People Are in Konoha, This Naruto Is Lying Flat

Chapter 299: Drinking and Sex Hurts People, Quit Drinking Today, Lin Daiyu Makes Her Debut in the Ninja World

It's not that Naruto is stoic, or that he has a conscience, it's just his personality.

Even if he knew that if he continued now, he would most likely be able to take Ino home and eat her up. But just because Ino was not sober, it didn't mean that he was also not sober.

Six years have passed, and there is no rush for this moment.

Ino was special to him and proud of him. He just hoped that the girl in the flower shop could remain proud and always have the upper hand.

No matter the mist or the flowing clouds, don't come near her.

Seeing that Inojiu was mostly awake, he simply supported her and slowly took her home. Ino was still reminiscing about the kiss, and her breath was a little messy.

After feeling comfortable for a while, I felt like I was being bullied. But when I thought about it, it seemed that I had asked for it, and I blushed immediately after realizing it.

She lowered her head, as if she really came up to him on her own.

But that was because he was drunk. He should have been drunk, but...actually, he was still conscious when he was drunk. It's just that I didn't dare to say it normally, but now that I'm fine...it's even more embarrassing.

Why did you wake up so early? ! ! The book clearly says that if you are drunk, it will be the next day if you open your eyes.

That's not right. The next day after you opened your eyes, you should have done something that only adults would do. But she was also a little confused. She heard that if she did that kind of thing, she would have a high chance of having a baby.

Thinking of this, Ino glanced at him secretly and mustered up the courage to ask.

"Do you want to have a baby?"

"Huh? What?" Naruto just thought she was drunk, and after hearing clearly, he said perfunctorily, "Yeah, five children."

"Ah! Is it too much?" Ino's face turned pale when he heard this.

"Then let's have one." Naruto didn't care and responded casually.

As soon as we kissed you, you started thinking about having a baby. You were really drunk. Is your drinking capacity that bad? From now on, the child... Bah, he was involved anyway.

"Is one too few?" Ino asked seriously.

The two of them were walking on the way home, with the cold wind blowing.

"What you said is wrong. One is too few." He thought that Ino was drunk and was talking about cheating. "When there are more children, love will be scattered. For example, does your family only have one, or is it an uncle..."

"You...you! Don't talk about my father!" Ino pinched him, probably because he was drunk and didn't have the strength to do so, and squeezed his waist to feel warm and soft, more like a caress.

"Okay, don't tell me. I respect my uncle the most. Whatever he likes, I will give it to him later." He fiddled with the lake absentmindedly and led Ino all the way home.

The drunken Ino was a little willful, and sometimes he wouldn't want to leave even while walking, so he had to hold her all the way and send her back. In the freezing cold weather, he watched Ino standing at the door of the flower shop, taking out her keys and preparing to open the door.

I saw her holding the key and poking it for a long time, making a beeping noise without knowing what to say. When I got closer and listened, I realized that this person was dazzled.

"When did my mother secretly change the door lock behind my back?"

"Forget it, I'll do it." Naruto was speechless, reaching out from behind her to grab the key, wrapping her up in his arms, and reaching over her shoulders to open the door.

The clothes rubbed against Ino's neck, and he could feel the heat radiating from her neck through the thin sweatshirt.

After all, he was used to opening doors, so he picked up the key with his slender fingers. With a casual movement, he stabbed directly into the keyhole.

The continuous sound of metal teeth biting seemed extremely loud in this silent night. But it happened that Ino was not honest at this time and snorted in his nose.

Naruto's hands shook and he suddenly looked down at Ino. I thought to myself that Shan Zhonghai, who was upstairs, might be listening. You are trying to kill me.

Fortunately, Ino soon became silent and opened the door and went in. The moment before closing the door, she turned back with a drunken look on her face, looked at him with a smile, and said.

"You are so awesome!"

"Fuck." Naruto's soul almost flew out, and he always felt a chill on his neck.

Could it be that his old father-in-law was really spying on him secretly, and wouldn't he wait for Ino to go upstairs and use ninjutsu on him? hateful! Wine and sex are really not a good thing!

After today, I still have to stop drinking.

Listening to Ino going upstairs, he stood downstairs for a few minutes out of habit. After a while, a window on the second floor was pushed open violently, and Ino drunkenly waved to him.

...

The next day.

After waking up, Naruto went downstairs and wandered around for a while, finishing his lunch. Passing by a takoyaki stall, I couldn't help but be stunned.

Suddenly I remembered that I had a dog at home, so I stood still and thought for a while, then stood aside and queued up obediently. I plan to bring a copy to Kyuubi, since there will be times when it will be needed in the future.

I was bored waiting in line when I happened to see Hinata walking by with her hands carefully held in her hands, and she immediately became energetic. He called Hinata from a distance and waved Hinata over.

"Naruto...Naruto-kun, are you back?" she asked softly, so shy that she turned her head to the side.

As an adult, Hinata has long hair, a slender figure, and skin as smooth as jade. I haven't grown much taller, but I feel more oppressive in some aspects.

However, his temperament is still as gentle as ever. When looking at people, I can't focus my eyes for three seconds, and I blush frequently.

She also walks with her head down and her chest hunched over. I really wonder how she sees the road. She can't see her toes. It's no wonder that a ninja still falls every day.

Fortunately, he was already used to Hinata's actions and didn't take it to heart. On the contrary, he was a little curious about what Hinata was doing with such a worried look on his face.

"Ah? By the way, I, I... still have a mission!" Hinata's face turned red and hot, and she said confusedly, "Naruto-kun, I... want me to leave first. .”

"Task?"

Logically speaking, even if he is a senior executive, he has no right to ask about the mission content. So he skipped the topic politely, nodded and said.

"Then be careful."

After that, he directly pulled her over and stood in a long queue of more than a dozen people to straighten her hair in front of her forehead.

"Naruto-kun..." Hinata looked a little embarrassed. Naruto was an old man, and he looked indifferent and indifferent when facing the eyes of more than a dozen people.

"Well, go ahead."

After she left, Naruto also got his own takoyaki. On the way, I saw Kurenai, the leader of Class 8, walking absentmindedly on the road from a distance, and couldn't help but stop.

"It's strange. Why is Class 8 so weird? Everyone is worried. Are they going to fight Uchiha Madara?"

"Asuma doesn't ask if his wife is like this? I don't know if Sarutobi has been born in the future. Isn't Asuma still at home taking care of her daughter?"

I stood at the intersection and thought about it for a while, and finally came to the conclusion, don't meddle in other people's business. Then, he went home happily carrying the takoyaki.

In the living room, Kyuubi was holding takoyaki and slowly eating it. Naruto was lying on the sofa and absentmindedly flipping through the comics he had received from Tsunade. Hmm... Ninja's mission?

Um? It's kind of interesting, accepting the teachings of female ninjas. The lines are also very bold, and it’s a casual read. It’s really... what kind of person would read this kind of comic.

Half an hour later.

Naruto:"........."

The cover painting is so vulgar, but it turns out to be a ninja mission? send! The master's order was promised, and the result was to become the number one ninja in the ninja world?

Damn it!

He threw the comic aside and suddenly felt a little angry. Take off your pants halfway, look at this?

One minute...two minutes...three minutes later, Naruto, who was lying on the sofa, suddenly stood up, walked towards the comic book on the ground, leaned down and picked it up.

First, he carefully removed the book cover, and then put the comic adaptation of "Intimate Love in Heaven" on it. After doing all this, he went to sleep satisfied.

"Uzumaki Naruto, wake up."

When he woke up again, Uzuki Yuyan, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, was standing next to the sofa, wearing an animal mask and the clothes of the ANBU directly under the Hokage.

"Where did you come in from?" he asked, rubbing his eyes.

"Balcony." Maoyue Xiyan took off her mask and spoke concisely.

"Although it doesn't matter much now, I still hope you will come in next time." Naruto leaned on the sofa, "I am an adult, and occasionally... well, you should understand."

"I know." Uzuki Xiyan blushed slightly, but quickly suppressed it, "Tsunade-sama is looking for you, so go to the Hokage Building."

Hokage Building.

When Naruto pushed the door open with the manga, Tsunade was not there. There was a mountain of official documents on the table, and Kakashi, who looked exhausted, lay down on the table to rest.

"Naruto, I have a mission for you." He said.

"Kakashi-sensei? Why is it you, Tsunade-sama?" Naruto asked in surprise.

"Tsunade-sama..." Kakashi said with thick black circles under his eyes, feeling extremely resentful, "Go and get busy. I should be drinking somewhere at this time.

Hearing this, Naruto looked at the table aside, only a few comics were thrown into the hole in the table. So he silently threw the comic in his hand and asked calmly.

"Sir the Sixth Hokage, what is your mission?"

"Don't call me the Sixth Generation." Kakashi said with a pair of dead eyes, "Now I regret agreeing to Tsunade-sama, and I am a little too busy now."

Kakashi said after coughing.

"The guiding jounin of Class 8 is in some trouble. There are currently no suitable manpower in the village. Tsunade-sama recommends you to support him."

"Huh? What's wrong with Teacher Hong?" he asked.

"Is everything okay for the time being? It seems that we have encountered some difficult things. This task originally belonged to Class 8." Kakashi flipped through the documents and said calmly.

"But... the current progress of the mission seems to be a bit difficult. The specific situation is in this document, you will know after reading it."

Naruto took the document printed with ink, lowered his head and glanced briefly, his eyes fixed on the name in the first line.

"Kurama Yakumo?" He raised his head.

"Well, that child's mental state is a bit unstable." Kakashi crossed his fingers on the table and said lazily, "The Kurama clan has always been famous for its illusions, and there are not many left now."

"This is the report about Kurama Yakumo issued by Kurenai ten years ago. Take a look at it." Kakashi fished out an old file and handed it to Naruto.

After taking it, he read it carefully several times, and then he figured out the ins and outs of the Kurama Yakumo incident. It is roughly the same as the original plot, the only difference is that the timeline has been delayed.

However, there is no progress in the mission of Class 8 that can bring adults to adulthood, and Kurama Yakumo is probably no longer the ninja Lin Daiyu who raised the inner demon.

But he didn't care. The problem was probably caused by illusion. Kurama Yakumo's blood succession limited genjutsu is a bit unbelievable. Its effect is to control people's five senses. The injuries suffered in the genjutsu will actually exist in the real world.

The so-called powerful illusion is to interfere with reality, as if Lin Daiyu from the ninja world took the magic pen Ma Liang and painted a small Tsukuyomi world.

What was recorded on the sealed file was Lin Daiyu... Kurama Yakumo and Yuhi Kurenai's bad relationship.

Ten years ago, Kurama Baiyun was still a genius little lolita. The Kurama clan had been waiting for decades for the hope of revitalizing the entire clan. It's a pity that I was born as Lin Daiyu, and her life is thinner than paper. She can only take one step and two steps to catch her breath. However, his parents were still weird chickens. Kurama Yakumo discovered that his body was not suitable for ninjas amid his unlimited expectations.

It's like Lin Daiyu traveled through Lin Pingzhi. If she wanted to practice this, she had to leave the palace first, but when she turned around, she found that her body was not suitable. In a rage, he went crazy and transformed into an evil sword fairy to kill everyone.

And the inner demon Yindu she raised is the incarnation of Kurama Yakumo's evil thoughts, and he will pop out whenever he gets mad. Her parents also died when Yin Du accidentally lost control and died at the hands of her own inner demons.

However, Kurama Yakumo blocked this memory in her brain's self-protection mechanism, mistakenly believing that the Third Hokage sent someone to kill her parents.

Yuhi Hong was originally just her tutor ten years ago. Later, she saw that her student had become possessed and sealed the inner demon Yin Du under the orders of the third generation.

Perhaps because Yurihong didn't take advantage of the situation and did her job well, Yin Du, who was supposed to break the seal in two or three years, delayed his appearance until now.

The current status quo is not chaotic if it is sorted out a little, generally speaking.

The ten-year period has arrived, and the Evil Sword Immortal Yin Du is about to return to his throne. Yuhi Hong, a slightly mature young woman, is involved in this and has a secret that she cannot tell her husband.

Naruto withdrew his eyes from the files, raised his brows, and secretly thought that dealing with a little girl shouldn't be a problem.

If you move quickly, you can complete the task in one day, and it won't delay the grandma's schedule with Ino the day after tomorrow.

"Oh, I see." He handed back the file and left the Hokage Building.

At Konoha Hospital, he found Inuzuka Kiba who was recovering from his injuries. Looking at the bandaged Inuzuka Kiba, Naruto suddenly remembered what happened to the Inuzuka clan two years ago.

It was probably related to Bai Zetsu's invasion of the village disguised as Inuzuka Kiba. He was busy at the time and didn't pay much attention to the follow-up. He only knew that Tsunade sent ANBU to deal with it. And in order to prevent the Inuzuka clan of the Hokage line from being held accountable by the higher-ups, they used some means to suppress the matter and quickly destroyed all traces.

"Are you dead?" Naruto gently kicked Inuzuka Kiba's bedside with an impatient look on his face.

"What?" Inuzuka gritted his teeth.

"It's nothing. I heard that you were sent to the hospital by a little girl. Come here and laugh at you." Naruto said in a mean tone.

"I'm sick." Inuzuka Kiba Didi Gugu complained, "You can do whatever you want."

"I'll go up, I'll go up." Naruto asked, "Where are Hinata and the others?"

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