Global Awakening: Join The Chat Group At The Beginning

Chapter 1450: Su Yunqing Used to Be Very Close to the Opponent, and Could Not Face the Lottery and Fishing Functions.

As the group leader, she had no right to ban people from speaking, but she became the first person to be banned in the chat group, and the reason she used was such a ridiculous reason that the chat group made a mistake.

Boil Dagu into soup: "Are you sure that was a small criticism?"

Boil Dagu into soup: "It would be more correct to describe it as close to the face and opening a big attack."

Boil Dagu into soup: "Among the chat groups I have seen, no chat group is more rubbish than you. I, Su Yunqing, would like to call you the weakest!"

Boil Dagu into soup: "If I remember correctly, you should have said this."

Although it has been a while, Dagu remembers it very clearly because the impression is too deep.

As the group leader of the chat group, he was banned by the chat group. He thinks he will remember this for the rest of his life.

The richest man in the lighthouse: "You are worthy of it."

Tony praised Su Yunqing.

Ordinary group leader: "Ahem, although the words are a little bit extreme, but it's not wrong, right?"

Ordinary group leader: "Whose chat group draws the template that only gives innate things?"

Ordinary group leader: "Uchiha Obito at least has an Uchiha bloodline and a Mangekyō Sharingan. If you change to Namikaze Minato, what else does he have besides his ninjutsu talent and affinity for space?"

Ordinary group leader: "No Nine-Tails, no Flying Thunder God, no ninjutsu, no fairy arts, and even can't summon a toad."

Ordinary group leader: "I remember that the chat group was just me, Meow Meow, Whitebeard, Uchiha Madara, Minato, Daiko, Kurumi, and Hakugen. . "

Ordinary group leader: "If you draw the opponent's template, only Uchiha Madara and Bai Xuan can come up with something."

Ordinary group leader: "Oh yes, Meow Meow is a Pokémon, but it's just them."

Ordinary group leader: "The ancient gene of Daiko, there is no Ultraman statue in other worlds, so it's useless to merge; Kuang San's Keke Emperor is also an external object, and Whitebeard's Tremor-Tremor Fruit is not there, and the three-color domineering needs to be learned and awakened."

Ordinary group leader: "As for me... you'd better not draw my template."

Speaking of the end, Su Yunqing pulled the corner of her mouth. Her aura insulator is a real aura insulator, and it has nothing to do with that special physique.

There is no seal, and there is no possibility of becoming a peerless genius directly after awakening. It's just pure insulation.

If Bai Xuan drew her template at that time, hehe, it would be a real joy.

Erina Nakiri: "If that's the case, what did you draw at that time?"

Ordinary group leader: "With Bai Xuan's luck, the template he drew at that time seems a bit ordinary now, so what you drew..."

Boil Daigu into soup: "Hahahahaha."

Erina Nakiri's words haven't been finished yet, Daigu couldn't help laughing. It's not his fault. The rewards they drew at that time were really weird, and people couldn't say anything.

Erina Nakiri: "???"

Erina Nakiri: "I haven't finished talking yet, what are you laughing at?"

Erina Nakiri: "Did you get a good reward at that time?"

Erina was a little surprised by Daigu's reaction. Was the reward they drew at that time very good? Why did she laugh so happily before she finished talking?

But if the reward was good, there is no reason for them not to know. Although the rookie lottery was cancelled later, some group members had drawn good rewards, such as Dongfang Bubai and Esdeath. However, at that time, they seemed to be very shy about the topic of the initial lottery.

Ordinary group leader: "Hahahaha, if the things drawn were good, I would have said it long ago. It's just that the things drawn were not good and the things drawn were very abstract, so I couldn't help laughing."

Ordinary group leader: "And why are you laughing, Dagu? The things you drew at that time were also very abstract."

Su Yunqing laughed when he saw that Nakiri Erina thought that the rewards they drew were good, so Dagu couldn't help laughing.

If the things they drew were really good, they couldn't laugh. It just so happened that the things they drew were not only bad, but also very abstract, so they couldn't help laughing.

But Dagu's things at that time were not very good, and he actually laughed first, which was also unexpected.

Boil Daigu into soup: "Although what I drew is not good, it is much better than Uchiha Madara and Whitebeard, okay? I thought I drew the worst, but I didn't expect that both of them were worse, hahahahaha."

When Daigu talked about this, he wanted to laugh. When he drew that thing, he was stunned and couldn't believe his luck to draw such a thing.

The key is that he thought his luck must be the worst in the chat group, but after hearing the rewards of Uchiha Madara and Whitebeard, he actually felt that his reward was acceptable, and even felt that it was not bad.

The oldest God Slayer: "..."

Whitebeard: "..."

Nakiri Erina: "So what did you draw at that time?"

Erina asked curiously.

Boil Daigu into soup: "Sow's postpartum care skill book."

Nakiri Erina: "???"

Nakiri Erina: "!!!"

Nakiri Erina: "Is this also possible to be drawn?"

Fallen Angel: "Compared to this, what Uchiha Madara and Whitebeard drew was obviously more surprising."

Fallen Angel: "This is not a question of good or bad at all. It is too special and cannot be measured by simple value."

Even Jia Baili couldn't help but twitch his lips slightly when he saw the Donghou Dagu had drawn. No wonder the group leader would use "abstract" to describe it.

Sows... let alone postpartum care, many people in the chat group have probably never seen one.

In terms of skills alone, although this skill is useless, it does give you the ability to be re-employed, but this profession is quite special.

From a member of the victory team to a sow postpartum caregiver, the span is not ordinary.

But even though Dagu had drawn this, he still felt that the things Uchiha Madara and Whitebeard drew were more abstract than him. How abstract must that be?

Fallen Angel: "x-on:UchihaDanceKing, x-on:白beard, can you tell me?"

Gabriel also looked at Uchiha Madara and Whitebeard with some curiosity, but he didn't know if they were willing to talk.

Uchiha Madara and Whitebeard remained silent, but finally Whitebeard spoke.

Whitebeard: "Kulalala, there's nothing you can't say."

Whitebeard: "What I drew was a doll."

Nakiri Erina: "Doll? That's okay."

Nakiri Erina: "Although with Whitebeard's size, a normal doll or even a one-to-one large doll would be small to Whitebeard, but it's not a big deal, right?"

Ordinary group leader: "The doll is indeed a doll, but it is a one-to-one imitation of the giant doll, a special doll specially customized for the giant clan."

Ordinary group leader: "As for what it is used for, there are still minors in the chat group, so I won't tell you, but I think you all understand."

Speaking of this, Baibeard was unwilling to tell them no matter how they asked her at the time. It was only after the results of the lottery between her and Kuangsan were not very good that Whitebeard was willing to tell them.

But knowing that what Whitebeard had whipped was this thing, they didn't expect it at all. It's better to say that no serious person would think about this, and there is such a thing in the pirate world! A modern place is really special.

Nakiri Erina: "Huh?"

Qianwumei Xiaomi: "What?!"

The oldest god-killer: "Giants... dolls?!"

The richest man in Lighthouse: "Hey~~, is the chat group so considerate?"

Erina and Xiaomi's reactions were normal, but what did Tony's reaction mean?

There seems to be something wrong with you.

The richest man in the lighthouse: "Ahem, what I mean is that Whitebeard's luck is quite good to a certain extent. What he draws is the most suitable thing for him."

The richest man in Lighthouse: "Men, after all, have some needs."

The richest man in Lighthouse: "Whitebeard was already old when he didn't join the chat group, and naturally he didn't have those physical desires. But after joining the chat group and returning to youth, even if he didn't have this idea himself, his body would have those desires. need."

The richest man in the lighthouse: "Let's not mention how many female giants there are in the pirate world, and how many can carry Whitebeard. The key point is based on Whitebeard's character. Will he find a mother for his sons? His son is willing, he I’m still embarrassed.”

The richest man in the lighthouse: "So, the big doll drawn at this time will be effective. When night comes, Whitebeard can use it to vent..."

Whitebeard: "Tony!!!"

Whitebeard didn't want to speak at first, but Tony became more and more enthusiastic as he talked. He felt that if he didn't speak, he could even describe the process of the night to him.

The richest man in Lighthouse: "No need to say more, I understand, pat your chest.jpg"

What do you understand! ! !

Whitebeard looked helpless. Not to mention how speechless he was when he drew this. What embarrassed him the most was that the chat group gave him the reward directly after he drew the draw. Although he was in the room, someone happened to come over. Marco, who was concerned about his health, saw it, and then several team captains, Jozi and Ace, also came over. Not to mention how embarrassing the scene was.

After living for so many years, he knew for the first time what it felt like to be "socially dead".

At the critical moment, Marco and Ace actually asked him to recruit a wife on the sea, publicizing the news that they would find a mother for them.

God knows how devastated he was when he heard the news, and it also gave Marco and Ace a taste of what the "Iron Fist of Love" was, well, the Zhenzhen Fruit version.

The Ancient God Slayer: "Where's Madara Uchiha? What did he draw?"

Although he was a little surprised by what Whitebeard had picked up, Marquis Woban was still more curious about Uchiha Madara.

But even the giant doll has come out, no matter how abstract the reward Uchiha Madara draws, it should be at this level.

Ordinary group leader: "Uchiha Madara drew a steel pipe."

The Ancient God Killer: "Huh? What did you say he drew?"

Ordinary group leader: "Pole! And it's a pole that automatically masters master-level pole dancing skills and showcases the beauty of women's bodies to the greatest extent!"

The oldest god-slayer: "Hahahahahaha."

The oldest god-slayer: "The majestic Madara Uchiha, Shura from the ninja world, what he drew turned out to be a steel pipe."

The oldest god-slayer: "It seems that your reputation as the Dance King of the Ninja World is much greater than your reputation as Shura."

The Ancient God Killer: "Even the chat group knows what you need."

After confirming it again and again, Marquis Woban couldn't help laughing. He had tried his best to think about what Uchiha Madara would draw, but Uchiha Madara actually drew a steel pipe, hahahahahaha.

If it was someone else, Marquis Woban would definitely not laugh so happily, but who made the person who drew it Uchiha Madara.

Apart from Luo Hao, in the entire chat group, only Uchiha Madara and the Holy Lord were defeated and could make him so happy.

Uchiha Dance King: "Humph, you think you can draw something good."

Uchiha Madara snorted coldly. Although he still couldn't accept the steel pipe at the beginning, after all, after such a long time, his attitude was not so extreme.

You know, in the beginning, whenever he thought of the steel pipe, he wanted to use Susano to give the chat group a knife.

Whether to fight or not is one point, whether to vent or not is another point.

But it's okay for others to laugh at him, what qualifications does he, Marquis Woban, have? Did he think his luck was better than his?

The oldest God Slayer: "Even if I draw a piece of x, it's better than what you draw."

Marquis Vauban said outrageously, and everyone who saw this looked strange.

Ordinary group leader: "You don't have to say it so absolutely."

Ordinary group leader: "After all, the pole is just a pole, but that thing..."

Ordinary group leader: "I think drawing a pole, even if Uchiha Madara dances on the pole, is better than that thing."

The pole itself is nothing, pole dancing is nothing, and even Uchiha Madara dancing on the pole is nothing; when Marquis Vauban took out that thing for comparison, there was actually nothing that was unacceptable.

Boil Dagu into soup: "Indeed, if it is that thing, I think there should be nothing worse than it."

Emperor Yan: "Not only is there no worse reward, I am now somewhat glad that I didn't draw these messy things in the previous draw."

Xiao Yan's mouth twitched slightly, and it was hard to imagine what kind of horrible psychological shadow he would suffer if he drew this thing.

Sacred Guard Zuo Yi: "I can no longer face the lottery function and fishing function."

Angel Yan rarely uses the lottery function. After all, the lottery function contains things in the group mall. Angel Yan, who has no shortage of points backed by the angel civilization, has no need to spend points on the lottery function. If you want to win big with a small investment, the fishing function with a prize pool in the entire world is undoubtedly a better choice.

So, she uses the fishing function more.

But now, after the Marquis said that thing, she feels that she can no longer face these two functions.

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