983 Although I'm Cute and Charming, I Will Incur Death
"The contract of the heart is activated, and the agreement mode is launched."
Although the premise of signing this time is a bit weird, sometimes the process is not important, the important thing is the result, right? On the other hand, it is also a very honorable thing to be a girl's permanent meal ticket, so Lin Luo accepted it decisively.
Afterwards, amidst the frivolous and elegant laughter (is it strange that these two phrases are together? I am also strange), Yuyuko kissed her on her own initiative, and her sofa was no less decisive than Lin Luo.
It was the first time for Lin Luo to kiss the undead. When he activated the contract of heart, he instinctively wanted to feel what it was like. But after kissing for a long time, Lin Luo finally realized that kissing Youyouzi was no different from kissing other girls, the only difference was that kissing Youyou didn't need any strength, because she didn't have any weight.
At this time, Lin Luo suddenly felt blessed, and a problem that had troubled him for many years was suddenly solved.
Why does love between humans and ghosts continue to flourish in the world? The reason lies in the female ghost's weight advantage and time advantage.
Just imagine, a woman with the same appearance and a female ghost feel the same when they are ooxx, but no matter how weak and boneless a living woman is, she must still have weight, so the change between positions consumes a lot of energy for a man. On the contrary, a weightless female ghost can be placed at +10086.
And what's more important is that beauty is easy to age, no matter how beautiful a woman is, even Xi Shi, she will look old after 20 or 30 years. On the other hand, female ghosts, even in the past 100 or 80 years, are still young and beautiful, and their beauty is still there. It is difficult for a man to not grow old and strong when facing such a wife.
It is clear at a glance which is better.
Ever since, the love between humans and ghosts has become an eternal classic in the world.
Therefore, a real man should marry a female ghost as his wife!
Lin Luo's unconstrained thinking did not hinder the signing of the contract. He saw bursts of eerie death aura emanating from Youyouzi's body, turning into energy visible to the naked eye and enveloping the two of them. Then, with the energy Returning to Yuyuko's body, the contract can be easily completed.
"The agreement is completed, the current contract owner and the contractee have reached a peer relationship, the current contract owner has obtained the certificate of restraint - the grievance of death, and the current contractee has obtained the certificate of restraint - the energy bite."
Owner Lin Luo: Walker (lv4) Physical strength: ss Mental strength: ss Comprehensive strength: Quasi-day level Improvement: Need to complete thirteen more agreements.
...Contractor: Yuyuko Xigyouji Physical strength: ss Mental strength: ss Comprehensive strength: The peak of the ground level Evidence of restraint: Energy bite Seal of protection: Death knight—King Meow Heart of the world: Heart of death (No. Twenty-seven, the form of everything is one, heart fusion)... As the second host, Youyouzi has not a very high bond with herself. In such a short period of time, she was able to reach the second stage of heart fusion, Lin Luo did not Not surprisingly.
Because after reaching the quasi-heaven level, he knew that the degree of opening of the heart of the world lies in the compatibility and state of the host itself, and in terms of Yuyuko's strength, it is normal to have this level, after all, even if it is Now, there are still many first hosts who are weaker than her.
In addition, the form of all things returning to one is also easy to understand, that is, everything can be turned into food, this is the ability to keep foodies... But!
What happened to that meow king? !
Just when Lin Luo was thinking this way, suddenly, a piercing chill came from the side, and at the same time, there was a cold voice, "Although I am cute and charming, I will attract death... Meow!"
Lin Luo was like a rabbit whose tail had been caught, his whole body was full of pity, and he turned his head with difficulty like a machine, only to see a girl sitting at the top not far from her side.
This girl has short snow-white hair, a small bunch of dull hair standing on the top of her head, and the protruding hair on both sides of her head forms a pair of cat ears. If you don't look carefully, you will think she is a catwoman. This catwoman-like girl's face was cold and pale, in stark contrast to her red eyes, and she was wrapped in a set of terrifying black armor covered with spikes and skulls.
The girl sat there like a king, with a black helmet placed on the table in front of her, and a strangely shaped long sword with a skull engraved on the ground stood on the ground in her right hand.
The chill that Lin Luo felt was released from this girl.
Lin Luo stared at her, eyes full of embarrassment, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses, "You..."
"Although I am cute and charming, I will invite death... Meow!" the girl said again.
Hey, you said this sentence just now, and the character is wrong, right?
Lin Luo couldn't help cursing, but at this time, the girl had already stood up from the seat, walked slowly one meter away from him with the sword in hand, and then pressed the hilt of the sword with both hands to the ground, making a bang, Domineering, "Important lines need to be said twice, this is my rule of meow."
"Ha... well, can you introduce yourself first?" Lin Luo didn't know how to complain. Although he had already guessed who the girl was, he still wanted to confirm.
The girl raised her head and chest up, and replied straightforwardly, "My name is Arthas, and I am the cat of the princess of the Kingdom of Lordaeron. I was destined to be the cat who will save the world from birth. But now I am not a princess anymore. Years, but a bad guy’s meow, you can call me the death knight or the Meow King’s meow. And then here’s my partner Frostmourne, I call it the Frost Tan-chan’s meow.”
Although I know you really want to show off your arrogance, but do you know that your arrogance has been wiped out by those few words of meow?
The majestic Lich King has really become the King of Meow, Lin Luo wants to cry but has no tears.
After King Wu Meow introduced himself, Youyouzi also flew over, rubbed King Wu Meow's head and smiled at Lin Luo: "How about it, isn't his kitten cute? It's fluffy and fragrant, so it's so cute. Come on, I have one more emergency food reserve besides Youmu's Pillow Spirit, hehehe."
puff!
Lin Luo immediately swallowed his old blood. Seeing Youyouzi rubbing Meow King's face, he thought she had changed her job to become a cat girl controller, but it turned out that he realized that he was too sweet. Youyouzi is simply a country that is easy to change and hard to change. Apart from eating, other things don't appear in her mind.
Moreover, is it really okay to say in front of Wu Meow that she is stockpiling food so grandly? Also, you really have always regarded Youmu's pillow spirit as food? Will cry, Yomu will definitely cry!
Compared to Lin Luo's roar of grass and mud horses in his head, King Wu Meow seemed very calm. She pointed to the dining table, looked at Lin Luo and asked calmly, "Excuse me, is there any more of that grilled fish? I want to eat it." My meow... I want to eat grilled fish meow, I need to say the important lines twice."
"..."
Well, Lin Luo is speechless, these two guys really get along very well, they are both death and foodies!
After spending more than an hour, after feeding Youyouzi and Wu Meow King, Lin Luo finally activated the plane channel and took the two foodies to Gensokyo.
A few minutes later, the three of them came out of the plane passage, but unexpectedly this time they did not directly enter Gensokyo, but appeared in the world outside Gensokyo.
"Ah, how could this be?" Youyuko was surprised.
"Probably because of the interference of the quasi-celestial rank, or... other reasons." Lin Luo was not too surprised. There is a quasi-celestial rank called Yakumo Zi in Gensokyo, and coupled with the problem of the reverse causal line, no matter what happens Things are normal, there is no common sense in this world anyway.
"Since this is the case, it's just right. I'll take this opportunity to play here for a while. I haven't had the chance to come to the outside world before." Yuyuko's mood is more fickle than the weather, and she soon became interested in this place.
Seeing her ready to move expression, Lin Luo knew that dissuading her would probably be useless, but he still couldn't help asking, "Is this okay?"
Yuyuko blinked and showed a cute expression, "Don't worry, although I'm cute and charming, I will invite death."
At the same time, King Wu Meow also stretched out his hand and typed a letter V, "No problem meow, I will make this world the territory of King Wu Meow!"
"..." Lin Luo didn't want to complain anymore. Sure enough, the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. If the lower beam is crooked, the upper beam is definitely not going anywhere. These two people are very suitable for going to the crooked building.
Seeing the two happily flying away into the distance, Lin Luo could only sigh, the seal of protection of this guy Yuyuko turned out to be King Wumeow, the status of Youmeng has been greatly threatened, and it is estimated that it may develop in the future It's a popular plot where Youmeng and King Meow are competing for favor... Of course, it's more likely to be a practical discussion version on which one is better between Youmeng and King Meow.
"Forget it, don't look forward to this kind of novelty-oriented plot. It is more important to sneak into Gensokyo next." Lin Luo shook his head, and after a while he came to the great barrier surrounding Gensokyo, looking for the most weak point. Although there is nothing wrong with going in dignifiedly, but sneaking into Gensokyo secretly, like entering the land of no one, is the romance of a man!
A few minutes later, Lin Luo finally found the best sneaking spot and stretched out his hand.
"Let's get started, although I'm cute and charming, but I will attract death... Ah bah! How can I be infected?!"
Lin Luo cursed loudly, and then disappeared in place.
... Not long before Lin Luo came to Gensokyo, in the Hakurei Shrine, a little girl wearing a maiden costume pushed open the door of the shrine, and ran out bouncing and singing while singing.
"Xiao Mingmeng, carrying a bottle of soy sauce on his back, he is not afraid of the sun or the wind and rain. I am afraid that my mother will be too lazy. Without soy sauce, there would be no braised pork..."
(to be continued)