Chapter 784 Why Didn't Think Of This Move
On the corner of the street, there were three or five beggars squatting, wearing scantily clad clothes and holding bowls with cracks and gaps.
"All right."
Beggars, but no one cares about them at all, the more gorgeously dressed they are, the faster they avoid them.
I'm sure I'm going to be hungry again today.
I saw two mighty and domineering men walking over, as if they were walking over a mountain, their bodies were too strong, and they felt extremely oppressive.
So the beggars ran away before they approached.
"Youna beggar, don't go!"
Dian Wei and Xu Chu went up one by one, and captured four of them. The only one who left was so excited that he obviously thought he had escaped a catastrophe.
"My lord, my lord. We beg according to the law. We don't dare to overstep. Let's give us a way out." One of the elderly beggars begged for mercy.
"Yes, my lord, we are all law-abiding." The other beggars cried and felt wronged.
"We're not here to enforce the law." Xu Chu said seriously.
"Where is it?"
Dian Wei said: "Stop talking nonsense, we are here to buy clothes from you at the master's order."
Shaoqing.
The old beggars were already naked, looking at the golden beans in their hands, they were all dumbfounded, and they would look like corpses if they were put down.
"Old man, what's wrong with you?" A beggar woman came running.
shocked.
When she saw the clothes in Dian Wei and Xu Chu's hands, she immediately burst into tears and began to scold the street, "Beggars are all robbed of their clothes. Is there still a law? Is there a law? You shameless people, rob a thousand Is there any use for a rag riddled with holes?"
The old beggar was trembling with excitement, and grabbed the beggar woman, "Don't get excited, old woman, there is something... I don't know how to tell you."
"What's the matter?" The beggar woman was puzzled.
"Golden Douzi, do you know what it is?" After speaking, he handed it over.
The beggar woman first said: (;°○°), followed by: (×_×), and passed out.
"Great beggar! Great benevolent! Your master is a great benevolent!" The old beggar completely ignored the fainted beggar woman,
Natou bowed and shouted excitedly.
Dian Wei and Xu Chu looked at each other, shook their heads and said, "Our master is not doing charity, but just buying clothes."
"Yes, yes, it's just shopping for clothes, the master is so humble."
After a while, the only one who ran away came back, and saw that the brothers were all eating big fish and meat,
"What's the situation, you still have food if you haven't been taken away."
"It's so, so, so, so, you shouldn't have run away." The old beggar said proudly.
The beggar directly pushed the golden mountain down the jade pillar and drew it.
...
Shaoqing.
The booth of the tofu Xi Shi step trainer is still full of people.
"My lord, the clothes are here, which one do you want to wear?"
Dian Wei and Xu Chu returned, and the clothes they brought out could suffocate people to death.
Zhuge Liang covered his nose with a feather fan.
Yuan Tan picked it up.
Dian Wei reminded: "My lord, they actually fit quite well."
Yuan Tan: [⊙[工]⊙], shut your uneducated mouth. So I picked the cleanest one, took off my gorgeous clothes, and changed into them.
Many young masters in the surrounding area saw it, and it was an astonishing move for them.
A Mr. Butter couldn't help but stepped forward, and asked familiarly: "Dear man, you are also the son of Tofu Xishi, what are you doing?"
"roll."
Buttercup was terrified, and quickly shrank back.
Zhuge Liang had a feeling at this moment, "My lord, if you fall in love with this girl, then leave it to the subordinates."
Yuan Tan looked serious, "Why can't I understand what you're talking about? This woman is a famous beauty in this era. I just want to make friends, and I don't want to come to this era in vain. I have no other intentions." of."
Just say everything about the times, Zhuge Liang can't understand anyway.
Zhuge Liang immediately sweated profusely, shook his feather fan anxiously, and apologized: "Yes, yes, yes, yes, the eldest son cherishes feathers, is he a person who is obsessed with the goddess, and his subordinates are lying."
"Well, it's good to know." Yuan Tan forgives.
Dian Wei and Xu Chu almost pulled over. Xu Chu said: "My lord, why don't you wear this beggar's clothes?"
Yuan Tan said: "It's like this. The general wants to test whether this girl is a kind person. If she is not, she will not make friends."
The righteousness is awe-inspiring and loud.
Dian Wei and Xu Chu were shocked again, it seemed that they really misunderstood the eldest son of the family, he was indeed a gentleman, not obsessed with beauties.
In fact, Yuan Tan thought so. It is true that the step trainer is a goddess, but as a future king, he cannot make friends as soon as he sees him. If you want to know, you must also know what is harmonious, or else you will mess up the court.
This is the king's consideration. Personally, he is a gentleman. So, if the step trainer is a kind girl, then she is someone worth making friends with.
"Elder son." Zhuge Liang realized that he hadn't taken any action, and more and more people around him began to watch them, most of them were people who admired tofu beauties.
Yuan Tan's mood at this moment is very complicated. You must know that he is going to marry Sun Shangxiang, who is Sun Quan's brother-in-law. And the daughter-in-law of Bu Lianshi's Sun Quan is also his sister-in-law.
Relationships are a bit messy.
I don't want to think so much anymore, as long as it comes, I will settle down. This is called first-come-first-served, preconceived ideas, birds occupying the dove's nest, what the fuck, thinking wrong again.
It depends on whether she is a kind-hearted girl, and she is determined not to have a pure mind.
Ever since, he stomped his feet, first stood with his hands behind his back, and glanced at the rivals in love all around him.
When the rival in love saw this calm and composed look, his lungs exploded with rage.
"We are romantic and suave, but we can't attract the goddess in the slightest. What's the use of pretending to be a beggar?"
"Pretend, you continue to pretend."
"One will make you look good."
Amidst the ridicule of his love rivals, Yuan Tan plucked up his courage and rushed forward.
"Get out of the way, get out of the way!"
With great strength, he pushed everyone away and squeezed to the first place. He immediately stumbled and fell under the goddess's pomegranate skirt. Looking at the embroidered shoes in front of him, he couldn't help but think of the golden lotus.
"I'm hungry, so hungry. I haven't eaten for more than ten days..." He prostrated himself on the ground and hugged the foot trainer's ankle.
Step trainer, (⊙ o ⊙) ah!
Zhuge Liang and the others, (⊙v⊙) yes.
The sons around, ヾ(?`Д′?), followed closely: ┗|`O′|┛.
The weak scholar, as well as the son who had seen the cross-dressing before, suddenly realized and was full of shocks.
It was as if it had been bombarded by millions of thunders from the sky. After the outside was burnt and the inside was tender, it was completely blown up.
It's so abominable, to openly disguise and do such a despicable and shameless thing.
It's fine if you do it behind your back, but you'll change in front of us, so what's the point of embarrassment?
Are you just that shameless?
But, it's so fragrant!
So do they.
Everyone grabbed their hair violently, unable to control themselves.
Kick him, the goddess kicks him quickly.
Right, that is it.
strain.