Chapter 193 Magical Boy’s Table Manners Teaching
"Brother, how long do we have to drive to get to the place to eat..."
Fang Ran, who was tied up in the back seat of the car, asked with hungry eyes.
"Shut up! If you weren't such a bastard, you insisted on driving and couldn't stop. You went the wrong way and ran four red lights, which almost caused my driver's license to be revoked!!"
"We should have arrived by now!!"
Meng Lang roared at Fang Ran angrily, and then sighed.
With his background, he wouldn't worry about demerit points on his driver's license, but...
When I called Uncle Xu, the other party was silent for a long time when he heard that he had run a red light and was caught by the traffic police.
Meng Lang felt inexplicably sad.
And because Fangran didn’t have a driver’s license, he used the [Fantasy Card] to look like Meng Lang...
You don’t know that you heard the words ‘I’m sorry, my twin brother caused you trouble’ at the traffic police.
Then I saw how confused I was when I saw an identical person getting out of the back seat...
"well..."
Gou Yu looked at Fang Ran who was tied up in the back seat and sighed:
"After this mission is over, sign up for a driving school with the captain."
"I'm afraid that because the coach is worried that teaching him will easily lead to criminal liability, no driving school will dare to accept him in the end..."
Meng Lang also sighed and said very worriedly.
"Oh, I should be able to do it if I give you a little more money..."
Fangran: "..."
"Asshole! Please explain to me why you teach me to easily bear criminal liability!!"
"Prejudice!!! You two are prejudiced against me!!"
...
Just like that in Meng Lang, Gou Yu made up his mind and decided to get Fang Ran a driver's license after this mission.
Ignoring Fangran's loud protest while being tied up in the back seat, he carefully discussed how much money he would have to pay to get a driver's license to accept a road killer like him.
The three of them finally arrived at their destination.
A western style restaurant called Pelham's.
Fangran's mouth twitched as he looked at the plaque with cursive English. It looked familiar...
Damn it...this brand is not...
"Let's go, time is running out, brother, this is your last round of training before sneaking into that luxury cruise ship."
Meng Lang parked the car, handed the key to the waiter responsible for helping you park in the parking lot, and took the lead in walking into this restaurant, which was far more luxurious than the one in Los Angeles.
Training? What training? Aren’t we here to eat?
Fangran looked confused and followed Gou Yu into the restaurant together.
"Welcome, sir, do you have an appointment?"
As soon as I walked in, a neatly dressed waiter bowed and asked.
Fangran was once again amazed by the decoration of this brand of restaurant.
Elegant style, white arch pillars surround the hall's towering dome, surrounding the bright and luxurious chandelier hanging in the center.
Pattern carvings that are immediately recognizable as unique to the West adorn the walls and pillars.
The interior of the entire restaurant is really like a beautiful castle, giving it a unique style.
At this time, the waiter confirmed Meng Lang's reservation, nodded and smiled:
"Three gentlemen, please come this way."
The light-colored carpets, dark curtains, and the time of the evening stroll all create the best dining environment.
"Um...Brother, are you sure we want to eat in a place like this...Actually, I think the Golden Arches restaurant we just passed by is pretty good..."
Fangran swallowed nervously and said, although he had a similar experience.
However, because that experience was really bad, he still couldn't adapt to this high-end and classy environment.
"Brother, calm down, where are you? You can't adapt to this petty bourgeois environment. How can you sneak into the top Vanity Fair in the Pacific with us?"
Meng Lang said calmly. Ever since he came to the restaurant, his whole demeanor had changed. His back was straight, as if he was wearing a high-end suit instead of street food bought for 80 yuan.
"I'll go, brother,
Your style of painting has changed a bit quickly. "
Fangran couldn't help but complained in amazement.
"Nonsense, am I not here to set an example for you and demonstrate it myself?"
Meng Lang rolled his eyes.
"But aren't we here to eat?"
Fangran looked at him with twitching lips, and Meng Lang suddenly became serious. He simply couldn't adapt.
"Eating is only secondary. The main purpose this time is for me and Xiao or to help you learn table manners in a short time!"
Meng Lang straightened his back, straightened his non-existent tie, and said seriously.
Fangran: "..."
So why have I never heard of this?
Then soon, a waiter took the plate and started serving the food.
A white plate is placed on an equally white tablecloth, and brightly colored dishes are dotted on the plate like paintings.
Just Fangran silently looked at the dish that had just filled the recessed part in the middle of the plate...
Go ahead, your painting is too mini! ?
"Brother, um, actually I've been to a store with this name once in Los Angeles. Is this dining etiquette lesson free of charge? I feel like it's not too late to go to the Golden Arches now..."
Fangran's eyes twitched as he looked at the exquisitely crafted dishes on the plate, which only had one button, and asked Meng Lang tentatively.
"Don't be ridiculous, brother, do you think I will believe that you, a loser, have the money to visit such a high-end place?"
Meng Lang chuckled and could smell Fangran's lying voice at a glance.
"Also, Captain, as far as I know, it seems that before we went to your place, the restaurant in Los Angeles collapsed due to unknown reasons."
Gou Yu also added calmly from the side.
"No, really! Didn't I tell you that there was a strange girl, that Shui Lianxin, who grabbed me on the street and invited me to dinner? Come to a store with this name!"
Fangran's eyes twitched as he looked at the high-end Western food on the plate that he could finish in one bite. He probably didn't feel full, so he tried to defend himself!
Then he looked up and saw Gou Yu's silent eyes...
and Meng Lang's eyes full of kindness and care.
"Well, we get it, brother, it seems you're exhausted after a long day of shopping today."
"Have a good sleep for a while, you will have everything in your dreams."
Fangran: "..."
asshole! What I said is true! ! !
Then, with Meng Lang in charge and Gou Yu coaching by the side, the other party then gave three tubes of do you have to teach me how to teach Western dining etiquette by force-feeding me.
...
"What you have in front of you is an appetizer...dry it! Don't swallow it in one bite! Take small bites to savor the delicacy and delicacy, which is what a gentleman should be like!"
Just when Meng Lang was about to introduce it, he saw Fangran pick up the fork and stab the hungry cat at the food and roared!
When he heard the word 'gentleman', Fangran immediately pricked up his ears and said like a little night cat:
"I know..."
"I don't know what you want to say, captain, but I'm definitely not the gentleman you understand."
Immediately sensing that Fang Ran was about to say something offensive, Gou Yu immediately interrupted and sighed.
...
"The second course is usually soup. Follow my moves...I'll go! Don't make any slurping noises!"
Meng Lang (〝▼石▼)ツ┏━┓ slammed the table and shouted angrily!
"I'll go! Why don't you make a sound?"
Fangran (╬◣д◢)ツ┏━┓ also slapped the table and shouted angrily!
Gou Yu looked at the thick soup that was splashed out from his shock, sighed and held his forehead.
It's fine at home, but outside...
Can you two communicate your dissatisfaction without banging the table?
...
"The third course is the side dish. Generally, the ingredients are fresh and tender and easy to digest, so captain, remember to chew carefully."
"Is it because the meat is tender and easy to digest, so I can eat it in just one bite?"
Watching Gou Yu skillfully use a knife and fork to cut a small piece of the silver cod in front of him and put it into his mouth, Fangran complained silently.
"Captain, to a large extent, eating Western food is about eating in the mood. The marble fireplace, the sparkling crystal lamp, the silver candlestick, the colorful wine, plus the elegant and charming behavior of the people, it is a moving and satisfying picture in itself. of food.”
Gou Yu explained calmly and slowly.
"But after thinking about the price of a meal that costs thousands and the fact that I can't seem to eat enough food and feel the pain in my body and the blood dripping..."
Fangran asked with dead eyes, and Meng Lang next to him suddenly laughed.
"No one eats Western food just to feel full. As for my brother, you feel sore, hehe..."
"That may be because, brother, your diaosi soul cannot bear the weight of becoming a rich, handsome and enjoying a high-quality life..."
"you shut up!"
...
"The fourth course is the main course, which is usually meat or poultry. The raw materials are taken from various parts of the meat such as cattle, sheep, pigs, cowboys, etc., among which various types of steaks are the representative... Captain, can you wait for me to finish? How about you drool over that steak again?”
Gou Yu watched Fangran finally get a large piece of meat. His eyes were as wide as bells after starving for more than six hours, and he stared at the steak in front of him with murderous intent.
"Hey...brother, eh...stop staring, your eyes will pop out after a while..."
Meng Lang couldn't bear to look directly at him and said.
“Steak as a representative main course is divided into 3-rare RARE, 5-rare MEDIUM, 70-80% MEDIUMELL, and well-done ELLDONE.”
"The method of cutting is to cut from the outside to the inside. If you don't cut it once, you can't cut it again. Don't pull the saw in the direction... Um... Sigh... Even if I say this, captain, you won't listen, right..."
Gou Yu saw that Lang Taotao had already opened the door. No matter your etiquette, I would starve to death. Fang Ran helplessly held his forehead with his hands.
And the category names I just mentioned, I doubt you remember those simple English captains...
"No!! Xiaoor, we can't let my brother fail the final training to infiltrate the cruise ship!"
Meng Lang stood up and shouted, and then shouted to Gou Yu as if it was the final moment of separation:
"Quick! I'm responsible for holding back this bad guy... Oh no, this brother! Get the steak away quickly!!"
Gou Yu: "..."
Why is the captain in this state snatching food from the corner of his mouth...
Leave the jobs that are particularly easy to get bitten to me...
...
"The fifth course is dessert, pudding, cake, ice cream, cheese, etc., as well as fruit... Oh, brother, don't look at me with those dead fish eyes, remember these table manners, and I will treat you I’ll give you back the steak you didn’t finish just now.”
Meng Lang sighed as he continued teaching, then gave a thumbs up and smiled:
"How is it? Isn't my brother particularly kind?"
"Asshole!! Are you tying someone to a chair and forcing them to teach? What did Bi Lian say?"
Fangran's hair exploded in a second, and he and the chair began to struggle together.
"Oh, by the way, if the dessert is fruit, the water in the hand-washing bowl is for you to wash your fingertips, not your face."
"Asshole!! Listen to what people are saying!!"
"Hmm, there are also different types of wine that go with different foods. The selection of red wine and white wine is quite particular."
"And give me back my steak!!"