Chapter 309 307. Foreplay

The four major sorcerers of East Asia.

Plastic surgery in South Korea, makeup in island countries, sex change surgery in Sawadeeka, PS in China.

But... the sorcery in front of him is not far behind!

Liu Mang looked at the old man's head with all the wrinkles drawn, and a little rinse-off hair dye on his hair, turning it gray.

Liu Mang tried the expression of laughing, jumping with all his strength, and the hideous expression... There is no sense of disobedience! And it won't show flaws just because of big moves!

The United States also has magical powers!

Liu Mang is very satisfied with this makeup look, and he is full of praise for the makeup artist. The makeup artist is a local cosplay enthusiast. When the hobby develops into a career, it proves to be very good.

Yang was puzzled by Liu Mang's makeup: "Ace, why do you want to look like an old man?"

"Justice, think about it, you said that your seventh uncle, who has been sick at home for many years, heard that someone came to challenge the street competition, and came out and tortured them all, what kind of expression would those who came to challenge?" Liu Mang said badly. laughed.

With this makeup, Liu Mang's smirk looks like an evil old man.

But I don't know if it's because of the Americans, or because of the black people, or simply because of Yang's brain circuit, Yang Ying said, "But I don't have a seventh uncle!"

"..." Liu Mang rolled his eyes, and changed into the borrowed hospital gown. Liu Mang didn't know what the cosplay club was costing about, why so many props had been seen in movies.

After looking at it, he looked like an old sick man who had just been picked up from the hospital. Liu Mang was very satisfied and said, "From now on, I will be your seventh uncle and grandpa. Let's go to Shishan Park. The game doesn't start at nine o'clock." Is it? Now it's time for us to go."

"Oh... Ace, you mean that you are my seventh uncle for the time being!" Yang seemed to have come to his senses, but the point of his reaction was a bit wrong, "Damn! Ace, you are taking advantage of me!"

"Okay, okay! Let's go!"

Liu Mang thinks that most of the black people are really the type who are more funny than happy, and they always appear to be lacking in IQ...

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Yang drove Liu Mang to Shishan Park in his pickup truck. During the day, it is a good place for parent-child activities and family fun. At night, it is a paradise for street players.

The vast area, the spacious space, and the open-air basketball court with fans viewing area, everything is too suitable for street players to compete.

However, the atmosphere of this former Atlanta player's paradise is very dignified.

Justis Young's pickup truck drove directly to the side of the basketball court, and he was not afraid of being called by the police uncle to tell him to go to the traffic department to pay the fine. What he wanted now was momentum!

Seeing Justice Young's pickup truck, the predominantly black crowd of streetball players cheered loudly.

Justis Yang got out of the car first and asked Liu Mang to wait a bit. To be honest, after knowing Liu Mang's intentions to make trouble, Justice Yang already regretted calling Liu Mang. He had heard that This little guy is a troublemaker in the NBA.

But the yelling is over. Although Justice Yang is very desperate, he has a little expectation. He really wants to see the wonderful expression of the other party after being abused.

Liu Mang looked at the scene from inside the car.

Nima...

Liu Mang felt blinded.

I thought how tall the American street players are.

The picture in front of you is the American version of rural non-mainstream settlements!

The vast majority of blacks wear Iverson-style dreadlocks. The dreadlocks are not original to Iverson. Blacks have had them for a long time, but Iverson made this hairstyle accepted by the public.

Then the white people are really non-mainstream, no, they are called punk heavy metal here, and relatively speaking, Americans, even the people at the bottom, are richer than those real non-mainstream in China, and they don’t seem so cheap and exotic , but it's already amazing!

Thanks to the young master who won the task of being the old man of the stadium, otherwise, if he came here without makeup, Liu Mang felt that he could choose to die.

Liu Mang looked at the inside of the stadium, a person holding a microphone and connected to the loudspeaker of the DJ on the sidelines said: "wow-wow-wow... isn't this tangerine! I thought you were scared Don’t dare to come, why, why doesn’t your helper get out of the car?”

Tangerine, also known as Tangerine, Tangerine, Justice Young's street player nickname.

What blinded Liu Mang's eyes was that Liu Mang seemed to remember that it was an Atlanta street player who played with him before, and passed a microphone to Justis Young. Justis Young Started a microphone chat with the other party...

"Isn't this the sixth degree of the small village of Borken? So far from the mountains to the city, is there a fare to go back? Do you want me to take you, and you can sit in the storage place at the back?" Justi Si-Young began to spray people financially.

The sixth degree, Sixth-degrees, whose real name is Joss Isaiah, no one knows what the nickname means, but he is well-known in the Georgia streetball circle.

As soon as these words came out, there was indeed a lot of echoes at the scene. For these people from Borken County, a small town that is known as a county, but is clangingly poor, urbanites have the sense of superiority as urbanites.

"Hmph, young master of the rich, streetball is not a place for people like you to play. You urbanites, it's time to return the right to represent Atlanta in street games to us real streetball players!" Joss said. - Isaiah replied calmly.

Justice Yang hesitated for a moment, and got angry when he saw the other party's calm look. He gritted his teeth and wanted to humiliate the other party to death today!

I can't beat the quarrel! In the past two days, I couldn't argue even if I quarreled, and I couldn't play basketball.

Justice Young is not afraid of Joss Isaiah. He beat his opponent a few years ago and knocked him out of the ranks of Atlanta Street players. This is the wolf pack effect. Both of them are very strong in Georgia. Streetball player, a pack of wolves cannot accommodate two wolf kings.

But unexpectedly, the other party found a very strong helper, nicknamed Dessert, Dessert, the streetball king of Basfield County, Georgia. For some unknown reason, he came to help Joss Isaiah challenge the Atlanta Street players.

Because although Joss Isaiah is from a small town in the south of Atlanta, Borken County is under the jurisdiction of Atlanta. He brought people from other places to challenge his own street players, which made Atlanta's street players very upset. .

But these two people are too strong!

Tangerine Justice Yang can only compete with one of them, and the others are off.

"Helper? Sorry, I couldn't find it. They said it's too embarrassing to play against a stray dog ​​and a sissy." Justice Yang also has a poisonous mouth. The tall man with Zhang Guozi's face is a full 1.9 meters tall.

"Bastard, what are you talking about!" Dessert hated people calling him a sissy the most, because he really couldn't relate to a sissy, so it became a joke instead.

"Dessert! Don't be irritated by him!" Joss Isaiah stopped his teammates, "The orange, does that mean you are giving up the game?"

Justis-Yang Jian wanted to start a fight to get over today's incident, and find another person tomorrow, but the last struggle was seen through by the other party, so he could only grit his teeth and say, "No, no, no, I'm in the hospital The seventh uncle who was hospitalized said he wanted to come and have a try, I thought for a while that the opponent was only you two, so I asked my seventh uncle to come, Seventh uncle, come down."

Others at the scene couldn't believe it. At the beginning, when they heard Justis Yang say that no helper was invited, the scene almost wailed. Then, when they heard the extremely awkward title of Seventh Uncle and Grandpa, everyone at the scene laughed. Thinking that Justice Young was joking, he stared at the car door. He had deliberately closed the windows and used the sun visor to cover the windshield. It was already past eight and nine, although there were lights So, people outside couldn't see inside, and the lights in the car were not turned on.

The street players who supported Justice Young on the spot are looking forward to it,

Hearing what Justice Yang said, Liu Mang got out of the car.

The moment the car door opened, everyone was staring at the car door except for Justice Yang whose face was twitching and his hands were shaking.

Then……

Everyone was stunned, and some people even dropped the things they were holding on the ground.

Sick... sick clothes?

Gray hair and wrinkled face...

And a little hunchback...

Go Nima! It's really the seventh uncle!

Yo. I updated 20,000 words today, breaking my personal record~ Continue tomorrow, sleep and sleep! On the last day of this month, please recommend tickets!