Chapter 1415: The Magical Use of Counterfeit Cell Phones
Chapter 1415: The Magical Use of Counterfeit Cell Phones
"What is it, I am waiting for you to take it out,"
Qin Chao didn't move, he stood there with his arms folded, waiting to see what decent magic weapon Xiao Pan could come up with.
"Hmph, just watch, don't be too surprised when the time comes,"
As Xiao Pan said, he took out the treasure bag, and immediately took out something that Qin Chao was really surprised by.
"Dangdang, see, this is the magic weapon of your mortal world, hahaha,"
Qin Chao looked at the magic weapon that Xiao Pan was holding.
It turned out to be a mobile phone.
Moreover, it is the oldest mobile phone.
I'm sorry, what kind of trouble is this guy going to do.
"Hmph, I heard that guy Yin Yanpeng said, what kind of sound transmission can this thing play, and it's the whole world. My speaking tube will definitely not be able to contact my senior sisters and brothers. I will use this. Call for reinforcements, the two of them are much stronger than me, and when the time comes, they will definitely beat you to pieces."
As he spoke, he opened the big phone, saw the number keys on it, took a few glances, and suddenly fell into deep thought.
After a long time, he asked.
"That... how to use this thing,"
"..."
Qin Chao is speechless.
"Just call your senior sister and senior brother's cell phone number,"
"Oh oh oh... I know, in fact, I just test you,"
Xiao Pan looked as if it should be taken for granted.
He stretched out his hand, gestured a few times on the phone, and suddenly asked again.
"how to spell,"
"Fuck me, didn't you test me?"
Qin Chao was speechless.
"See the number key above no,"
"I see, but these symbols are so strange, they are what you said...Number keys,"
How did Xiao Pan know Arabic numerals?
"What the hell,"
Qin Chao had no choice but jumped up and suddenly appeared next to Xiao Pan, which startled Xiao Pan.
"You, you don't bring any fools, I don't have magic weapons yet,"
"I'm not going to beat you up, I'm going to teach you how to use the phone,"
Qin Chao rolled his eyes, took the big brother, pointed to the nine number keys on it, "Look, this thing is called a number key, this is 1, this is 2..."
Just like teaching a child, he had to teach Arabic numerals again.
But Xiao Pan seemed to be such a convenient little genius, he only listened to it once, and he remembered it all.
"Oh oh oh, I see, it turned out to be so interesting,"
Xiao Pan was very interested, and played with the phone a few times.
"Okay, I'm looking for foreign aid now, you have to be careful,"
"Look quickly, I don't have that much patience,"
Qin Chao was so depressed, how could he meet such a fool.
Fortunately, I don't need him to help me in the mortal world, all I value is his talent in refining weapons.
Also, his understanding of the eight ancient gates.
I don't know anything about the eight ancient sects. With his help, I should be able to learn more.
As the saying goes, if you know yourself and the enemy, you will never be imperiled in a hundred battles.
"Yeah... By the way, what is the number of my senior brother and sister?"
His help-seeking eyes drifted to Qin Chao again.
"Fuck me, how would I know,"
Qin Chao is making trouble.
By the way, do those two old antiques have mobile phones?
"Forget it, let's try their birthday horoscopes,"
Fuck, it's all fine.
Xiao Pan pressed a few times on the phone, and finally pressed the dial button.
All I heard was an elegant female voice on the phone.
"Sorry, your phone has been disconnected due to arrears, please continue to pay the phone bill..."
"Hey, what I entered is the horoscope of my senior brother's birthday, how come there is a sound of a woman?"
Xiao Pan still looked puzzled.
"Your mobile phone is in arrears..."
Qin Chao this waterfall Khan.
Would you dare to be more funny?
"Arrears, what is arrears?"
"I just have no money, so I can't make phone calls,"
"Ha, the mortal world still needs money for calling,"
"Nonsense, of course, everything in the mortal world has to spend money, okay, and you have to buy a condom to have sex,"
"Eh, I don't understand what you said... But, my magic weapon..."
"Your magic weapon is no longer useful,"
Qin Chao shrugged his shoulders, "If you have any other skills, use them."
"I, I don't have any other good magic weapon..."
Xiao Pan looked aggrieved, "Hey, I agreed to go down the mountain to help him because I heard Yin Yanpeng said that this baby is very good, liar, this liar, he lied to me, I don't care, I want to go back to the sect, I want to go back to the sect... oh my god, why is the sect going back..."
As he said that, the guy actually started to wipe his tears.
Qin Chao's cold sweat came down again.
This guy, why is he like a child.
"Forget it, it's just a magic weapon, I'll just give it to you,"
As Qin Chao said, he took out his counterfeit mobile phone, and removed the SIM card inside by the way.
You can't give him a mobile phone card, but the phone doesn't matter.
"What's this,"
"The mobile phone is the magic weapon you call the mortal world,"
"you're lying,"
Xiao Pan suddenly shouted, "Look at you, there is no antenna on it, how could it be a mobile phone, Yin Yanpeng said, a mobile phone needs a big antenna to receive the signal,"
"He lied to you,"
Qin Chao said bluntly, "Nowadays cell phones don't need something as simple as an antenna. You take this, and I'll get you a cell phone card some other day, so you can make calls and play games."
"Oh, this, it's really a cell phone,"
"Of course, and I am more advanced, not only can make calls, but also play games,"
"Playing games, what is playing games,"
Xiao Pan blinked.
"This is it, you see,"
As Qin Chao spoke, he jumped to the only game in his phone, Tetris.
"See, in this game, you can use these given things to connect together to eliminate a grid, and there are points next to it. The more you eliminate, the more points you get. If the stack is full, you can If I lose, the above record is my points, more than 10,000 points, so far no one can break it."
This is the pride of Qin Chao when he was in college.
"This, so interesting..."
Xiao Pan took it in his hand, fiddled with it a few times, and became addicted to it.
He tapped the screen, his eyes glistening.
"Oops, I succeeded in eliminating it, now I need a stick, I want a stick,"
Fuck, it's so wicked this.
Watching Xiao Pan concentrate on playing, Qin Chao suddenly snatched the phone away.
"Hey, hey, what are you doing, I'm going to get a stick soon,"
Xiao Pan was anxious like that.
"Our bet is not yet done,"
Qin Chao shrugged his shoulders, "Continue first, let's talk later, this thing is what I want to leave for my followers,"
"I, I don't have any magic weapon to use..."
Xiao Pan's eyes never left Qin Chao's fake mobile phone.
"Then you've surrendered,"
"me……"
Xiao Pan seemed a little unwilling, while Qin Chao shook his cell phone.
"I, I promise,"
Xiao Pan gritted his teeth for the sake of the mobile phone and Tetris, and agreed, "But, you have to take me to see more interesting things, that's fine."
"Don't worry, it's a lot of fun,"
Qin Chao secretly laughed in his heart, Mahler Gobi, he really didn't expect that a 300 yuan counterfeit mobile phone actually bought an ancient master of eight sects.
"There are not many in the mortal world, but there are many fun things,"
"Oh...it's over, I actually betrayed the teacher..."
Xiao Pan couldn't wait to take the phone again from Qin Chao's hand, then couldn't help shaking his head, "If Master finds out, he will definitely shoot me to death,"
"You like cultivating immortals,"
"I don't like it, it's so boring... I prefer fiddling with things, and refining various magic weapons, which is my favorite,"
Xiao Pan said while playing Tetris.
Qin Chao looked at his excited appearance, and suddenly remembered how he found the game console hidden by his mother at home when he was a child, and played Tetris.
At that time, Xiaobawang was just emerging, and this kind of handheld console that could play Tetris was the mainstream entertainment tool.
"That's right, since you don't like cultivating immortals, why do you stay in the ancient eight gates?"
Qin Chao said with a smile, "Here in this seat, this seat will not force you to practice,"
"real,"
Xiao Pan looked at Qin Chao in surprise, "Doesn't your sect need powerful masters?"
Cultivating disciples to become talents and becoming the backbone of the sect is what every sect is doing.
"Of course we need it, but not you,"
Qin Chao said with a smile, "You like refining weapons more, so why don't we let you refine more weapons to serve the sect? We force you to practice, but you can't improve your cultivation, and delaying your refining. Isn't the gain outweighed the loss? Therefore, I never force people to do things I don’t like, just do what you like when you are here.”
"So, so, so great,"
Xiao Pan was overjoyed, "I found out that I didn't follow you for nothing, that's fine, but I have one more request,"
"What to ask, say,"
"I will not be an enemy of the Taiyi sect, so if senior brothers, senior sisters, or our sect trouble you, I will definitely not take action,"
"Then you still want to go back,"
"That won't be the case. It's so boring in the sect. Now I'm a member of your Rakshasa sect. If senior brothers, senior sisters, and my master bother me, you have to bear it for me."
Xiao Pan said with a smile.
Qin Chao suddenly had a bad feeling, why did he feel that he seemed to have been fooled.
"Does your master dote on you?"
"It's very spoiled, and he has high hopes for me,"
Xiao Pan said, "Because I am talented in morality, and I am an incomparable talent for cultivating magic weapons,"
"Damn it, morality is really hot,"
Rhodes suddenly yelled loudly in Qin Chao's heart, "Stinky boy, I thought you found a fool, what a fool, I didn't expect that you picked up a treasure this time,"
"Ha, why did you say that?"
"True fire of morality is the ultimate fire for refining weapons. With this kind of flame, the magical weapons produced are dozens of times more powerful than ordinary ones. Moreover, if you want to create or even repair divine weapons, you can Only when the morality is true, can it be done.”