Final Evolution Fangs! Zerg Supremacy! Chapter 17 Poison, Cheapness and Personal Income Tax
Chapter 17 Poison, Cheapness and Personal Income Tax
Aside from the personal instinct of greed for life and fear of death, Goblin Gold Mine is also armed to the teeth with equipment. After he made a lot of money selling unscrupulous counterfeit medicines in space last time, he also launched a large purchase. , Sheyan seemed to have noticed that this guy even had a bottle of the pale golden potion that the metal mentor drank before! ! ! I don’t know how I jailbroken it and bought it, so what’s the law of God!
Mogansha also knew something about this treacherous and cunning goblin at this time. Knowing that this guy had great powers, he handed over a large piece of sizzling barbecue very simply. This guy immediately took out a big plate from nowhere and wrapped a white napkin around his neck. He also had stainless steel knives and forks, and his eyes were as bright as the / pitiful one in the QQ expression. Holding the plate in hand, he started eating fiercely, making a vague sound of satisfaction while eating:
"Here's the gold coin, the free stuff tastes really good..."
Sheyan rolled his eyes and said:
"Be careful to eat until you have convulsions and vomiting tomorrow."
Jin Kuang said disdainfully:
"Free is the most beautiful word, there is no one... Ah, sir, your barbecue tastes really great, tsk tsk, my God, I bet you don't know that the smell of oil dripping from the barbecue is... Excellent, it would be a huge waste to let it drip into the fire and burn - I don't think you would mind if I use a plate to catch some oil."
Mogansha smiled, his teeth looking particularly white against his dark skin:
"It's my pleasure."
Driven by the word "free", Mr. Goblin Gold Mine's appetite became surprisingly good. Mogansha then dragged a half-dead hydralisk over and disembowelled it. The two bitches were eagerly discussing which part of the Zerg meat had the best quality, cutting and roasting it at the same time. While Mogansha was feasting and feasting on the gold mine, this seemingly honest guy also revealed his true colors:
"Well, dear Mr. Gold Mine, I heard that you seem to be very good at mixing some medicines."
Jin Kuang was burping drunkenly and lying comfortably on the sand dune. After hearing Mo Gansha's words, he immediately covered his waist tightly and said warily:
"what you up to?"
Mogansha said with a very honest smile:
"I just want to buy some poison that is suitable for me. Well... given our friendship, can I get a 20% discount?"
As soon as he heard about the business, Gold Mine immediately perked up and said with a wicked smile:
"Okay, okay... By the way, what do you use? A gun, right?"
As he spoke, he magically took out a small and shabby test stand from behind, complete with test tubes, alcohol lamps, crucibles, etc., and then began to make preparations hurriedly. It looked like it was going to be a live performance. Sheyan had never seen this guy do such a thing, and he was watching curiously. Suddenly, when the gold mine shook the narrow-necked pot-bellied bottle, the bottle exploded with a loud sound, splattering all over his body. , and even white smoke came out!
Sheyan was shocked. This old Goblin Gold Mine was an extraordinary talent. If he was poisoned and died here, his losses would be great. When he saw the gold mine, his face became even more pale. Oh, no, it was green and crumbling. He rushed to help him, but saw that the poor Mr. Gold Mine had tears in his eyes and the green wrinkles on his face were piled up. He said sadly:
"Another bottle exploded, oh my God! This has to be paid for again."
Sheyan was about to ask about the injury urgently, but after hearing his painful confession, he could barely catch his breath and fell down as soon as his vision went dark. However, Jin Kuang wiped his tears and said curiously:
"Master, have you picked up too many girls? Why are your legs suddenly weak?"
"Nima..."
Next, Mr. Goblin Gold Mine performed live mixing again, and this time it was successful. It mixed a small bottle of white thick liquid, and shook its head with satisfaction, but then it instinctively took out a full bottle. There is a big plastic bucket of clear water, and I plan to pour the small bottle of liquid into the clear water. Sheyan looked at it and sighed in his heart: No wonder there is only a 5% chance of being poisoned successfully. It turns out that this bitch simply mixed water with black voodoo, not black voodoo with water.
But just when Mr. Gold Mine was about to start counterfeiting, he suddenly heard a deliberate heavy cough from the side. Looking back, he found Mogansha squatting next to him, looking at him with bright eyes. The gold mine was extremely shameless, so he could only laugh and said:
"Ahem, I'm used to this. I forgot that we are all so familiar... By the way, are you satisfied with my new product?"
The properties of this medicinal powder immediately appeared in front of Mogansha:
Black Voodoo (modified): This is a poison specially improved by Mr. Goblin Gold Mine. After applying the prepared black voodoo to a long-range weapon, every time it successfully damages the enemy, there is a 15% chance of The enemy inflicts poisonous damage that lasts for 15 seconds and occurs every three seconds, with a total damage of 10 to 20 points. (Depending on enemy resistance)
Tips: The application success rate is 99%, and it lasts 30 minutes after application.
Warning: Every tick of Black Voodoo's damage may result in a critical hit!
Mogansha immediately asked straightforwardly:
"How much?"
Jin Kuang said boldly:
"Just give me two thousand general points."
Sheyan was stunned, this guy didn't look like this kind of person anyway, but Mogansha immediately made the transaction without hesitation after hearing this... Ten minutes later, Mogansha, who was holding his head, screamed in extreme pain. The sound echoed across the desert!
"Sailor! Sailor!!! Why does your damn servant actually collect taxes when doing transactions? Oh my god, look at what this is, personal income tax, stamp duty, and fucking youth loss fee, Couldn't your servant just make a damn medicine and lose his youth?"
Sheyan held back his laughter and said:
"Okay, okay, you'll get used to it."
Mogansha said painfully:
"Your servant is not a goblin! He is a devil in goblin skin... Oh my God, my savings!"
Sheyan spread his hands and said helplessly:
"Don't look at me, I'm not good at all. You should know how arrogant the summons of Phil and Fanu are in the Symbiosis Society. I am not a simple servant. It can only be said that I have gone from bad to worse. Nothing less. I just want to avoid being extorted and exploited by him. I don’t want this guy to spit out the money he made.”
Mogansha knew that Fang Senyan was telling the truth, so he hid aside and drew circles with tears streaming down his face. After the two of them put it together, they decided to rest here before moving forward. It was originally planned that Fang Senyan would warn Mogansha to rest first, but after a while, he saw Mogansha stumbling and covering his face with a blue face. His stomach ran out and rushed to the back of the sand dune, and then there was an earth-shattering sound of booming and booming. Then he rubbed his belly with a grimace and walked back slowly. Unfortunately, such a scene would happen every ten minutes... so Fang Sheyan could only rest first.
After Sheyan woke up after sleeping for two or three hours, he was surprised to find that Mogansha was half-dead, leaning on the rock and panting. There was a sour smell all over his body. What was even more funny was that he was investigating his condition through the nightmare mark. When I read it, I discovered that there were a few more instructions on it:
Health condition: deteriorating.
Disease acquired: Diarrhea. The reason is that eating half-cooked exotic animal meat caused unknown bacteria to multiply in large numbers.
Disease effect: All attributes are reduced by 15% before recovery, the maximum health value is reduced by 20%, and the hit rate is reduced by 50%.
Disease Process: Exacerbation Period
Sheyan was really angry and amused when he saw it. He had never been sick since he became a contractor and had his body digitized. He even recovered from the mild rhinitis he had when he was a sailor. I never thought that something unfortunate would happen like getting sick. He went to secretly take a look at the gold mine hidden not far away. Sure enough, the condition of this guy who ate free food was even worse. His face was pale and breathless. Of course, the stench was overwhelming even before he got close.
In desperation, Sheyan hurriedly checked the electronic holographic map and found that there was also a human base called "Deadly Helmet" about two hundred kilometers away from here. After he made the scorching mouthpart, his reputation among all human forces increased. At 1000 o'clock, at least he wouldn't be shot to death or bombarded to death by cannons, so he took these two unlucky guys and started the old air-cushion motorcycle and drove in that direction.
After driving for nearly a hundred kilometers, Sheyan heard intermittent gunshots in the distance and the unique roar of the siege tank after it was set up. He followed the sound and drove over, and saw in the distance Thick black smoke rose up, and a human convoy was leaning against a rocky hill to resist the tidal wave of Zerg attacks.
These Zerg races are all the lowest-level velociraptors. They obviously rely on the high mobility of a single velociraptor unit to catch up from behind, but there are also several leaders who are at least two or three times larger in size. The limbs have grown sharp legs, the eyes are red, and a few drops of viscous liquid will drip from the corners of the mouth from time to time. The teeth and claws are extremely sharp, and they can easily tear apart the armor of the Zerg at a glance.
This human convoy also looks very elite. Not only does it have nearly a hundred strong and round-waisted machine gunners wearing combat armor to build three temporary positions, it also has five or six Vulture suspended tanks patrolling and escorting the surroundings. There are three heavy siege tanks at the rear. In addition, even the civilian vehicles they carry are similar to armored vehicles. They look very solid and are pushed to the front to serve as bunkers.
Mogansha gasped and watched for a while in the back seat and said:
"The situation seems to be bad for humans."
The interactive questions given to us the last few times were too simple, or difficult, but there are answers on Baidu. So this time there will be a difficult one, hehe. The top three get 30 points, and the first place gets 45 points! ! !
This title is a couplet: A filthy man uses Visio software to look at filthy pictures. Please note that the pronunciation of visio is also obscene. This event lasts for three days, and 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place will be selected at the end. Everyone, use your lustful, coquettish and obscene thoughts. See you in the book review section.