Chapter 491 Churchill Joke

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"If the population of Japan's mainland exceeds that of Malaya, and it cannot destroy the ethnic balance of Malaya and prevent it from losing its tail, why would I use this to plan a defeated country?"

Alan Wilson asked himself whether he was making too much of a fuss when dealing with a defeated country that was supported by technology transfer.

The only time Japan posed a threat to the United States was when the semiconductor industry first emerged. This was also the only industry Japan posed a threat to the United States.

As for the remaining home appliances, cars, and home appliances themselves have little technological content to speak of. Late-developing countries are starting to catch up with home appliances. As for cars, Americans may not be able to find the advantages of American cars. Does the consumption of gas count?

As for high-end machinery, Japan has always been second-rate, far worse than Germany. Germany's high-end machine tools are not the best in Europe. If Germany is said to be the first, Switzerland will not accept it at first.

As for other high-end industries, Japan is even further behind and has always been crushed.

Even in the most basic steel industry in industrialized countries, the average price of steel exported from Japan is lower than the export price from China. This shows that the so-called quality of Japanese steel is better than that of China is just brainwashing by soft articles, and capital will not lie. If we really rely on quality, it will be like European products that are extremely expensive, but we don't have to worry about sales.

In fact, after Japan, South Korea, and later China, the number of European companies crushed was far less than the number of Japanese companies crushed. This is enough to show that European companies are more stable than Japanese companies in high-end industries.

In the 21st century, the EU is worse than the United States in the Internet and the status of the US dollar. The fact that the U.S. per capita exceeds that of Europe is the dividend of financial hegemony. Traditional industrial Europe is no worse than the United States.

It's too early for the Internet now. Europe's industrial level is recovering, and low-end industries also need a place to take over. Start with a family workshop first, then move to the textile industry step by step.

"My dear, if you become the chief executive of Malaya, it will be easier for us to do things now. Although Gerald Edward is familiar, it is not very convenient after all." Pamela Mountbatten came out in a bathrobe. He wiped his long hair with a towel, looking like he was living at home.

"Who says it's not the case, but I've been busy recently and can't study this matter." The Malayan commissioners have gone back, so Alan Wilson naturally doesn't have to hide anything in front of his fiancée. He has always wanted to work in Malaya.

But it’s best to set a fire in the United States before going there, so that you can happily travel light.

Strictly speaking, a million troops crossed the river,

Not finished yet. Truman was still in the stage of gloating over Mr. Chang's misfortune. It was not impossible to become McCarthy's dog-headed strategist, but after all, it was not the best time.

Pamela Mountbatten dried her hair, lay down in front of her fiancé and said, "It seems that there will be an election in the country soon, right?"

"There is less than a year left, and I don't know when the election will be next year." Alan Wilson stretched out his hand to perform bone-setting skills on his fiancée, with a slight crunching sound, relieving Pamela Mountbatten's fatigue.

"You don't seem to appreciate Churchill very much? Do you prefer the Labor Party?" Pamela Mountbatten closed her eyes slightly, enjoying her fiancé's craftsmanship.

There were only two people in the room, so Alan Wilson naturally had no need to hide, "Yes, Labor Party's nationalization proposal is more in line with Whitehall's interests, but from a personal perspective, Sir Norman and Churchill also have a very good relationship, and Churchill is both seventy." More, to be honest, it might be easier to control.”

Alan Wilson remembers that when Churchill came to power for the second time, his physical condition was almost the same as that of the Sleeping King. He rarely showed up except on necessary occasions, and left Eden, the Conservative Party's second-in-command, to take charge of matters.

In fact, Churchill's performance after World War II was mediocre, he almost just sat there, and fortunately did not encounter any major problems.

But Churchill and his ministers were unaware of the serious intentions of those across the English Channel who were committed to building the European Economic Community and eventually the United States of Europe. Perhaps had Churchill shown the leadership needed to shape the coming European Union, his and his successors' records might have been very different.

After hearing her fiancé's truth, Pamela Mountbatten said comfortingly, "Who do you think can win? It seems that the Labor Party is more dominant."

"If he were elected in Australia, Churchill would never win in his lifetime. In the Strait Landing War in World War I and the Singapore Battle in World War II, the person who caused the greatest harm to Australians was not the Japanese, but our Prime Minister Churchill. Churchill could even replace Lenin as the founding father of the Soviet Union. Without him, Nothing could easily defeat the Ottoman Empire."

Alan Wilson paused for a moment. As we all know, British people actually like to laugh at themselves. Can he write some British jokes and spread them out with some connotations about Churchill? And it is appropriate to do this here in Australia, and then export it to domestic sales and then spread it back to the mainland.

Australia definitely has the soil. After all, Churchill gave Australia a hard time during World War I and World War II.

Alan Wilson, who had a clear idea, decided to praise Churchill's contribution in Australia before the vacation was over. In a good mood, he took off the restraints on Pamela Mountbatten and said, "Do you need to rub it inside?"

"Okay!" Pamela Mountbatten leaned into her lover's arms and affirmed emotionally, "Try harder when rubbing."

Australia's resentment towards Churchill exists, but there is no need to consider its criticism of the UK, because Churchill is currently the former Prime Minister of the UK, a chief of staff, and the current Prime Minister is the great Prime Minister Attlee.

Since he is a former prime minister, it does not involve damaging relations with the United Kingdom. Public opinion is there, so it is more appropriate to vent his grievances. It’s not about destroying the traditional relationship with Britain, so what are you waiting for?

"The speaker was expounding on the greatness of the British Empire and recounting the Prime Minister's foresight during the war."

"Another person retorted, Britain paid a heavy price!"

"The speaker made no reply, repeating once more the immense courage shown by Britain in times of war."

"But it is clear that the living standards of British citizens have deteriorated, and the Battle of Singapore has made Britain very embarrassed."

"You should pay less attention to these details and read more of Mr. Churchill's autobiography. It is all written in it."

Caesar, Napoleon and Churchill participated in the Soviet Red Square military parade. Caesar said, "If I had Soviet tanks, I would be invincible!"

Napoleon said, "If I had Soviet planes, I would sweep the world."

Churchill smiled slightly and said proudly, "Without me, the Soviet Union would not exist at all."

Representatives of the United Kingdom, the United States, and the Soviet Union argued at the United Nations about their contributions to the world war. The Soviets said, "The Soviet Red Army led by Comrade Stalin completely defeated the Germans."

Americans said, "President Roosevelt sent the Japanese to the bottom of the sea in the Pacific Theater."

The British looked at the Americans with contempt and said, "Prime Minister Churchill sank the French Navy in just one day."

"Ask why Britain had economic difficulties after the war? Answer, because Churchill sent all aid to the Soviet Union, and also sent it to half of Europe."

Alan Wilson was quick in thinking, and his writing hand kept brushing, and the jokes he wrote made Pamela Mountbatten, who was wearing a men's coat, couldn't help laughing, "My dear, if the former Prime Minister knew, he would definitely hate you." "

"The most hateful thing is far from this. The most hateful thing is that everything I wrote is true." Alan Wilson gritted his molars and said, "Nothing is more sad than the truth of these jokes. "

After writing hard, Alan Wilson handed the manuscript to his fiancée and said, "Find a pro-American political newspaper to publish it. Since the end of the war, the United States has also increased its efforts to woo Australia. Some newspapers with American background are absolutely Happy to see it come to fruition and see our British jokes.”

"Isn't this harmful to our British interests?" Pamela Mountbatten asked in confusion.

"So we need to let Mr. Churchill stand in front of Britain and shoulder the responsibility. This is his biggest contribution at the moment." Alan Wilson stretched his waist. "Otherwise, I can't think of any other place where he can do right for the country. Something useful.”

Whether one person can do all the work of Gottlieb and Brezhnev, Alan Wilson believes that there is, such as Churchill during the war and Churchill in the second term after the war. It's just that Churchill first became Gottlieb, and then Brezhnev.

While the Churchill joke was brewing in Canberra, Alan Wilson used the last few days of his vacation to accompany his fiancée around the neighborhood, and also used his love brain to make excuses.

The land in Australia is barren, and even native tree species should theoretically be the most adaptable to the environment here. If transplanted to other continents, their prices will rise faster than in Australia.

Fortunately, Australia currently has a small population and can still see some primitive features. A few people who came out to visit came to a place with deep water. The water was like a small river blocking the road. There are deep tracks and heavy truck tire marks on both sides of the ditch. It is obvious that a car cannot pass through. At this time, the MI5 agent who was traveling with him appeared. He placed the sawn wood on top of the puddle with the flat side on top, and then tied it with a rope. Although it was a little wobbly, it was enough to pass the car.

Not far away, Australians were engaged in agricultural production. In all directions, crops were crushed in the brown mud, forming crisscrossing ruts. Some small pieces of unpressed grain stalks were still standing there. Between the long brown ruts and the green-yellow crop bushes, they were still wary of the appearance of these uninvited guests.

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