Chapter 1703 There Is only One Way to Go
Chapter 1703 There is only one way to go
"Haitong, you joined forces with outsiders to trespass into Tushita Palace and even attacked me. If Master finds out, you will die,"
Zhang Yilong kept yelling while running.
"You, you stop, just now, just now was a misunderstanding,"
Hai Tong was really anxious.
If Taishang Laojun finds out about this, she will really be finished.
Not to mention being a heavenly soldier and general, I am afraid that he will be directly deprived of his immortal soul, and then demoted to a mortal.
Like this... how can it work.
She has a very grand goal, could it be, could it all be ruined just like that.
She doesn't, really doesn't.
"However, Hai Tong, we are both of the same family, I can give you a chance, it depends on whether you cherish it or not,"
Haitong froze there, without speaking.
Being as smart as Bingxue, she naturally knew what her senior brother meant.
"Hehehe, I can't blame Senior Brother for this, you sent it to me yourself,"
Zhang Yilong rubbed his hands and stopped when he saw that Haitong was not chasing him.
Haitong stood there with unpredictable eyes.
But soon, decadence appeared in her eyes.
The original look disappeared, she only hated God for not giving herself a chance.
It seems that he must be demoted to the mortal world.
But before that, there will be hatred for revenge, and revenge for injustice.
Thinking of this, one of her palms was hidden behind her back, and the palm was shining with silver light.
As long as Zhang Yilong gets close to her, she will kill him with her own hands.
And Zhang Yilong saw his junior sister standing there motionless, thinking that she had been appointed, rubbed his palms excitedly, and kept approaching his junior sister.
"Come on, come on, come a little closer, it's your death day,"
In Haitong's beautiful eyes, a trace of cruelty flashed.
This is what you forced me to do.
That Zhang Yilong didn't know, and continued to approach his junior sister excitedly.
Tianting is really a place where birds will be suffocated. I am also a big man, and I also have physiological needs.
It's a pity that the heavenly court is so strict that free love is actually forbidden.
What's the point.
On the contrary, there are many immortals and fairies who secretly love affairs, but it's a pity that I don't look good, and my cultivation base is not very high, so no fairies have taken a fancy to me.
Last time he even hooked up with the jade rabbit raised by Chang'e.
The jade rabbit is also very beautiful in human form, just like sister Chang'e.
It's a pity that Chang'e has been secretly taken care of by the emperor of heaven, so the jade rabbit that resembles her has become a sought-after commodity.
How many great generals in the Heavenly Court were chasing after him in private, but the Jade Rabbit didn't even look at him.
This pissed off Zhang Yilong, and made Zhang Yilong feel uncomfortable.
But when he remembered, he still had a pretty junior sister.
This junior sister, Haitong, is actually a beauty, but her clothes are completely masculine, which conceals her beauty.
Hey, come and dig this beauty yourself.
I can finally have a chance to vent, this is the first time, and there will be a second time.
In the future, Zhang Yilong can also say that he is an upright man.
It's cool every day, hahaha.
Thinking of this, Zhang Yilong couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Laugh, laugh.
Haitong's palms are trembling, which will make you completely unable to laugh.
Zhang Yilong had already walked to Haitong's side very quickly, he stretched out a hand, and directly grabbed Haitong's skirt.
This guy is too impatient.
Haitong was about to slap out with a palm, but at this moment, a loud shout suddenly came from the field.
"Hey, in broad daylight, Zhang Yilong, what are you going to do?"
Hearing this voice, the two boys and girls were startled, and hurriedly took two steps back, looking towards the voice.
I saw the Taishang Laojun in a purple Taoist robe, holding a dust whisk in his hand, standing there, blowing the beard at the corner of his mouth, not angry.
"Master, master... Hai Tong, she colluded with outsiders and broke into my Tushita Palace..."
"Zhang Yilong, you,"
Haitong was shocked immediately, and thought that he had to keep it a secret just now, but now he will sell it directly.
Unexpectedly, Zhang Yilong gave himself a resentful look, and the meaning of that look was very clear.
Sorry, at this time, I can only protect myself.
"Tu'er was injured by her. Fortunately, Tu'er was a little better than him, and counterattacked back. Just now, Tu'er wanted to check whether Haitong had any weapons hidden on him."
After speaking, Zhang Yilong became a little proud.
Master used to be biased towards himself, so he must believe what he said.
Hmph, Hai Tong, Hai Tong, if you don't get fucked by me sooner, you're going to be unlucky now.
Alas, it's a pity that I still haven't been able to fall in love with her, and now I'm going to be relegated to the mortal world, it's too wasteful.
Haitong is also heartbroken.
It's over, it's over now.
"shut up,"
But neither of them expected that the Taishang Laojun yelled angrily, glared at Zhang Yilong and said.
"In broad daylight, you do such a shameless thing, and you still want to turn the truth around, Zhang Yilong, as a teacher, you are a beast,"
Hai Tong was startled, Master took the wrong medicine today and failed, so he actually favored himself.
"Master, master...disciple, what this disciple said is the truth..."
Zhang Yilong was also stupid.
Why did the master change his direction today? He turned to that girl Haitong.
Obviously, he is the most beloved disciple of Master.
"Master, if you don't believe me, look, there are still wounds here,"
As he spoke, he pointed to his nose and ran towards Taishang Laojun.
"You bastard, stay away from me,"
Who would have thought that when the Taishang Laojun raised his hand and slapped his mouth, he directly whipped Zhang Yilong 720 degrees in the air, and finally fell to the side, smashing his body into fairy ashes.
This time he fell, and he didn't recover for a long time.
His face was red and swollen, and his teeth fell out.
Haitong wanted to applaud.
It's wonderful, it's really wonderful.
Master's slap is so good, whether it is the angle or the strength, it is too perfect.
If Zhang Yilong provokes me like this next time, I will slap him like this, hahaha.
"Tong'er, you come with me,"
Before Haitong could finish his music, the Taishang Laojun suddenly said coldly.
Hai Tong felt cold all over.
It's over, it's time to settle your own account.
"Yes, Master..."
She walked over limply.
"Lead the way ahead and lead the teacher back to the room,"
Taishang Laojun just gave a light order.
"yes……"
As Haitong walked, he muttered in his heart.
How should I deal with Master?
The mistakes I made in the past were all small things, and I still dealt with them.
But this time, it was a big deal.
That troublemaker is still waiting in his room.
How should I explain what happened today?
Alas, although Zhang Yilong was slapped a big mouth, it was very satisfying.
But I, after all, will be relegated to the mortal world.
"Master, we are here..."
After thinking about it all the way, Haitong's head hurts.
In the end she gave up, forget it, whatever she loves, in the mortal world, she can still make a good appearance.
Taishang Laojun stood in front of his door, stretched out his hand to push open the door, and led Haitong in.
Walking into the house, he stood there, looking Hai Tong up and down.
Hai Tong was looked at a little bit hairy, what happened to Master today, I usually look too much at myself, why can't I stop watching today.
Could it be that Master was possessed by that Zhang Yilong?
"Haitong, you can plead guilty,"
Taishang Laojun suddenly drank.
"Admit, confess what crime..."
Haitong tried to play dumb.
"Still playing dumb, kneel down,"
Taishang Laojun swept the whisk away, and Haitong knelt down involuntarily, frightened by his master.
"You colluded with outsiders, trespassed on my Tushita Palace, and even made alchemy for that outsider, right?"
"You, how do you know..."
Haitong was shocked, how could the master know this.
"Hmph, even the teacher saw it with his own eyes,"
Taishang Laojun stroked his beard and said, "If you want others to be unaware, unless you do nothing yourself, Hai Tong, I can't help you as a teacher this time, so accept the punishment."
"Disciple, disciple admits punishment..."
Haitong was downcast.
This time it's really fucked up.
"Okay, as a teacher, I will punish you to come over and beat my leg,"
Unexpectedly, the Taishang Laojun spoke amazingly.
Beat your legs.
Haitong froze there, looking at his master like an alien.
This breath... that's right, it's Master.
Master really took the wrong medicine today.
"Why, if you don't want to beat your legs, then you will be demoted to the mundane world,"
Taishang Laojun sat on the chair and hummed.
"Yes, disciple is willing,"
Haitong ran over quickly, as if in a dream, while beating the master's legs, all kinds of thoughts flew through his mind.
"Yeah, here, hammer here again,"
Taishang Laojun looked very enjoying it.
"Wait, no,"
Haitong suddenly stopped hammering, stood up, pointed at the nose of Taishang Laojun and said.
"You are not my master, tell me, who are you?"
"You evil disciple, what nonsense are you talking about, isn't this immortal your master?"
"Nonsense, you have been exposed by me, you despicable sneak attacker, you dare to pretend to be my master to tease me, and even let me beat your legs, damn it, don't you want me to make alchemy for you?"
Hai Tongqi's nose was about to crooked.
"Strange, why did you see through it?"
The Taishang Laojun stood up, turned around, and returned to Qin Chao's appearance.
How did he know that Haitong knew his master very well.
Taishang Laojun is the only master in heaven who has truly reached the realm of being too forgetful.
He not only dislikes female sex, but even hates it.
Even if he prefers himself, it is impossible for him to do such an intimate action of beating his legs.
It is impossible for a person who is too forgetful to be like this.
Therefore, Hai Tong immediately judged that this Taishang Laojun was being impersonated.
And there is only one person who can tease himself like this.
"Hmph, aunt... who is this young master? I'll see through your little trick in one go,"
Haitong curled his lips and said, "How dare you ask me to beat your leg, you are really audacious, but for the sake of slapping Zhang Yilong, I will show mercy this time and forgive you."
"Fuck, then I have to thank you..."
"Of course, stop talking nonsense. I just came in. I'll help you find the last medicinal ingredient. This matter will be exposed sooner or later. It seems that I have only one way to go now,"
"what road,"
"run away,"
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