Chapter 1649 Underpants Defense Battle
Chapter 1649 Underpants Defense Battle
This time, it hit the fly with all kinds of meat and eight vegetables.
"Damn it... the navigation is broken, sir."
The fly turned around in a daze and looked at Qin Chao.
"Again,"
Qin Chao stretched out his hand and flicked it to the side.
The fly's body immediately flew out by itself and hit the computer screen on the other side.
"Snapped,"
The fly cried out in pain.
"Master, you are too ruthless, please spare the little one."
The fly knew that it had encountered a powerful character, and hurriedly begged for mercy.
"You really are mutant,"
"Fuck, you are the one who is mutated, just pinch you to death,"
Qin Chao stretched out his hand again.
"Don't, don't, sir, the little one is wrong,"
The fly hurriedly continued to beg for mercy, "The little one donated the bread crumbs that have been treasured for many years and gave them to the uncle. I just ask the uncle to spare the little one. It's not easy for the little one to live."
Crumbs that have been treasured for years...
Qin Chao begged for mercy.
"Forget it, stay away from me, keep your food for yourself,"
"Master, you are truly a bodhisattva,"
Well, this fly still believes in Buddhism.
Also, Buddhism pays attention to the sentient beings of the six realms.
All sentient beings can have Buddha nature in their hearts.
"Master, since you are so kind to the little one, the little one has to repay you, otherwise the little one will feel bad."
The fly said suddenly.
"repay,"
Qin Chao was so depressed, he wanted a fly in return.
"Grandpa, come with the little one, the little one will show you a good thing, absolutely good thing, compared with it, bread crumbs are nothing but scum,"
"oh,"
Could it be that this fly could lead him to find some rare treasure left by the gods.
Qin Chao's expression changed.
I remembered that Bai Yuan took Zhang Wuji to find Jiuyang Shengong.
Could this fly also lead him to see some legendary Dafa or something like that?
It seems that in the dark, God is still good to me.
Qin Chao nodded, "Alright then, take me there,"
"Master, come up, I will carry you on my back,"
The fly shines its wings on the back.
Qin Chao took two steps back immediately, "Forget it, I can fly myself,"
"Master, you really know how to joke, and you don't have wings,"
Qin Chao lifted his foot and floated in the air.
"My lord is really a god-man,"
The fly couldn't help but its eyes lit up, and it flattered it again and again.
"Okay, okay, take me to see the baby,"
"Hey, come on, grandpa and little one,"
The fly buzzed and flew up.
Qin Chao followed behind it.
"This brat actually chats so happily with flies,"
At this time, in the Misty Purple Mansion, Ronye saw the scene outside and couldn't help curling her lips.
"Old guy, just know peeping,"
Rhode sarcastically said beside him.
"Fuck, didn't you drool watching him molesting Yu Lu?"
Ronye quickly exposed Rhode's background.
"Nonsense, I'm worried that Kid Qin will focus on men and his vigilance will drop. I'm also helping him to pay attention to the dangers around him."
"Damn, you little one will really make excuses for yourself,"
Ronye couldn't help but despise.
"Aren't you too, old and immortal,"
Rhodes did not back down at all.
"Damn, I don't have the same knowledge as your little one, but the brat is too outrageous, to be so happy chatting with flies,"
"Because he has Buddha nature in his body,"
Rhodes said, "Different from me, a demon, and you, an immortal, Kid Qin is a three-cultivator, a Buddha, a demon, and an immortal, but among them, the one that has the greatest influence on him should be the Buddha nature."
"That's right, Buddhism emphasizes the equality of all beings, and we immortals are the unity of heaven and man. You demons are the most shameful, and I am the only one who respects you,"
"Where are you immortals? You are all self-cultivating goods,"
"Cultivate one's morality, regulate one's family, rule the country and the world,"
Ronye immediately argued, "If you don't cultivate yourself first, how can you talk about other things?"
"Come on, stop making excuses for yourself,"
Rhodes curled his lips, "There are so many bad guys in this world, why didn't you see you immortals come out and take care of them?"
"Man is doing it, the sky is watching, those bad guys will be punished sooner or later,"
"Fuck, that's the Buddhist causal cycle theory, what are you putting on you, don't you want to lose face?"
"Shut up, if you keep yelling, I will drive you out of Piao Miao Zi Mansion,"
"Damn, I just know how to use this as an argument. If you have the ability to beat the King of Fighters 98, we will see the difference,"
"Fuck, I'm afraid of you, if that girl from Liyin hadn't given you a trick last time, would you have been able to beat this Immortal Iori?"
"You still have the nerve to say, that girl Huan also gave you advice, okay, you shameless,"
"Success, don't let the dragon girls help you this time, let's see what we can do,"
"Come on, I'm afraid you won't make it,"
Qin Chao naturally didn't know that the two old guys in his body were making a mess again, and when he saw the baby in the fly's mouth, his face immediately became black.
A small white underwear was hanging there, fluttering slightly with the breeze blowing in from the open window next to it.
"Master, look, this is the baby that the little one talked about,"
The fly's face was full of excitement, green light was shining from its two huge eyeballs, "Hey hey hey, this thing smells much better than my bread crumbs, tsk tsk tsk, it's just a fairy thing, take a sip, Refreshing,"
As he spoke, he was about to fly towards that little Nene.
Qin Chao directly kicked this guy away.
After rubbing it for a long time, the treasure in this guy's mouth turned out to be Li Xue's underwear.
It seems that the underwear that Li Xue had just changed out of was washed and hung here.
Li Xue should have taken over the office again and lived here.
These days, I didn't expect even flies to be so colorful.
Alas, people as pure as myself are almost extinct.
Qin Chao lay in Li Xue's underwear, swinging around like a cradle, couldn't help muttering.
"Grandpa... Let the little one go in and hang out too..."
The flies looked on pitifully.
"There is no door at all, you are not allowed to approach here in the future, or I will strangle you to death,"
Qin Chao raised a middle finger and told the fly, "This will be my uncle's territory from now on,"
"All right……"
Flywood has a way, who will let the opponent be better than himself.
As expected of a mutant guy.
Another day I will drink some of the polluted water myself.
Maybe he can become a fly superman.
When the time comes, we must occupy this treasure.
The fly set a great ambition on itself.
At this moment, there was a sudden shout in my ear.
"Listen to me, the people above, this is our king's territory, the others should leave immediately,"
Qin Chao and the fly immediately looked down.
Good guy.
Even Qin Chao couldn't help being surprised.
What's that.
The length is too familiar.
Brown with a little transparent armor, rows of densely packed legs.
With two tentacles on the top of the head...
I'm sorry, isn't this the legendary Xiaoqiang?
That Xiaoqiang's menacing appearance is quite scary.
"This is our king's territory, get out immediately if you don't want to die,"
the guy yelled.
"Master, let's run quickly,"
The fly suddenly cried out, "These guys are the overlords here, it's too bad now,"
"overlord,"
Qin Chao was stunned for a moment, there was such a saying in Animals.
"That's right, they are the most powerful creatures here, and no other creatures are their opponents,"
As expected of Xiaoqiang, they are all kings and hegemons here.
The fly quickly shouted, "Master, let's go quickly, if we don't go, we're going to die."
"no,"
Qin Chao raised his eyebrows immediately, "I will swear to protect Li Xue's underwear to the death,"
"It seems that you don't want to leave,"
That Xiaoqiang shook his teeth, "Then don't blame me for being rude."
As he spoke, he swished up the wall beside him, and then, the pair of wings behind him vibrated.
The cockroach jumped up in an instant, and it jumped quite high, shaking its teeth and jaws and biting towards Qin Chao.
"Ruined……"
The fly covered its eyes, as if it couldn't bear to watch the scene below.
"die,"
As the underpants defender, Qin Chao's skill is not weak.
He pinched his palm, and immediately, the cockroach's body was torn apart and scattered all over the ground.
The fly was taken aback.
What a trick.
"Little cockroach, dare to act presumptuously in front of my uncle,"
Qin Chao was dangling on his underwear, "From today onwards, this is my uncle's territory, trespassers will die,"
While speaking, Qin Chao's eyes suddenly widened.
Because, he saw, in the corners around here, suddenly there were yellow-brown little strongs crawling out.
These guys came in droves, and more and more.
In the blink of an eye, on the ground, on the walls, everywhere.
It's like an army.
What the hell……
Qin Chao couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva.
How could there be so many Xiaoqiang in Li Xue's office.
"Damn it, who dares to make trouble on our territory,"
A Xiaoqiang couldn't help shouting when he saw his companion's body.
"It's him, the fellow who sits on the newly appointed throne of our king,"
Newly scheduled throne.
Miserable, the emotional Xiaoqiang is also a pervert.
"Good man, get off the throne our king has set for you,"
A group of Xiaoqiang suddenly roared.
"Or I'll kill you,"
"Master, sir, let's run quickly,"
The flies were frightened, what a huge army.
"Run, that word doesn't exist in my dictionary,"
Qin Chao raised his brows immediately, "I will swear to guard these underwear to the death, and I will absolutely not allow these guys to tarnish them,"
"Good boy, it seems that you will stop crying when you see the coffin,"
Good guy, a mere cockroach can even speak common sayings.
"Brothers, come on, let him see how powerful we are,"
"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,"
All of a sudden, the cockroaches went crazy.
One by one, they quickly climbed up the wall, and then rushed towards Qin Chao with all their teeth and claws.
For a moment, the dense crowd of cockroaches was very frightening.
"Go to hell,"
How could Qin Chao be afraid of these things.
He stood on top of his underwear and waved his hands left and right.
"Ling'er, Huo Lei,"
"click,"
Red lightning instantly raged in the room.
Qin Chao's control over power was in place, and the fire and thunder spread out, forming a net.
Those Xiaoqiang hit it, and they were all electrocuted and turned into powder.
while the underwear and other things in the house were unaffected,