Chapter 902 As We All Know, Videos Cannot Be Photoshopped

Bi Fang's self-mockery made the audience smile, and the live broadcast room was filled with a happy atmosphere.

[Avada eats melon! 】

【A road never imagined】

[Why does the African tree snake sound so familiar to me? I’ve heard of it before (dog head)]

[Polyjuice is a good thing, it often gives me very bold and groundbreaking ideas, laughs]

[I don’t know what you are thinking, but I’m sure it’s not something good]

Muggles have limited capabilities. The African tree snake in front of them can only be used to feed themselves, and cannot make the popular polyjuice potion.

But as far as the function of feeding the stomach is concerned, it is useless to the current Bi Fangfang.

In order to avoid parasites in the wild, snake meat needs to be roasted until it is half burnt to avoid being eaten safely. It tastes like chewed rubber strips and is not delicious at all.

In the first few days after arriving on the grassland, perhaps snake meat would have been a good food, but now, after several rounds of hunting, Bifang had too much food to eat.

There is meat for every meal, vegetables for every meal, and there are many fruits that can be used as desserts after meals to supplement vitamins, not least of which is the meat between the teeth.

It's just that even if you catch them, you can't release them immediately.

Otherwise, if it is a careless thing, it will not run away, but will find a place to continue to lie down. When Bifang comes back from exploring the cave, he will be bitten again without noticing.

Snakes have a small brain, and their evolution is still moving in the direction of energy-saving temperature changes. Adding the two together, it's not a minus or a plus, their IQ is questionable, and their memory is even more limited, so they can't do this kind of thing.

Helpless, Bi Fang could only dig out the animal skins in the backpack, wrap the tree snake completely, tie the opening with a rope, and throw the animal skin bag into the backpack regardless of the movement.

Let’s talk about the release of animals after we get out.

Since he didn't explain it clearly to the audience, everyone in front of the screen just thought that what Bifang caught alive was for some other purpose, maybe to collect poison, or maybe he just wanted to eat something fresh, and they didn't care.

It's just that Jerry no longer had any reason to stay in the backpack. He found a pocket on Bifang's thigh and got in. It seemed that he was too frightened and was unwilling to come out. When Bifang saw this, he couldn't force it and could only wait. It calmed down on its own.

A snake is still too exciting for a mouse.

After hiding the "trophy", Bi Fang put on his backpack, not caring about the danger of almost losing his life just now. He held a torch and continued to move deeper into the cave.

What caught everyone's eyes was the eerie dark corridor.

Since nothing happened, it was a trivial matter.

This is Bi Fang's true inner thoughts.

But others don't think so.

Poisonous snake!

Bare hands!

He caught the attacking venomous snake with his bare hands!

It doesn't matter if you use a stick to sweep it away. Cutting off the venomous snake in the air is still the most difficult task of pinching the head directly. The impact of the picture is outrageous compared to filming on TV. How can it be shown so lightly?

[Prince Mu gave the anchor a yacht*66 - I almost got fooled. Can anyone tell me if this level is really possible for humans? 】

[The Sword Immortal doesn’t eat green onions and gives the host a spaceship*1 - I don’t understand magic, but Fang Shen’s reaction speed is really invincible! 】

[Actually, this matter is not as difficult as you think. If you often deal with snakes and observe their attack methods, you will find that their attacks are actually easy to judge and are not as outrageous as in the legend. Of course, I can not do it. 】

[Of course, it’s too true that I can’t do it. 】

[Hello everyone, Fang Shen is my boyfriend. Although our relationship has not been made public, I have never met my parents, we have not lived together, I have not been blessed by relatives and friends, I have never cooked a meal for him, and I do not have his phone number or WeChat. , but the mouth is on my own face, so I say yes]

The barrage area is filled with gifts and golden banners fluttering in the air.

The flow of gifts per minute is much higher than the monthly salary of ordinary office workers. It is really enviable. Unfortunately, it is enviable, and no one dares to pick up this bowl of rice.

It's too heavy, and the bowl is filled with hard stones. Normal people can't chew it at all, and it will only break one tooth. Only Bifang's iron teeth can bite it crisply and fragrantly.

[I heard that if a person blinks once, a snake can complete 4 attacks]

[Experienced people can catch it with bare hands, but that is only if they know the snake's attack rhythm. Fang Shen's looking back is really outrageous. It should be more of luck. 】

【referee! I request a urine test on Lao Fang! Now, immediately, immediately! 】

【luck? Lao Fang, someone is slandering Li, please perform again to prove your strength again]

Bi Fang wiped his nose: "There is no shortcut to this kind of thing. The main thing is to learn more and practice more."

[Go alone to a 6]

[You will die if you try]

"The more you practice, the more you will feel that there is nothing wrong with living."

【Ha ha ha ha】

At the foot of the mountain, a camouflage-colored pickup truck hid in the shadows and stayed quietly, with yellow dried mud packed in the tire gaps.

The car body shook slightly.

"Phew, this work is really tiring. I can finally go back and have a good night's sleep. My back is almost bitten by bugs." The black man with dreadlocks turned over and jumped onto the carriage. He clapped his hands on his body and splashed a cloud of water. A layer of fluffy dust.

Grace raised her hand to spread the dust and coughed twice: "Charmaine, do you remember how long it has been since you took a shower?"

"I don't know, how long have we been here?"

"Fuck, half a month? I bet there must be mold on you."

"Isn't that how you do our job? Don't act like a little girl. You are already a thirty-six-year-old boy."

Charmaine threw her dreadlocks behind her head, ignored Grace's sarcasm, leaned on the soft back of the chair, and fit her entire spine perfectly. Then her chest swelled high, then slowly fell down, repeating Several times, it was like all the fatigue was sent away through breathing.

"Well, I'm alive. Speaking of which, I almost got humped by a buffalo today. Well, are you watching that person's live broadcast again?" After relaxing, Charman glanced at Grace's phone and leaned over with interest. "It's such a coincidence. He seems to be on this grassland too? What do you think, do you want to avenge your brother?"

Grace was very annoyed: "I have said many times that we are just from the same family, not real brothers."

"OKOK, everything you said is right, you are just his loyal audience." Charman raised his hands and waved them, "I just happened to find a good place with signal in the wild, I happened to be idle and bored, I happened to be watching a program and then Discovered by me."

"I will definitely discuss this with the boss next time, and I will never go on a mission with you again."

Charmaine laughed loudly: "How many times have you said it, in the end it will still be the two of us."

Grace sighed, helpless.

As Charman said, although this guy's arrogance is unbearable, his reliability is indeed commendable. Compared to the danger, the arrogance doesn't matter.

Charmaine took out a bottle of mineral water from under the car seat, drank it all in one breath, and exhaled: "Tell me, what great thing has this guy done again? This gift is too much. How much is one spaceship? Sixty A knife? Or seventy dollars? How can I still do this job if I have so much money?”

Grace retreated silently for several minutes

Charmaine rubbed her chin and asked seriously: "Can the live broadcast be uploaded like a picture?"

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