Chapter 1371 ‘Friends’

Damn it? !

Huai Shi was dumbfounded: What kind of operation is this?

It's a huge abyss and it's rare to see each other. If you are wise, you are a guest from afar. You have the intention, I have the intention. After drinking this glass of residual wine, we are willing to make a friendship deal with each other, and it will be cheaper for both parties.

It was supposed to be the golden wind and the jade dew that met each other, but there were countless wins in the world, hello, me, hello, everyone, but as soon as we met, before we had time to start our business, the other side started calling the police! What the hell!

Have you all installed anti-fraud apps, right?

Although there is a blizzard in this hell, I don’t see you using your mobile phones!

Suddenly, he saw the Minotaur group taking a deep breath and putting the trumpet to their mouths. He couldn't help but become anxious and stopped pretending.

Under his feet, the wriggling shadow spread instantly, spreading, rising, and sealing off the inside and outside like a rushing tide.

In the illusion, the patrol team was operating as usual.

But inside, the billowing darkness turned into a quagmire, covering the entire patrol. Without even the slightest sound being heard, they were all tied up and couldn't even blink.

After doing this, Huai Shi wiped away the cold sweat and stepped forward with lingering fear.

You have to react quickly, otherwise your reputation will be ruined in one day.

Why was he reported to the police before he even had time to commit adultery?

"I said, man, is there some misunderstanding?"

Huai Shi looked at the kobold's face and curiously asked the captain holding the loudspeaker: "Why do you sound the alarm if you disagree?"

The shackles were slightly loosened, and they saw the horrified expressions of the Minotaurs who were restrained by the shadows. "People from the Realm! It's really the spies of the Realm that are here!"

"……Um?"

Huaishi's poems are dull.

After saying this sentence, not only did the business not start, the misunderstanding was not resolved, but even the horse fell off!

"What the hell?!"

Fortunately, Huai Shi stopped pretending. He pulled one of the necks up and lifted it up. The poison and curse of the essence were instantly poured into the other person's soul, like peeling an onion, peeling off all the defenses layer by layer, directly piercing into the consciousness. Go to the core.

"What the hell is wrong with me?" He asked angrily: "Is my aura not authentic enough?"

"It's so authentic! It's so authentic!"

The tauren, who was on the verge of death countless times, replied in horror: "There is no such authentic breath of hell in the abyss!"

Huai Shi became more and more confused: "Am I pretending to be different?"

"It's so similar!" The tauren almost cried in fright: "Kobolds are not as stupid as you, they are so vivid, sir, they are so vivid!"

Hearing this, Huai Shi became even more furious and couldn't understand it at all: "Then I look so similar, why do you still report me?"

"..."

Silence. In the short silence, the expressions of many tauren became strange. After the one in Huai Shi's hand murmured for a long time, he answered in a trembling voice:

"Because we don't have kobolds here..."

"..."

Then, there was a long silence.

Huaishi and the tauren looked at each other.

"No?"

"Yes, no." The tauren nodded wildly.

"How is it possible not!?"

Huaishi felt that things were getting more and more outrageous, but thinking about it carefully, it seemed that since the beginning, he had not seen any kobolds... Could it be that even the cannon fodder has passed the version? Or is it that the abyss of garbage is no longer enough?

"Original, originally it actually existed."

The tauren secretly looked at his expression and plucked up the courage: "After that, he will be killed by Elysium... and he will be killed."

"..."

Huai Shi was silent again. For a long time, he only felt a sense of desolation and could not help but tremble with coldness:

"Finished killing?"

"Yes, all of them, not a single thing left."

The tauren nodded: "I don't know what went crazy with those birdmen. They killed the kobolds when they saw them. After killing them, they crushed their bones and spread ashes. They also shouted that heretics should be burned to ashes in hell, especially before they were burned. They also asked... pfft..."

Having said this, he couldn't help laughing, as if he remembered something funny: "Before burning, they asked those kobolds if they knew a dog named Huai Shi... Hahaha, I don't know. How big a loss we suffered, everyone is guessing whether he stabbed him in the back, haha, ha...ha..."

Smiling and laughing, he stopped laughing.

Because of the gradually crumbling expression of the kobold in front of him.

Hmm, something seems wrong?

"Uh..." The tauren sweatdropped, "Excuse me, who are you?"

"I'm that bitch called Huai Shi in your mouth."

The kobold raised his mace expressionlessly and clapped his palms: "The last question——"

He thought for a moment and asked seriously:

"Why don't you wear a hat when you go out?"

Three minutes later, after the illusion dissipated, the patrol had disappeared without a trace. Only a slightly stooped tauren came out from the place where the patrol disappeared.

After the change, the disguise is still perfect. Although it is not enough to resist the prying eyes of those rulers, it is enough to cope with ordinary searches.

It was probably because he was not used to being a tauren for the first time, so he didn't know what was wrong. He always looked sly and sneaky, which caused him to be scrutinized for a long time when he was mixed in with a transport team into the city.

Initially, he still had some luck, but after ten minutes of shopping, his heart felt completely cold.

Within the walls and fortresses, slogans from the Elysian Land have been plastered everywhere - [Heretics will be burned! ], [Bahamut Cult Wanted], [Be wary of kobolds playing the religious card]... [Kobolds all deserve to die! ! ! 】

Seeing the several burning racks that had not been dismantled, Huai Shi almost shed tears.

unacceptable!

Kobold, my kobold!

What kind of medicine did Elysium take by mistake? Why should it target weak and capable kobolds like me?

Didn't he just take a bite out of the rancher?

Why are these archangels so stingy!

No wonder Elysium hasn't made much appearance recently. The co-author has shoveled all the basics of Huaishi back then, and not even ashes are left.

Although many forces in the abyss have succumbed to power, they have no direct control over each other. To be able to engage in such a big battle, it must be more than just the Elysium family who are interfering in it. It would be impossible even to think about it without the help of the Fool.

I'm afraid it's not just here, but also other places later.

This is just great.

Not only Huaishi's Erwuzi business, but also the Bahamut Order, which he had been planning for a long time, collapsed before it even opened.

The days are hopeless!

After shaking off the cold, Huai Shi turned a corner on the street, turned left and right, and walked into the kitchen behind the fortress relying on the illusion.

Next to the stinky ditch, there are piles of cages filled with all kinds of messy creatures. There is no sanitary and sanitary conditions. There is no cooking table or workshop in sight. It is still like finding an open space to set up a shed without any creativity. Stew in a big pot. Some of the food given to the cannon fodder is enough to eat, it’s not that particular.

Huaishi came here not because he wanted to return to his old business and inflict poison - there are countless such cities and fortresses in hell, even if Huaishi killed them all and took out all the cannon fodder. Even after killing them, it was useless. The rulers didn't care at all. Instead, they might even thank Huai Shi for making room for them.

There are too many rubbish in the abyss, just grab a handful.

He came here just to pursue the greatest possibility.

After rummaging around, I successfully found a snail-like creature floating in the swill in the mud puddle in the smelly kitchen.

He pinched his nose and picked it up with a colander. After washing it in the water for a long time, he squatted on the ground and knocked on the rust-like outer shell.

"Hello?"

Huai Shi asked softly, "Are you there?"

The rusty snail squirmed on the blank ground, as if it was unheard, but soon, Huaishi felt that there was some strange change in the snail's meager essence, and a familiar will was projected from the distant depths. Come and dominate this tiny body.

Then, Odem poked his head in and raised his two huge eyes beaming with joy.

"Hi, brother, long time no see!"

The senior black tour guide from hell greeted in surprise: "I thought you had forgotten me!"

"..."

I really forgot about it, put it behind me, and didn’t think about it for a long time.

But even though she felt a little embarrassed, Huai Shi still responded sincerely: "How can it be possible? As good as you..."

Halfway through, he got stuck again.

Because I really can't find any good words to describe each other.

Easy to use? Tastes good? Still fun?

Doesn’t that seem very polite?

"Ahem, good... friends are rare in hell!"

Huaishi finally came to a sudden turn, but Odum didn't seem to care at all that he had been left indifferent for so long.

After a long and long time of peeping at the screen, Snail can't wait to have some fun.

"So, is something going to happen again?"

Odum asked expectantly. Seeing Huaishi nodding, he became more and more excited: "I know it, I know it! He is worthy of being the inheritor of the Utopia. He is extraordinary as soon as he takes action!

Don’t worry, I will fully support you! "

As it spoke, it squirmed its body enthusiastically and asked in a trembling voice: "Last time, you already dealt with the rancher. Should we deal with the Ku King or the Great Lord this time?"

"..."

Huai Shi was stunned, feeling that the other party seemed to have misunderstood something.

"Don't worry, there will be a perfect opportunity to take action recently!" Oldham said excitedly: "In a few days, it will be the bloody birthday of the country. When the time comes, let's get involved and set a fire first..."

"Uh, brother, what... it's not time yet." Huai Shi barely maintained her composure: "For the time being, let's spare King Ku's life."

"That's right, it's indeed a bit too hasty."

Odem nodded with deep sympathy, "I remember that you got the sword in the Sea of ​​Thunder? You must be challenging the king alone this time, right?"

"No, no, no, no." Huai Shi waved her hands quickly, "The revival of the Utopia is still far away. We don't have such ambitious goals for the time being. Besides, I still want to live for a few more years."

"ah?"

Snail was stunned, and his disappointment suddenly became clear, "You don't kill people, set fires, or be the king of hell, so what are you doing here?

It’s unlikely that development will go offline, right? "

"..." Huaishi was silent, but stopped talking.

"..."

Oldham was also stunned and couldn't believe it: "Wait a minute, are you serious? It's normal for you to do something outrageous in your Utopia, but to go to hell to develop two or five sons, isn't it too outrageous?"

Huai Shi coughed twice in embarrassment and her eyes wandered: "So, can you introduce me to a convenient target?"

"..."

This time, it was Oldham's turn to be silent.

The two looked at each other for a long time, and the rusty snail made a rather Q-version sighing gesture.

"Don't tell me, there really is one."

Its tentacles scratched its own face, and the conversation changed: "But that was my best friend..."

"I understand, more money, right? It's easy to talk to!"

Huaishi patted her knee and understood immediately - it's just a matter of paying some money, so what are you afraid of? He didn't really intend to give it anyway.

"money?"

Odum rolled his eyes and asked helplessly: "Can I use the money you give me? I'm just a snail, brother, what's the use of asking for money, food and materials?"

There is one thing to say. Indeed, with the outrageous vitality of rusty snails, there are basically a few large groups in almost every place in hell where there is room for breathing. And if you just eat some rotten leaves and drink some dirty water, you can survive for many years without eating or drinking.

Oldham is the leader of the group and basically lacks everything, but the opponent doesn't seem to want to make progress.

At this time, the atmosphere became awkward again.

"Then what do you want?"

Huai Shi asked tentatively: "How about I organize a commendation meeting for you now? Call everyone to learn from your advanced character and publicize your outstanding deeds?"

"..." Odum was speechless this time. It was really difficult to understand Huai Shi's brain circuit.

Is this the difference in thinking between non-staff members like myself and members of the orthodox Utopia? It is really huge and unimaginable.

Can you even use such a wicked bargaining chip?

"I still want to live a happy life for a few days, brother, please don't cause any trouble for me."

This time, it was Huaishi's turn to run out of tricks, "Then I don't want this, I don't want that, then what do you want?"

"You think too much."

Oldham let out a long sigh, and with three parts helplessness, three parts intolerance, and four parts excellent acting skills, he advised earnestly: "What I mean is, considering that I have paid so much for you, can you You have to work hard to do something big!"

Huai Shi was dumbfounded.

Are you afraid that the chaos will not be big enough?

"You..." Huai Shi gestured for a long time, unable to understand: "Aren't you friends?"

"yes."

Oldham nodded and asked, "Aren't you [friends]?"

"..."

Okay, I’m sure, this guy’s fun-loving personality is already ridiculously high!

One day, this guy might sell himself out just to watch the fun!

"Anyway, I'll lead the way, don't worry! Targets like him are hard to find now."

After the deal was concluded, Odum began to hand over the information in a straightforward manner: "He used to be the master of depth in the Eye of Obscurity and was called the 'Eye of Decline'. Later, after the [Original Rift] fell asleep, he felt that the Eye of Obscurity had no future. , just go to the subjugated country to hang out. Now that you are here, you can help him find another job. As for salary and benefits, you can discuss it yourself, and I will not interfere. "

"Don't worry, we will definitely negotiate."

Huaishi picked up the snail and said impatiently: "Then let's walk?"

"It's okay to walk, it's just..."

Odum raised his tentacles and pointed at the fake bull head on his face: "You can't do it like this, can you?"

"Right."

Huai Shi nodded suddenly, "Wait, I'll change my appearance first."

As he spoke, he slapped his forehead.

After the tauren's illusion disappeared, Huai Shi's body transformed from the source of matter began to change under the adjustment of his soul.

After breaking away from the kobold transformation, he was still a little uncomfortable with other forms, so he could only go in a direction that no one would recognize.

Widen the difference, add a little aging, raise the age, adjust it to about thirty years old, add a little wrinkles and beard, and bring a strand of pale long hair to the waist.

Do as the Romans do, add a bit of spookiness, and let out a hint of disaster in the soul, forming a diffuse shadow. Finally, the darkness in Guixu was released, condensed into substance, and turned into a dark robe, draped around the body.

When that cold and gloomy face lifted up, Oldham's reflection appeared in the dark eyes.

The rusty snail felt inexplicably... uneasy.

Huaishi, on the other hand, is still meditating.

Now that the face has been changed, the name Huai Shi can no longer be used. The beast of the end has provoked Elysium, so it cannot continue to be used.

I have to change my vest.

However, Huai Shi couldn't get a clue when he was asked to think of another name in a hurry.

"Well, let me think about it... Baha... uh, ahem, Behemoth is not good, and Behelai... uh, that's not right either... Yohaba, ahem..."

While wandering aimlessly, he was talking to himself, but suddenly a name emerged from his mind, causing him to blurt out involuntarily:

"Abyss...scorching sun?"

"Yes, that's right."

As if awakening from a dream, Huai Shi raised his head and clapped his hands:

"——My name is [Abyss Burning Sun]."

Snapped!

At that moment, in the dead silence, Odum's hair stood on end.

Along with the crisp sound of clapping, it seemed as if some shell was torn apart. Behind Huai Shi, the shadow spread silently. The ferocious beast lowered its eyes, and the strange light wheel behind it moved silently.

Like a dragon wearing a sun disk.

Indifferently, overlooking the dust.

The dark light shrouded it like an illusion, seeming to pervade everything and reach far and wide.

The rusty snail was silent, feeling the long-lost fear and trembling.

It was difficult to confirm what exactly he was seeing.

He didn't even understand what the hell was in front of him.

But under the gaze of those dark eyes, he did not dare to hesitate for too long. After laughing twice, he unconsciously lowered his attitude and reminded:

"Then... let's, ahem, walk?"

"Don't worry."

Huai Shi held her chin, stood there and muttered: "Let me think about it first -"

"After all, it's the first time we've met."

He muttered to himself, lowered his head with a smile, and looked at Odum:

"It's not good to come in empty-handed, right?"