864 I Am Really an Immortal

864 I am really an immortal

For the Chinese tunic suitor, there are only two kinds of people in this world, and he will not lie.

One is a fellow traveler, the other is a beggar. Among the peers, hair was empty, and they were all extremely vigilant. It is basically impossible to defraud them of their money. The other type is beggars. These people are extremely poor themselves, or they are traveling with him, and they are all liars. Therefore, he will never lie to these two types of people!

No matter who else they are, Mao suit will not be spared. The biggest thing he ever did was pretending to be a provincial cadre in a county, cheating him out of food, drinks, and money. In the end, no one could expose his scam. Instead, he was entertained by various leaders, and his life was miserable. So happy!

For Chinese tunic suits, such people deserve to be deceived. The reason why they fail to expose themselves is because they have a guilty conscience. People with ghosts in their hearts will always lie to them.

Deception works best on two types of people, those who have evil intentions and those who are greedy or needy. The generous and idiotic person in front of me obviously has needs and is brainless. If I don't lie to him, I will be sorry for myself and the country!

"You mean, do you need money?"

For an immortal, money is an absolute treasure. Considering that activities in the human world require funds, when the water bloom came down, I deliberately took some extra silver. He had a storage bag with a lot of money in it.

"Yes, a lot."

The Mao suit nodded and said with great embarrassment, "Xingyue City is not like any other city. You can get there by plane or train. If I want to go to Xingyue City, there is only one bus every day, and the tickets have long been sold out. , I estimate that I won’t be able to buy a ticket within a month. If I want to go, I can only stow away. But stowaway is very risky. Even I have to spend money to clear a lot of connections and manage a lot of people before I can help you arrange a stowaway car. shuttle bus.”

“Money doesn’t matter, it’s as much as you want.”

The man in Mao Zhong was overjoyed, he was indeed a fool with too much money.

He rolled his eyes and held up five fingers.

"You want fifty gold ingots? Okay."

Shui Hua nodded, and then took out fifty shining gold ingots from his storage bag. The eyes of the man in the tunic suit are almost straight. Damn it, this man is really a rich man!

"Don't show off your money!"

Although he was curious about where this man took out so much gold, the Chinese tunic suit then thought of the most important question. There are so many people here with mixed eyes!

He quickly took out a woven bag and asked Shui Hua to put all the gold ingots into the bag. "There are many bad people in this world. If you take out so much money, be careful of being targeted by scammers!"

"Haha, I am extremely smart, but no liar can fool me!"

Shuihua said proudly.

"Yes, yes, you are a man of great wisdom. Who can deceive you! But be careful!"

This is the human world, so we should follow the rules of the human world.

"But... fifty ingots... are not enough..."

"How much do you need? Is it five hundred ingots?"

Shui Hua frowned slightly, "I only brought eighty ingots when I came down this time. I didn't expect that prices in the human world would rise so fast."

A thousand years ago, this ingot of gold could do a lot of things!

"Eighty, let's be eighty! I'm a bit at a loss, who knew you? This acquaintance is fate, and we should just make friends. Come with me, and I will take you to the shuttle bus."

Under the leadership of this liar, Shui Hua wandered here and there, no one knew how far he had gone.

"Isn't it here yet?"

"Hurry, hurry, it's just ahead!"

Finally, Mao Zedong led Shui Hua to a van, "They will take you to Star Moon City!"

Shui Hua accidentally saw that after the Chinese tunic man asked him to get in the car, he took a stack of red paper from the hands of a bald man.

What are those red papers used for? Is it used to write spells? But the charm should be made of yellow paper, right?

I really don’t understand the current human society, it’s such a mess. Or are those red pieces of paper a necessary charm to make this box-like magic weapon work?

Just as Shui Hua was guessing, he saw the bald man also get in and start the car. This magic weapon actually works, it's really powerful. After the water bloom descends to the earth, it is also a mortal body. After a lot of tossing, he became a little tired, so he closed his eyes and rested his mind, sat cross-legged and began to silently work on his internal energy.

It is different from the Qin family bloodline and auspicious beasts. After the other eight heavenly beings descend to earth, the immortal energy in their bodies will automatically turn into true energy. Although it is a bit inconvenient, this small sacrifice is nothing in order to find auspicious beasts.

The car had been driving for three or four hours, and the sky was getting a little dark. Baldhead led Shuihua to a small hotel.

"It's getting late, let's have something to eat before we hit the road."

As the bald man said this, he got out of the car and walked into the small hotel. Shui Hua felt slightly unhappy. He had to hurry, but this mere mortal dared to delay his schedule!

However, his stomach also growled a few times. Hey, he turned into a mortal, which was indeed a bit troublesome. As if she smelled the aroma of meat coming from the store, Shui Hua reluctantly got out of the car and followed her into the hotel.

There are several small tables set up in the lobby of the hotel for guests to eat. Baldy ordered a few plates of meat and vegetables and invited Shui Hua to dine with him.

Shui Hua was really hungry, so she picked up her chopsticks and started to eat.

After eating for a long time, the bald man didn't move his chopsticks. At first Shui Hua thought he was not cooperating with her to eat together, but later she felt something was wrong. This person doesn’t know that he is an immortal, so why don’t he eat together?

"Why don't you eat?"

Shui Hua said, "I allow you to eat one piece."

"Haha, I won't eat it. This food is drugged. Just enjoy it alone."

"Drug? What kind of medicine?"

"I can't even tell you the name. It's made in the United States. It's specially made for you to sleep on."

"Haha, do you want to kill someone for money?"

Shui Hua sneered, "I am invulnerable to all poisons. I don't even pay attention to the amount of medicine you have..."

Before he finished speaking, Shui Hua's vision went dark and he fell down on the table with a plop. Although he is invulnerable to all poisons, he is still immune to medicines from thousands of years ago. Nowadays, drugs have become more diverse, and his body's resistance can basically not keep up. How could a mortal being with a mortal body endure this kind of medicine and become completely unconscious?

"Hey, I'm not going to kill anyone, I'm just making some money."

The bald man sneered twice, "Don't blame me, just blame the dealer who sold you here!"

Shui Hua felt a chill, and her body was so cold that she felt as if she was swimming in the Milky Way. When he woke up, he found that he had really been soaked in a smelly ditch, and his abdomen was in severe pain. When he looked down, he found that there was a stitched scar on his abdomen! Shui Hua was shocked and quickly looked inside and found that his right kidney was missing!

"Fuck!"

Shui Hua couldn't help but cursed loudly. These wicked bastards actually used drugs to stun him and even took away one of his kidneys!

Although the kidneys can be repaired in the fairy world, in the human world, if you don't find the auspicious beast, you won't be able to return! If you can’t go back, you can’t heal! And a body with only one kidney is extremely fragile!

Shui Hua had no choice but to gather her true energy first and use her ability to control water to temporarily simulate a kidney on her right kidney with water! In this case, it can barely be dealt with... I just don't know how long this thing can last! The top priority is to go to Xingyue City as soon as possible... However, all the clothes he is wearing have been replaced by shabby ones, and the energy on his body cannot be used to change into better clothes for the time being. All the money was defrauded, and the body was very weak. Shui Hua could only pick up a wooden stick from the side and limped onto the road with the stick in his hand.

From time to time, the kind of magic weapon used by humans to walk ran past on the road, but Shui Hua waited there for a long time, and no one was willing to stop and give him a ride. After all, he smells so bad now that no one wants to get close to him.

By the way... Liuhe Sect... Shui Hua happened to see a sign erected next to it, which said, five thousand meters away, Hidden Sword Villa!

As long as you find the Liuhe Sect and tell them your identity, they will definitely help you! As long as he gives himself some time, lets him take some miracle medicine, and recovers well, the injury will be alleviated a lot!

right! I am really too smart!

Shuihua especially admired himself. He limped like this, dragging his injured body along for more than five thousand meters, and finally saw the gate of Hidden Sword Villa.

Great... Shui Hua's eyes filled with excitement. He was hungry and sleepy now, and very thirsty. His lips were chapped. In heaven, he is an immortal who does not eat fireworks, but in the human world, he is just an ordinary person!

This guy is in ragged clothes, with his hair disheveled, carrying a cane, and smelling bad. How can he have the air of a god! He moved to the mountain gate, shouted inside, shouting with all his strength.

"Come...come here...come here..."

"Who are you, crying like a ghost or a wolf? Is this a place where you can scream nonsense?"

The gatekeeper of a mountain villa was taking a nap when he was woken up by the shouting. He walked to the mountain gate and found a beggar standing in front of the door.

"Gungun, go away when you beg for food! We don't give charity!"

"I, I am not a beggar...I...I am looking for your village owner again..."

"Get away from me! A beggar wants to see our village owner? Are you sick?"

"I said... I... am not a beggar..."

Shui Hua said angrily, "I... am... the Immortal Lord of Beiyinwei in the Umebe!"

"Get your belly rolling!"

The disciple curled his lips and said, "I have heard of Yubu. They are all the superior Eight Immortals! You say you are the Yubu Immortal? Damn it, you don't show your virtue by soaking in urine! I think you are in vain. You’ve had too many daydreams, why don’t you hurry up and get out!”