, turned around and threw it into the altar of the evil god.

The Cult of the Evil God's goal has been reduced from ten to eight. One-fifth of the progress of task three has been completed. If you work harder, you can probably go faster.

If there is no operation option, he can find a bunch of irrelevant characters to recharge. But I was very excited after discovering the operable options, and the reward for mission three suddenly became higher.

He could definitely use the evil god's tiger skin to create a whirlpool of ten nymphs, which would help him complete the second task. The Seven Ninja Swordsmen are all younger brothers.

When I find time, I will definitely keep all their Ninja swords as my own.

Of course, it was just a thought in a bad taste, and he never thought about actually trying to get the Uzumaki Shi Musume. It's just that the first three are all women, so it was a natural thought.

If I don’t have time in the future, I will probably be directly included as an assistant if I find someone suitable. From now on, he doesn't have to run around anymore. He can sit at home like Nagato and his men can travel everywhere.

As long as he can lie down in peace from now on, he doesn't have to be a savior, and the trouble won't affect him, it's enough. At that time, he could lie back and enjoy it leisurely.

After thinking about it, Naruto was suddenly stunned. Damn it, did he not go in?

Kurama Yakumo wouldn't have been beaten to the point of mental breakdown, right?

He hurriedly sank into the sealed space, ignoring the two Yumu people in the cage, and went directly into the altar of the evil god shrouded in gray mist.

"Ah!!! Stop fighting!"

"are you crazy!"

The expected scene of Kurama Yakumo being beaten did not appear, but he saw Hydrangea and Yin Du fighting back and forth, with tears always hanging in his eyes.

He was obviously begging for mercy, but his body instinctively went into battle.

Kurama Yakumo stood aside, looking at the scene, slightly dazed. He seemed to be at a loss and didn't know what to do.

Naruto sighed, casually touched a bit of Shiro's ashes, and directly reincarnated Shiro into the dirt.

Okay, 2v2, let’s fight.

As for whether Kurama Yakumo will go against Yin Du or Shiro, that is a question he needs to consider. Anyway, there will be no death at the Altar of the Evil God, so feel free to fight.

The more he thought about it, the more Naruto felt like he was raising a gu. Fortunately, the strength of the reincarnated person from the dirty land is already established. In other words, it is just a whetstone for Kurama Yakumo and Hydrangea.

After withdrawing his consciousness from the sealed space, he silently walked away from the extremely silent Satomi Hill Villa.

In the afternoon, he and Choji made an appointment to have tea alone. It was mainly Naruto who was invited by Choji. The little fat man seemed a little nervous, and his whole person revealed a sense of anxiety.

"Choji, if you need to urinate urgently, you can go to the toilet. If that doesn't work, you can use a bottle." Naruto put down the tea cup, "We are all men, so it is understandable that you urinate frequently and urgently."

Dingci is also an honest person, and he defended in a huffy voice, "I'm not."

"Naruto, Shikamaru is getting married soon."

"Ang, I know." He responded, "What's wrong?"

"Do you remember? Shikamaru used to be..."

"Choji, stop beating around the bush, I'm going to leave if you don't get down to business." Naruto muttered, "I'm very busy right now, and I have to see Hinata tonight."

Even his friends are probably aware of the complicated relationship between him, Ino and Hinata. But there are some things he can say to Choji but not to Akira Shikamaru.

Probably because Choji has a strict mouth, the relationship between the two is stronger. Choci is a kind-hearted fat man who can't bear Ino's sadness and doesn't want to trick his good friend.

"It's not good for you to be like this, Naruto, if Ino knew"

"It's okay if you don't say no. God knows and earth knows that you know and that I know." Naruto said, "Okay, let's talk about your business. Come on, don't be whiny."

"Well, you know that Shikamaru and I are in the same situation, and we're about to get married." Chouji said coyly, "So..."

"Oh, it's good to get married." Naruto agreed absently, obviously without any sincerity.

"So, what difficulties did you encounter?" he asked tentatively.

"More or less, I'm actually a little panicked," Dingci said, "I'm getting married all of a sudden, but my relationship with her is actually still there."

His eyelids twitched as he stared at Choji, gradually trying to figure out a taste. Brother Xiaochu is ready to make a move and is hesitant.

"Holding hands?" he asked.

"That's not a big deal, I've already taken care of him." Dingji shook his head.

"Physical contact?"

"Does a hug count?"

"Oh~" Naruto suddenly realized. Seeing that there was no one on either side, he lowered his voice and made a gesture that every man could understand to Dingci. Dingci immediately blushed.

"Don't talk nonsense!" Dingci felt a little embarrassed.

"Just tell me if you have it?"

"No." Dingci regained his appearance, lowered his head and muttered, talking about it from left to right.

"Choji, you've gone too far. We all made an appointment to communicate together without reservation, but you are hiding here." Naruto pretended to be angry.

"If you keep doing this, next time if you have any questions, don't ask me, ask Shikamaru."

"No, no, no, no!" Chongci was scared. "How dare I ask Shikamaru? He certainly hasn't done that kind of thing, and he's been so busy recently."

"No, how can you be sure that I have experience?" Naruto was puzzled and scratched his head, "You didn't even ask me."

"You are so sullen, why do you need to ask?" Choji muttered.

"Choji, what you said is too much." Naruto looked unhappy, "Why do you mean I'm so boring? What do you mean?"

".I'm sorry." Choji thought he was really angry.

"You know me, I'm not bored at all."

Choji: "."

After going around in a long circle, Dingci finally put the truth on the table, spreading it out and saying that there was only one question. Intimate contact such as kissing between lovers seems to be a bit objectionable to the other party.

"Naruto, do you think she is actually dissatisfied?" Choji said distressedly.

"This is unlikely." Naruto waved his hand and said, "You are going to get married soon. If the other party is not satisfied, he will not even cooperate in a kiss."

"It's probably a technical problem, so you don't need to be too anxious. If the other party can accept you, it proves that they won't deliberately block you in a place like this."

Marriages of wealthy families are basically endorsed by family credit.

The scene of escape from marriage in the TV series will never happen in reality. If you don't want to get married, tell her earlier, lower your profile, come to apologize, and give your partner enough face.

It's impossible to remain silent before the wedding. At the wedding, you'll be like Shabi, killing your parents and family. If it really happened, it would be impossible for the two families not to become mortal enemies.

It doesn't matter if you have a small family or a small family. The worst thing you can do is find another place to live.

It took decades or even hundreds of years for the big family to take root. If Hu Lian was dealt a blow by the junior's skill, his legs would be broken in a fit of anger.

"Actually, it's not a kiss," Choji said with some embarrassment, "My progress is a little faster than Shikamaru, that's all."

Hearing this, Naruto's expression changed drastically and he stood up.

"Bullshit! You're trying to trick me!"

"Wait a minute, Naruto, don't get excited yet." Chouji waved his fat hand and forcibly calmed Naruto down, blinking his little eyes and said, "Aren't I afraid that you will spread the word? Can't I apologize to you? "

"Side story? Am I that kind of person?" Naruto beat his chest loudly.

"That's you." Dingci was stunned for a moment and said, "Last time you"

"Ahem, those are all old almanacs." Naruto was a little embarrassed, waved his hands and said seriously, "We have grown up now, and we are not what we were back then."

After a while.

"Hahahaha!!!" Naruto laughed unbridled, stared at Choji, and continued to hahahaha again.

"Is it that funny?" Dingci was a little dissatisfied and began to regret sharing it with his gay friend. He twisted his body uneasily, "Stop laughing!"

"You really don't blame me, I was so nervous."

Afterwards, Naruto still made a lot of serious suggestions, and by the way, he imparted some unpopular knowledge to Choji, adding firewood to his Will of Fire.

afternoon.

After the two parted ways, Naruto was left wandering home alone. When he reached a secluded place, he suddenly stopped, frowned and whispered softly.

"It's over, it's because I'm gifted, or Tayuya's body is too sensitive."

There was almost no experience in those days, Tayuya was too fast. At the time, he had some thoughts about completing the task, but he didn't take it seriously. Now that he thinks about it, it feels strange.

But this kind of thing couldn't be verified immediately. After Gu Gu for a while, he also threw the confusing thoughts directly behind him.

He wasn't that hungry, and he wouldn't be if he didn't have to. At that time, Tayu was also waiting for his answer and gave her own answer.

Thousands of mountains and rivers, the next time we meet, we will never leave again.

After walking around for a while, Naruto bought some food and brought two bottles of good wine to the agreed alley. The eyes of Kyuubi, who had been waiting for a long time, were shining. He really had not forgotten his original intention.

"Ahem, I just remembered that you haven't had dinner yet, so I brought you some." Naruto handed it to Kyuubi as if nothing had happened, his face not red and his heart not beating.

Even some time ago, he had just sternly issued a one-month ban on alcohol to Kyuubi. Being able to shamelessly break your promise now is the self-cultivation of a scoundrel.

"Okay." Kyuubi rubbed his paws and took the food and drinks, "Um, is it okay to ban alcohol for a month?"

"What prohibition on alcohol?" Naruto looked like he didn't understand at all.

Kyuubi: "."

Although it was also very happy, it still gave the extremely shameless Naruto a middle finger in its heart. It was so shameless! ! So realistic! !

But then I thought about it, if this bitch had a moral bottom line, I wouldn't have been tricked by him.

One person and one dog each had their own motives, but in short, they all got the results they wanted.

Kyuubi held the gift in his mouth and successfully lured Hinata out in a romantic way. Looking at Hinata standing in the night wind with her head lowered and feeling nervous, and Naruto with a smile on his face.

It curled its lips with some disdain, and after cursing stupid humans in its heart, it brushed off its clothes and went away, hiding its merits and fame.

The troublesome dog Bulb was gone, and Naruto raised the corner of his mouth.

"Let's take a walk," he said.

"Okay." Hinata spoke a little softly, her words were as gentle as water, and her eyes when she looked at Naruto were also full of tenderness.

The moonlight fell and the two walked side by side in the darkness. There was a constant rustling sound underfoot, which was particularly harsh in the silent night.

The older Hinata gets, the more silent she becomes.

The two held hands together, and the road ahead seemed a little dim. A few street lights were sparse, and only the outline of the road could be seen roughly.

"How are you preparing for the Jonin exam?" he asked, breaking the silence.

"It's almost done. It was a little hard at the beginning." Hinata said warmly, her words were very detailed, as if she wanted to share all the days when he was away.

Naruto knew very well that Hinata was introverted, not because she didn't want to talk.

Some people face the person they like, and they clearly have mountains and waterfalls thousands of feet high in their minds before they open their mouths, but when they say it, they still say it is gentle breeze, drizzle, firewood, rice, oil and salt.

She spoke very carefully, and Naruto was very patient, deliberately slowing down. He knows what kind of companionship Hinata needs. He knows it very well, so he is also rogue.

The moment Hinata looked up, she saw his slightly cold profile, and her heart suddenly beat faster. Warmth spread from the palms to the whole body.

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