Chapter 173 Curiosity Kills More than Cats
Fang Ze would never believe that Xiao Hei's blindly sung songs could have hundreds of thousands of views.
There are definitely not so many fools in China!
"Tell me honestly, how did you do it?" Fang Ze asked while looking at Xiao Hei.
"Ahem." Although the cowhide was exposed, Xiao Hei still shamelessly replied truthfully, "Ten yuan and five hundred powders, a large quantity and a discount, how about I give it to you too?"
Brush wool, brush.
Fang Ze decisively told Xiao Hei to go back to play games, and then specifically told Xiao Hei that he was going to record a love song for Lin Xiaoxin, and the screen might be shameful, so he must not come in.
Xiao Hei left with a promise, Fang Ze closed the door, and then led Fat Ding into the soundproof room.
The lights are on, the accompaniment starts, and the microphone is handed over!
Sir, please sing.
Fang Ze put the microphone in front of Fat Ding. Fat Ding didn't know how to use his two claws to grab the microphone, but he looked like a big singer in the cat world.
Before Fat Ding sang, Fang Ze left the soundproof room, allowing Fat Ding to fully display his singing voice.
There should be no problem with a soundproof room. Fat Ding's singing will make people sleep, but as long as you can't hear it, it's fine.
Technology has changed life.
Fang Ze was sitting outside the soundproof room, watching Fat Ding singing inside. Because I couldn't hear the sound, I was a little bored when I was idle. Suddenly, I thought that Fat Ding's singing can make people sleep, so how about recording it?
Does the recorded singing of Fat Ding still have the same effect?
Fang Ze thought of this, and immediately turned on the recording equipment in the soundproof room of the karaoke room from the operating platform outside, and began to record Fat Ding's singing.
It is said that Pang Ding's singing voice is actually a mystery. Although it is shown in animations and other works, it has no hypnotic effect at all. It is definitely not Pang Ding's real singing voice.
What about songs that can directly hypnotize people?
As the saying goes, curiosity killed the cat, and so do people.
Once the curiosity comes up, you will do some stupid things. For example, when Fang Ze was in the fifth grade, he saw on TV that some people couldn’t get the light bulbs out because they stuffed them into their mouths, so they had to go to the hospital in the end.
How is this possible!
Fang Ze, a kid in the fifth grade, thinks like a mentally handicapped person that things that can be stuffed in can definitely be taken out, such as screws and nuts, which can not only be inserted in, but also pulled out, and they can be firmly fixed.
The light bulb goes into the mouth, but can it be tighter than a screw?
So Fang Ze decisively went to find the light bulb, wanting to prove that he was much smarter than the adults on TV.
It's a pity that Fang's father takes the safety of furniture seriously. After having Fang Ze, there are no things in the house that are easy for children to touch and cause danger.
All the lights are the kind of headlights with covers, and Fang Ze can't take them off.
But Fang Ze found the pears in the kitchen that Fang's mother had washed before going out in the morning.
The shape of a pear is the same as that of a light bulb. Fang Ze slapped his thigh.
Just use pears!
As for how things ended.
In the end, Fang Ze had a pear in his mouth. Enduring the pain that seemed to dislocate his jaw, he knocked on the door of the neighbor's house and asked the neighbor's lady to spoon the pear meat out of Fang Ze's mouth. Dig out and save a life.
However, although Fang Ze's IQ is a little higher when he grows up, his curiosity is still not too small.
He thought, listening to Fat Ding's singing through the earphones connected to the soundproof room is not listening directly, so even if there is a hypnotic effect, it should not be effective immediately. He definitely has time to turn off the earphones before falling asleep completely.
Thinking of flying here, Fang Ze sat on the chair of the recording equipment Qian, and then hung up the earphones.
Open.
"Bo~Pineapple Carrot~Bo Li~Bo Bo Li Bo~"
"Bobo~cluck bobo~ribo~boribo"
Fat Ding's singing directly penetrated into Fang Ze's ears without any precautions, and then Fang Ze only felt as if he had stayed up all night for ten days and a half months,
Sleepy ones are dying.
I really want to sleep, go to sleep.
Fang Ze's brain directly issued sleep instructions to Fang Ze's body, making Fang Ze go to sleep immediately.
It seems that I have to remember what to do before?
Turn off your headphones?
Go fuck it, go to bed first.
Fang Ze decisively chose to sleep, lying on the table with headphones on.
It feels like life has never been so peaceful, and sleep has never been so beautiful.
Fang Ze fell into a kind of complete relaxation all over his body, never felt so comfortable before.
Although Fang Ze sleeps on his stomach, theoretically this sleeping position would be very uncomfortable, but now Fang Ze only feels as if he is sleeping with his head resting on a young girl's warm thighs with a faint vanilla smell. .
The naughty hair caressed her face, her ears were soft and soft, and her nose was full of fragrance.
So comfortable.
Then Fang Ze felt someone pushing him.
"Wake up, wake up."
This should be the girl I was sleeping on, calling me to get up.
"Let me sleep a little longer, baby." Fang Ze subconsciously grabbed the hand extended by the visitor.
"Damn!" A surprised shout came, and the voice sounded like a rough man. Fang Ze woke up instantly.
He raised his head and opened his eyes, only to see Xiao Hei pointing at Fang Ze with a shocked face, "I treat you like a brother, and you actually want to fuck me while you're dreaming!"
"Bah." Fang Ze immediately reacted and expressed his position, "Who wants to fuck you, I always wanted to be your father."
"That's okay." Xiao Hei folded his hands on his chest and said, "If you and Lin Xiaoxin have a daughter in the future, I can let you be my father. I have no objections. My future father-in-law."
"Do you still have a bit of morality?" Fang Ze looked at Xiao Hei and said.
"It's you who have no morals. You said you came to practice singing, but you came to sleep at my place." Xiao Hei said, turned his head to look, and then said, "Why did you lock the cat inside?"
Before Fang Ze had time to say anything, he saw Xiao Hei walking towards the glass door of the soundproof room, "The cats must be bored, I'll open the door."
"Wait!" Fang Ze looked at Xiao Hei and shouted, "Don't open the door!"
You must know that Fat Ding is still singing inside at this time. If the door is opened and Fat Ding's voice leaks out, it is estimated that by then, everyone in the building will have to fall asleep.
What if someone is exercising in bed and suddenly falls asleep and breaks.
If someone is secretly watching a small movie behind his parents' back, and after falling asleep, his parents wake up earlier than him, how to explain it when he sees it.
It’s okay to watch AV, the natural throbbing of youth, what if it’s GV!
And a cute boy is watching what to do!
But it was too late when Fang Ze shouted, Xiao Hei had already been opened by the door of the soundproof room!
Ruined.
Fang Ze thought to himself.
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