Chapter 433 Types and Characteristics of Trolls (22/81)
The prophetic dream was as real as ever, and even this time, Loopy Toad felt as if he had been transported through his soul. Loopy Toad was shocked to find that when he woke up, he was sweating all over the floor. If the sweat wasn't smelly, people would think it was peeing on the floor!
The moment he fell asleep, Loopy Ha felt that he had really turned into a statue...
Well, maybe it's a statue now!
After six years, the clan officials should have recognized the fact that it was dead. In these six years, not to mention erecting a statue in the clan's Temple of Heroes...even if all the previous ones were torn down. It’s too late to make a new one.
Loopy Toad scratched the dog's head and felt a little irritated. It didn't expect that its second prophetic dream would actually dream about things in the clan...
It heard every word of Elder Wen's plea for help extremely clearly, as if it was vividly remembered.
After its death, the Sky-Swallowing Clam Clan has not established a new king for a long time, and will soon be declared war by the enemy Nine Nether Python Clan...
Without a leader to lead the clan and lacking morale for several consecutive years, Loopy Ha knew that if this battle started, they would definitely lose.
Loopy gasped for air. When he raised his head, he saw Wang Ling doing his homework, so he lay back on the ground silently.
To be honest, Loopy Toad didn't know what to say... Theoretically, its current appearance has nothing to do with the Sky-Swallowing Toad Clan. However, every word Elder Wen said in the Temple of Heroes in the dream world was... Remember clearly.
It has been six years and no new king has been established...
As the eldest veteran in the clan, Elder Wen actually always believed that it was still alive.
This made Loopy Ha feel unbelievable, and a complex emotion suddenly emerged in his heart, which he didn't know whether it was emotion or emotion.
It needs to think of a way to do this!
If it doesn't work... just ask Wang Ling to be cute...
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It was a rare quiet night, and nothing happened in the chat group.
Taoist Guang is busy studying live broadcasts and hand-made things, Wang Ling is busy reviewing and reading, and Lord Throwing Thunder is measuring the sword energy on the robe in Wang Ming's research institute. Xiao Yin is working hard to recover from "broken love" Come out of the shadows. Father Wang, on the other hand, was working hard in the study, meditating on words to start a new round of battle with the keyboard warriors...
Originally, the daily battle between Father Wang and the keyboard warriors was conducted on the toilet through mobile phones, but now Mother Wang has forced the Wang family to switch to a temperature-controlled toilet. Father Wang has to stand up within two minutes of sitting... otherwise he will sit for too long. , add some cumin and it will be a sizzling barbecue.
So now Dad Wang can only sacrifice some time watching the live broadcast of the female anchor "Xiao Xuan" to clean up his book review area and fight against the trolls.
Dad Wang has many fans, but more fans means there are also more trolls.
No matter which book, no matter how well written it is, there will always be trolls...
Dad Wang remembers that when he was just starting out and his popularity was not very high, he encountered one or two trolls and always liked to directly use his author ID to fight these trolls. However, now that his popularity is high, Dad Wang fights with keyboard warriors. It’s also about picking people.
Most of the trolls on the genuine website only send some trash talk. To these trolls who are suspected of being trolls, Dad Wang has stopped replying and directly permanently banned and deleted them! Out of sight! If you have permission, you can do whatever you want!
After so many years of working in the Internet circle, Dad Wang has gradually discovered some characteristics of trolls.
First, these trolls are generally pirate users who do not subscribe.
I felt unhappy after reading it on a pirated website, so I started trolling, and then I was afraid that the author wouldn’t see me trolling, so I registered an account and came to the genuine website to continue trolling...
So every time Dad Wang sees this kind of troll account with no books on the bookshelf and a comprehensive fan value of 0, he always feels deep in his heart: Why are there such boring people in this world? In the final analysis, the teacher assigned too little homework!
Second, trolls generally like to talk about their experiences.
The strength of this group of trolls is slightly stronger than the group of trolls above who send out snake oil. Every time they troll, they especially like to use "allusions" and "examples" to prove that they have read many books for many years and have some knowledge. What great wisdom. What I like most is random speculation and being smart, comparing the authors I criticize with the authors I like, and criticizing and praising each one... Little do you know that the relationships between authors in the same circle are very good! People on the fan list rewarded each other and talked and laughed...
As for this type of trolls, Dad Wang’s conclusion is... these people may have had their brains replaced with placentas when they were born, resulting in incomplete intelligence development. Just grow the body, not the brain. Because people who are truly intelligent and experienced are very low-key and never show off.
Third, trolls generally do not read the entire book before commenting.
Dad Wang actually sees this type of trolls a lot. Dad Wang thinks that if you want to comment on a book, you must at least read the original version first! Then, under the condition that you read the original version, watch 70 to 80% of it before expressing your opinion... After consuming it and buying a bad product, it is your right to leave a negative review. Father Wang thinks that people like this type of people who have never read a few chapters and then start making blind comments may be quite unsatisfied in their daily lives.
Father Wang has seen a lot of anti-fans and trolls on the Internet over the years. In fact, most of them maintain an attitude of not being surprised. If they can be directly banned with permissions, they will be banned directly without any nonsense at all. It is also a good choice to mobilize fans to report where permissions are not needed...
Every time Dad Wang sees someone retweeting a comment from a troll in the official reader group, he will tell fans not to get excited or curse, and just send a "smile" emoji...
Because people will always be people, and monkeys will always be monkeys. If you argue with monkeys, you will actually appear to be very unintelligent.
Of course, there is one exception, and that is when Dad Wang encounters comments that not only criticize himself, but also criticize his own readers.
Whether you read the original version or the pirated version is actually related to the national conditions, but whether it is a genuine reader or a pirated version, Father Wang does not want his readers to be wantonly attacked and trampled by this group of trolls.
This is Father Wang’s bottom line...
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In front of the screen, Dad Wang lit a cigar and puffed away.
He just saw a very interesting long comment in the book club. This long comment was forwarded from a pirated software by a loyal and genuine reader. The ID of the troll who posted the long comment is called "Three Cylinders of Meng Po Soup".
This troll perfectly combines all the characteristics of the above trolls. Not only does he troll the works, but also the authors, and even the fans of the works. He feels that the fans who watch Wang’s works are all between 14 and 16 years old. Unsound teenagers have no ability to distinguish between good and bad works... And the funniest thing is that this troll actually suspected that Dad Wang was using pirated software to read reading data at the bottom of the post!
Lie Mengmeng was standing next to Wang's father. After reading this long comment, she couldn't help but exclaimed: "I'm afraid this is not Shi Lezhi! How can any author brush up the data of pirated software?"
Father Wang chuckled: "This girl didn't replace his brain with a placenta when he was born. Maybe his mother threw him away when he was born and left the placenta to grow up..."
Lie Mengmeng: "..."
"Want to fight back?"
"Fight back? Of course!"
It’s okay to troll him, but it’s unforgivable to troll his fans!
Father Wang raised his eyebrows, his fingertips flying.
I thought of a couplet and sent it out.
First line: The keyboard boss is very powerful.
Second line: The piracy hero guides the country.
Horizontal batch: m! d! z! z!
Lie Mengmeng: "..."
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It’s a new year... For the trolls who worked tirelessly through primary school Chinese textbooks and wrote various long comments of thousands or ten thousand words in 2017, Mr. Ku Xuan had no choice but to write a Spring Festival couplet to greet you all. I wish you all the best. Happy New Year forever!