503 Lori Yama's Teachings, if You Don't Listen, You Will Be Punished a Hundred Times

To meet Siji Yingji in this kind of place, Lin Luo just wanted to learn how to be a mother and say "Unfortunate!", and being "named and criticized" by Siji Yingji made Lin Luo feel like being possessed by a mother, and saw the light of misfortune rolling in.

Facing Siji Yingji, it is useless to run away, even more useless to attack. Even though she is a small loli, her strength is on the same level as Yakumo Zikaze Jian Youxiang. I don’t know how strong she is. At least Lin Luo can’t see her strength.

Siji Yingji's place of work is the right and wrong hall of hell, which specializes in judging the dead and undead. The wicked go to hell, the good go to heaven, and the mediocre people go to the underworld to wait for Buddhahood or reincarnation. The lord of the underworld, Yuyuko, works for her. As the King of Hades, she can judge the right and wrong of everything. As long as she is illuminated by her pure glass mirror, she can fully know the past behavior of the other party. Whether it is personal privacy or anything, this Lolita King will know. In front of her, there are almost no secrets at all.

Of course, except for the trial of the dead, Siji Yingji would not use this mirror to look at others. After all, although she loves to preach, and her tone is harsh, almost everyone is unwilling to approach her, but she is still very upright and kind.

In any case, if someone is not upright and kind and cannot make a fair judgment, she cannot be the King of Hades, and she is still a gentle person by nature, and she often makes very humane judgments depending on the time. This is also the reason why Kazami Yuka will let her preach. Otherwise, as the strongest monster, the Venerable Flower, if the other party had something to respect her, how could she be knocked around by people, even God!

If they really wanted to fight, Siji Yingji might not be Kazami Yuka's opponent.

Therefore, when Siji Yingji asked, Lin Luo panicked on the spot. She probably didn’t know about herself as a walker, but other things that happened in Gensokyo would be hard to say. If she was asked to say something ambiguous, such as playing three sex with red, white, black and white, and having a spring breeze with Lily... Four seasons may only teach him a lesson, but Kazami Yuka will definitely tear him into eighteen pieces!

However, Lin Luo was not unprepared for this little Lolita Hades, probably due to her small size. She is somewhat similar to the squid girl, and she likes to eat fried shrimp.

At the moment when the words of the four seasons were about to be blurted out, Lin Luo took out a plate of golden fried shrimp from the storage space faster than lightning and handed it to the front of the four seasons, "Master four seasons, please eat the fried shrimp!"

Four Seasons was stunned, and her attention was immediately attracted by the food in Lin Luo's hands, but she was not a glutton like You Youzi, and said sternly: "Are you bribing me? I am the honest King of Hades, and I will not accept any bribes!"

"Master Siji, you have misunderstood. I am not bribing you. I just think that you are already so busy. During the rare time of vacation, you even come out to visit the public in private. There is really no better civil servant than you in this world. I am deeply moved. You are really Bao Qingtian in hell!"

At this time, Lin Luo once again played his language offensive, with a look of reverence and gratitude on his face, and said sincerely: "I came to Gensokyo from Hell, and I think you must have worked very hard. This plate of fried shrimp is just my little thought. I hope it can make you hungry and exhausted. In addition..." Lin Luo struggled a little bit in his heart, and finally gritted his teeth bravely. direction."

The flattery in the previous paragraph was pretty good, even Hades likes to listen to good things. Seeing that she is so loved by Lin Luo, Siji is naturally a little happy in her heart, but Lin Luo's last sentence made her a little unresponsive. She is not very popular in Gensokyo, except Kamibaizawa Huiyin, who is as rigid and upright as her, who will take the initiative to ask for a little teaching, no matter whether it is a human or a demon, no one will avoid her when they see her.

But now, Lin Luo actually asked for advice, this, this... this is really... so exciting!

There was a hint of surprise on the face of the four seasons, but also a touch of touch, while the three of Youxiang were already stunned. The preaching of the four seasons is equivalent to spiritual destruction. Taking the initiative to ask the four seasons to preach is simply asking for death. Doesn't it mean that Lin Luo doesn't want to live?

Lin Luo ignored them, and held the fried shrimp respectfully, with a smile on his face, "Master Siji, please teach me after you are full."

"Well... Now that you have said that, it would be too rigid for me to refuse." Siji hesitated for a moment, and finally reached out to take the fried shrimp and chopsticks, while Lin Luo took advantage of this moment to wink at Youxiang and the others vigorously, telling them to leave quickly.

The teachings of the four seasons are definitely inescapable, but you must not let Youxiang and the others hear it... Lin Luo thought so in his heart, but in the hearts of Youxiang and others, it became Lin Luo who sacrificed himself to bear the teachings of the four seasons instead of them.

Youxiang's affection for Lin Luo has once again increased to a higher level, and a look of unknown meaning flew over, and when Siji's attention was temporarily focused on the fried shrimp, she immediately took Mei Di's hand and fled away. Before Meddy left, tears were streaming down her face, and she said in an inaudible voice: "You are such a good person, I will bless you."

On the other side, Lingxian also had tears in her eyes. Although she couldn't bear to give up her friend like this, she couldn't bear to refuse her friend's "good intentions". Of course, she couldn't bear to listen to the teachings of the four seasons. What are you crying for? I should be the one who should cry... Lin Luo felt incomprehensible to the expressions of these three people. Of course he didn't know that his unintentional actions not only greatly increased Youxiang's favor for him, but also made Meddy let go of all prejudices, and even opened the door to Shoutu's strategy invisibly.

I have to say, sometimes life is so wonderful, are you envious or jealous?

"Hey, where are they?" Siji finished eating a plate of fried shrimp, and when he raised his head, he found that only Lin Luo and a black-bellied rabbit were left in front of him, and his face sank immediately.

"They all went home and repented."

"Hmph, these criminal gangs...forget it, anyway, I have already taught them a lesson just now." Although Si Ji was a little angry, he didn't take it to heart, after all, it wasn't a day or two for monsters to hide when they saw her.

"You guy... By the way, what's your name?" Siji suddenly realized that he didn't know the name of the person in front of him who respected him.

"Lin Luo."

Probably because he thought that the cannibal was short-sighted, and the face of the four seasons was not too serious, "Well, although your attitude is very good, but you have a lot of sins on you, and you have such a big resentment...Really, you don't even have the qualifications to go to hell."

"..." Looking at Siji's expression of regret and grief, Lin Luo's mood is very complicated, what should he say at this time? Forget it, let's mourn and listen to the teachings with the four seasons.

"... Sigh, I didn't expect you to be so bad as a human being that only sinners can go to hell, but your crimes are so huge...Let me see what crimes you have committed... The crime of breaking up Lily, you should be punished! The crime of double harvesting by sisters, you should be punished! ..."

What is this all about... Lin Luo couldn't complain, he felt that the laws of hell were too strange, how could there be such a thing, could it be that the four seasons were fooling himself? But with her personality, it is really impossible, or is that bad luck messing around again?

No, if I am serious, I will lose. At this time, it is better to plead guilty honestly.

"Master Siji is right, I am really too bad."

Siji nodded, and said seriously: "Well, knowing your mistakes can make a big difference, as long as you correct yourself in the future, try to return Gensokyo to its original ecology, don't let the lives of girls fall into chaos, and try to make yourself able to enter hell after death..."

I think hell will be spared... Lin Luo is so embarrassing.

"Next, I'll give you a little more detail about the 888 orders of hell deeds of charity. Listen carefully to me. If you can follow what I said, you may be able to go to the underworld in the future..."

No, the underworld is Yuyuko's territory, and I can go there now.

Of course, Lin Luo couldn't say these words, because Siji had already started to read the 888 deeds of charity to him, and she didn't know whether it was because of her good memory or her good work attitude, but she didn't even have a single pause when she read it, and it was so fluent that it was outrageous.

Lin Luo felt a little dizzy when he heard it... wanted to sleep, but seeing the repentance stick swaying in front of his eyes, he couldn't take it lightly. In the end, he had to hold the black rabbit in his arms as a pillow, and sleep with his eyes open like Zhang Fei's daughter.

Snapped!

I don't know how long it took, but when Lin Luo closed his eyes and rested his mind, the stick of repentance suddenly fell heavily, and Lin Luo woke up suddenly, only to find that it wasn't him who was hit, but the black-bellied rabbit in his arms.

"Wow! It hurts so much, what's going on..." Emperor Inaba rubbed his head with tears in his face.

"You cunning rabbit, don't think that I can't cure you when you're asleep, listen to me too!" Siji said sternly.

"Master Siji, I finally found you...Ah!" At this moment, another girl appeared, but before she could finish her words, Siji had already rushed forward quickly, and punched the girl's head with the stick of repentance.

"Komachi, you have such big breasts, yet you dare to be lazy, recite the deed of charity a hundred times for me! A hundred times, a hundred times!"

"..." Lin Luo was speechless, he felt a strong sense of sight.

(to be continued)